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PrettyCurlieQ
05-16-2008, 02:42 PM
My left boob is bigger than my right boob. Nobody notices apparently, because I've asked around. But when I do a good inspection in the mirror and by looking down and holding them, it seems significant! Ick!
Great, I just drank an extra large sweet peach tea from Sonic and I'm getting the biggest sugar rush, and I feel that panicky, shaking feeling coming. GGRRRR... why did I do that!? I already know that sweet tea does this to me. It's too early for me to take my medication, too. :(
Sophia_Ashley
05-16-2008, 05:11 PM
My left boob is bigger than my right boob. Nobody notices apparently, because I've asked around. But when I do a good inspection in the mirror and by looking down and holding them, it seems significant! Ick!
Me too! Last week I was just glancing in the mirror and noticed the right looked way different all of a sudden. I freaked out..screamed "NO" like over and over..then realized they hadn't changed and I have no idea why I just noticed a slight difference (I looked at old photos to compare) but it fucked me up for a day!
Darcy Foxx
05-16-2008, 05:41 PM
My left boob is bigger than my right boob. Nobody notices apparently, because I've asked around. But when I do a good inspection in the mirror and by looking down and holding them, it seems significant! Ick!
So is mine. My right boob is larger and sits higher, while my left boob is slightly smaller and the nipple sits a tiiiiny bit lower and out to the side, and it's not as full. I never even noticed at all, til I went to a boob job consult and the surgeon pointed it out. Now I'm super conscious of it and want surgery to fix it haha, even though nobody ever notices it unless I actually specifically point it out to them.
Sophia_Ashley
05-16-2008, 05:59 PM
My boyfriend is stupid. Not stupid as in a low IQ, just stupid as in a jerk. He's a big ass fucking jerk.
I also went on a bike ride with a guy that looks like he could have been an extra in the movie Warriors.
I've been sitting on my bed sewing clips into wefts. I for real have no life.
Lysondra
05-16-2008, 06:17 PM
Whenever I hear the word 'ass' to desribe something, I like to replace where it's allocated to the second word as apposed to the first.
Because 'stupid-ass fucking jerk' is less funny than 'stupid ass-fucking jerk'.
TigersMilk
05-16-2008, 06:27 PM
I went to the beach today! I gotz tan too! Was looking a little yellow there.
Sophia_Ashley
05-16-2008, 06:32 PM
Yes ass fucking is far better. But then because I"m crazy I'd somehow come up with a grand idea that he fucked someone in the ass. Because he ain't fucking me in the ass. that's fo sho.
I would LOVE to have a dick for one hour, with a sure fire way to get someone to have sex with me. I would do that morning sex routine guys try to do (you know bump into our asses while are kinda half awake with their morning boners) and do that to who ever said they'd have sex with me..while I'm a guy for one hour. And spit on my hand like guys do and shove my dick in their ass.
I 'd love to do that. fo sho
Darcy Foxx
05-16-2008, 07:21 PM
I resisted the urge to eat chocolate last night and I woke up feeling fucking amazing today. I felt sooo thin when I looked in the mirror. I'm sure a small bit of chocolate would have made no physical difference at all, but the mental difference that came from not eating it was enormous.
Also I am so close to 25,000 MySpace friends. I should have it by the end of next week. How exciting. 50,000 here I come.
Lady Jade
05-16-2008, 08:09 PM
I just scrubbed my kitchen. I'm extremely pleased. All that is left to do in there is clean the fridge, spray the oven-cleaner, and run another load of dishes.
Next on the agenda for the weekend is scrubbing the bathroom and tidying up the livingroom.
ArmySGT.
05-16-2008, 09:18 PM
I just scrubbed my kitchen. I'm extremely pleased. All that is left to do in there is clean the fridge, spray the oven-cleaner, and run another load of dishes.
Next on the agenda for the weekend is scrubbing the bathroom and tidying up the livingroom.
and Funyuns.
AmazingKat
05-17-2008, 12:15 AM
I just got wet, for no apparent reason. Weird. I'm drinking wine and reading a book on 19th century wheelwrights in England. I guess that makes me horny?
Am I alone?
Darcy Foxx
05-17-2008, 01:15 AM
Mmm.... wheelwrights
;)
aussiebelle
05-17-2008, 01:21 AM
Bloop is good. It's not as obvious as TRT as to its topic, so we avoid all the troll posting :)
I like it.
ellebelle
05-17-2008, 01:30 AM
everytime i see "bloop" i think of poop.
one day I'll grow up.. one day..
TheTempest
05-17-2008, 01:40 AM
My left boob is bigger than my right boob. Nobody notices apparently, because I've asked around. But when I do a good inspection in the mirror and by looking down and holding them, it seems significant! Ick!
MINE TOO!! Like, almost a quarter of a cup size. That might be a small exaggeration but it's noticeable as hell. I'm pretty sure it's natural.
I just scrubbed my kitchen. I'm extremely pleased. All that is left to do in there is clean the fridge, spray the oven-cleaner, and run another load of dishes.
Next on the agenda for the weekend is scrubbing the bathroom and tidying up the livingroom.
Does this mean you won't be chaining me down and forcing me to work for you tomorrow when I come over?
britt244
05-17-2008, 01:41 AM
almost 5 am and i'm showered, scrubbed, and lotioned and i'm still not ready for bed. which is strange bc i woke up at 630am.. i napped for like 2 hours but still!
no sleep after work unless i take a xanax. hmph.
TheTempest
05-17-2008, 01:42 AM
I worked 11 freaking hours today. Since it was my first day back and one of the first days I've danced sober.. it could have been a lot worse! I also could have tried a lot harder but guys started wanting dances around midnight and I was already eight hours into my shift so I was so damn tired already.
I also managed to break my toenail, like WOAH. I moved a chair and broke it down to the nail bed but only halfway across. Time to clip... too tired... must get offline... so comfy.
I hope cranberry juice is good for kidneys. It's so tart!
MrChristopher
05-17-2008, 02:35 AM
I left for work at 140pm yesterday, got home at 420am today, it's now 530am and my kids will be up soon and i am just beyond tired. you know, where you just suddenly arent tired anymore? shitballs. I get to do it again today. whee.
btw ladies, our balls are different sizes too. mine are anyway, and one always hangs lower. i have never considered surgery though. i want to eat a pb&j and watch csi on tivo but i cant. blargh. BLOOP.
i broke my thumbnail on a pistachio shell. awesome.
Lady Jade
05-17-2008, 05:56 AM
Does this mean you won't be chaining me down and forcing me to work for you tomorrow when I come over?
Depends on how much I have done when you get here! :P
Lady Jade
05-17-2008, 07:35 AM
Argh... I think I messed my shoulder up from vacuuming. So frustrating, I have way too much cleaning left to do!
Lonelily
05-17-2008, 08:17 AM
SW's bitchy. I'm glad I'm taking a forced break this weekend.
I'll be back whenever the new house gets internet access. If you know me well enough to need me, surely you either have my number or know someone who does.
Play nice, children.
TigersMilk
05-17-2008, 08:28 AM
Ugh I can't sleep. I keep having wild dreams. The latest one where I went to prom at the wild animal park/ sea world. It was insane where we got to through like a damn jungle to experience everything. It was chaos!
Lady Jade
05-17-2008, 09:09 AM
SW's bitchy. I'm glad I'm taking a forced break this weekend.
I'll be back whenever the new house gets internet access. If you know me well enough to need me, surely you either have my number or know someone who does.
Play nice, children.
I don't have your number! :(
CuriousSeeker
05-17-2008, 09:51 AM
Now I'm super conscious of it and want surgery to fix it haha, even though nobody ever notices it unless I actually specifically point it out to them.
I swear I have some kind of cluelessness disorder with my boobs. I had no idea rightie was bigger than leftie until an ob/gyn ever-so-helpfully pointed that out. It wasn't until I started at a SC that I realized I had inverted nipples.
I'm sitting here consciously resisting all the faxing that has to happen before 3 pm, lest I fuck up my work load for next week.
The happy: I was chasing a client for payment and expected to have to swallow a loss (not a big loss, mind you, but these things add up, nevermind the aggravation level), when whoop! There really was a check in the mail.
That extra large sweet tea from Sonic really fucked me up last night, lol. I know when you have a Panic Disorder you're supposed to avoid those drinks, but I just couldn't resist yesterday. Even my medication didn't fully help. I was bouncing off the walls and couldn't focus for the rest of the day. I don't even know what time I went to bed, and still got up at the same time I usually do. :O No more sweet tea from Sonic for me.
RoseLeigh
05-17-2008, 11:24 AM
Hello bloopers! Catching up. Never working day shift at that freaking club again. But nights-woooo.Work work work. I have bruises. :)
Been a little manic now that school is over. Or just rested.
britt244
05-17-2008, 11:32 AM
i start to work out and a few minutes in i'm in a foul mood. not. normal. ready to go to sleep, too.
RoseLeigh
05-17-2008, 11:38 AM
i start to work out and a few minutes in i'm in a foul mood. not. normal. ready to go to sleep, too.
I'm always in a foul mood when I have to work out. ;D
britt244
05-17-2008, 11:41 AM
i'm trying to force myself to do yoga since i ate pizza last night but i really just want to lay in the bathtub.
britt244
05-17-2008, 12:09 PM
oh well. i gave up. 10 mins of yoga and then some stretching. not feeling it today and i need to be in a happy mood for work tonight.
time to eat and then lay in the tub til i feel happy.
Sophia_Ashley
05-17-2008, 12:45 PM
My boyfriend uses my snow fairy body gel from Lush ...I smell it.
He's dead meat
TigersMilk
05-17-2008, 01:04 PM
Guys like to smell like girls hehehe.
Its like hot here. Ok like 90F hot. Running errands made me sweaty. I gotz me a new mp3 player! FU Zune! Down with Microsoft!
britt244
05-17-2008, 01:38 PM
i havent taken a bath in a while and it was definately needed...
Lady Jade
05-17-2008, 01:49 PM
Yay! Off to the carnival with Tempest!
RoseLeigh
05-17-2008, 02:39 PM
I'm the freaking mood monster today. Boy just went home even though he was supposed to stay here tonight and have date night. Because I am crying, grumpy girl and told him I needed me time. I do need it, but I'm sad that boy went home when we hardly have time as is. *pout*
I think I need dinner and a night of girl-movies. And chocolate. I hate being a girl sometimes.
TigersMilk
05-17-2008, 02:55 PM
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=21061977
I think this is hilarious!
BrunetteGoddess
05-17-2008, 02:57 PM
I didn't go to bed until 6am today, that hasn't happened in a while. Now I'm pretty sure I'll be sluggish all day :-\
The_Oceans
05-17-2008, 03:46 PM
My boyfriend uses my snow fairy body gel from Lush ...I smell it.
He's dead meat
First thing I thought was that this deserves a passive-aggressive note...letting him know to get his own Lush ;)
TigersMilk
05-17-2008, 03:54 PM
First thing I thought was that this deserves a passive-aggressive note...letting him know to get his own Lush ;)
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/page/2/
hahaha like these:D
BrunetteGoddess
05-17-2008, 04:08 PM
Slow day at SW today....POST MOAR! :P
RoseLeigh
05-17-2008, 04:18 PM
Slow day at SW today....POST MOAR! :P
Sorry! I'll try to be interesting soon! :)
The_Oceans
05-17-2008, 04:18 PM
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/page/2/
hahaha like these:D
Here's the exact one that Sophia_Ashley's situation reminded me of: http://www.flickr.com/photos/
[email protected]/2341630768/
blondi553
05-17-2008, 04:49 PM
hmmmm im hungry.....and bored
BrunetteGoddess
05-17-2008, 04:51 PM
My skin just doesn't want to be happy right now. I am taking care of it and it is STILL getting huge cystic acne. It's my damn period coming.
Hi Blondi!
TigersMilk
05-17-2008, 05:27 PM
I'm gonna start drinking if my friend doesn't call me back.
Lady Jade
05-17-2008, 06:16 PM
I took pics with Tempest tonight, and even though I tried to look sexy, I looked awful. :(
Lysondra
05-17-2008, 07:14 PM
Awesome! I made $1200 last night AFTER paying my driver ($220) AFTER agent fees ($375) and I only worked nine hours! :dance:
BrunetteGoddess
05-17-2008, 07:25 PM
Woot! Go Lys!
TheTempest
05-17-2008, 07:30 PM
I took pics with Tempest tonight, and even though I tried to look sexy, I looked awful. :(
Did not! Maybe I'm just a sucky coach... or I made you uncomfortable. But some of them came out really nice. Those pics I took the other day? Those were 30 or so out of 94 that I took! It takes a lot of pics to get really good ones sometimes.
PIE!