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Crow2
03-09-2008, 07:30 AM
Doorbell rings and I of course had worked untill the wee hours of the am,,,,,,

I snatched that door open. Naked of course with my bed hair and smeary mascara. Now remember I was married to a marine DI for a while.

I'm peeved at being up and holler WHAT, which makes my heighbors dogs go nutso. I've never seen a woman of color blanche. There was three of them, little church ladies trying to save my heathern skin.

They stammer and stutter and of course I fire away. If your not here to clean my house I suggest you go away. Quietly. My therapist is out of town and I haven't consulted with him on my recent gun purchace.


*snicker*


Poor things. I almost felt sorry for them. But the feeling passed quickly enough.

Yekhefah
03-09-2008, 10:27 AM
^^^ :rotfl:

RoseLeigh
03-09-2008, 10:29 AM
*knocks on Crow's door, just to see it happen*

desavirsire
03-09-2008, 10:48 AM
when jesus salesmen come to my door, i open it and tell them that i'm not home and would they be so kind as to leave a message after the tone? then make a beeping noise.

:rotfl: I love this one! I couldn't do it without busting out laughing in the middle of the sentence though.

sxybrat07
03-09-2008, 11:06 AM
GAHHHH They woke me up this morning!!!!!!!

For anyone familiar with the mormon religion, every 1st Sunday of the month (apparently they couldn't count this month :P) the young boys (12-14) are sent around to collect 'fast offerings'. Basically, people in the church are supposed to fast breakfast and lunch that day, and donate what they would have spent to the church.

WHY DO THEY KEEP COMING TO MY FUCKING HOUSE?????? Boy has lived here 11 or so years, never ONCE been to church since he's lived here, but they STILL ring our doorbell at 9am. :banghead: I. AM. SLEEPING. FUCKERS. Gah!

Ok, sorry, I feel better now. And for the record, I didn't get out of bed to even answer the door.