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Lysondra
04-25-2008, 06:20 AM
I don't wanna hot man for a freaking relationship so he can burn me all he wants. I just want him to freaking FUCK ME GODDAMNIT I NEED TO GET A DECENT GODDAMN LAY AND THE ONLY LAY I CAN GET IS FROM AN ERECTILE DYSFUNCTIONAL EMOTIONLESS CHILD....
ranting ranting ranting.
I'm so freaking frustrated. I need hot guy sex. Hot tall guy sex. Hot tall handsome shaggable fucking deep in my vagina. I need cock. I need a cock in my goddamn vagina pounding away at me like I'm a freaking meat patty and his dick is a tenderizer. I need a lay more than a chicken.
Lady Jade
04-25-2008, 06:22 AM
^^^ I'm not talking relationship either. I'm talking sex so bad that they wish they never had it in the first place. All the hot guys they've fucked were the worst lays evar.
But if you really want some cock, I guess you can have my boyfriend's. He's tall and I guess kinda good-looking if you squint and tilt your head a little.
Lysondra
04-25-2008, 06:23 AM
Is he good in the sack?
I only need a full minute but I'm getting seconds here.
Lady Jade
04-25-2008, 06:24 AM
^^^ Well, considering that I've stayed with him for 6 years despite his lack of financial common sense (and any other common sense, for that matter)... YES!
Lysondra
04-25-2008, 06:25 AM
Yes. Delivery please.
Lady Jade
04-25-2008, 06:27 AM
Nope, you need to come here. That's where the magic cookie-oven is. And the magic LJ cookies. }:D
aussiebelle
04-25-2008, 06:50 AM
bad one night stands suck
Lysondra
04-25-2008, 07:08 AM
The guy I wanna shag though... oh god... not one night stand material. FB material. We're into the same things, like the same things... both have a similar history... and the sexual tension when we're in a room together is PHENOMENAL. But he wants to be a 'good boy'. wtf.
aussiebelle
04-25-2008, 07:33 AM
^ That whole 'good boy' shit would make me want him even more. I always want what I can't have :(
Arghh. Frustrated. I want a good FB and not stupid, pointless, small penised one night stands that make me think about my shopping list and assignments while I'm fucking them because I'm so bored.
Lysondra
04-25-2008, 07:34 AM
Wanker of a good boy. Wanker of a hot good boy. Tall, dark haired, handsome.... my actor guy.
NOT. stopping. until. I. shag. him.
aussiebelle
04-25-2008, 07:41 AM
AHhh! There is seriously something about the hot wankers though.. Bad for relationships, but omg that charisma makes them hot and very, very rootable.
aussiebelle
04-25-2008, 07:42 AM
^ Reading over that comment, geez I sound ocker ;D
*puts the carlton back in the fridge*
Lysondra
04-25-2008, 07:44 AM
Look. At. Him.
:(
Fucking hot wankers. I need a shag. Bad.
Come here and shag me in his place. Don't be mad if I yell out his name. :P OR HELP ME SEDUCE HIM FOR THREESOME FUN. Nobody can resist FOUR tits.
aussiebelle
04-25-2008, 07:53 AM
yep. he's fucking hot!
mmm he's very well built. nice shoulders.
i'm guessing that's not normal attire for him but some kind of kinky dress up with him being the bad guy with the gun would be awesome ;D
don't worry i'd love to shag you or have a threesome with a hot wanker. especially after a disappointing night last night, yep, i'm up :yes:
Lysondra
04-25-2008, 07:54 AM
COOL! When we meet up in Melbourne let's find a really hot asshole of a dude and take him home.
aussiebelle
04-25-2008, 08:00 AM
^ hell yes!! i got some good bars in mind for the suit wearing, rich, business crowds.. lots of hot arseholes to choose from (and ones with posh apartments too!)
Lysondra
04-25-2008, 08:01 AM
Cool. Here's hoping he has a big strong dick!
(goin to bed now too)
SundayMorning
04-25-2008, 08:02 AM
^ That whole 'good boy' shit would make me want him even more. I always want what I can't have :(
:yes: That's me too. Well, not really the "good boy" thing but if I can't have a guy who pushes my mindbuttons the right way, it's a.Gon.Y. *twitchspasm* Whyzahell are we hot chicks so goddamn horny right now?!
Lonelily
04-25-2008, 08:04 AM
Ohhhh good. Job lady just called me to ask me a question and she let me know how excited she is. That's a positive sign, I hope!
aussiebelle
04-25-2008, 08:05 AM
Cool. Here's hoping he has a big strong dick!
(goin to bed now too)
'night hun :)
:yes: That's me too. Well, not really the "good boy" thing but if I can't have a guy who pushes my mindbuttons the right way, it's a.Gon.Y. *twitchspasm* Whyzahell are we hot chicks so goddamn horny right now?!
Arrghh I know!! haha it is a pity that we are all so far away from each other ;)
SundayMorning
04-25-2008, 08:16 AM
Ohhhh good. Job lady just called me to ask me a question and she let me know how excited she is. That's a positive sign, I hope!
Yay it's an awesome sign! *tiptoes stealthily toward chat*
Lonelily
04-25-2008, 09:33 AM
I want an iPod, damn it...Someone give me $2-300. Stat!
Lunarobverse
04-25-2008, 10:53 AM
I'm a volunteer at a comics convention this weekend. I volunteered last year and discovered that the stripper community, comic book fan community, and the comic book producer community intersect, at least in geek-y Portland.
For instance, comic book writers and artists may date strippers. Or writers and artists may be strippers. Or strippers may be fans. There's overlap, is what I'm sayin'.
Me? I'm not a comic fan, at least not so much that I would attend the convention on its own merits. But I like to get out of the house and be around creative and sexy people. So I volunteer.
And this year, I'm the A/V guy. So I get to set up projectors and laptops. How geeky is that?!
Lady Jade
04-25-2008, 11:02 AM
I want an iPod, damn it...Someone give me $2-300. Stat!
I can give you my broken iPod!
Lonelily
04-25-2008, 11:05 AM
Bahahaha...How generous of you, LJ!
I got my second interview/meet and greet with the Pastor/probationary time with the kids scheduled for Monday for the potential job!! I'm having a seriously hard time NOT getting my hopes up.
Lady Jade
04-25-2008, 11:12 AM
^^^ Hey, it's all I have to offer! My paychecks are spent before the money even hits the bank. Gotta love the high cost of living out here!
Lonelily
04-25-2008, 11:21 AM
As long as you offer me your apartment in a few weeks, I'm completely and totally satisfied!
Lady Jade
04-25-2008, 11:41 AM
^^^ You can come stay with me whenever and for however long you want so long as you can handle my boyfriend's stench! :D
SundayMorning
04-25-2008, 12:22 PM
I'm a volunteer at a comics convention this weekend. I volunteered last year and discovered that the stripper community, comic book fan community, and the comic book producer community intersect, at least in geek-y Portland.
For instance, comic book writers and artists may date strippers. Or writers and artists may be strippers. Or strippers may be fans. There's overlap, is what I'm sayin'.
Me? I'm not a comic fan, at least not so much that I would attend the convention on its own merits. But I like to get out of the house and be around creative and sexy people. So I volunteer.
And this year, I'm the A/V guy. So I get to set up projectors and laptops. How geeky is that?!
Neeeeeeeeerdtastic!
Lunch was lovely. And Spurs game tonight, although it's hella late (9:30) so even though we're having friends over, it'll probably be hard for me to stay up since I've been up since 6am. Ah well. I'm not expecting the Spurs to just blow out the Suns so a loss at their first "away" game wouldn't crush my spirits. Plus I still haz wine and chocolate to console me! :D
kaiarose
04-25-2008, 12:29 PM
I can resist the pie no more!! I have too many random thoughts flying around in my head that I need to get out!!!!
I'm a little nervous.....
My first thought of randomness: I'm sooooo excited to be starting a new club in 2 weeks, EEEEEE! I've never worked in a different club but I think I'll make more money because I'll be out of my comfort zone.
My second random thought: I just ate the most fattening chili dog evar! It had chili, cheese AND sour cream on it! No more eating. That thing had to be at least 500 calories.
That is all. For now anyways :)
SundayMorning
04-25-2008, 12:58 PM
I'm REALLY proud that you're migrating to greener fields, kaiarose! You're an awesome dancer and you're gonna do great! :dance:
And I am wildly envious of your chili dog. That's the way it's meant to be done.
I think for the Spurs game I'm just gonna make Italian queso. Normally my queso is Velveeta with ground beef or chorizo, tomato, onion and jalapenos. But I have this chicken sausage with sun-dried tomato that I think would be great chopped up, and then some fresh basil in the white Velveeta. Maybe with pita chips instead of tortilla chips. Nothing too huge but nice and fatty and tasty!
kaiarose
04-25-2008, 01:05 PM
Thanks Sunday :)
britt244
04-25-2008, 01:14 PM
maaaaaan oh man. i havent thought getting drunk in the middle of the day was the solution to my problems in a loooooooooong time. today i didnt veen think twice ahbout it, however.
im going to drink til i stop cryiung. good plan, right?
Lady Jade
04-25-2008, 01:31 PM
Ugh, this afternoon is totally creeping by. I swear, it feels like it should be bedtime already!
Lonelily
04-25-2008, 03:04 PM
Today has been a day of good news.
FINALLY.
Samba
04-25-2008, 03:24 PM
^ you deserve some good news!
I fail at dieting.
BalletBaby
04-25-2008, 04:03 PM
I can't stop crying. I got a tutor for my finance test and thought I actually understood the material. I was confident and thought I at least got a C. No, I fail, just like I fail at life. If I could go back in time I know what I would do.
britt244
04-25-2008, 04:07 PM
^ its ok, i fail at life too.
BalletBaby
04-25-2008, 04:09 PM
^ its ok, i fail at life too.
Come fail with me please? There will be pie.
britt244
04-25-2008, 04:20 PM
when im failing at life, there's usually alcohol.
ew, i feel shitty now. greasy food and alcohol does not agree with my healthy diet.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the verge of a major breakdown.
BalletBaby
04-25-2008, 04:23 PM
Alcohol sounds good too. But I have to drive to work:(
....or I could stay home and drink.
britt244
04-25-2008, 04:29 PM
the way my life is going, i probably SHOULD stay home and drink. work ruins my life. last friday i couldnt even stay all night bc i was having a horrible panic attack and i had to get out of there.
ColetteCalahan
04-25-2008, 05:06 PM
^^ oh, britt... *hugs*
TRAFFIC CASE= DISMISSED!!!!! WOOOT i am 2 for 2!!! hellz fuckin' yah! fuck you CHP!!!;D
(ok, fine, not fuck the chp, but fuck the money-grubbing tactics of the court system and yay for my guy not showing up, even though i was ridiculously prepared.)
G-Real
04-25-2008, 05:14 PM
^^ oh, britt... *hugs*
TRAFFIC CASE= DISMISSED!!!!! WOOOT i am 2 for 2!!! hellz fuckin' yah! fuck you CHP!!!;D
(ok, fine, not fuck the chp, but fuck the money-grubbing tactics of the court system and yay for my guy not showing up, even though i was ridiculously prepared.)
Whoa!....you posted in "Bloop"
hockeybobby
04-25-2008, 05:32 PM
the way my life is going, i probably SHOULD stay home and drink. work ruins my life. last friday i couldnt even stay all night bc i was having a horrible panic attack and i had to get out of there.
Maybe this post by Paris, and the preceding posts will be helpful Britt:
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1516713#post1516713
Lady Jade
04-25-2008, 05:43 PM
Hey, the SWFest poll is up!
GO VOTE!!
SundayMorning
04-25-2008, 06:00 PM
I wanna vote....I wanna be there... :(
Lady Jade
04-25-2008, 06:06 PM
^^^ Sunday, if you can't make it I promise that we'll do SWFest the next time I go to your area!
austinatalie
04-26-2008, 01:25 AM
I saw Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay tonight and it was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
BalletBaby
04-26-2008, 04:54 AM
Good Morning. I'm tired. My feet hurt. I want a milkshake.