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Lunarobverse
04-24-2008, 08:25 AM
Mornin', SW.

I keep seeing Lysondra's ass when I close my eyes. Just sayin'.

kitty260
04-24-2008, 08:39 AM
Sweet jesus. The child just peed on my lap, then puked in my hair when i picked her up to change her. This isn't starting out to be a very good day.

VeraLynn
04-24-2008, 08:42 AM
It's going to be a good night at the club tonight. I can FEEL it. As long as they don't insist on "feeling it" I'll stay sane.

britt244
04-24-2008, 08:52 AM
greys anatomy is new tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lysondra
04-24-2008, 09:10 AM
Mornin', SW.

I keep seeing Lysondra's ass when I close my eyes. Just sayin'.

My ass is a black void? Heehee. ;)

AND OMG I GOT MORE WORK YAY. I'm back to making over a grand a week. Woo. (Okay so I only made $800 one week, it was still bad timing!)

RoseLeigh
04-24-2008, 09:13 AM
Today's 'historically accurate' medieval movie we are forced to watch in class: The Seventh Seal. I am not sitting in a dark, incredibly uncomfy, crowded room of kids to watch a guy play chess with death, just...no. I'll rent it this weekend, since it will be on the test.

britt244
04-24-2008, 10:06 AM
well boo. i'm worried that my friend and i won't still be friends. she's one of my closest friends but she just changed clubs. not to mention she and our other best friend are kind of putting me in the middle of "oh well you shouldnt trust her" coming from both of them! i've barely ever had an argument with these girls.. in my experience when you change clubs you lose your friends and i dont want that to happen :(

SundayMorning
04-24-2008, 10:11 AM
^Ugh for girl drama. Why can't it always just be as easy as "I like being your friend so let's be friends!"

DVD is done. The newest news is that I am now the host for my friend's bridal shower party at the very end of May. 39 women in my house....this might get insane. But I'm so excited about being hostess and making lots of nummies! I'm gonna be hitting up all you culinary goddesses for fun munchies and timesaving techniques so I don't lose mah brainmeats!

Man is this gonna be a busy couple of months. I hope my body (and the Hubby) copes!

Lady Jade
04-24-2008, 10:48 AM
Mmm... sushi...

Lunarobverse
04-24-2008, 10:53 AM
My ass is a black void? Heehee. ;)

It's the exact opposite: an almost-perfect curve.

Lonelily
04-24-2008, 12:43 PM
Looks like I might be working at a daycare in the summer and then teaching a class of 3-4 year olds in the Fall...I'm scared to get excited...But I so desperately want for this work out.

Lady Jade
04-24-2008, 01:06 PM
Go LL Go!!! :dance:

BrunetteGoddess
04-24-2008, 01:29 PM
LJ! Buy me from the creepy dude please!

Lady Jade
04-24-2008, 01:46 PM
LJ! Buy me from the creepy dude please!

Only if you buy me!!

BrunetteGoddess
04-24-2008, 01:48 PM
I still have your picture I bought last night for $20k, I can't afford another! :P

Lady Jade
04-24-2008, 01:50 PM
I still have your picture I bought last night for $20k, I can't afford another! :P

haha Well, some weirdo bought my most expensive picture! Why do I keep getting bought by Britons? Seriously, I think everyone besides SWers who have bought me have been British!

VeraLynn
04-24-2008, 01:53 PM
There was a wasp in the bathroom. He was against the window trying to figure how to get through it. I covered him in a waxed paper bathroom cup and then quickly squashed the cup's opening and let him outside.

Then my middle finger starts to hurt.

ow. Ow. OW!

Apparently the durned thing stung me through the cup before I let him go. :ouch:

Lady Jade
04-24-2008, 01:57 PM
Yay!! 5 o'clock, time to go home!!

Limabean327
04-24-2008, 01:58 PM
Aww, I'm sorry, Vera. I'm terrified of wasps. I have, on more than one occasion, gotten a neighbor to get rid of the darn things when they come into my house. Once, one got in my car...I shudder to think of it.

BrunetteGoddess
04-24-2008, 02:05 PM
Bees in general freak me out. One flew into my open car window and landed on my leg, started crawling upwards....I freaked out and broadsided my car against a barbed wire fence :( I almost hit a telephone pole too.

Limabean327
04-24-2008, 02:07 PM
Eek! I would have flipped out too.

RoseLeigh
04-24-2008, 02:40 PM
Allergies plus meds for girl parts=dizzy/woozy RL. Argh. I have so much reading to do. And it is a bit hard to concentrate. Even to type. :'( Go away side effects!

Lady Jade
04-24-2008, 02:41 PM
Hey RL... you working this weekend or are you going to be around to grab lunch?

BalletBaby
04-24-2008, 03:00 PM
I hate playing catch up on SW.

I don't think school is for me:-\ My add meds aren't working and I'm really frustrated that I can't study. I hate school, it isn't fun, I'm not making friends, I hate it here, and I miss my bf:(

SundayMorning
04-24-2008, 03:50 PM
There was a wasp in the bathroom. He was against the window trying to figure how to get through it. I covered him in a waxed paper bathroom cup and then quickly squashed the cup's opening and let him outside.

Then my middle finger starts to hurt.

ow. Ow. OW!

Apparently the durned thing stung me through the cup before I let him go. :ouch:

No good deed goes unpunished, eh? I can't be kind to wasps when they're in my house. :no:


Allergies plus meds for girl parts=dizzy/woozy RL. Argh. I have so much reading to do. And it is a bit hard to concentrate. Even to type. :'( Go away side effects!

Smooch for your girl parts. Sorry the meds are making you wonky!

Kasugai gummies in order of flavor: Litchi, Kiwi, Muscat. And my recipient in the Walrus/Bucket exchange has lots of fun stuff coming to them (none of which is gummy because I'm nomming it all!). And my coffee date with a friend (he's gay, I'm not going to sleep with this one) got bumped up so my evening is more free than I expected. That is...wait, checking, checking...yep. All.

britt244
04-24-2008, 04:13 PM
i was doing yoga and my friend who recently had a baby called.. i had to answer bc i would feel guilty otherwise but now my yoga has been interrupted for a half hour and it's not as beneficial to start up in the middle. hmph.

Lady Jade
04-24-2008, 04:27 PM
Since I haven't cooked at all since Sunday, I decided to make a baked ziti for dinner tonight. Nope, I never do anything half-way.

Lonelily
04-24-2008, 04:36 PM
Ugh...it would be soooo easy to help me with this, you bastard. Stop pretending like you're somehow better than me.

(That probably should have gone in the Rant Thread.)

ETA: Sundayyyy, come to chat. I haz favor to ask you.

britt244
04-24-2008, 05:47 PM
dear anxiety,
please go away. kthxbye.
xoxo, britt

Lysondra
04-24-2008, 05:49 PM
More work tonight after my sitcom premier! W00t.

SundayMorning
04-24-2008, 06:47 PM
Lonelily, I are chatcat! Come talk to me!

britt244
04-24-2008, 06:54 PM
ohhhh i am not happy. not happy one bit. surprise motherfucking surprise.

BalletBaby
04-24-2008, 08:15 PM
No one wants to buy me anymore. I guess there are too many blonde girls. I shall shave my head!

I have half a dozen new blisters and I opened my old ones. ow.

Forever Tango was too short.

britt244
04-24-2008, 08:17 PM
right now it's taking too much effort to even breathe.

BalletBaby
04-24-2008, 08:56 PM
right now it's taking too much effort to even breathe.

*hug*

deep breaths, in and out

la429
04-24-2008, 09:03 PM
I have no problems with anyone who is Pro-life. Everyone has a right to their opinion. It gets me really mad though when I see people sitting in front of Planned Parenthood chasing people into the doors. I just feel like cursing them. Don't I have the right to get service in peace?

iambonbon05
04-24-2008, 09:34 PM
My eye. Won't. Stop. TWITCHING

SundayMorning
04-24-2008, 09:35 PM
^That happens sometimes when I talk to my mom.

TigersMilk
04-24-2008, 09:43 PM
Chat is awesome.

stripperMBA
04-25-2008, 02:47 AM
I have eleven trolls ::cough:: I mean members on ignore. 8) I love how once I add someone on ignore they seem to get banned. It's like I am the :butthead: hole detector. I love stripperweb. We can all use the ignore function to keep the peace.
I am drunk and that makes me love stripperweb more.
:drunk:

SundayMorning
04-25-2008, 05:06 AM
Let's not talk about who is and is not on ignore in here, okay? That was one of the things that turned people off to The Thread That Shall Not Be Named, was people saying "I'm so tired of someone, I won't say who." Let's just talk about pie mmmkay?

In other news, WHY am I awake? I got about 4 hours of sleep and then BLAMMO. Grr, arg!

Lady Jade
04-25-2008, 05:32 AM
Happy Friday, SW!!

:party:

SundayMorning
04-25-2008, 05:36 AM
Yay LJ doesn't hate Fridays! :dance:

Lady Jade
04-25-2008, 05:40 AM
^^^ I hate going to work on Fridays! :neener:

What you doing up so early, anyway, young lady?

SundayMorning
04-25-2008, 05:59 AM
I have NO excuse. Woke up when the alarm went off for Hubby and couldn't get back to sleep. Had cock on the mind. Fortunately not cock on the HEAD because I don't think I'd feel very kindly to the Hubby if he tried that when I was unconscious. Or conscious for that matter.

Anyway, couldn't get back to sleep. :zombie:

Lysondra
04-25-2008, 06:01 AM
*sigh* The guy I wanted to shag completely ignored me tonight.

I've only fucked ugly dudes. Which makes me feel ugly. The hot guys don't want me.

*sigh*

SundayMorning
04-25-2008, 06:11 AM
^That just doesn't make sense, no matter how many times I read it!


;D

Lady Jade
04-25-2008, 06:11 AM
I have NO excuse. Woke up when the alarm went off for Hubby and couldn't get back to sleep. Had cock on the mind. Fortunately not cock on the HEAD because I don't think I'd feel very kindly to the Hubby if he tried that when I was unconscious. Or conscious for that matter.

Anyway, couldn't get back to sleep. :zombie:

Bah, I hate that! Boy always wakes me up in the morning because he has big, clobbery feet (he wears a size 13 shoe). He makes such a racket in the morning that there's no way I can get back to sleep! Makes for a very cranky LJ.


*sigh* The guy I wanted to shag completely ignored me tonight.

I've only fucked ugly dudes. Which makes me feel ugly. The hot guys don't want me.

*sigh*

But the hot girls want to fuck you!

Lysondra
04-25-2008, 06:14 AM
That's always good!

But it makes me feel so ugly that hot dudes don't wanna fuck me. Tall dark and handsome? Not for me. I get short scrawny and big nosed. *sigh*

I was a hot shag. :(

Lady Jade
04-25-2008, 06:17 AM
^^^ Welcome to my life, Lys!

But I've learned from watching my hot friends getting burned by hot guys that the geeky, great-personality guys are the best.