View Full Version : This gave me the BEST laugh I have had in a long time
madmaxine
02-23-2008, 03:26 PM
My loser ex Mypaced me on Easter a couple years back. What a nice Easter present, he forgot about how he dumped me (I had to hunt him down to get an answer from him..) It was all a blessing in disguise, I could have never been happy with his tiny penis and inbred Wisconsin hick ass. Good for a laugh though.
RoseLeigh
02-23-2008, 03:44 PM
Wow his spelling is......... interesting. lol
No kidding! I know he lives in Wooostah and all, but you'd think he could spare a few r's in his spelling.
Sindi
02-23-2008, 05:18 PM
^^^
Looks like Christmas is coming early this year......
Phil.
Teehee *blush*
LiveFree
02-23-2008, 05:41 PM
HOT Sindi!
AlexxaHex
02-23-2008, 05:51 PM
wtf are you talking about with this 'ugly' business? You are majorly hawt.
Sindi
02-23-2008, 06:00 PM
HOT Sindi!
Thanxx}:D
Sindi
02-23-2008, 06:02 PM
wtf are you talking about with this 'ugly' business? You are majorly hawt.
Lol , well first Thanxx but second HE said that and I quote "leaving your ugly ass was the best thing I ever did" end quote ;D Thats why I said "see how ugly I was when I dated him ....I was just joking because while I dont think I am the prettiest girl in the room , I dont think that too many people would call me ugly ....for which I am extremely grateful }:D
LiveFree
02-23-2008, 06:18 PM
How the heck did you choose to date a guy like that anyway ??
Sindi
02-23-2008, 06:45 PM
How the heck did you choose to date a guy like that anyway ??
Well in my own defense I was only 20 when I met him , I totally was loving being single too . He liked to dance and party and I just wanted someone fun to hang , sex ...ya know normal 20 yr old stuff . He was suppose to leave one month after we met for the Navy I think ...:O So I didnt really worry about getting attach cauz he was leaving ....THEN my bestest bestest so close she was almost my GF got very jealous of him and left for Florida with LA Lamann and ditched me ....that made me sad and I clung to my new friend (loser boy) THEN he knocked me up and it killed my mom , which also put me closer to loser boy because it seemed like he was all I had ......I got scary sick while I was pregnant and was in the hospital 2 out of every 3 days . Did I mention by this time he was living with me and not NOT working . I basically made it clear to him that HE had to work , so he got a LAME ass excuse for a job ....I think it was part time at UPS . Now my apartment and my car payment alone were twice what he was making . Since his father support a family working for UPS it was suppose to be good enough for me too .,......too bad things were different in 2001 than they where 1980 >:( Anyhoo long story short , I made the terrible but only choice to have an abortion . I was so weak from my illness (called Hyperemesis , not sure of the spelling) that I couldnt even hold down water or sit up to bath myself , I felt like it was my only choice . I ended up losing my car , my apartment and my moms friendship for awhile . OH also did I mention that I had to sell things like CDs to buy him cigarettes and gas for my car so I could get to the hospital ?? Yeah . Ummmm lets see .......so basically once again I was clinging to him because he was all had even though me being with him was the reason I had nothing . I had to have him arrested once during all that because during a fight over him not working he picked me up and put me through a door , onto a bed where he continued to scream into my face covering it with spit ......ah the memories . The night I came home from having an abortion (yeah he didnt even go with me or try to stop me) he hid from me and when Finally found him , he had sex with me then , not wanting to spend the night with me ......gee . Then for about 4 months we lived in and out of hotels , where I had to work 6 days a week for peanuts just to pay for the hotel room .......he worked two weeks I think . My mom finally invited us over one day and she said later that I looked about a day away from becoming a hooker , so she invited us to come live with her once again . She gave him a month to find a job and when he I took two months off , which come on I deserved right ?? He fought with me all the time telling me how disgusting I was to not work .....yeah yeah I know ......During this time he left during another fight and never came home , early the next morning I found him in the driveway with my pictured taped to his shirt ......A little detective work and I found out he had been at MY CLUB all night , borrowed money from the damn door girl to get lap dances from some newbie (told the door girl he needed money for my BDAY) ......he ended up spending the night with the door girl ( he says he just slept on her couch) Ok ...what else ....oh lots of fights , I punched him the face once though , that was nice ......ummmm so after our 3 yrs came we lasted a few more months and he came over to my moms house all pouty and lame I asked him "you dont want to be with me anymore do you ?" He says "no , no actually I dont" so I said "Then why are you here ? Just go , its over" He said ok and left ......unfortunately I did run after him and cried a little bit but it wasnt like I wanted him back it was just like an out burst of emotions ya know ???
Oh god I forgot to mention that before the 3 yrs we got an apartment together and I put up the first month , we splut the 2nd and 3rd and then I paid for the last and we ended up fighting with the live in landlords ( the wife hated my BFs whole family , big surpirse) BUT he bithced at me that I didnt help out enough , that if he was me he would have worked SO MUCH MORE , if making money was so easy and all this crap.....uh yeah I notice you were a hard working buddy .
So back to final break up IT was 2 weeks before my birthday and 3 weeks before my ONLY family with whom Iwas living where moving to the other side of the country ....nice timing ....so I left with them and he showed up at my house with the LAMEST Bday gift ever and cried it was so gross ......Then he Called and harssed my mom on our moving trip and kept claling her so much that she was getting pissed so I HAD TO GIVE HIM MY NUMBER .....omg it was awful literally for the next 6 month he called me ALL THE TIME for nothiong or sometime to tell me that he thinks he made the right decision in leaving me BUT THEN IT CHANGE he started asking to get back together wiht and how he was going to come out West and marry me and blah blah blah .....I was like " I dunno things would have to be different" BUT I never called him he stopped callling me and the last time I heard from him he left me a message on my phone so late at night that the guy Iwas dating got PISSED that somethintg was going on .....the message was that he was going to visit his parents in Florida and he just waned to say goodbye .....Lame , like I cared right ? That was December of 2004 and I just got that nasty email from him this week ???? He needs therapy serisouly , its been wayyyyyy too long for this shit .
I just dont even know the girl that dated him anymore , I dont know that person . When I see guys like him I say to myself , cute but trouble OR I just cross the road .......He is so not cute to me anymore either .....
My mom is pissed that he wrote to me becaus she supported him for years and even bought him a car , of course she made him pay her back but still ......he never respected her or me and ya know he is a freak so ....thats my story !!
VegasPrincess
02-23-2008, 10:19 PM
Yeah that's the exact reason why I never blocked Ed back. I'll admit that I love his drama, because it's hilarious and entertaining. Plus it allows me to practice sharpening my wits on him.
Let me remind you guys who Ed is with a little picture:
http://i26.tinypic.com/21dq144.jpg
What an anorexic homo ::)
Wait, wait wait.... is this a joke? OR did Ed really blow Ronald McDonald?
PhillyDancer1982
02-23-2008, 11:58 PM
LOL it was a joke that Ed himself did, by having someone take a pic of him insinuating fellatio on a sitting-down Ronald McDonald statue outside a McDonalds a few years ago. For a while he used it as his Myspace default pic with the caption "I always loved the taste of McDonalds"(way to be a histrionic attention whore! ::)). Who knows...he probably IS gay. A few yrs ago when his girlfriend of 2 years cheated on him then dumped him for the guy she'd cheated with, he was so distraught that he did the lowest form of spite/revenge ever...he didn't sleep with her friend, or her sister, or her mom...no...he gave head to her new boyfriend, essentially getting her boyfriend to cheat on her!! He denies it now, but a few yrs ago even his brother admitted that it was a true story...and his older brother was his #1 biggest support system.
threlayer
02-24-2008, 07:38 AM
If so many people didn't let themselves get so hot on the first date, and got to know the person first before rejecting him, scum like this would have long ago killed himself. I guess there will always be people getting duped. Or else Jerry Springer would have to work for a living.
PhillyDancer1982
02-24-2008, 09:11 AM
It's not necessarily about "getting hot on the first date." For example, Ed and I never dated...we were friends and then a few years later I dated two of his four brothers. Besides, what does putting out on the first date have to do with it? In this day and age, with sex being a lot less of a big deal than it was say 50 yrs ago, do you really think that us girls would stay with a guy simply because we had sex with him?...as though we feel this obliged emotional attachment to any guy we sleep with? I'm not that way. There's been plenty of guys that I've banged that I didn't feel the need to stay with afterwards.
The only way that "getting hot and heavy" too early into dating can perhaps cause a girl to stay with a guy, would be if she got knocked up on the first date or transmitted herpes or something taboo from the guy, I guess.
Sindi
02-24-2008, 11:42 AM
If so many people didn't let themselves get so hot on the first date, and got to know the person first before rejecting him, scum like this would have long ago killed himself. I guess there will always be people getting duped. Or else Jerry Springer would have to work for a living.
WTF are you talking about ?? First off all the last 4 post have been a complete F***ing thread jack and since its MY thread CUT THE SHIT ;D Second IF we didnt get so hot very early on in relationships then we would end up married to these ASSHOLES like our mothers and their mothers , those assholes that you talk about would just do what it takes like they have since the beginning of time . I think that by getting serious with someone you DO in fact get to know them better and you may seem worse off (like being a single mom or never married) but isnt it better to date a jerk then to try and divorce one ?? I think so ......where ever you got the idea that they could be weeded out simply by us terrible women keeping our legs closed is beyond me , I guess it would come from the same place that men are only bad because we let them be ?? Stupid and stop thread jacking my emotional thread damn it >:(
threlayer
02-24-2008, 09:31 PM
Nah, I didn't say that, or mean to. And my reposts have been for Sindi. I guess you can have cautious fun with someone if you feel safe at the time, but try not to get too hot over the person too fast.
Just that people hide things to get something for themselves. After that, or otherwise after some time with whatever happens, it starts becoming too much trouble/confusing to hide everything. This happens with all kinds of relationships.
Since this phenomenon is independent of which generation one is a member of, I'm pretty sure it still applies today. So, to me, it is good to be very cautious.
I'm sure everyone has reasons for what they do, ones that they think are valid at the time. Just because a building looks like a bank and says it is a bank, that doesn't make me want to trust it.
threlayer
02-24-2008, 10:07 PM
Second IF we didnt get so hot very early on in relationships then we would end up married to these ASSHOLES like our mothers and their mothers , those assholes that you talk about would just do what it takes like they have since the beginning of time.
I just cannot understand this; I'm thinking it's self-contradictory, but I'm not sure. Anyhow I'm talking about the people you are talking about.