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Perry
03-28-2008, 12:13 PM
My nose started to run and I tried to get a tissue to it so fast I punched myself in the lip.
jasmine
03-28-2008, 12:17 PM
I was brushing my teeth, when husband walked in and startled me and somehow the toothbrush flew out of my mouth and I poked myself in the eye with it. Damn that hurt. Mint toothpaste burns really bad.
AudreyLeigh
03-28-2008, 12:23 PM
I was brushing my teeth, when husband walked in and startled me and somehow the toothbrush flew out of my mouth and I poked myself in the eye with it. Damn that hurt. Mint toothpaste burns really bad.
:D I LOLd at that one...
hockeybobby
03-28-2008, 05:07 PM
I started the stoooopidest thread ever today. Oh yeah.
eta: Fuck, there is some funny shit on this thread.
hockeybobby
04-08-2008, 06:06 AM
^^^Nice try buddy. I started a thread so stupid, even the krchab was offended. You know you fucked up when she slaps you down.
No laughs, and hours later, the boos still ringing in your ears.
Locked by the Mod out of pure pity. Mercy rule invoked.
It's called judgement hockeybobby. Try it.
Lysondra
04-08-2008, 06:11 AM
When I was done fixing my car I had 6 screws leftover and don't know where they go. :O
ajbaer
04-08-2008, 07:28 AM
I took tylenol Pm knowing I'd only get 5 hours of sleep. REALLY dumb.
TheTempest
04-08-2008, 07:31 AM
I put my underwear on inside out so often that I was PLEASED to realize I didn't do it yesterday.
ajbaer
04-08-2008, 07:38 AM
^^^that's funny shit. I do that sometimes with the tagless kinds. I feel all not smart when it happens.
Lysondra
04-08-2008, 07:40 AM
Oh god that reminds me. I had my underwear inside out at a show once... and it had one of those weird diamond thingies in the crotch...on the outside. D:
TheLioness
04-08-2008, 03:42 PM
The sad part about mine is that I knew it was stupid and still did it.
I started back on Chantix even though it makes me sick. I did fine up until today when I:
Took the Chantix this morning (feeling nauseous all day but no puking) THEN I:
Took 2 Lipo-6's
Drank Red Bull right after (big no no)
Drank a protein shake in place of dinner (even though they've been making me mildly nauseous)
Then took a xanax in a pathetic attempt to keep from puking. Didn't work.
jasmine
04-08-2008, 05:34 PM
This morning I whacked my forhead on the powderoom doorframe. :banghead: This evening I opened the passenger side car door to get my bags out and hit myself in the head so hard it broke the skin :ouch: and I have a HUGE bump. :zombie: FUCK that hurt! I was dizzy forever and still can barely see out of my right eye. :loco:
crizgolfer
04-08-2008, 05:51 PM
I woke up a little too late one morning after too little sleep. Ran into the shower and then got dressed real quick without turning on the lights.
About mid-day I was walking around work and noticed that I was wearing one black shoe and one brown shoe...no one even mentioned it to me...
Figured it was time to run home for "lunch"...
Ava Jadore
04-08-2008, 06:06 PM
I tried to explain who The Stooges were to some airhead 18 year old in one of my classes...why did I even bother??? She looked at me like I was speaking latin or something ha!
Kaiyla
04-08-2008, 06:52 PM
I put pretzels in the fridge.
BalletBaby
04-08-2008, 09:26 PM
I was driving to one of the new clubs I work at to find out where I go to get my dancer license. Well, I passed up my exit because I was singing along to metallica, and the next exit wasn't for another 10 miles. So finally I turn around and get to the club and find out where to go. As I'm driving home, I'm thinking, couldn't I have just called them? haha, so blonde sometimes:D
I did this again. LOL. Now I make sure I'm paying attention as I drive.
Lysondra
04-08-2008, 11:30 PM
I made fun of M's hair saying it was ratty and he said,
"Don't make fun of me! I don't tell you when you need lipo!!"
...that was HIS stupid, that had to be publicly known.
TheTempest
04-09-2008, 12:13 AM
I made fun of M's hair saying it was ratty and he said,
"Don't make fun of me! I don't tell you when you need lipo!!"
...that was HIS stupid, that had to be publicly known.
That's just ... wrong on a lot of levels. 1. He's a jerk. 2. How can you need lipo repeatedly? 3. You don't need lipo, you're hot. 4. He's a jerk.
Lysondra
04-09-2008, 12:32 AM
Yeah I don't get that. He said that TODAY and I took the photo in the Crafter's thread TODAY... I don't need no fucking lipo. AT the time I said his hair was ratty he was AT the salon getting it fixed... so it's not like I was saying anything bad. The poor stylist was like...OMGWTF.
sassysummer
04-09-2008, 12:39 AM
i went tanning today (normally i stay away from tanning beds) so i could get a base tan so i won't totally fry on my cruise, i hit my head on my way to lay in the bed, when i was done i told myself, "don't hit your head again", so i was bending over by the bed picking up the towel i dropped, and WHACK, hit it again! i'm sure the girl in the front heard it! lol
TheTempest
04-09-2008, 02:01 AM
Yeah I don't get that. He said that TODAY and I took the photo in the Crafter's thread TODAY... I don't need no fucking lipo. AT the time I said his hair was ratty he was AT the salon getting it fixed... so it's not like I was saying anything bad. The poor stylist was like...OMGWTF.
Yeah, you are super slim and hot and he's insane. I think you knew that already though. It sounds like he's playing to your potential insecurities. :-\
TheTempest
04-09-2008, 02:03 AM
I don't think I'm going to sleep tonight (Tuesday) and I have to work tonight (Wednesday). That's pretty effing stupid.
ViolaStrings
04-09-2008, 02:05 AM
I backed out into our giant trash can.
youngBUTbanking
04-09-2008, 02:16 AM
Last Saturday Night
One of my fav. bars had the sink or swim deal going...I was completely plastered...Our apartment complex is close so we walk usually to make sure we don't drive...which works 99% of the time..
1% happened saturday when i was so drunk...I walked openly into traffic (It was 4 AM so luckily not many cars on the road - but still enough cars) because I thought the red hand on the other side of the street meant it wanted me to give it a high five...(The one that means DONT CROSS!)
Luckily - My friends were drunk but not drunk retard like me and grabbed me halfway out and carried me back as 4-6 cars were coming beeping their horns.....
I'm a jackass folks...:-\
Lysondra
04-09-2008, 06:22 AM
Yeah, you are super slim and hot and he's insane. I think you knew that already though. It sounds like he's playing to your potential insecurities. :-\
Pft, it would've bothered me before. Now every time he insults me, I remember he has a tiny penis.
TheTempest
04-09-2008, 06:24 AM
Pft, it would've bothered me before. Now every time he insults me, I remember he has a tiny penis.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
TheTempest
04-09-2008, 10:08 AM
I just spilled tea all over myself.
Thank goodness it was cold already.
Perry
04-09-2008, 01:32 PM
I opened a bag of combos a little too vigorousely and they exploded all over my friend's bed.
The really stupid thing is that I still ate them.
VegasPrincess
04-09-2008, 01:47 PM
Last night I was pretty drunk and I made a pizza and garlic bread. I went over to look in the oven window to see how it was doing and the garlic bread was ON FIRE. not like smoking, like flames shooting out of the garlic bread!!! WTF?
ETA I still ate it. It was pretty good.
Lysondra
04-09-2008, 04:52 PM
I was asleep when my phone rang and I clicked answer instead of silence.... and just left it there.
Sophia_Ashley
04-09-2008, 05:32 PM
Last night I accidentally ate a button that was lying next to my M&M's.
haha
In the last 3 weeks the following stupid has happened. At least the ones I can recall and am reeling from.
Somehow managed to get a bit of toothpaste into my eye from the toothbrush.. it flung into it. How? I have no idea. It burned really bad and I said "FUCK" and I hadn't shut the med cabinet yet so I leaned up. Actually threw my head up in anguish. I hit my head on it causing everything in the cabinet to fly out. My tooth brush comes out of my hand and goes into the toilet.
G-Real
04-09-2008, 07:32 PM
On another floor of the building I work in is "American Public Television"....anwyways I'm looking hard for a new job and hop on their website and then have pics of the TV stars, and I feel like a complete idiot now becuse Rick Steves, the guy who does the Travel Europe show on PBS goes there sometimes...
I mean I've shared elevator rides with him, he always looked familar, and couldn't place it.....this has been goin on for the last 5.5 years, and just now did I realize it.
crizgolfer
04-09-2008, 07:41 PM
Okay...I just thought of a real good one...it did happen over 20 years ago, but bear with me...it is a "classic"...
College days...EXTREMELY cold night in Wisconsin. my roommate and i decided to pick up some beer & pizza and then spend the night in our warm living room playing Super Mario Brothers 3 (anyone else remember this one?).
Anyway, we drove down the street and grabbed the provisions. We got back to our place and since the trip was only 5 minutes I decided I wanted to leave my car running for a bit. It was parked outside and I wanted to make sure it got warmed up and a good charge.
We are playing Super Mario, drinking beer, and eating pizza. Having a good time sheltered from the cold.
The next morning comes and I hop in the shower. It is real early and I am thinking to myself "I hope my car starts." At that moment a flash of heat and then panic hit me...I never turned my car off....
BalletBaby
04-10-2008, 04:32 AM
Haha I just remembered something I did a while ago. I stopped at a gas station and tried turning my car off. The key won't turn. So I'm like wtf. I try turning it for a minute or two and by now I'm getting pissed. Then I realize my car is still in drive. The worst part is I've done it more than once.
MeanGirl
04-10-2008, 04:34 AM
I took a caffeine pill at 10:30 and am still wired :( Stupid
pookie
04-10-2008, 12:01 PM
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa132/xblueyedbeautyx8/penis.gif
youngBUTbanking
04-10-2008, 01:20 PM
^ Too Funny
bounce86
04-10-2008, 04:08 PM
pretty stupid in foresight.... went to go get chinese food last night )eating with my mom) got to the restaurant to order (the wall facing the street is 2 gigantic windows) as i enter a cadet is pulling over a hoopty honda. i place my order and look out the window everyone is staring out just in time to catch the driver of the car swing and knock the cadet off his feet. as im running out the driver hops on the cadet and is trying to get his gun out, i took 4 steps and punt kicked the guy right in the cornhole knocking him clear over the cop and into the giant glass window and tackleD him. the cop gets to his feet and we both cuff the guy. the cop takes my info as other cops arrive(that know me thru my dad) they all start laughing and let me leave.
last i heard i was never at the restaurant, which gave me my meal for free, and that another officer assisted in the arrest ;D the perp needed like 53 stitches to put his ass back together. the way i see it is if he was dumb enough to try and get the cops gun he was dumb enough to use it. if im gonna catch a round its not while running away. NOONE ELSE HELPED!!!!
other dumb things usually involve liquor, and fire 8)
Lysondra
04-11-2008, 04:24 AM
Pretty stupid in...foresight?
wow.. I had no idea people do so many stupid things so often
ajbaer
04-11-2008, 04:53 AM
I just feel stupid today..does that count for posting in the stupid thread?
If that doesn't count, it was pretty stupid to wake up and have 4, yes 4 entenmann's donuts and lucky charms, and mocha beverage. That's more calories in one morning, than I am consuming in 2 days (ok, maybe not that bad). now my tummy hurts..stupid
youngBUTbanking
04-11-2008, 11:10 AM
^ It depends on what kind of donut if it was truly stupid or not
ajbaer
04-11-2008, 11:12 AM
Entenmanns regular chocolate covered donut :P
youngBUTbanking
04-11-2008, 11:18 AM
^ BOOOO!...Crumb Cake Donut (or whatever the hell it is called) from Entenmenn's is ...the personal fav...
bounce86
04-11-2008, 03:45 PM
Pretty stupid in...foresight?
foresight....... hindsight after a few jack and cokes words get mixed ::) what scared me the most was that noone else did anything.
I accidentally sexually harassed my boss. I forgot which job I was at and bent at the waist to retrieve something on the floor... then started to ask if he liked the view. Now, mind you, this man is an innocent. He blushed from temple to toes.
Sophia_Ashley
04-11-2008, 05:04 PM
I made stupid videos at 6am....and sent them to people.
My vagina was all over that mess.
Oh god.
Sunshine73
04-11-2008, 11:45 PM
Today I was at the laundromat and I quickly threw my clothes in the washer, then dashed out to my car to go to the gym. Suddenly I realized that I lost my keys! I looked in the car...in the trunk...and where did I find them??
In the washer. With my clothes.
Genuis.
Lysondra
04-12-2008, 07:00 AM
I left my bananas from last week's fruit n veg show in my show bag in the back of my car for a week. :O That was gross.
hockeybobby
04-12-2008, 07:05 AM
Were they slightly used? :O
I wonder if pervs would pay for those on ebay?