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Sarah Andi
10-09-2008, 11:01 AM
Turn down dances by waving your hand and refusing to make eye contact.

Or

Start your broke-ass excuse before we even ask if you want to go upstairs.

Crow2
10-09-2008, 12:13 PM
Try to negotiate, barter, haggle for the price of a dance or your fav dancers time - offers of illicit substances, coupons, a check or even your food stamps ( or the ones you stole ) might work...

kdogg247
10-09-2008, 12:31 PM
Try to negotiate, barter, haggle for the price of a dance or your fav dancers time - offers of illicit substances, coupons, a check or even your food stamps ( or the ones you stole ) might work...


If I send you some coupons, will you let me on your website?


:D

MissAlethea
10-09-2008, 02:44 PM
Make sure you shove a fondue fork up your nose before you come is so you can't count anymore. That way, when I tell you it's five dances, you can argue with me with the depth and eloquence of a toddler. "Nu-huh! It was 2!"

Then act really surprised when you run to the bouncer and tell him I'm trying to charge you for five songs, and he says "Well mate, that's because you were back there for five songs. I suggest you pay her. *loom*" ;D

Sarah Andi
10-09-2008, 02:51 PM
Make sure you shove a fondue fork up your nose before you come is so you can't count anymore.

lollerskates

hazel_eyes
10-09-2008, 09:06 PM
Tell her "you're allright, but could you get me that girl over there? I'd rather spend all of my money on her even though I've been telling you all night I'll spend my money on you." Then point to the ugliest dancer in the club or even a female customer.

hazel_eyes
10-09-2008, 09:08 PM
Also, tell me how you can spread my ass 12 inches apart and you know I'll like it. Man, thinking about getting my ass torn like that really turns me on just as if you were to shit on your finger and ask me to smell it.

cadenceq
10-10-2008, 12:02 AM
- Look like a normal suit wearing customer. Look lik you're respectful, then come in your pants and push your crotch into her face as she does a body slide. Tell her what that wet stuff was (I had this happen).

- Tell her you picked her "because she looks like your daughter" (Also had this happen.)

- Tell her you'll be getting into her pants one way or another in your most threatening voice. Double points if you're making an attempt to restrain her.

- Ask for extras. When she points out the bouncer, offer to pay for him "to have some fun too".

- Try and steal my money out of my garter belt.

- Tell me I'm the perfect woman, hot, smart and everything. And then say 'but the fact that your a slut takes away all that'.

- Insist that you'd be the best root of my life. When I tell you I don't do extras for any amount of cash, say you weren't going to pay anyway "because you know how good you are in bed".

- Tell me how much I love having random cocks inside me. Insist I only work here so I can pick up every night.

- Ask me what STI's I have. Assume I have many.

- Ask me what drugs I take, and if I'd accept them instead of cash.

- Insist that you shouldn't pay for a dance because "you'd be willing to have sex with me instead". And you know how much I want that (I once really had a guy offer me sex for a dance - "But if I have sex with you instead, can I have the dance for free?")

grindonme
10-10-2008, 10:53 AM
- Look like a normal suit wearing customer. Look lik you're respectful, then come in your pants and push your crotch into her face as she does a body slide. Tell her what that wet stuff was (I had this happen).

- Tell her you picked her "because she looks like your daughter" (Also had this happen.)

- Tell her you'll be getting into her pants one way or another in your most threatening voice. Double points if you're making an attempt to restrain her.

- Ask for extras. When she points out the bouncer, offer to pay for him "to have some fun too".

- Try and steal my money out of my garter belt.

- Tell me I'm the perfect woman, hot, smart and everything. And then say 'but the fact that your a slut takes away all that'.

- Insist that you'd be the best root of my life. When I tell you I don't do extras for any amount of cash, say you weren't going to pay anyway "because you know how good you are in bed".

- Tell me how much I love having random cocks inside me. Insist I only work here so I can pick up every night.

- Ask me what STI's I have. Assume I have many.

- Ask me what drugs I take, and if I'd accept them instead of cash.

- Insist that you shouldn't pay for a dance because "you'd be willing to have sex with me instead". And you know how much I want that (I once really had a guy offer me sex for a dance - "But if I have sex with you instead, can I have the dance for free?")



Damnnnnn you've been attracting the cream of the crop i see

Otoki
10-10-2008, 11:59 AM
Try to negotiate, barter, haggle for the price of a dance or your fav dancers time - offers of illicit substances, coupons, a check or even your food stamps ( or the ones you stole ) might work...
I'm assuming this really happened, but I just wanted confirmation for the win.

Otoki
10-10-2008, 12:01 PM
- Look like a normal suit wearing customer. Look lik you're respectful, then come in your pants and push your crotch into her face as she does a body slide. Tell her what that wet stuff was (I had this happen).

- Tell her you picked her "because she looks like your daughter" (Also had this happen.)

- Tell her you'll be getting into her pants one way or another in your most threatening voice. Double points if you're making an attempt to restrain her.

- Ask for extras. When she points out the bouncer, offer to pay for him "to have some fun too".

- Try and steal my money out of my garter belt.

- Tell me I'm the perfect woman, hot, smart and everything. And then say 'but the fact that your a slut takes away all that'.

- Insist that you'd be the best root of my life. When I tell you I don't do extras for any amount of cash, say you weren't going to pay anyway "because you know how good you are in bed".

- Tell me how much I love having random cocks inside me. Insist I only work here so I can pick up every night.

- Ask me what STI's I have. Assume I have many.

- Ask me what drugs I take, and if I'd accept them instead of cash.

- Insist that you shouldn't pay for a dance because "you'd be willing to have sex with me instead". And you know how much I want that (I once really had a guy offer me sex for a dance - "But if I have sex with you instead, can I have the dance for free?")
I'm so jealous.

sadbuttrue
10-12-2008, 02:09 PM
A smile would work. Or the fact that we can feel your boner is a sure sign you're enjoying yourself. The moaning is embarassing not only to us but to yourself as well. When we turn and face away from you when you do that, we're usually rolling our eyes at the nearest dancer.

Oh heck, my reg dancer and I cut up all the time and she moans loudly now and again and then laughs hysterically.

:D Sad:D

DesuvsDeath
10-13-2008, 02:37 PM
In the middle of the dance... while I'm bent over in front of you... attempt to face plant in my ass tongue first. Don't worry, when I see you coming and throw my elbow in your face as hard as I can... that just means I really want you KEEP TRYING. <33

CKXXX
10-13-2008, 04:12 PM
When you walk up to me with your one dollar have a smug look on your face and twirl your finger in the air. When I dont instantly spin around like a top on your command ask all shitty "Dont you understand SIGN LANGUAGE???". Then get pissed when I say yes I do and give you the finger!

Also...come up to me on stage,again all full of yourself and say "$80 to do me and my 4 buddies". Then call me a bitch when I laugh in your face and tell you to go sit back down.

(yes,this was the same guy. What a charmer he was! He also offered to pay e in coke and rolled his eyes at me when I said I dont do drugs. Then he ALSO got pissed when I refused to do a second dance for him because he couldnt keep his hands to himself and tried twice to grab my crotch. During $10 table dance yet. Winner!)

Rockell
10-13-2008, 05:46 PM
When you walk up to me with your one dollar have a smug look on your face and twirl your finger in the air. When I dont instantly spin around like a top on your command ask all shitty "Dont you understand SIGN LANGUAGE???". Then get pissed when I say yes I do and give you the finger!

Also...come up to me on stage,again all full of yourself and say "$80 to do me and my 4 buddies". Then call me a bitch when I laugh in your face and tell you to go sit back down.

(yes,this was the same guy. What a charmer he was! He also offered to pay e in coke and rolled his eyes at me when I said I dont do drugs. Then he ALSO got pissed when I refused to do a second dance for him because he couldnt keep his hands to himself and tried twice to grab my crotch. During $10 table dance yet. Winner!)

Wow, what a great guy!!!::) Seriously, I feel bad for his wife/girlfriend, if he even has one.

Otoki
10-13-2008, 09:43 PM
Wow, what a great guy!!!::) Seriously, I feel bad for his wife/girlfriend, if he even has one.
I'm just hoping he's sterile.

Crow2
10-14-2008, 11:41 AM
If I send you some coupons, will you let me on your website?


:D


Nah.. I only do that for toady nude picture offering bootlickers. :P

Crow2
10-14-2008, 11:44 AM
I'm assuming this really happened, but I just wanted confirmation for the win.

Yes and yes.. Coupons from the Sunday paper even. Even that one impressed me.

Otoki
10-15-2008, 02:24 AM
Yes and yes.. Coupons from the Sunday paper even. Even that one impressed me.
Coupons for what? I'm really excited to read the answer...

Crow2
10-15-2008, 10:22 PM
Coupons for what? I'm really excited to read the answer...



dinner at some restaurant, grocery store cents off, get a free oil change with tire rotation.. etc.

Otoki
10-17-2008, 02:38 AM
dinner at some restaurant, grocery store cents off, get a free oil change with tire rotation.. etc.
...

So he was seriously about to pull a Garcia date?

"I'll have the enchiladas, and she'll have something of equal or lesser value."

Cassandra39
11-01-2008, 12:21 AM
Please nuzzle me in the neck and breath your warm Bud Light breath in my ear.

When I explain the parts of my body you can and can't touch, touch the "can't" spots and giggle at me, as if for confirmation that the rules change for you.

Ask what my boyfriend thinks of me working here. Then tell me I'm too good for this. Cuz yeah, I'm too good for $50+ an hour, but working at Taco bell for $7 is so my place!

As I grind on your facing away, grab my hips and don't let me move. No matter how hard I struggle. My theighs can hold that position for hours! (Not)

Ask me out to lunch or to "get outta here and have a drink." OK! Lemme get my stuff and change and I'll meet you at the bar in 20 minutes!

jung cheng
11-06-2008, 05:49 PM
if your sat on your own doing nothing are extremely boring and no one wants to go near you when i come over talk to me and when i ask for a dance look at the girl on the stage, grin like an idiot and pretend your having such a good time you suddenly dont even notice me, when i ask again keep that fake smile stare at the stage and refuse to even aknowledge me

UtahMike
11-07-2008, 10:17 PM
That is a little hard to read. Would you perhaps try it again with a few punctuation marks?

curvycutie817
12-23-2008, 03:14 PM
a smile would work. Or the fact that we can feel your boner is a sure sign you're enjoying yourself. The moaning is embarassing not only to us but to yourself as well. When we turn and face away from you when you do that, we're usually rolling our eyes at the nearest dancer.

so true about the rolling our eyes thing lol

Lio
12-24-2008, 01:46 AM
When a regular steps way out of line and shocks a well known, and trusting dancer, this seems like it would be a very nasty occurance.. I hope it never happens to anyone. On the lighter side , I've seen a dude hearl on the dance floor, vomit everywhere, no one was injured, just a lot of mess. I think this tops the un-named humpers:)