View Full Version : WTFO? Katrine Gone????
Nicolina
04-08-2008, 04:32 PM
One more thing:
y'all can quit feeling sorry for me now.
I'm a big girl, and I can make my own choices.
Nobody's forcing me to date TOO.
And I don't believe in ultimatums. I just don't think they work. You either love people as they are, or you move on. The choice is yours.
And let me pose this rhetorical question to the collective blueballers:
How many of you think your wives or girlfriends could read through this site without ever once feeling "shamed" or "embarrassed"?
Chili Palmer
04-08-2008, 04:36 PM
Fair enough.
Btw, in my TRs, I usually type in "appeared to" or "seemed to" when it comes to my (paid) partners' enjoyment. I don't delude myself that there's not a lot of SS going on, in my lapdances or otherwise.
It's lost now, because of my snark factor, but I actually wasn't trying to pile on TOO, just make him stop posting this stuff, stop acting like Jenny with a penis (okay, bad example). My point was and is, KEEP IT OFFLINE. I get snarked at fairly regularly; go back through my posts (if you're having trouble sleeping) and count how many times someone calls me out and I have posted responses ad infinitum. I'll do one response post and then let it go. If someone wants to top me, hey, it's just a fucken internet bulletin board. You win.
Ultimately, as I have stated in the past, IBB's are good for two things and two things only: infomation and/or entertainment. We've already established most of the stuff on this board is of dubious value, so I want to be entertained. While the last 36 hours have been most entertaining (from this spectator's perspective), continuing along the same vein is simply redundant. Time to take another tack.
Peace, Nic.
CP
hockeybobby
04-08-2008, 04:40 PM
One more thing:
y'all can quit feeling sorry for me now.
I'm a big girl, and I can make my own choices.
Nobody's forcing me to date TOO.
And I don't believe in ultimatums. I just don't think they work. You either love people as they are, or you move on. The choice is yours.
And let me pose this rhetorical question to the collective blueballers:
How many of you think your wives or girlfriends could read through this site without ever once feeling "shamed" or "embarrassed"?
Great post.
TarsTone
04-08-2008, 04:47 PM
Nice try. ::)
Not trying anything. Just making an observation which you could easily verify by checking post histories.
miabella
04-08-2008, 04:56 PM
i have crazy mad freak love for xkcd.
Howie
04-08-2008, 06:34 PM
I don't read the pink side very often so I'm pretty uninformed as to what's going on up there.
Who the fuck is this TOO guy?
After reading this thread, it's my opinion that TOO and Nicolona are the same person. Just alter egos.
Why can't the bitches leave their problems upstairs and just come down here for fun and games.
On the subject of Katrine, I think she's running for public office and doesn't want previous posts to come back to haunt her during the election.
beauty21queen
04-08-2008, 06:47 PM
Why can't the bitches leave their problems upstairs and just come down here for fun and games.
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WTF are you talking about?
TheSexKitten
04-08-2008, 09:36 PM
I don't read the pink side very often so I'm pretty uninformed as to what's going on up there.
Who the fuck is this TOO guy?
After reading this thread, it's my opinion that TOO and Nicolona are the same person. Just alter egos.
Why can't the bitches leave their problems upstairs and just come down here for fun and games.
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/gtfo-56265.jpg
how did you get your mouth open so wide?
TheSexKitten
04-08-2008, 09:38 PM
detatchable jaw. *waggles eyebrows*
Howie
04-09-2008, 05:26 PM
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/gtfo-56265.jpg
Since when did the fucking bitches/whores/skanks/sluts/cunts, etc. start thinking they can come to blue and tell us to fuck off?
Fuck them and cancel my membership.
I'll never post again.
TSK is manlier than you I think.
BrunetteGoddess
04-09-2008, 05:28 PM
Wow, he's going to leave over one picture? Maybe it's for the best then. LOL.
hockeybobby
04-09-2008, 05:30 PM
See Ya Howie. :wave:
crizgolfer
04-09-2008, 05:36 PM
Fuck them and cancel my membership.
Howie, you can't do it that way. There is a process for dealing with membership accounts. You have to do it in the "Site Issues" section of the forum.
If you need a sample of the proper way to handle the procedure then see the thread "My Account" by Sand8erson.
Chili Palmer
04-09-2008, 05:44 PM
See Ya Howie. :wave:
I see you've turned your hate-mongering guns on me full on. This is a good thing.
Can you learn? I think so.
So much of your humour is made at the expense of others. It's good to get laughs, make others laugh. But when the laughs come at the cost of humiliating another person, well, long after the laughter has subsided, what lingers is hatred.
Math lesson: One person laughs = +1 One person is hurt = -1 One person hates = -1
Contribution = Less than Nothing.
I prefer self-deprecating humour to the cheap laughs gained at anothers expense. Offering myself up as the clown has a greater chance of a net benefit. Nobody gets hurt, people can laugh at me, and with me.
The self-satisfaction you feel after humiliating someone will disipate. But that someone will be waiting, along with his/her friends, for an opportunity to dish out a little of your medicine.
Your preferred brand of humour causes nothing but diminishment, regression, and hatred.
How about taking a different tack?
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Practice what ye preacheth, o purple one.
CP
hockeybobby
04-09-2008, 05:54 PM
What can I say? I slip occasionally too. I thought it was a reasonably restrained farewell considering...
beauty21queen
04-09-2008, 07:05 PM
Since when did the fucking bitches/whores/skanks/sluts/cunts, etc. start thinking they can come to blue and tell us to fuck off?
Fuck them and cancel my membership.
I'll never post again.
LMFAO Sen-si-tive!!!:D
TheSexKitten
04-09-2008, 09:31 PM
TSK is manlier than you I think.
Hahahaha apparently so! I wasn't expecting that; in fact I think that's the maddest I've ever made anyone on this site
TSK +1
BrunetteGoddess
04-09-2008, 09:34 PM
All with just a picture!
Didn't notice the question.
It's quite different in my opinion. It's very similar to people who say they "know" women because they were in long term relationships all the time. They know relationship maintenance, but they don't understand how to get women quickly. I know nothing about relationship maintenance.
I've had only very short relationships and one "sorta" long one. But I have had sex with hundreds of women. It was 51 at 19 and the number now is sort of scary. A new conquest a week during some periods, slower others, more still others with big gaps for deployments and such it adds up very fast.
I'm a jack of all trades when it comes to women. Specializing in the very short run. Being married to a single woman for 30 years is specializing in one woman. How she likes to have sex may be radically different from another. As miabella said, "greatness" is usually partner specific, but there are generalities.
Take something like licking pussy. There are some basic general ideas to do a passable job, but to be good or great here really requires some coaching from the woman unless what you randomly decide to do just happens to be what she likes. If you use the same technique on every woman, you are going to leave a few very happy, a few more passably satisfied, a good chunk very disappointed.
A lot of what makes somebody good in bed is probably sheer physical ability. IF you have very little physical stamina, chances are you won't be doing much in bed. So that right there is something.
TOO's three point breakdown is wrong, too, I think. A guy can very easily influence how much a woman likes him. That's the very idea of pickup. Learning how to flip those switches that might take 3 months of normal dating in 10 minutes. GENERALLY, the more a girl likes you, the better it is for you, assuming it was technically functional sex. Two guys could do the same exact techniques but have very different reactions depending on the mental state of the woman as related to how she views them.
Experiement with it. Go court some women, sleep with them, and see how it is. Then play the rogue with some others, seduce them rapidly(a night if lucky), and compare. The "role" you play in her life influences things to. BUT the guy can control this.
Nicolina
04-10-2008, 02:52 AM
^^^FTR, I think he's way hotter without it. ;)
But then, I've always kinda had a fetish for bald. I think it must be that testosterone/pheromone thing.
I shaved my head to avoid wearing a high-and-tight, which looked silly on me.
I was never a fan of that aspect of that bunch of misguided children.
I shave my pubes and underarms every week on Thursday. Guess what today is!
As a rule of thumb, the only time women are being honest is when they tell you you are bad in bed.
Lonelily
04-10-2008, 09:12 AM
I guess my brain outright dismissed this as an impossible fantasy ;)
:rotfl: QF-fucking-T!
My brain can't comprehend the idea of a 30 year relationship in which the flame remains consistently hot...really? Consistently? For 30 years? Without your standard off months/years?
Sorry. Does not compute. Jay, are you a miracle among men? :P
miabella
04-10-2008, 11:55 AM
try 40 years (husband's parents).
beauty21queen
04-10-2008, 12:03 PM
Try 61 years my grandparents :) Would have been more but my grandpa passed away :(
Lonelily
04-10-2008, 12:07 PM
But guys...seriously...you wanna tell me you know for a fact that the SEX remained consistently hot in those relationships?
I know my grandparents have been madly in love for over 60 years--and married for 53 as of this weekend. But I also guarantee you that their sex life is non-existent at this point.
beauty21queen
04-10-2008, 12:32 PM
old people have sex ?!!!! ewww!!! LOL j/k .My grandparents didn't they actually slept in diffrent beds but they still loved each other.
miabella
04-10-2008, 12:45 PM
But guys...seriously...you wanna tell me you know for a fact that the SEX remained consistently hot in those relationships?
I know my grandparents have been madly in love for over 60 years--and married for 53 as of this weekend. But I also guarantee you that their sex life is non-existent at this point.
they're loud.
beauty21queen
04-10-2008, 12:49 PM
^omg..
Lonelily
04-10-2008, 01:10 PM
:rotfl:
You win, mia.
crizgolfer
04-10-2008, 01:42 PM
Wow...that is about all I can say...When I was young I once saw my grandfather in nothing but his boxers and black socks...it is a memory I spent many years attempting to erase...now, you brought rit ight to the forefront again...and...added more to itl...ewww...not sure when I will be able to eat again....
Thanks...;)
Lonelily
04-10-2008, 01:44 PM
How did you gentlemen ever survive without us? :)
crizgolfer
04-10-2008, 01:47 PM
It was agony...pure agony...;)
WHO WANTS MY COCK!?
And LOL at the fake cameron_keys
beauty21queen
04-10-2008, 02:21 PM
^^^nice
Casual Observer
04-10-2008, 02:58 PM
A guy can very easily influence how much a woman likes him. That's the very idea of pickup. Learning how to flip those switches that might take 3 months of normal dating in 10 minutes. GENERALLY, the more a girl likes you, the better it is for you, assuming it was technically functional sex. Two guys could do the same exact techniques but have very different reactions depending on the mental state of the woman as related to how she views them.
Have to agree with Sh0t here, certainly in the broader context.
if you fuck an sw girl once under 2 different nicks, does that count as 2?
or just one
and if a guy resets his name to another, does he lose his previous score?
Whose bragging? The question came up in chat because somebody wanted to know if <a certain member> was a new member or old member re-badged.
You stop. Put your capes away save-a-hoes
Nobody was talking about having sex with anybody dude please calm down.
It's a hypothetical question. The topic of name changes and dissappearing members came up, so I wondered about that question.
Similar to this one:
If I have sex with a pregnant lady, does that count as a threesome?
It's on YOU guys for thinking anything beyond a hypothetical.
That's on your boy for making a need for clarification. If anything, he needs to apologize for insinuating what he did about personal scores, aka MY personal status.
Sh0t, most guys would be pleased to bang even one sw stripper and would keep it on the lowdown. Way to go for bragging.
FBR
This post right here could be construed as FBR talking about my personal sex life on the board, IMO.
I think he should be reported for it.
Now you can correct FBR's post. I don't think he should be talking about the personal sex lives of SW members on here.
Same standards should apply imo
Bob_Loblaw
04-17-2008, 07:48 PM
If I have sex with a pregnant lady, does that count as a threesome?
If you can't define it as a mfm or mff, then no. If you can, then maybe. But then the question becomes who's baby is it? If it's yours and you answer the previous question in the affirmative, isn't it incest? Jester?
Lonelily
04-17-2008, 07:51 PM
:rotfl:
Ohmigod, Bob. I. love. you.
Oh Jester! As our resident incest expert, I'm curious to know what your verdict will be.
jester214
04-17-2008, 07:55 PM
INVEST INVEST!!!!! The 'v' is close to the 'c' on the keyboard... I'll see both of you pay...
crizgolfer
04-17-2008, 07:55 PM
INVEST INVEST!!!!! The 'v' is close to the 'c' on the keyboard... I'll see both of you pay...
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
hockeybobby
04-17-2008, 08:01 PM
That's called a weesome....in french it's a menage a deux et demi.