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Lysondra
04-12-2008, 07:06 AM
Were they slightly used? :O
I wonder if pervs would pay for those on ebay?
I had previously stuck the bananas and cucumber in my cooter, yes.
loopylou
04-12-2008, 07:21 AM
I bought a magnetic marker pen to stick on my noticeboard at work, which is made of, um, plastic.
I texted my boss instead of my bf, unfortunately the text said 'Hello honeybun, are you still stiff?' (because we'd been out on the motorbike all day and had achy legs) which sounded a bit rude.
I was drunk and worried that I'd be sick when I went to bed so I asked my bf to bring me a bucket just in case, but forgot the word for bucket so was calling for a tray.
hockeybobby
04-12-2008, 07:29 AM
hehe...your show props are multi purpose. Saves you from having to pack a lunch too....just don't forget to rinse before serving.
jk
Lysondra
04-12-2008, 07:30 AM
hehe...your show props are multi purpose. Saves you from having to pack a lunch too....just don't forget to rinse before serving.
jk
I do sometimes eat my pussyveggies when I'm hungry.
Electrum
04-12-2008, 07:32 AM
I had previously stuck the bananas and cucumber in my cooter, yes.
You're awesome! May I quote you on this?? :D
Lysondra
04-12-2008, 07:33 AM
If you want. lol.
hockeybobby
04-12-2008, 07:39 AM
A sensible alternative to fast food, for the girl on the go!
Lysondra
04-12-2008, 07:46 AM
Well fuck. I'm hungry, I'm on the road, and here's a pile of vegetables that had the added bonus of being seasoned with my pussy juice, why WOULDN'T I eat it?
Electrum
04-12-2008, 07:49 AM
You're giving me a girl boner! :covereyes
Lysondra
04-12-2008, 07:52 AM
Heehee... YOU can have the banana.
hockeybobby
04-12-2008, 07:59 AM
Well fuck. I'm hungry, I'm on the road, and here's a pile of vegetables that had the added bonus of being seasoned with my pussy juice, why WOULDN'T I eat it?
I am totally agreeing with this. I DO think it is sensible.
I'll have to go back to using smileys regularly. Everything looks like sarcasm without them.
TheTempest
04-12-2008, 09:12 AM
I accidentally sexually harassed my boss. I forgot which job I was at and bent at the waist to retrieve something on the floor... then started to ask if he liked the view. Now, mind you, this man is an innocent. He blushed from temple to toes.
LOL!! :D
I do sometimes eat my pussyveggies when I'm hungry.
LOL x 2! :D
Sophia_Ashley
04-12-2008, 02:33 PM
I bought a magnetic marker pen to stick on my noticeboard at work, which is made of, um, plastic.
I texted my boss instead of my bf, unfortunately the text said 'Hello honeybun, are you still stiff?' (because we'd been out on the motorbike all day and had achy legs) which sounded a bit rude.
I was drunk and worried that I'd be sick when I went to bed so I asked my bf to bring me a bucket just in case, but forgot the word for bucket so was calling for a tray.
I've been in a mood all day and this just made me LOL
My stupid feat of the day was sticking the fucking masarca wand in my eyeball. Holy fuck. I stabbed myself with it. Of course it was at the end of me putting on my makeup for work. I just blended the damn mascara that ran under my eye.
I lost the black eye shadow that I bought for work since some chickenhead stole my fucking makeup bag that fits in my purse! As if the girls there don't make enough as it is.
One windshield wiper blade broke. ONE and it flops around and I can't figure out how to pull it off and of COURSE it's fucking raining.
Now just wait, I'll have more stupid shit to add considering I'm going in on a Saturday (I'm not scheduled) and a ton of girls will show and no customers because of the rain. Then I can come bck on here and cry how I left negative since how fees are huge tonight.:-\
holiday
04-12-2008, 02:57 PM
Oh I have one. I walked up to a guy at work and sat down with him, we were getting along well when I looked at his hat, read it and then asked, "why does your hat say horse hoeing on it?" He just stared at me and then said really irritated like, "Horseshoeing."
youngBUTbanking
04-12-2008, 03:06 PM
^^^ LOL I would have made something up about Horse Hoeing and how it is one of my fav. activities during the week.
cutey5032
05-14-2008, 02:14 PM
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Perry
05-14-2008, 02:20 PM
I lost my keys so I couldn't let my dog out without being locked out of my apartment complex. Poor baby had to pee off the balcony.
twisterinAZ
05-14-2008, 09:07 PM
Yes. I got really wasted and went to the sex shop with my friend who later fucked me with the yellow and purple studded vibrator we bought.
hockeybobby
06-04-2008, 07:29 PM
Nearly got into a fight tonight in my hockey game with a guy who had me by a hundred pounds easy (big tub of goo) and a few inches in height. I gave him the smelly glove face wash...he got the extra two minute penalty though. He could have cleaned my clock.
loveandluxury
06-04-2008, 07:35 PM
I was making dinner tonight and needed flour for the recipe and I just bought flour 2 days ago. It was behind the laptop which i had open in the kitchen to read the recipe and I spent 20 minutes looking for the flour, then finally concluded I didn't have it and had to omit it.
As soon as I put it in the oven, I closed the laptop and there was the mother fucking brand new bag of flour. If I was able to, I would have kicked myself in the leg.. really hard.
Electrum
06-15-2008, 01:38 AM
I was mowing the lawn the other day, which I never do, and the thing ran outa gas. SO I figured yeah I can do this, and poured the gas in the oil reservoir. Then I looked at the symbols and was like, "HEY! That's an oil thingy, not gas. OH! The gas tank has a picture of a gas pump!" By now I had poured quite a bit of gas into the oil thing, so I just stopped mowing the lawn. I told my SO to fix it.