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cameron_keys
04-03-2008, 03:04 PM
Did someone say bewbs and pie? I'm there!
Is that like porn and chicken?(funny movie!)
BalletBaby
04-03-2008, 03:14 PM
I want drugs.
Lady Jade
04-03-2008, 03:15 PM
:hug: I wub you, BB!
britt244
04-03-2008, 03:16 PM
^what?!
i think im not going to continue to post in this thread.
stellaforstars
04-03-2008, 03:17 PM
Wait...did I miss something?!
BalletBaby
04-03-2008, 03:20 PM
:hug: I wub you, BB!
I wub you too.
^what?!
i think im not going to continue to post in this thread.
Why?
stellaforstars
04-03-2008, 03:21 PM
Maybe it's because we're just all wastes of space and attention whores.
PIE.
Lady Jade
04-03-2008, 03:25 PM
^what?!
i think im not going to continue to post in this thread.
I wasn't encouraging her, just giving her love so she feels better?
britt244
04-03-2008, 03:26 PM
lol the "what" was to her about wanting drugs.
BalletBaby
04-03-2008, 03:34 PM
Oh, just numbing drugs. I used to be an alcoholic but honestly that takes too long.
And I will never leave this thread. Where else will I post about my psycho-depressive behavior?
How come we don't have a psycho emoticon?
Lady Jade
04-03-2008, 03:38 PM
lol the "what" was to her about wanting drugs.
Aah, ok. Sorry, I'm a little slow tonight.
So it seems everyone who called my office today was a retard. Here are some priceless gems from my day.
Me: Good morning, ABC Corp. of Anytown. Jade speaking. How can I help you?
Dumbass: Maureen? Is that you?
*****
Dipshit: Hi, I'm trying to reach the billing department.
Me: Billing for temporary employees or billing for direct hire employees?
Dipshit: Billing for the hospital. This is Anytown Medical Center, right?
*****
Asshat: Hi, someone called me?
Me: Did the person leave you a message with their name or extension number? I have 18 staff members who all dial out from the same number.
Asshat: I don't have time to check it, can you tell me what it said?
*****
Twatwaffle: Hi, I'm trying to reach Brenda.
Me: I'm sorry, we don't have a Brenda in this office. Are you sure you've reached the correct number?
Twatwaffle: Are you sure there's no Brenda there? I just talked to her this morning.
Me: I'm positive, sir. We've never had a Brenda here ever, as far as I know. Perhaps you have the name wrong. Do you know the extension number you're trying to reach?
Twatwaffle: 116.
Me: We don't have such an extension number. Perhaps you've called the wrong branch?
Twatwaffle: This is ABC Corp. in Manhattan, right?
And people wonder why I don't pick up my phone after I leave the office... ::)
BalletBaby
04-03-2008, 03:40 PM
Hahahhaha! Those are great LJ!
Yekhefah
04-03-2008, 03:52 PM
Screenwriting is haaaaaaard. :banghead:
I had to drop the one I've been trying to write for over three years because it still just isn't coming. Now I'm having to start over from scratch, we're three days into Script Frenzy, and I got nothin'. I have a basic premise, two characters whose names and occupations I know but other than that I have no clue who they are, and I have no plot and no story. I might not finish this one. Argh. I miss noveling. After this, fuck screenwriting, I'm sticking to novels. Romero shot his movies from prose novels and I can too.
Lady Jade
04-03-2008, 04:54 PM
"Cars" is one of my favorite Disney movies ever. I could watch it over and over and over again.
RoseLeigh
04-03-2008, 05:10 PM
That's good stuff LJ. When I worked for a cable company I came home with similar stories. Ahhh, back in the day...
RoseLeigh
04-03-2008, 05:11 PM
Also-Britt you must post or we will take away your pie.
BalletBaby
04-03-2008, 05:17 PM
I'm going to shower. After I shower I'm going to
a. go to work
or
b. go to sleep
Lady Jade
04-03-2008, 05:19 PM
^^^ You forgot option c - coming to eat cookies at my place! :D
RoseLeigh
04-03-2008, 05:21 PM
I am playing hooky and I don't care. I got an F on my math homework, sucked at the two tests I just took and I feel like crap. And I need to sell everything I own and get out of this debt. All the wolves are at my door.
Pie?
Yekhefah
04-03-2008, 05:22 PM
Thank G-d and all that is holy for coffee. It is truly the greatest thing ever invented.
:heartbeat Coffee, as it says on my new knickers.
britt244
04-03-2008, 05:22 PM
Also-Britt you must post or we will take away your pie.
well.. i have my reasons :-\
but since i'm here.. BB.. numbing drugs are nice and all but not when you cant get out of bed the next day :( the last 2 times ive taken my pills, i have to DRAG myself out of bed 12ish hours later. which is weird because i had them for a month and actually was waking up just fine. so maybe its something else.. like the junk food and period and not working out. i'm hoping.
Lunarobverse
04-03-2008, 05:36 PM
I've been working all day. Who's left?
I would love to eat Lady Jade's cookies. Have I mentioned that?
Lady Jade
04-03-2008, 05:38 PM
I would love to eat Lady Jade's cookies. Have I mentioned that?
You're on the wrong coast for that, honey!
BalletBaby
04-03-2008, 06:05 PM
^^^ You forgot option c - coming to eat cookies at my place!
Nomnomnom! I can haz nap now?
I am playing hooky and I don't care. I got an F on my math homework, sucked at the two tests I just took and I feel like crap. And I need to sell everything I own and get out of this debt. All the wolves are at my door.
Pie?
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:WypyS4W3dJ_ZSM:http://fenixrysing.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/pie-straw.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://fenixrysing.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/pie-straw.jpg&imgrefurl=http://fenixrysing.wordpress.com/2007/11/19/keep-your-nose-out-of-everybody-elses-pie/&h=503&w=500&sz=76&hl=en&start=2&um=1&tbnid=WypyS4W3dJ_ZSM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=129&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpie%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfir efox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN)! + :hug::hug::hug: =:boobies:
BalletBaby
04-03-2008, 06:07 PM
well.. i have my reasons :-\
but since i'm here.. BB.. numbing drugs are nice and all but not when you cant get out of bed the next day :( the last 2 times ive taken my pills, i have to DRAG myself out of bed 12ish hours later. which is weird because i had them for a month and actually was waking up just fine. so maybe its something else.. like the junk food and period and not working out. i'm hoping.
I'm wondering if my seroquel is doing that to me. I've already missed two morning classes since coming back from spring break:-\
My contacts are bothering me. Nap then drink?
stellaforstars
04-03-2008, 06:29 PM
Seroquel is THE DEVIL, BB!!!!
I hate hate hate Hate Hate Hate HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!
Lunarobverse
04-03-2008, 06:47 PM
LJ, I like the coast I'm on!
I'm goin' out for a run. Everyone still be here when I get back, k?
Lady Jade
04-03-2008, 06:51 PM
LJ, I like the coast I'm on!
I'm goin' out for a run. Everyone still be here when I get back, k?
But you have no LJ cookies on that coast. Although you get Yekh. Fair trade, I guess!
TheTempest
04-03-2008, 07:10 PM
I haz Mike & Ike's again. -nomnomnom-
I went food shopping and COMPLETELY forgot to buy what I went there for.
This thread is starting to move a lot faster now.
Britt, you can't leave... what's going on??
LJ, PM me... why yew is persekuted cat?
Stella = <3
Kitty = <3
Lunar = -swats with a broom-
Lima = -waves-
Everyone have some pie! (Don't drink the kool-aid)
BrunetteGoddess
04-03-2008, 07:12 PM
LOL, maybe I'm just in a good mood, but even the drama is funny today.
Watch out world, BG will be a nurse in about 2.5 years. Shazaam!
britt244
04-03-2008, 07:12 PM
^ well, among other reasons, i dont really have much to say. my posts are about either:
a) my anxiety/i feel depressed today
b) some drama in my life
c) what i ate/how much i worked out/i feel fat
and that's pointless to post and no one wants to read that. it's the same thing day in and day out...:-\
and, you know, i'm not allowed to say when i dont like people anymore ;)
britt244
04-03-2008, 07:24 PM
what-freaking-ever.
TheTempest
04-03-2008, 07:24 PM
Yay for you BG!! You go take those people's temperature!!
Aww, Britt. We want to hear about how you're doing. Maybe you should be wondering why you're feeling these things so often?
BrunetteGoddess
04-03-2008, 07:26 PM
Rainbows. And butterflies.
SundayMorning
04-03-2008, 08:43 PM
Be safe, everyone. That is all.
Lady Jade
04-03-2008, 08:46 PM
Boy is asleep on the couch *again*. ::)
I'm off to bed.
TheTempest
04-03-2008, 08:55 PM
Night LJ. Poke boy in the butt for me!
cameron_keys
04-03-2008, 09:13 PM
So dinner made me sick and I puked it up. Feel better now...but now I'm hungry again....ugh...give me pie!!
Shoot went well....I'm looking forward to seeing the pics from tonight! The photog said he should have them for me by Mon.
And Pomegranate white tea is yummy!! All thats left to taste out of my bunny gift is raspberry which I'm sure I'll love ...so way to go fancy!!!!
ArmySGT.
04-03-2008, 09:31 PM
Bloop is the sound a 40mm grenade launcher makes as the round leaves the tube. Funny that.
Yekhefah
04-04-2008, 03:05 AM
Indigestion really sucks. I want to go to sleep and I can't because my tummy is several different kinds of sick. I am never eating the food at my club EVER AGAIN.
RoseLeigh
04-04-2008, 06:02 AM
I played hooky to get the worst sleep ever? And now we have no hot water again?
Oh the pie. I need it.
RoseLeigh
04-04-2008, 08:28 AM
I'm sorry I'm so depressing, guys. :-\
SundayMorning
04-04-2008, 08:31 AM
Don't apologize, babe! You're going through a really rough time. We iz supportive cats. :hug: I really hope it gets better....one day at a time, right?
Trying to make the decision on if I should go in to the club right now or not. I have a couple things holding me back from and unfortunately I'm kind of paralyzed by fear right now. But I know it'd be great money if I went. :(
Lunarobverse
04-04-2008, 08:37 AM
RoseLeigh, every little thing's gonna be alright.
Three little birds told me. And they had dreads. It was... weird. But in a good way.
SundayMorning
04-04-2008, 08:39 AM
*cries* Damn stripper makeup running. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me.
Thinking pie thoughts. Thinking pie thoughts.
RoseLeigh
04-04-2008, 09:19 AM
Thanks, my bloop-sters. I am trying!
BrunetteGoddess
04-04-2008, 01:06 PM
How funny. A recruiter called R to see if he was interested in a position at a company in NorCal. But that's not the funniest part. It was somewhere I drove past all the time, being only 20 minutes away from my previous NorCal home. LOL! Ironic. The fates want to pull us back to mountain living! ;D
The_Oceans
04-04-2008, 01:18 PM
Ah, I found the bloop!
I just had chicken strips & pseudo-poutine (that luscious Canadian delicacy). I like to use chicken gravy instead of beef gravy over the cheese & fries. Delish.
*ponders whether I have room for pie, or at least a Drumstick ice cream cone*
TheTempest
04-04-2008, 01:18 PM
^Piepiepie!
Welcome to da Bloooooooooooop!
Now, have some pie!
BrunetteGoddess
04-04-2008, 01:20 PM
Well now I'm hungry. I have no pie, but I DO have Capn' Crunch!