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All Good Things
05-03-2008, 09:28 AM
...definitely naked, as i have my very own hotel room :D
No pix = didn't happen.
And if you post pics of the Alaskan countryside, I'm going to fly up there and make you squeak, I swear. ;D
This post is the official launch of the next hundred pages of Bloop.
Lady Jade
05-03-2008, 09:45 AM
err, grumble grumble...
Pfft, you barely turned around to look at them when you were here!
OdysseusNJ
05-03-2008, 09:53 AM
Pfft, you barely turned around to look at them when you were here!
We've been over that. I try not to oogle people too laciviously right in front of their boyfriends!
Lady Jade
05-03-2008, 10:02 AM
We've been over that. I try not to oogle people too laciviously right in front of their boyfriends!
Well, someone with a penis needs to because he obviously doesn't! ::)
OdysseusNJ
05-03-2008, 10:10 AM
Well, someone with a penis needs to because he obviously doesn't! ::)
*backs away shaking head* Oooh no ma'am, I refuse to be the bait in anyone's "get their SO riled up with jeaousy and then have hot angry make up sex" ploy! Hehehe!
Seriously though, trust me, he has a penis, it's about 5 inches below his mangina. I'm sure he stares at your ass too, he's probably just real slick about it! Some men are wizards at the sly oogle!
Hehehe I wonder if he reads this crap...
OdysseusNJ
05-03-2008, 10:17 AM
I dreamt about driving the faster "M" version of my car the other night.
WTF? Now I'm even a stereotype in my sleep.
All Good Things
05-03-2008, 10:57 AM
So I wake up this morning to the sense of somebody standing on my bed, directly over me. It was the Angel of the Century.
AOC: Where's my twelve dollars?
TOO: (Groggily) What, sweetie?
AOC: I want my twelve dollars!
TOO: What twelve dollars?
AOC: Last night you said you would give me twelve dollars.
TOO: (Awake, finally) No, angel, last night I made you a bet that you couldn't fall asleep early and if you did, you would win twelve dollars (example of daddy in desperation)
AOC: I want my twelve dollars!
TOO: Sweetie, if you want twelve dollars you need to let me get off the bed.
AOC: (Jumps off of bed, but then stands there with her arms folded, like an irate coach)
TOO: (Looks in wallet) Honey, I only have eleven dollars. I owe you a buck.
AOC: Let me see.
TOO: (Hands her the wallet)
AOC: (Indignantly) What about all of these?!!
TOO: Sweetheart, those are 20s. I don't think you can make change. (Smiles)
AOC: I want twenty dollars.
TOO: Not without a garter.
AOC: What's a garter?
TOO: (Thinking quickly) It's a kind of snake, sweetie.
AOC: I hate snakes! And I want twenty dollars.
TOO: I don't owe you twenty dollars, sweetheart. And you have eleven dollars already. Let me see if I can find you another dollar. (Combs through pockets). Hey, here's a two dollar bill. You can have that.
AOC: I don't want a two dollar bill!
TOO: Sweetie, you will have thirteen dollars. That's a dollar more than you won on the bet.
AOC: (Totally ignores me) I don't want a two dollar bill.
TOO: Why not?
AOC: Thirteen is a bad number.
TOO: (Wonders when she got back from Vegas) Honey, that two dollar bill is from Chinese New Year during your Kung Fu demonstration.
AOC: I want twenty dollars.
TOO: No twenty dollars.
AOC: OK, I want two five dollars.
TOO: What? Why? That's less than you have now!
AOC: I want to buy a Redskin's hat. They are five dollars and I want two of them.
TOO: You must be buying wholesale.
AOC: What is wholesale?
TOO: I mean you must be buying from a friend.
AOC: (Hands on hips, exasperated) Daddy, I want to buy two so I have one for my friend.
TOO: Sweetheart, you are a very good friend. :)
Lady Jade
05-03-2008, 11:14 AM
*backs away shaking head* Oooh no ma'am, I refuse to be the bait in anyone's "get their SO riled up with jeaousy and then have hot angry make up sex" ploy! Hehehe!
Seriously though, trust me, he has a penis, it's about 5 inches below his mangina. I'm sure he stares at your ass too, he's probably just real slick about it! Some men are wizards at the sly oogle!
Hehehe I wonder if he reads this crap...
You're making a lot of assumptions there, dear. Number 1, you're assuming he'd be jealous - which he isn't since he knows I'm a shameless flirt when I want to get my way. Number 2, you're assuming we'd have sex. Why would we do that? The no-sex-for-weeks system seems to be working just fine for him. And I don't think that pointing to my ass and asking, "Is that a pimple?" counts as ogling! :D
And no, he doesn't read this crap. He just logs on to perv on the nekkid pics in PP!
OdysseusNJ
05-03-2008, 11:16 AM
And no, he doesn't read this crap. He just logs on to perv on the nekkid pics in PP!
He is a wise man, wiser than I am obviously!
Lady Jade
05-03-2008, 11:19 AM
He is a wise man, wiser than I am obviously!
That's because he doesn't need any human interaction anymore, what with having a penis AND a mangina. The only thing he needs is for me to bring him food and drink. Everything else, he can handle on his own! :D
OdysseusNJ
05-03-2008, 11:21 AM
That's because he doesn't need any human interaction anymore, what with having a penis AND a mangina. The only thing he needs is for me to bring him food and drink. Everything else, he can handle on his own! :D
^^^And a wet nap occasionally.
britt244
05-03-2008, 11:30 AM
ok, so i didn't get up at a decent hour. but i did take my vitamins for the first time in a week and i have a load of laundry in. i have a headache, but i'm going to work out.
teeth_of_the_hydra
05-03-2008, 11:33 AM
No pix = didn't happen.
And if you post pics of the Alaskan countryside, I'm going to fly up there and make you squeak, I swear. ;D
Mr. Owner, my dear, the finest works of literature don't include pictures; I implore you, accordingly, to use your imagination, a task at which an erudite gentleman like yourself no doubt excels (and I don't have a camera, so that's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it).
Because I like you, I'll even help, descriptively: funny, tufty DIY-razor blade haircut + requisite tiger stripes + zany backcountry tan lines + 10 extra lbs (put there by sugary-ass backpacking food!) padding the muscles that I gained, ironically, while backpacking + 9 and a half toenails (half was removed, as you may recall, with the Mexican fish spine) + great big pioneering grin + dusk light filtering in through the blinds at 11PM = TotH, naked in an Anchorage hotel.
It happened. I was there.
OdysseusNJ
05-03-2008, 11:35 AM
That was cool TOTH.
EDIT Also I like your sig, time to go wikipedia stuff.
TarsTone
05-03-2008, 11:41 AM
Me having a random conversation with the hot cashier at the grocery store today:
TT: Can I have change for $100?
Girl: (fondling her breasts and rubbing her thighs together) Holy shit you're hot!!
TT: Thanks. Can I just have my change?
Girl: Don't you have change? I see a lot of bills in your wallet.
TT: No. Those are all $100 bills too.
Girl: What are those plastic thingies?
TT: Those are my platinum credit cards.
Girl:But one of them is black!
TT: Oh, that's my black Amex Card.
Girl: So you're hot and rich?
TT: I guess. Can I have my change?
Girl: (licking her lips) You look like Kirk Douglas in Spartacus, but a lot richer.
TT: Whatever. I get that all the time.
Woman behind me: (panting) Did you say he's hot and rich??
Girl: (screams) Yes!...(reaching for my crotch) Please, just let me play with it.
TT: Can anyone just give me my change?
Girl: (calling the mangager) Susan, there is a hot rich guy here who needs change for 100.
Manager: Is that the guy who looks like Kirk Douglas in his 20's?
Girl: Yes. Except he's got more money.
Manager:(Comes over and hands me my change) I'm sorry about that. Can I see your cock?
TT: No. Thanks for the change.
Lady Jade
05-03-2008, 11:42 AM
^^^And a wet nap occasionally.
Haha Yea, a box of those, and he's good for a while!
All Good Things
05-03-2008, 12:51 PM
Me having a random conversation with the hot cashier at the grocery store today:
Mine was just a verbatim transcription.
Today it's money, last time a video, tomorrow probably the worms on the deck. :)
britt244
05-03-2008, 01:07 PM
i finally felt like i wasnt having the worst day ever.. i did laundry, kicked my ass working out (i havent since tuesday. ick.), and then i was watching tv stretching and what comes on? true life i'm going to rehab.
the guy was crushing up pills and snorting them and i feel like i'm going to have the worst panic attack ever now. i dont know why.. last night a girl asked if i wanted any coke (i'm not sure why.. she knows i dont do that >:( ) and i didn't think twice about it. but now i feel like throwing up.
britt244
05-03-2008, 02:55 PM
omg i am just one big ball of nerves. 2 years of dancing and i havent felt this way before going to work until recently. even when i start a new club i dont think im this nervous.. and ive been at my club for almost a year!
im supposed to leave in 40ish minutes and i havent showered yet..
BalletBaby
05-03-2008, 03:06 PM
Pics plz! Or should I go stalk myspace or facebook or something?
Eh, maybe after finals I'll have time to put them up :-P
BalletBaby
05-03-2008, 03:11 PM
the guy was crushing up pills and snorting them and i feel like i'm going to have the worst panic attack ever now. i dont know why.. last night a girl asked if i wanted any coke (i'm not sure why.. she knows i dont do that >:( ) and i didn't think twice about it. but now i feel like throwing up.
If there is any kind of tv program on that shows people snorting white powder, I have to turn it off. Makes me freak out too:(
And I was at work one time sitting with a guy who snorted cocaine. I had to close my eyes and cover my ears.
However, at the end of this month is my 2nd anniversary of not doing cocaine. Yay!
britt244
05-03-2008, 03:31 PM
If there is any kind of tv program on that shows people snorting white powder, I have to turn it off. Makes me freak out too:(
And I was at work one time sitting with a guy who snorted cocaine. I had to close my eyes and cover my ears.
However, at the end of this month is my 2nd anniversary of not doing cocaine. Yay!
the end of may would be a year for me.. but i slipped up once a few months ago :-[
fancygirl
05-03-2008, 04:46 PM
LJ!!! Gimme an update on the fabulous food you made with the shiznits I sent.
:D
I want to live vicariously through your cooking!
SundayMorning
05-03-2008, 04:52 PM
Fancygirl we wuuuuuub you, come back and post here more often!
The rest of you can also has slice of pie. Cuz it's good pie.
Lady Jade
05-03-2008, 05:06 PM
LJ!!! Gimme an update on the fabulous food you made with the shiznits I sent.
:D
I want to live vicariously through your cooking!
Awww, I haven't actually cooked much lately since I got back into cookie-baking! I'm dying to use the fried chicken mix and the different rubs, though. Just have to figure out how to make boy eat spicy stuff... ;D
Lady Jade
05-03-2008, 09:17 PM
Ok, folks, off to bed so I can be somewhat coherent when I get up at 6 for my charity 5k! Thanks to those who have donated and/or sent words of encouragement!
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zxcire
05-03-2008, 10:12 PM
However, at the end of this month is my 2nd anniversary of not doing cocaine. Yay!
Congratulations BB!:D
zxcire
05-03-2008, 10:13 PM
the end of may would be a year for me.. but i slipped up once a few months ago :-[
That's still pretty fucking awesome. And if it was only one slip, good for you!! :)
SundayMorning
05-03-2008, 10:28 PM
True nuff! It's definite progress!
Oh the sounds coming from my bedroom have just been delightful the past two days. I am so happy in all ways.
britt244
05-04-2008, 12:33 AM
That's still pretty fucking awesome. And if it was only one slip, good for you!! :)
thank you :)
im getting back into drinking way out of control, though.. tonight iwas supposed to go over my exes after work. instead, i drank til i couldnt start my car. im not even as upset as i should be because im drunk. he and i are supposed to be working things out and he hates when i drink.. so i thought the smart thing to do was get drunk, blow alcohol in my car, and get a ride home, leaving my car there? way to go me.
Lady Jade
05-04-2008, 03:37 AM
Whooooooo off to run my 5k! Then to a baptism! Be back tonight - if I survive!
TigersMilk
05-04-2008, 04:49 AM
I shouldn't be awake now. I just took one ambien and I'm all swrilly fighting of sleep. Go to sleep head.
Lysondra
05-04-2008, 05:41 AM
Mmmm finished work for the week. Already have two jobs next week. Plus a cute cat next to me being adorable. Am happy.
Lysondra
05-04-2008, 07:17 AM
I am so happy right now. I love getting off a particularly hard weekend of work, looking at my money and squirreling fifties and hundreds into a piggy bank...then smiling at the leftover and going, "I worked hard for that. Damn giggidy." And being able to relax and bask in my own glory.
The_Oceans
05-04-2008, 07:19 AM
I'm back from my DC business trip...too bad my clothes didn't join me :( I arrived in Manchester this morning, the baggage claim monitor read "Delivery complete at 9:13am" - it was 9:16am and my bag wasn't on the belt. My initial guess is that somehow my bag didn't get on the plane in Chicago.
"Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency." - Foghorn Leghorn
Hopefully I will get a call today or tomorrow that my bag will be delivered to my flat.
zxcire
05-04-2008, 08:43 AM
thank you :)
im getting back into drinking way out of control, though.. tonight iwas supposed to go over my exes after work. instead, i drank til i couldnt start my car. im not even as upset as i should be because im drunk. he and i are supposed to be working things out and he hates when i drink.. so i thought the smart thing to do was get drunk, blow alcohol in my car, and get a ride home, leaving my car there? way to go me.
You know what though? Getting down on yourself will only make it worse. I know you're having a hard time lately with a lot of things, but if you just try to hang in there it can get better. I am totally rooting for you.
britt244
05-04-2008, 09:45 AM
You know what though? Getting down on yourself will only make it worse. I know you're having a hard time lately with a lot of things, but if you just try to hang in there it can get better. I am totally rooting for you.
thank you :) i really appreciate that! i'm thinking about calling my alcohol therapist that i used to see on monday to see when i can get an appt. i went months without drinking at all and now i decide to binge every night for a week? and blow in my car, potentially getting myself in more trouble? not smart.
RoseLeigh
05-04-2008, 09:53 AM
I am so happy right now. I love getting off a particularly hard weekend of work, looking at my money and squirreling fifties and hundreds into a piggy bank...then smiling at the leftover and going, "I worked hard for that. Damn giggidy." And being able to relax and bask in my own glory.
YAY! I (finally) am sharing that feeling with you. Bankingcat is happycat as well.
VenusGoddess
05-04-2008, 01:18 PM
So I wake up this morning to the sense of somebody standing on my bed, directly over me. It was the Angel of the Century.
AOC: Where's my twelve dollars?
TOO: (Groggily) What, sweetie?
AOC: I want my twelve dollars!
TOO: What twelve dollars?
AOC: Last night you said you would give me twelve dollars.
TOO: (Awake, finally) No, angel, last night I made you a bet that you couldn't fall asleep early and if you did, you would win twelve dollars (example of daddy in desperation)
AOC: I want my twelve dollars!
TOO: Sweetie, if you want twelve dollars you need to let me get off the bed.
AOC: (Jumps off of bed, but then stands there with her arms folded, like an irate coach)
TOO: (Looks in wallet) Honey, I only have eleven dollars. I owe you a buck.
AOC: Let me see.
TOO: (Hands her the wallet)
AOC: (Indignantly) What about all of these?!!
TOO: Sweetheart, those are 20s. I don't think you can make change. (Smiles)
AOC: I want twenty dollars.
TOO: Not without a garter.
AOC: What's a garter?
TOO: (Thinking quickly) It's a kind of snake, sweetie.
AOC: I hate snakes! And I want twenty dollars.
TOO: I don't owe you twenty dollars, sweetheart. And you have eleven dollars already. Let me see if I can find you another dollar. (Combs through pockets). Hey, here's a two dollar bill. You can have that.
AOC: I don't want a two dollar bill!
TOO: Sweetie, you will have thirteen dollars. That's a dollar more than you won on the bet.
AOC: (Totally ignores me) I don't want a two dollar bill.
TOO: Why not?
AOC: Thirteen is a bad number.
TOO: (Wonders when she got back from Vegas) Honey, that two dollar bill is from Chinese New Year during your Kung Fu demonstration.
AOC: I want twenty dollars.
TOO: No twenty dollars.
AOC: OK, I want two five dollars.
TOO: What? Why? That's less than you have now!
AOC: I want to buy a Redskin's hat. They are five dollars and I want two of them.
TOO: You must be buying wholesale.
AOC: What is wholesale?
TOO: I mean you must be buying from a friend.
AOC: (Hands on hips, exasperated) Daddy, I want to buy two so I have one for my friend.
TOO: Sweetheart, you are a very good friend. :)
I'm sorry...please tell me you are joking about this conversation. If my daughter ever spoke to me this way, all she would get would be a grounding and the opportunity to learn some respect and how to talk to me.
I'm not trying to be mean...but you allow your daughter to speak to you this way? She's demanding something that she didn't earn and you are bending over backwards trying to accomodate her.
Where is her respect and her manners?
Sorry...I couldn't not say anything...this just bugged me to no end.
Lonelily
05-04-2008, 01:44 PM
*sigh*
Flight delays are dumb. And airport internet is expensive.
But that doesn't detract from the awesomeness that was this weekend.
All Good Things
05-04-2008, 01:59 PM
I'm sorry...please tell me you are joking about this conversation. If my daughter ever spoke to me this way, all she would get would be a grounding and the opportunity to learn some respect and how to talk to me.
What's missing is tone, and that's critical to understanding the dynamic.
We play these tit-for-tat games. They are games. It's very endearing how a seven-year-old's mind works. When she crosses a line, which is more often than I like, she finds herself in her room so fast her feet hardly touch the floor.
Limits are very important. But we are also a mutual admiration society, within those limits. Right now she's sitting behind me, writing "daddy rocks with love" in pen on her hand. In a few minutes she wants me to put "sunscream" on her so she can go out in the pool. :)
Lonelily
05-04-2008, 02:06 PM
Flight's officially been delayed by over two hours and they said "not to be optimistic" about the projected time...Awesome. Cause it's not like I have to leave the house by 7 a.m. tomorrow or anything.
SundayMorning
05-04-2008, 02:13 PM
Oh noes! Beep beep boop.
Sooooooooo tired, full and happy. So very happy.
ETA: Come entertain us in chat, peoples and pies of the world!
BalletBaby
05-04-2008, 03:05 PM
My front is red. My back isn't. Anyone know a good brand of sunscreen and burn gel?
I'm glad I went into work last night. Tonight will consist of studying. I hope.
pookie
05-04-2008, 03:10 PM
TOO's new avatar is hot. :drool: (dries panties)
BalletBaby
05-04-2008, 03:11 PM
the end of may would be a year for me.. but i slipped up once a few months ago :-[
I slipped up several times before I went cold turkey. Plus you said it was only ONE slip one. Think of it positively, not negatively.:)
RoseLeigh
05-04-2008, 06:25 PM
Argh. I don't like being spyed on. I'm so sick of the inter-(and intra-) club cloak and dagger.
Lysondra
05-04-2008, 07:05 PM
YAY! I (finally) am sharing that feeling with you. Bankingcat is happycat as well.
I'm so glad! It's such a wonderful relaxing feeling.
PLUS I got a text the other day GUSHING about how I was a great waitress, great personality, worked a room, best show they've seen in years.... and they sent it to my agent who forwarded it to me and my agent was all WELL DONE GIRL! And I was just....:cloud9:.
RoseLeigh
05-04-2008, 07:13 PM
I'm so glad! It's such a wonderful relaxing feeling.
PLUS I got a text the other day GUSHING about how I was a great waitress, great personality, worked a room, best show they've seen in years.... and they sent it to my agent who forwarded it to me and my agent was all WELL DONE GIRL! And I was just....:cloud9:.
YAY! We have the awesome! I wasn't feeling totally on my game last night, but something just worked!
Lysondra
05-04-2008, 07:14 PM
YAY! We have the awesome! I wasn't feeling totally on my game last night, but something just worked!
:dance: We should dance for FREEDOM (of dire financial straits!). Dance dance.. WOO!