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yoda57us
05-26-2008, 05:14 PM
Short version:

Well, not really...


I am a cop...

...Specific enough for you, Yoda? :)

That would be the short version...

GR, forgive me if I was unclear. Somehow you got the impression that I was actually asking you what you did for a living. What I was doing was busting you balls for teasing us about something that I didn't really care about. I think I also mentioned that it was irrelevant to our purpose here on the board. If I didn't I'm mentioning it now...

And I agree with Jay, who was agreeing with me...

Jay Zeno
05-26-2008, 07:30 PM
Like I said, it wasn't a criticism. Some of the boys in Blue even brag about enjoying the drama. "Let me grab the popcorn," they'll say.

"Worst case"? I wasn't even saying it was bad.

VegasPrincess
05-26-2008, 07:32 PM
4. I cannot count the amount of times people have came through their pants and either pointed it out or when I worked in a contact club, noticed it on me. OR the fact that when I was 18 -22 and seriously hadn't worked in anything but contact clubs didn't realize it was fucking gross that girls would run into the dressing room as if it was NOTHING and have the house mom wipe them down with babywipes because some guy came on them or licked them.

.

Wait, that's not normal?

}:D

iambonbon05
05-26-2008, 08:14 PM
*scrolls past the needlessly long, really boring repetitive debate*

So, any new stories? :D

Golden_Rule
05-26-2008, 08:16 PM
*scrolls past the needlessly long, really boring repetitive debate*




And taking a moment to add to it.


[well, that is what you did.] :)

ThickSkinned
05-27-2008, 12:41 AM
Sadly, I've done this.....

NinaDaisy
05-27-2008, 01:16 AM
See, you girls think I'm kidding...

It's no wonder I can't spend any money in the club anymore.

Too bad I retired years ago.

That being said, in five and a half years of dancing I never had anyone whip it out on me or come during a dance or VIP room. But then I always tried to work at the lowest-contact places I could.

I do remember when I was starting out I had a foot fetish guy in the VIP room and he was massaging my feet. They were sweaty. He took his half-full drink glass and swiped the edge against my foot to get some of my foot sweat into his drink. And he drank it. That was pretty nasty.

snow white
05-27-2008, 01:30 AM
how about the countless times a customer has reached into their pants to adjust themselves and then proceeds to touch me :P ewwwww!

i had 1 last week that farted after i went into a bodyslide

and the "your too pretty/sweet/beautiful/innocent/etc to work here. wanna fuck in my car?" guys always disgust me.

yoda57us
05-27-2008, 12:48 PM
And if by this you mean what I think you mean... Well excussssse me.... LOL

Sheesh. :)

GR, I don't go to strip clubs looking to make new male friends or even to shoot the breeze with the guys at the bar. This is nothing personal against you or any other member of SCJ or the male race in general. The fact is, a lot of the drama that I have steered clear of over the years has emanated from the general direction of other customers. I some cases it was friends that I was dumb enough to bring with me and times it was from guys who tried to use me to get to a dancer I knew...my two favorites are the guy who was sure I was my first ATF's pimp and kept wanting me to hook them up and the idiot who lied to a dancer that, since I was sleeping with her best friend that she should sleep with him...I wasn't, she didn't.

I remain drama free by avoiding people who cause drama.

Wickedwyrm
05-27-2008, 05:08 PM
I was bent over and oing my thing on stage when this drunk guy came up and pulled my thong back and tryed to stick his fingers in !URGG!!


I do hope there was a beating. I never am certian what the acceptible touching level is with a dancer, so I just go with nothing at all. Perhaps a return hug on the 2nd hug.

xaos
05-27-2008, 05:45 PM
First night, new club, second club I ever worked at and I'd only been dancing a matter of weeks a guy threw up in a private booth. Not on me, because in Hawaii we have those silly little stages in the private booths that some clubs make you dance on, but on my shoes which
I had to remove cause I'm tall and my head hits the ceiling in a lot of clubs here (they're made for teensy Asian girls, not amazon types).

YUCK! The back room smelled like vomit for weeks.

Golden_Rule
05-27-2008, 10:35 PM
GR, I don't go to strip clubs looking to make new male friends or even to shoot the breeze with the guys at the bar. This is nothing personal against you or any other member of SCJ or the male race in general. The fact is, a lot of the drama that I have steered clear of over the years has emanated from the general direction of other customers. I some cases it was friends that I was dumb enough to bring with me and times it was from guys who tried to use me to get to a dancer I knew...my two favorites are the guy who was sure I was my first ATF's pimp and kept wanting me to hook them up and the idiot who lied to a dancer that, since I was sleeping with her best friend that she should sleep with him...I wasn't, she didn't.

I remain drama free by avoiding people who cause drama.

Oh. OK.

We do the S-C thing in totally different ways then.

When I hang out at S-Cs I do so to have non-sexual fun. If something sexual happens, well it happens, but when I hang out at S-Cs I usually meet people there I know or go with people I know. We socialize. We party. We get the place jumping and, much of the time, the tips get better because we've lit the party light so the dancers certainly appreciate it. [I only gather that because that is what they say to me about it]

When I go to an S-C specifically for sexual hi-jinx I go alone. I meet a dancer I know and we do what we do, or I go to a place I know does extras, find a willing partner, and I am in and out in less then 30 minutes. I'm not hanging out.

It's just a difference of how we do what we do. I understand. Neither is better than the other and I respect your desire to do your thing your way.

wishing well...

Crys
05-29-2008, 05:54 PM
I had a guy drool down my neck once...and tried to drool down my cleavage...*shudder* He was doing it purposely too.

snow white
06-03-2008, 02:14 PM
last night i was sitting on this guys lap and he was plastered. he has 2 drinks sitting on his table, downs one and goes to pick the other one up but drops it on my foot instead. i laughed and humorously said "you better lick that off" and the guy lifts up my foot and totally starts tounging my foot/shoe/socks aka nasty stinky feet that ive been dancing on for 5+hours straight and who knows wtf is on them. he was completely serious about it too, didnt even chuckle. i told him that little 'act' cost him $5 ;D haha

snow white
06-03-2008, 02:17 PM
I had a guy drool down my neck once...and tried to drool down my cleavage...*shudder* He was doing it purposely too.

EEWWWW!:yuck: I can't stand saliva. I think I'd retreat to DR, curl up in the corner and fuckin DIE if some dude drooled on me. >:(

callah44
07-30-2008, 03:27 PM
Alright....maybe some of you will find this uninteresting, but Im still pretty new to this and the other night I had my first splooge incident...Im still cringing at the thought...

So, this "little boy" walks in...he said he's 22 but looks younger..I was completely oblivious to the fact that he was wearing basketball shorts and probably no underwear...don't ask how, but its California and about 100 degrees outside...I gave him exactly 1.5 couch dances on the floor before he yells, "STOP!!" somehow from his reaction thought I actually hurt him. LOL. I guess I thought that splooging your pants would take wayyyy more than a one-way couch dance...anyway, it didn't get on me...instead, I kneeled down to the floor just in time to see his DNA soak right through his shorts...I took his money and went to the dressing room where i emptied an entire box of antibacterial wipes on myself and changed my outfit...I returned to the floor about 20 minutes later to see him STILL THERE...I told the bouncer so none of the other girls would sit on his lap and get it on themselves and he said, "Ok, if he has a wet spot he's going home". I figured he had left and just continued working. about 30-40 minutes later I was leaving VIP and saw him with another dancer with a RAGING hard-on!! I felt kind of bad for her, but she seemed to be enjoying making him squirm, which may actually be even more disgusting. He hung out in the club with her for another 40 minutes or so...during that time I witnessed him stand up and walk from the stage to the bar with a full boner...our entire staffed pointed and laughed. My point to the story is this:

1) If you splooged yourself from a light contact lap dance in the middle of the floor, wouldn't you be embarrassed and leave, or would you hang out for an hour or two more??!

2) Based on his reaction, I would have to say this has no doubt happened before...why wouldnt he at least "be polite" and wear a condom?? That is also disgusting, but at least you are keeping your man juice to yourself.

3) When I went back to the dressing room, I was so bewildered at what had happened I told another dancer...to make a long story short he knew that other people knew what happened, and yet continued to sit in his own splooge!! What the hell! (Lesson #2, don't make that information public, oops)

At first I felt pretty bad and embarrassed for him, but by the end of the night I was disgusted with him.

callah44
07-30-2008, 03:28 PM
But, despite all of that, what happened to Snow White is much worse!!

callah44
07-30-2008, 03:30 PM
That qualifies as the perfect reason to implant my stiletto into his forehead.}:D

NewMoon
07-30-2008, 04:03 PM
I was sitting on a chair in front of him, spread eagle. He grabbed my ankles and flips me back, sticks out his tongue and tries to go down on me. Luckily I had my hands free and I smacked him.

greenidlady1
07-30-2008, 04:07 PM
The craziest thing I think I ever seen a custy do was undo and drop his trousers and undergarment once he got into the open VIP area upstairs, maybe he thought it was an audience participation thing, who knows./:O But my ex-husband/bouncer at the time proceeded to drag his ass back down the stairs trousers still around his ankles and all. :D

sergifed91
07-30-2008, 05:27 PM
Even though I used to frequent one club alot. All though I have seen alot. the sickest most disgusting thing I ever saw was a grown man pick his nose and then went to eat it. he was very open about it. no dancers wanted to be near him the rest of the night.

THe funniest thing I ever saw. was a lap dance at a club that isn't open any more. A older gentle man around hin upper 80's to 90 getting a lap dance by this beautiful dancer. His pace make got a work out that night. Although it wasn't funny at the time. I look back and can't help but to laugh. maybe not at the customer but the look at that dancers face is just priceless....

Perry
07-31-2008, 11:29 PM
Okay, I've been dancing 2 years and this has NEVER happened untill last week. A customer came on me. It was so nast!

I had no idea until the dance was over. The guy was FAT, like, sickness fat. And he had one hand on my shoulder and one on my calf. That was it. No pants undone, no groping, just light grinding.

But he was just so gigantic that he had so many rolls - I really couldn't tell what I was dancing on! After it was over was the only way I knew he was getting his jollies! His shorts were all wet and he was all smiling and I just stood there in terror and said, "You need to tip me for that." It made me want to puke untill I died.

dancerchick
08-02-2008, 11:11 AM
I danced for a 40+ year old man who was with his son. He pissed himself in the VIP room. I took his son to the side at told him he should get his dad out of the club to avoid embarrassment. He didn't. The father walked around the club for at least another hour before they left.

holiday
08-02-2008, 11:49 AM
So gross!

My worst is probably when I had a customer cum :( Totally awful. Cause I don't even grind much. He just got all excited then grabbed my hips and jammed me down against him and came. I was totally trying to get away too, so ya, pretty violating.

rubyredlipsss
08-02-2008, 01:19 PM
this is one that comes off the top of my head right now. and maybe it's not as bad as some of the other ones...but it was a great lesson:

i had just started working and it was really slow so i approached this guy that looked sweaty and tried to not get too close to him. he proceeded to tell me (immediately after i introduced myself) with great pride that he just finished playing basketball. i looked him up and down again and realized his shirt was pretty much drenched with sweat. then before i had time to say anything he grabs my wrist and rubs my hand over his drenched shirt. i mean this guy was reaaaaaally sweaty. as i was leaving i saw that he had a giant grin on his face. yuck.