View Full Version : Got any good riddles?
All Good Things
08-31-2008, 07:33 AM
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam. Old linguist joke. :)
Jay Zeno
08-31-2008, 07:52 AM
Three guys go to a motel. The motel clerk charges them $30 for a room to share. They each pay $10.
The motel clerk then realizes that he overcharged them - the room is actually $25. He figures they don't want to divide a $5 bill into three, so he goes to their room, gives them a dollar each, and pockets the other two.
So each man has now paid $9. So they paid a total of $27. The clerk has $2. That's $29.
Where did the other dollar go?
Lysondra
08-31-2008, 08:17 AM
I'm confused... $30-3-2 is $25. Why are you adding the clerks money and not giving the guys their refund?
teeth_of_the_hydra
08-31-2008, 09:15 AM
Because TOO started telling dirty jokes instead of riddles, I'ma have to jump in with this total gem I overheard:
Q: What's the difference between pink and purple?
A: The grip.
Bob_Loblaw
08-31-2008, 10:39 AM
Where did the other dollar go?
There is no other dollar. The motel keeps $25 and gives the clerk $5 to return to the three men. The clerk gives $1 to each guest and keeps the balance of $2 for himself.
a decently hard riddle. if you already know it let some people actually try. If you google it let some others try before you post.
you can ask yes or no questions. most people seem to take about 30 questions to get this. if you know the answer please answer any yes or no questions to help out.
ok here we go
A man pushes a car to a hotel
Another man tells him "you owe me five hundred dollars"
Why?
Kick it in a swimming pool
As on your side you go.
Watch it bite with jaws of steel,
No teeth on high or low.
Poke your fingers in its eyes,
And don't remove 'til done.
But, please, oh please take lots of car;
Be sure to walk not run.
DeeJayOz
04-13-2011, 02:07 PM
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
"I've no idea."
So Fine Divyne
04-14-2011, 11:19 AM
A girl at work told me one of her icebreakers: What's warm, wet, pink and smells like pussy?
You let the guy guess for awhile then when they give up smile then stick out your tongue.