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Lysondra
05-17-2008, 07:33 PM
OOOH! And two of my shows were in WALKING distance of each other! I had time to get teppanyaki udon before my show!
Lady Jade
05-17-2008, 07:35 PM
Did not! Maybe I'm just a sucky coach... or I made you uncomfortable. But some of them came out really nice. Those pics I took the other day? Those were 30 or so out of 94 that I took! It takes a lot of pics to get really good ones sometimes.
PIE!
No, I think I've just spent too many years trying NOT to look sexy that I forgot how to do it. :( I need to find my mojo!
TheTempest
05-17-2008, 07:48 PM
No, I think I've just spent too many years trying NOT to look sexy that I forgot how to do it. :( I need to find my mojo!
Oh man I know how that is. When I'm not working, I try to look like shit. I think it's cause then there are less men leaning out the window yelling at us.
But they still do. Because we are naturally hot.
Maybe you need to relax. Or get laid. That'll make you feel super sexy!
Lady Jade
05-17-2008, 07:58 PM
^^^ Nah, getting laid just makes me hungry! :D
I'm just not photogenic, I look a billion times better in person than in pics.
RoseLeigh
05-17-2008, 09:00 PM
Awesome! I made $1200 last night AFTER paying my driver ($220) AFTER agent fees ($375) and I only worked nine hours! :dance:
Woo hoo!
RoseLeigh
05-17-2008, 09:28 PM
My spine is making these really loud cracking sounds. It doesn't hurt, but ICK.
Lysondra
05-18-2008, 01:26 AM
OMFG...I get ready to do a show in the bathroom and when my security tells me he's ready (laughing) I come out to do a show and...
I AM DANCING DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF A HUGE-ASS NAZI FLAG.
The guys were nazis at a meeting.
OMFG.
Thank g-d I don't wear stars of david at work?
CKXXX
05-18-2008, 02:58 AM
I need to go work in Australia with you Lys! Seriously...Im dying here...your girl still hasnt called me back.If we can swing it...I"ll go!
Lysondra
05-18-2008, 03:00 AM
OMG I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!
Have you called her? I can give you her number. She's REAL flakey with getting you on board - after that she's gravy. Or I can put a good word for you.
YAY I LUFF YOU.
Lady Jade
05-18-2008, 07:19 AM
8 hours of sleep, and I'm still effin exhausted. Ugh....
Lady Jade
05-18-2008, 07:30 AM
Dammit, why are none of my wives around to help me pick out pictures?! Wake up and sign on AIM, peoples!
kitty69
05-18-2008, 08:44 AM
I have broken my toe :'(.
RoseLeigh
05-18-2008, 09:06 AM
OMFG...I get ready to do a show in the bathroom and when my security tells me he's ready (laughing) I come out to do a show and...
I AM DANCING DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF A HUGE-ASS NAZI FLAG.
The guys were nazis at a meeting.
OMFG.
Thank g-d I don't wear stars of david at work?
Nazis get strippers? Wow. Just wow.
TigersMilk
05-18-2008, 09:29 AM
The chicken I didn't throw out last night is stinking up my kitchen. I'm too lazy to go to the dumpster. Its so far away.
DylanAngel
05-18-2008, 10:20 AM
The chicken I didn't throw out last night is stinking up my kitchen. I'm too lazy to go to the dumpster. Its so far away.
Ewwww. But I know the feeling!
I just make my other half do it now. I'll send him over.
CKXXX
05-18-2008, 11:02 AM
OMG I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!
Have you called her? I can give you her number. She's REAL flakey with getting you on board - after that she's gravy. Or I can put a good word for you.
YAY I LUFF YOU.
Def put in a good word! Give her my number.Or my email.
Lady Jade
05-18-2008, 12:45 PM
Whoo! Bought hot new shoes!
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll213/Lady_Jade_SW/DSC00321.jpg
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll213/Lady_Jade_SW/DSC00322.jpg
Now... what to wear with them??
TheTempest
05-18-2008, 01:47 PM
That pretty white top and a black mini!!
BalletBaby
05-18-2008, 02:58 PM
That was a fun weekend. I'm glad I got to see my mama and cousins:)
Lady Jade
05-18-2008, 03:11 PM
That pretty white top and a black mini!!
But the shoes are gold, beige, and taupe... it would probably look better with brown stuff, no? Not that I own any brown stuff...
BalletBaby
05-18-2008, 03:14 PM
I need a nap. I didn't get any good sleep and I had to get up at 8:30.
:yawn:
Lysondra
05-18-2008, 05:52 PM
Nazis get strippers? Wow. Just wow.
Nazis get strippers alright. I knew the guys and didn't know they were nazis until that night. AND OMG JEWISH GIRL GETTING NAKED FOR MONEY FOR GERMAN NAZIS.
REALLY.
MissTaylor
05-18-2008, 05:59 PM
But the shoes are gold, beige, and taupe... it would probably look better with brown stuff, no? Not that I own any brown stuff...
Because they have gold in them, they'll go with just about anything. I had some similar to that and I wore them with a solid cream colored outfit and gold jewelry.
If you aren't sure about white top, black skirt... go for a taupe top, black skirt.
Lady Jade
05-18-2008, 06:07 PM
^^^I think that's what I'll go with. I think black with white would be too stark of a contrast as there's no white or black on the shoes at all. I guess I have to actually look at all the clothes in my closet/dresser/random moving boxes to find some nice stuff to wear with them for SWFest!
Lysondra
05-18-2008, 06:12 PM
WTF I COUGHED UP SOMETHING SOLID.
:ill:
Lady Jade
05-18-2008, 07:15 PM
*yawn* Why am I so tired already?
BrunetteGoddess
05-18-2008, 07:49 PM
I CANT FIND THE DRUNK THREAD/
But anyways, i had my first shot tonight at a party. Patron. ery nie, no burn.
britt244
05-18-2008, 08:41 PM
ohh my god did i pig out today. disgusting. at lesat it's sunday so i can start monday out fresh!
dreading work tomorrow.. again.. havent really felt this way in a while but i was considering calling out if my cleaning lady wasnt coming so i needed to be out anyway.
Sophia_Ashley
05-18-2008, 08:43 PM
My back has knots :(
I walked so much yesterday and today I feel like I was hit by a car. It's amazing how the wrong shoes will fuck your body up.
Samba
05-18-2008, 09:59 PM
If you can't say anything nice, say nothing.
If you can't say anything nice, say nothing.
If you can't say anything nice, say nothing.
If you can't say anything nice, say nothing.
BrunetteGoddess
05-18-2008, 10:00 PM
^^Well, ideally, yes.
BalletBaby
05-18-2008, 10:02 PM
*itch itch itch*
Samba
05-18-2008, 10:02 PM
I'm trying to have compassion. I'm going to go work out. Maybe the impusle will pass.
Lysondra
05-18-2008, 10:12 PM
:dance:
Today I:
went to the bank
put $200 in savings
got a webcam, microphone and 8gig memory card for SWFEST AUSTRALIA WOO
went to the gym for TWO HOURS
Tanned and used the pool and steam room
Went to the grocery store and got NOTHING prepackaged, bitches. NOTHING
TheTempest
05-19-2008, 12:17 AM
^^^I think that's what I'll go with. I think black with white would be too stark of a contrast as there's no white or black on the shoes at all. I guess I have to actually look at all the clothes in my closet/dresser/random moving boxes to find some nice stuff to wear with them for SWFest!
I like that black skirt and the white top though. You have to wear that top at some point... it's great for da boobies.
:dance:
Today I:
went to the bank
put $200 in savings
got a webcam, microphone and 8gig memory card for SWFEST AUSTRALIA WOO
went to the gym for TWO HOURS
Tanned and used the pool and steam room
Went to the grocery store and got NOTHING prepackaged, bitches. NOTHING
Yay for you... and you're still hot when you cough shit up. :)
Samba
05-19-2008, 12:21 AM
good job Lysondra! I just had a nice little yoga session. I feel all streched out and relaxed.
Lysondra
05-19-2008, 12:35 AM
I am coughing up SOLID GREEN THINGS.
Also, I look fucking HOT on webcam. Anyone got windows live?
I'm lizzie-m at live dot co dot uk
TheTempest
05-19-2008, 12:38 AM
^Hmm.. green is usually a bad color for phlegm. Yellow is OK, clear is fine, red is super bad. Green/chunky/thick could mean an infection of sorts.
Feel better! And who knows, there might be some guys out there with a phlegm fetish. :O
Lysondra
05-19-2008, 12:42 AM
There's black threads in my solid green things. It looks like I licked a wool sweater.
TheTempest
05-19-2008, 12:54 AM
There's black threads in my solid green things. It looks like I licked a wool sweater.
That just doesn't sound good... maybe time for a doctor... or a shit load of Mucinex.
Lysondra
05-19-2008, 12:55 AM
I've gone to the doctor 3 times for this same type of cough.. they give me antibiotics that don't work every freaking time.
TheTempest
05-19-2008, 12:57 AM
Maybe it's some sort of alien life form making its home in your lungs? Or you need stronger meds? Or you should stop licking wool sweaters?
Lysondra
05-19-2008, 01:00 AM
Funny you mention because in my hysteria last night I was all "I HAVE ALIENS IN MY COUGH. I GONNA KILL THEM. PEW PEW PEW!! PEW! PEW! LASER BEAMS! PEW!"
Stronger meds maybe.
Stupid sweaters
TheTempest
05-19-2008, 01:03 AM
^hehe! fire phasers!!
Darcy Foxx
05-19-2008, 02:36 AM
Mmm.... yoga.
britt244
05-19-2008, 03:37 AM
those doritoes before bed were def not a good idea. feeling gross this morning...
but somehow i'm up extra early so i'll have time to stop for starbucks at least. i'm still dreading going to work.
Lysondra
05-19-2008, 03:55 AM
My dinner was a turkey sammich with rocket and spinach and french dressing. :D
CuriousSeeker
05-19-2008, 04:50 AM
^Hmm.. green is usually a bad color for phlegm. Yellow is OK, clear is fine, red is super bad. Green/chunky/thick could mean an infection of sorts.
Why does Crayola not develop and label these colors appropriately? :'(
I've gone to the doctor 3 times for this same type of cough.. they give me antibiotics that don't work every freaking time.
Christ. Are coughs with creepy goo the strippers' plague? I hope you feel bettah (hopefully without antibiotics, which give me a nasty but hilarious case of the killer farts)!
I'm waiting to hit the hospital in a couple of hours for the injection I need weekly - the injection that's keeping me out of work tonight. I'm halfway plotting if there's any way to pull off a shift, and I already know that would be way stupid. I missed two shifts because of all this sickie shit, and I really missed it. I'm surprised by how much.
*cheap coffee slurp* Mmmmmm, sludge.
Lysondra
05-19-2008, 05:05 AM
I made my first video blog for Paul (Engineer)... anyone actually wanna see it?
CuriousSeeker
05-19-2008, 05:12 AM
Yes. Kindly put out, pretty please?