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AmazingKat
04-20-2008, 09:10 PM
Soo I found out my ex has a large part in a high budget porn being shot. I always knew he was a good fuck.

The Trader Joe's clerk is painfully hot. I haven't tripped over myself like this in years for a guy. He actually waved to me when I was in a different line.....*giggles*

I think I'm boy crazy but I'd still rather have a girlfriend.

Lady Jade
04-20-2008, 09:18 PM
I am exhausted. Just finished cleaning up after a fantastic dinner. Now, it's time to pass the hell out!

Lysondra
04-20-2008, 09:33 PM
I'm eating salad with my fingers and orange juice out of the bottle. Oh yeah.

Bob_Loblaw
04-20-2008, 09:51 PM
Lys = classy

RoseLeigh
04-20-2008, 10:00 PM
I'm eating salad with my fingers and orange juice out of the bottle. Oh yeah.

Seeexxxaaay!

AmazingKat
04-20-2008, 10:16 PM
Googling the name I featured under yields a really hot picture of me in profile in the midst of a bar fight.....greaaaaaaaat.

aussiebelle
04-20-2008, 11:16 PM
OMG now I want grilled cheese...

Oh me too!! Sadly, all I have in my house is fruit, veggies, rice and coffee :(

virgoamm
04-20-2008, 11:52 PM
I'm eating salad with my fingers and orange juice out of the bottle. Oh yeah.


But, you're not eating with your right hand, right? :P

Lysondra
04-21-2008, 01:22 AM
But, you're not eating with your right hand, right? :P

I am....

Oh god.


That's where the vegetables came from.

austinatalie
04-21-2008, 01:26 AM
I made teh moneys!

I don't think I've ever made this much money without having a customer.

There were no girls tonight!
Everybody musta been tokin it up or something.

Lady Jade
04-21-2008, 05:39 AM
Why are Monday mornings so painful?

Lysondra
04-21-2008, 05:50 AM
HOLY FUCK THAT WAS AWESOME!!

These sailors have a dredge boat and they built a stripclub IN THE BOAT. They'd never had girls on it and wanted to 'christian' the spinning pole and stage they made in their boatbar. HAHAHA AWESOME. I fucking love sailors.

Lady Jade
04-21-2008, 06:01 AM
Lys, sign on AIM and entertain me!!!

Peanut_Butter
04-21-2008, 06:07 AM
I have experienced 2 of the strangest dreams in my life and I want to share them.

dream #1:
I was at my strip club, only it didn't look like my club at all. First of all, it was like this stripper spa with this huge water fountain type thing where all the strippers were hanging out, it was like a spa. In the middle of the strip club was a huge deep water tank, like aquarium. This is where it gets really strange. They were putting on an underwater fashion show, and my boyfriend was the model. He was modeling a tutu and a wedding dress, underwater, in the strip club.:O They said they loved having him as a model because he looked so masquline and athletic. Guenevre and her husband were also in my dream. He was the strip club dj.

Second dream:

My boyfriend and I went to my old apartment to pick up my stuff. But a girl had moved in there. a blonde chick. She walked up the stairs got undressed and crawled into her bed and told my bf she wa there if he wanted her. All the sudden, her hot twin sister walks out also naked and asks my bf to come to her room. He chooses the first girl, who ended up to be kinda fat. My bf starts fucking her while I stand by and watch, becommign very very horney. He has a HUGE like 5 foot long cock, the kind that is soo long it starts to like, wave in the breeze and shit. She was riding him and then she asked t be fucked in the ass. But when he fucked her in the ass, his dick was soo long she looke dlike a pig roasting on a spit.
Then she started to say ouch, that hurts, stop, but he wasn't stopping. he was also drollign and makign these wierd faces :-\
Finally she throws him off her and starts yelling at me abotu how my boyfriend is a terrible lay and hasnt ever had sex with a girl before and I called her a cunt and we got into a fight cause I had to defend my man's sexual ability. Then I told him he should have went for the hot twin sister.

Strange. very very strange dreams.

Lonelily
04-21-2008, 07:42 AM
I have an honesty box secret admirer. I KNEW I never should have added that application. I'm wayyy too nosy to be able to handle not knowing who sends me sweet messages.

SundayMorning
04-21-2008, 08:29 AM
Yaaaay getting zapped in an hour and a half. I wish they could zap my legs too, I hate having to wait another 2 weeks for them. :( Plus I have to give kudos to everyone who recommended shaving with baby oil, it was awesome and I didn't nick myself at all which is a miracle.

Hi peeps! Hope everyone is enjoying their Monday thus far.

Lonelily
04-21-2008, 10:17 AM
Need filler.

Lady Jade
04-21-2008, 10:20 AM
Need to snuggle LL!

Lunarobverse
04-21-2008, 10:21 AM
Need filler.

Like those styofoam peanuts?

Or...?

Lonelily
04-21-2008, 10:26 AM
Peanuts will do.

Lady Jade
04-21-2008, 10:28 AM
Peanuts will do.

I have a gaint bag of those at my apartment...

Lonelily
04-21-2008, 10:29 AM
Give me a month...

AIM won't let me sign on. :(

Lady Jade
04-21-2008, 10:39 AM
Give me a month...

AIM won't let me sign on. :(

You can sign in through Gmail! That's how I do it at work.

Lunarobverse
04-21-2008, 11:37 AM
I ate too much for lunch. The cafeteria at work was having baked potato bar. The potato is fine, calorie-wise. The sour cream, melted cheese, chili, however delicious, is not fine calorie-wise.

But sofa king good.

SundayMorning
04-21-2008, 12:01 PM
Mmmmmmm I heart me a spud with butter, sour cream, shredded cheddar and bacon. Heart it so much.

I however had a chicken sammich on a giant sub roll with beemster. Beemster rocks and this particular variety has mustard seeds in it and is even tastier.

Laser success! This technician was better than the last one; she made a point of going over the kitty twice to get as good results as possible. Yippee! And I left the dogfacedboy to free-range inside the house rather than confining him to the guest bedroom (where we have removed everything within destroying distance) for two full hours....nothing demolished! I'm such a proud parent.

Lady Jade
04-21-2008, 12:05 PM
The only thing I hate worse than Mondays are Mondays that drag!

*counts down the time til 5 o'clock*

iambonbon05
04-21-2008, 12:51 PM
LOLOLOL

My computer is broken so I am using my boyfriend's. He has a Chick tract on his desk.

I didn't know those were common around here? I wonder who gave it to him, probably some nut in the MU quad.

Lady Jade
04-21-2008, 01:00 PM
I swear, some people are just asking for me to reach through the phone and slap them. Why would someone, after being told that the party they were trying to reach was away from their desk for an hour (and given the option of leaving them a voicemail), call EVERY 6 MINUTES for the next half hour asking for the same person?!

BrunetteGoddess
04-21-2008, 01:20 PM
I'm POTW...go ask me questions! :P

Samba
04-21-2008, 01:29 PM
why are there so many guests right now? Is there a way to find out who links to the site? 119 members and 119 guests!

:wave: Hi, lurkers! Play nice with the strippahs and we'll all get along just fine.

zxcire
04-21-2008, 01:55 PM
so i just moved 3 weeks ago and i am moving again tomorrow. how silly. moving sucks big balls. :crowded: use your imagination as to why i used that smiley hehe.

SundayMorning
04-21-2008, 02:16 PM
Ummm I'm tall and thin and have googly eyes so I think that's me in smiley form! The little ones are my boobses. I don't have an explanation why they look uncomfortable. ;D

Okay the DDR is calling. I must answer.

Lysondra
04-21-2008, 02:20 PM
WHO THE FUCK calls at 7am?

Even if it's a business....SEVEN AM?! WTF.

I went to bed at 2... I'm so tired. :(

Lady Jade
04-21-2008, 02:33 PM
^^^ Go back to sleep!!

RoseLeigh
04-21-2008, 02:41 PM
WHO THE FUCK calls at 7am?

Even if it's a business....SEVEN AM?! WTF.

I went to bed at 2... I'm so tired. :(

Uh, those idiots who call me offering debt consolidation? At least, that's who calls me at 7 am. On a Saturday.

Lysondra
04-21-2008, 02:42 PM
But the wanker woke me up!! :( I can hardly sleep when woken up like..ever. SUCKS.

Lysondra
04-21-2008, 02:43 PM
Uh, those idiots who call me offering debt consolidation? At least, that's who calls me at 7 am. On a Saturday.

That would be odd considering I'm paying my whole TWO debts off right now and am almost done. ::) If it's them, I kick their shins!

I don't have reverse lookup in Aus thanks to a privacy act so I have to call the number to find out who called me.

Lady Jade
04-21-2008, 02:43 PM
*cuddles Lys and feeds her cookies and warm milk*

Lysondra
04-21-2008, 02:43 PM
*nibblenibblepurr*

Lady Jade
04-21-2008, 02:47 PM
*petstrokepetlullaby*

RoseLeigh
04-21-2008, 03:33 PM
That would be odd considering I'm paying my whole TWO debts off right now and am almost done. ::) If it's them, I kick their shins!

I don't have reverse lookup in Aus thanks to a privacy act so I have to call the number to find out who called me.

Heh-I'll help you with the shin kicking! I hate not knowing who's calling me, so at least I can yell at them. Generally when I get those morning calls though, it's solici-jerks.

desavirsire
04-21-2008, 03:35 PM
Vodkaslut.... just thought I'd put that out there. Yup most definately the word of the week. I wonder if I can use it as my stage name!?!?

TheTempest
04-21-2008, 03:39 PM
Vodkaslut.... just thought I'd put that out there. Yup most definately the word of the week. I wonder if I can use it as my stage name!?!?

I'd give you my money. LOL

zxcire
04-21-2008, 03:41 PM
I am so offended. I was driving home and saw a bumper sticker that made me want to punch whoever was driving the car. It said "Stop Global Warming."

Who puts a stop global warming bumper sticker on their CAR? FUCK YOU!

RoseLeigh
04-21-2008, 03:53 PM
I am so offended. I was driving home and saw a bumper sticker that made me want to punch whoever was driving the car. It said "Stop Global Warming."

Who puts a stop global warming bumper sticker on their CAR? FUCK YOU!

So I'm guessing it was an Escalade, not a Prius? ::) People have the dumb.

Lysondra
04-21-2008, 04:27 PM
AGH PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS.

My neighbour is deaf. No one has seen her for about three days. So what do people do?

Knock on her door

TheTempest
04-21-2008, 04:39 PM
AGH PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS.

My neighbour is deaf. No one has seen her for about three days. So what do people do?

Knock on her door

Fer real? Do these people know her, or is there a note posted on her door?

That's.... just... a Darwin award right there.

Lysondra
04-21-2008, 04:44 PM
Fer real? Do these people know her, or is there a note posted on her door?

That's.... just... a Darwin award right there.

There's a note on her door AND they know her AND she has a button to press that lights up so she knows someone is at the door. It says 'I'm deaf, press this button'.

TheTempest
04-21-2008, 04:51 PM
There's a note on her door AND they know her AND she has a button to press that lights up so she knows someone is at the door. It says 'I'm deaf, press this button'.

I figured that she had a doorbell specialized for deaf people.

They are stupid. :dunce:

But I would be concerned if she wasn't around for 3 days... that must be a little disconcerting.

Lysondra
04-21-2008, 04:52 PM
She has heart problems and I -have- been worried for her, but her mail is always gone from the box, so I assume she's okay.