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RoseLeigh
05-10-2008, 11:09 PM
OMG just saw The Cure!:headbange:headbange:headbange I was screaming dancing jumping girl. It was amazing. AMAZING. I snuck up to the third row and elbowed a lot of people. I am deaf and possibly mute now. And painful of foot. Who cares! I are happyRose.

I will marry whoever gets me front row tickets for any of the shows in NY. I promise.

Also: http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z175/RoseLeigh/bob.jpg

Yeah.

TheSexKitten
05-10-2008, 11:21 PM
Arg all the bullshit drama that's been going on reminds me why I never keep all my friends in one circle. -_-;;

Time to use the friend scissors! Man, I barely ever have to whip these fuckers out and use 'em... *snip snip snip* BEGONE!:censor:


:drink: Here's to new friends that can actually address problems out in the open as they arise like adults.

britt244
05-11-2008, 06:07 AM
omg i think i am dying.

i think i died last night.

i remember NOTHING. not even drinking. or throwing up in my hair. all i remember was waking up and being so confused. and a girl asking me if i ate cat food because thats what my puke smelled like. seriously?

britt244
05-11-2008, 06:07 AM
oh. somehow i managed to have sex last night. luckily i remember that part or i'd be really scared.

RoseLeigh
05-11-2008, 08:10 AM
oh. somehow i managed to have sex last night. luckily i remember that part or i'd be really scared.

Seriously, be careful Britt. Okay? :hug:

ajbaer
05-11-2008, 08:11 AM
:hug: i agree

SundayMorning
05-11-2008, 10:09 AM
As far as I know, catastrophe was successfully averted. I chatted with Mom for some time this morning and casually slipped in a "so my Skype has been acting wonky, anything weird with yours?" and got nothing but regular cheery Mom. Huzzah for spur-of-the-moment hacking and deleting their history! (The other possibility is that it was my Dad who found and read yesterday's cross-posted eekiness and he just didn't say anything to Mom about it. But we shan't worry about that until there's anything to worry about.)

Good afternoon SW!

Lady Jade
05-11-2008, 10:15 AM
My apartment is a horrible mess and needs a complete overhaul. I need to tackle at least one room a day until my houseguest arrives or else she'll be sleeping on a pile of junk!

britt244
05-11-2008, 10:35 AM
Seriously, be careful Britt. Okay? :hug:

well.. last weekend i said i was going to stop with the drinking, but here i am today :-\ i don't really know what's going on with me but i think there will be no more 99 bananas in my future.


:hug: i agree

im definately so embarrassed :-[

i think i want pizza. i need something greasy and gross to make me feel better.

Lysondra
05-11-2008, 10:56 AM
GOD DAMN it!!!

Why do orgies always have to end with someone feeling dramatic?!

Sophia_Ashley
05-11-2008, 01:29 PM
omg i think i am dying.

i think i died last night.

i remember NOTHING. not even drinking. or throwing up in my hair. all i remember was waking up and being so confused. and a girl asking me if i ate cat food because thats what my puke smelled like. seriously?

lol who eats cat food? Or assumes someone did lol. I know how you feel and I feel for you but that might be the funniest shit I've heard in awhile. I hope you feel better

Lady Jade
05-11-2008, 01:37 PM
I am about half-done cleaning out the crap room. I've done grocery shopping, started laundry, and got everything ready to make dinner. Why am I not motivated to actually FINISH the stuff I have left to do?

AmazingKat
05-11-2008, 01:44 PM
I hate people who start talking in fake accents when they are drunk.

Sophia_Ashley
05-11-2008, 01:48 PM
I hate people who start talking in fake accents when they are drunk.

OMG there was a girl I use to work with that would do a bad fake NY accent stating she was from there ::). She was from the southside of Chicago.

then there was a customer who made up languages! I swear to you.

kaiarose
05-11-2008, 02:01 PM
I could totally get motivated to clean the hell out of my house if the bf would agree to help me. Seriously, I feel so overwhelmed thinking about doing it myself! But it's Sunday and Sundays are his lazy days. But, but, but Mondays-Fridays he works! It's a no win situation.
Hmmm....I wonder if my mom would come over tomorrow and help me clean? She's like one of those obsessive compulsive cleaners.

Lonelily
05-11-2008, 02:27 PM
*screams*

*deep breath*

Okay. Cerousely. My father is having the achilles tendon on his right foot repaired tomorrow. He informed me, yesterday, that I am to take two days off of work to "take care of him." This pisses me the fuck off. Not because I have do the care-taking but because there are SO many other ways this could be done. Let's explore some of the options:

a.) My brother has no job or life and school has ended. He could easily do this...but my father didn't even ask him and when I did, he said, "No. I want to pack my room up." Like you don't have all fucking week to do that.
b.) My father lives with my aunt and cousin. Sure, my aunt works during the day and my cousin works at night. But does this not mean there will be at least ONE person around at all times????? Apparently, that's not acceptable.
c.) My grandparents live fucking three miles away from my dad's house. Why the fuck could he not stay with them? The answer is "because he doesn't want to bother them."

So instead, he's bothering ME, and fucking jeopardizing my new job. And when I pointed out the ridiculousness of all this, it started a HUGE family fight where everyone was attacking me. HOW THE FUCK AM I THE BAD GUY IN ALL OF THIS?

I swear to God, if I get fired, Imma make my dad give me a thousand dollars a month until I find a new fucking job.

*fumes*

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05-11-2008, 02:55 PM
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I'm cleaning out my emails and found this. That's funny, I don't even have an account with ASI Federal Credit Union::)

Sophia_Ashley
05-11-2008, 03:31 PM
Ive been on the couch for 2 full weeks. My cat is starting to become one with me slowly with all her fur attaching to everything I own.

Id also like to turn my heat off for good. damnit

TheSexKitten
05-11-2008, 04:29 PM
I want to explore every crevice of Bipasha Basu. Go google her. Umwow.

britt244
05-11-2008, 04:35 PM
lol who eats cat food? Or assumes someone did lol. I know how you feel and I feel for you but that might be the funniest shit I've heard in awhile. I hope you feel better

haha i thought it was strange..

Lady Jade
05-11-2008, 04:54 PM
The crap room is clean! Like, really clean. There's room to move around in it and stuff. Wow. Now, on to the dressers!

BalletBaby
05-11-2008, 05:44 PM
That sammich from subway was good. I kinda want another one.

And why are only fast food places open late night?

I should go to work...

BalletBaby
05-11-2008, 05:49 PM
I want to explore every crevice of Bipasha Basu. Go google her. Umwow.

PUUUUR!

http://movies.indiainfo.com/2007/11/16/images/bipasha1_400.jpg
http://www.tarana.co.nz/uploads/Bipasha%20Basu.jpg
http://images.smarter.com/blogs/vogueindia2.jpg

Lysondra
05-11-2008, 05:53 PM
Hahahaha I'm loving how Vogue India as the 'token white girl'.

TheSexKitten
05-11-2008, 06:00 PM
PUUUUR!

http://movies.indiainfo.com/2007/11/16/images/bipasha1_400.jpg


:heartbeat

Beautiful.



I'm debating whether to go to work or whether to stay home and cockslap my homework. I'm in a bad mood so that might influence my decision. >:(

Mily
05-11-2008, 06:04 PM
I want to explore every crevice of Bipasha Basu. Go google her. Umwow.

Ash is better. :P

:duck:

SundayMorning
05-11-2008, 06:27 PM
:hug: Lonelily! That is some mega irrational family mess going on there---and just so you know, you're the calm, sane eye in the big hurricane of crazy. Ugh so uncool of your dad.

Mmmm hungry cat is hungry. And happy! GO SPURS GO!

Lonelily
05-11-2008, 06:48 PM
^Thanks, baby. :hug:

Lysondra
05-11-2008, 06:51 PM
:hug: to Lonelily for her comment in my Penthouse thread.

SundayMorning
05-11-2008, 07:19 PM
I just had pie. Like actual pie. Key lime mousse pie. *pie happy*

Off to Chat to see if Bob is around so I can give him a good HA HA HA over the Spurs!

Lonelily
05-11-2008, 07:23 PM
:hug: to Lonelily for her comment in my Penthouse thread.

Someday I hope you'll believe what I said just as much as I do. :hug:

Lady Jade
05-11-2008, 08:19 PM
I don't know what the hell is going on. I'm all of a sudden ridiculously nauseous. For no reason. Just out of the blue.

TheSexKitten
05-11-2008, 08:35 PM
Ash is better. :P

:duck:

I got enough here for the both of em! p-i-m-p status :P 8)

Bob_Loblaw
05-11-2008, 08:38 PM
Off to Chat to see if Bob is around so I can give him a good HA HA HA over the Spurs!
Don't bother looking. He's not there.

RoseLeigh
05-11-2008, 08:46 PM
I don't know what the hell is going on. I'm all of a sudden ridiculously nauseous. For no reason. Just out of the blue.

Did you eat enough after all that cleaning today?

Lysondra
05-11-2008, 09:44 PM
Oh. my. G-d. The world record holder for sword swallowing and I met last week at a bike show and totally hit it off. He's really fucking cute and SUPER nice (holds doors and arms and has the most adorable smile).... and now we're having naughty naughty chats.

MEOW.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r101/supernaturalfeats/bend.jpg

Shag him?

y/n?

Sophia_Ashley
05-11-2008, 09:47 PM
Shit I still don't have a new name for work!! Eeeek. And now I have red hair. Shit.

I want a name like Marisa, Morgan or Madison ..something along those lines.

Lysondra
05-11-2008, 09:49 PM
Matilda? Heehee.

Marie. Milly. Michelle.

Sophia_Ashley
05-11-2008, 10:16 PM
I don't think I look like any of those :( My friend the dear lil scone making, scarf knitting ..art freak she is wanted to name me some shit like Darby or something incredibly aloof and french. As avant garde as I'd like to be, I dont feel like shouting what my name is over and over.

I need to be more of a stripper this time around. Younger, red head..stripper.

Darcy Foxx
05-11-2008, 10:56 PM
Madeline! I think it'd suit you perfectly

Sophia_Ashley
05-11-2008, 11:24 PM
^ Hey do me a favor and in box me. I had deleted my myspace but started up a new one. We must be space friends again.

Do you think Madeline will go with my looks and taste in music?

TheSexKitten
05-11-2008, 11:32 PM
Oh. my. G-d. The world record holder for sword swallowing and I met last week at a bike show and totally hit it off. He's really fucking cute and SUPER nice (holds doors and arms and has the most adorable smile).... and now we're having naughty naughty chats.

MEOW.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r101/supernaturalfeats/bend.jpg

Shag him?

y/n?

YES.

AT least out of curiosity. And he might be a good fuck!

BalletBaby
05-12-2008, 01:13 AM
Shit I still don't have a new name for work!! Eeeek. And now I have red hair. Shit.

I want a name like Marisa, Morgan or Madison ..something along those lines.

Makenzie!

Lysondra
05-12-2008, 01:37 AM
YES.

AT least out of curiosity. And he might be a good fuck!

Shagging it is. When he's on tour in my town (few weeks) we're going to dinner. He's always in other countries so yknow... it's not slutty if I shag him on the first date...

SundayMorning
05-12-2008, 06:10 AM
Good sleep but woke up totally congested and I'm gonna need to take it slow for a couple hours. Or take a nice hot shower. Totally doable!

In other news.....nope. Still reveling in Spurs win. Although next game at NO makes me somewhat nervous. Hey, does anyone know when SYTYCD is starting? Can NOT miss!

Lady Jade
05-12-2008, 07:06 AM
Did you eat enough after all that cleaning today?

I was eating non-stop yesterday! No idea why I felt so sick, but I still do. :(

Lysondra
05-12-2008, 07:07 AM
^ Get your man's dick up in me while I eat out your chinese fortune cookie, woman!!!

.....o_o

I need help.(getting off)

Darcy Foxx
05-12-2008, 07:45 AM
my myspace is exploding since this zoo thing happened

i have over 21,000 friends now :o

and i'm in the mag again this week. eeee.

Mily
05-12-2008, 10:08 AM
I hate typing up resumes. GGGRRRRR...

Lady Jade
05-12-2008, 10:30 AM
^ Get your man's dick up in me while I eat out your chinese fortune cookie, woman!!!

.....o_o

I need help.(getting off)

You need to get to the States! My passport expired, so I can't leave the country. Besides, neither of us can get enough consecutive vacation days to go on a trip! :P