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TheTempest
04-22-2008, 07:33 PM
Will you still love me if I'm fat?
I'd still stalk you if you were fat... is that the same as love? }:D
The_Oceans
04-22-2008, 07:47 PM
Dammit, now I want tacos!
Been reading the Blue side I see, LJ ;)
Just stay away from the pie over there, apparently. :D
Lady Jade
04-22-2008, 07:58 PM
Will you still love me if I'm fat?
Hells yea! I'd love you no matter what!
Been reading the Blue side I see, LJ ;)
Just stay away from the pie over there, apparently. :D
Haha Yea, I read blue when pink is a little slow. And don't worry, I stay away from most offerings over there!
ArmySGT.
04-22-2008, 08:16 PM
Holy shit! Churros. Dammit now I want churros deep fried in lard served with steamed milk, thick with semi sweet chocolate.
That is in Madrid. curse you, oh thousands of miles and an angry deep sea!
britt244
04-22-2008, 08:18 PM
disgusting. the pizza made my stomach hurt more. and now im crying :(
Lady Jade
04-22-2008, 08:18 PM
^^^ :hug:
TheTempest
04-22-2008, 08:30 PM
disgusting. the pizza made my stomach hurt more. and now im crying :(
-hugs too-
britt244
04-22-2008, 08:34 PM
i am just so sick of everything.
Limabean327
04-22-2008, 09:28 PM
OMFG. My stomach hurts.
TheTempest
04-22-2008, 09:43 PM
Awww... I'm sorry Lima! Try to get to a doctor. You might need something stronger than OTC.
:hug:
Limabean327
04-22-2008, 09:50 PM
I wish I could go to a doctor. But alas, I cannot. I just have to suffer until my food digests...hopefully it won't be too much longer.
TheTempest
04-22-2008, 10:02 PM
Hmm. What kind of tummy pain is it? Gas? Bloating?
Limabean327
04-22-2008, 10:03 PM
Right now it's burning. It's never actually burned before. It's usually bloaty crampyness.
TheTempest
04-22-2008, 10:04 PM
Definitely acid reflux. I don't know what's available OTC. :(
Limabean327
04-22-2008, 10:05 PM
Yeah that's what I was thinking. I'll have to go to the pharmacy tomorrow. I'm freakin dying over here.
TheTempest
04-22-2008, 10:18 PM
awww honey...
you don't have any pepto bismol or anything for stomachs?
Limabean327
04-22-2008, 10:22 PM
:( no. I drank some rice milk, and it was nice and cold and calmed things down for a minute. Perhaps I shall drink rice milk every 5 minutes until it feels better.
TheTempest
04-22-2008, 10:23 PM
Maybe. I don't know. :(
Limabean327
04-22-2008, 10:24 PM
It really is easing up a bit now though. It's been quite some time since I ate anything, so maybe I'll feel all the way better very soon. Yay!
TheTempest
04-22-2008, 10:35 PM
Oh, if you have trouble sleeping... sleep elevated almost sitting up. It helps. I have reflux.
Limabean327
04-22-2008, 11:03 PM
K, will do. Thanks :)
TheTempest
04-22-2008, 11:55 PM
Can't sleep ... can't sleep... can't sleep... online addiction to games getting worse... can't sleep.. .
argh!
Lysondra
04-23-2008, 01:12 AM
:( I got offered a show tonight. Went to take it and it was filled.
Got offered a show friday, couldn't make it thanks to a friend's premier.
Got offered a show saturday, and my duo partner couldn't make it.
I am standing to make $180.
I'm going to cry.
Yekhefah
04-23-2008, 01:23 AM
Certain people are cordially invited to suck on my goopy, bloody, crampy cunt.
But then, I did the most phenomenally stupid thing I've ever done in public tonight, and it was at work, and I haven't quite gotten over it yet. Plus I have insomnia that even a hot bath and red wine aren't curing. Le sigh. Guess I'll go look at wedding shit some more.
Yekhefah
04-23-2008, 01:25 AM
Am I a bad fiancee if I go wake K up from a deep sleep just to play with my tits while I jill off with my vibe?
Lysondra
04-23-2008, 01:34 AM
I SAW WHERE YOU SAID HE BOUGHT THE RING BUT I SAW NO YAY ENGAGED POST.
Iamsad.
Yekhefah
04-23-2008, 01:56 AM
I'm waiting until I have the ring before I make that post. We bought it online last Friday. I was showing him the different settings I liked and out of nowhere he picked one and bought it, so it was kind of an unorthodox engagement. But that's us, we're nothing if not unorthodox. They shipped the ring from Israel today so we should have it in 10-14 days. Yay for supporting the Israeli economy.
Lysondra
04-23-2008, 01:56 AM
AWWWWWW! A ring from Israel. <3
Yekhefah
04-23-2008, 02:02 AM
Yup. It's a 1.14 carat ruby and is my setting. It's gonna be so damn gorgeous, I can't stand the wait!
Lysondra
04-23-2008, 02:03 AM
You good little Jewish girl you.
JEWISH WEDDING YES?!
Yekhefah
04-23-2008, 02:06 AM
No, he's not Jewish. You can't have a Jewish wedding unless both partners are Jewish; the wording of the ceremony just doesn't work. Plus nobody else is Jewish so it looks like a goyische civil ceremony on a Saturday evening... ah well. This morning K was rather wishing you would come do his bachelor party though. No kidding, he was!
Lysondra
04-23-2008, 02:08 AM
:D :D As a stripper or as a guest? Haha, I TOTALLY WOULD!
RoseLeigh
04-23-2008, 02:08 AM
Why can I only sleep 2-3 hours at a time? Boooo.
Lysondra
04-23-2008, 02:11 AM
^Baby.
Yekhefah
04-23-2008, 02:15 AM
As a stripper. He hears all about The Life And Times Of Lysondra every day and I think he's in love with you, and he's dying for you to work his bachelor party. Since you're very far away, it looks like he's going to run off to Tijuana with some buddies for a weekend instead. I'm grumpy because my old female buddies are boring and their idea of a REALLY WILD NIGHT WOO WOO is going to a bar for two whole beers and going home to sleep by ten. *sigh*
Lysondra
04-23-2008, 02:16 AM
DARNIT! (And woo. A threesome marriage between us would be :cloud9:)
I'd be his stripper and your really fun friend that goes OMG I KNOW WHERE DA MALE STRIPPAHS ARE, HERE'S SOME WEED AND TEQUILA.
Yekhefah
04-23-2008, 02:21 AM
We would totally fly you to Portland. I don't much like weed or tequila, but we could go out to the Viewpoint (which has female AND male strippers on weekends) and drink us some G&T's, baby! And I could introduce you to my friend Megan the 30-year-old devout Catholic virgin and watch her short-circuit and lie twitching on the floor in an oozing puddle of morality. It'd be awesome.
Lysondra
04-23-2008, 02:28 AM
Now that sounds like fun!! :D
Yekhefah
04-23-2008, 02:31 AM
Fuck yeah. You'll be an Australian citizen by October, right? Come celebrate in Portland. Break in your new Aussie passport. You know you wanna.
Lysondra
04-23-2008, 02:32 AM
Not citizen. Resident. I can go to America NOW if I want, but can only stay 3 months.
Yekhefah
04-23-2008, 02:36 AM
Ohh, I thought you were going to be a Fully Legal Australian Citizen (TM) by October. Anyway our parties and wedding won't take three months so you should come anyway. Stay with us. It'd make K's year, he's been dying to meet you. He actually tells his friends about how awesome you are.
I'm drunk and FINALLY sleepy. Going to bed now. G'night.
Lysondra
04-23-2008, 02:37 AM
Dude... if I make money in Oregon, you know I'm staying to be your guys' wife, right?
Yekhefah
04-23-2008, 02:43 AM
Don't tease me like that. Buddy will be jealous.
Lysondra
04-23-2008, 02:46 AM
He can watch.
RoseLeigh
04-23-2008, 03:12 AM
^Baby.
Was that to me? *pppbbbttt*:P I hate waking up every few hours.
Lady Jade
04-23-2008, 05:16 AM
Yekh, I better be getting an invitation or else... NO MORE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS FOR YOU!! *bats eyelashes sweetly*
All Good Things
04-23-2008, 07:53 AM
No, he's not Jewish. You can't have a Jewish wedding unless both partners are Jewish; the wording of the ceremony just doesn't work.
This is not quite true. We had a rabbi officiate at my wedding some years ago. My ex is Jewish and I am purportedly a Christian (I'm really a logical positivist heathen although I'm slowly morphing into a paganistic chthonian with idolatrous and wildly fetishistic tendencies. When they tried to baptize me, the holy water vaporized right off my forehead.)
So the wedding incorporated elements of both faiths. I would have been perfectly happy to have had the entire ceremony performed in Hebrew -- the vast majority of it was done that way, anyway.
Lunarobverse
04-23-2008, 07:56 AM
It would really help me with my diet if everyone would just referring to donuts as "kryptonite" instead kplzthx.
SundayMorning
04-23-2008, 07:57 AM
Awesomeness, Yek! Huzzah and sound the merriment!
....as you can see I got weird sleep. I had a nightmare at one point that I was answering a phone and either Katrine or Liz3 came up from behind me and started choking me so I couldn't answer. I'm pretty sure neither of them would do that, I met them both and they didn't seem like random-violent-choking types. But woke up gasping and didn't so much get the restorative sleeps afterwards. Then when I was stretching this morning, I pulled SOMEthing in my back and it's sooo freakin painful. Breathing sucks. Wish I knew what I did and if I could just pop it/stretch it back to the way it was.
To do today:
1.) DVD first off
2.) Clean kitchen
3.) Finish last page of story + final edit
4.) Take dogfacedboy to the park
5.) DDR
6.) Go in chat long enough to find Bob_Loblaw and laugh in his face about the Spurs' victory over the Suns last night. And possibly find xdamage and kick him in the junk for trying to instigate shit. ;D
Lonelily
04-23-2008, 08:09 AM
Ugh...I totally need a limo driver today to cart me around...Or maybe just enough money to keep a taxi driver for an hour...
How am I supposed to do the public bus thing in Texas when I'm so woefully awful at hobbling around? On top of that, the whole two places I need to go are going to end up taking me 4 freakin' hours to get through.