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scarymary77
04-28-2008, 12:24 PM
live with you, which would you pick?
1. Massage therapist
2. Sex therapist
3. Chef
4. Personal trainer (no sex; no massages)
5. Housekeeper
honestly? i'd pick none of those.
what i do want: a handyman/auto mechanic. i would so splurge on a second car (something old school) and i would have this person help me with repairs and restoration. i'd like this person to be a handyman too so i can learn about things like fixing toilets, electrical wiring, etc. now THAT would be awesome! ;D
Chicagoeditor
04-28-2008, 12:45 PM
As for the no sex thing, well... if you live in my house and we're not related, then you're putting out.
Them's just the rules. :D
^^^ Now that's a creative solution!
kitana
04-28-2008, 02:45 PM
live with you, which would you pick?
1. Massage therapist
2. Sex therapist
3. Chef
4. Personal trainer (no sex; no massages)
5. Housekeeper
Either a massage therapist or a housekeeper.
Depends on if they are on demand when I need their services or not.
If so, the massage therapist, if not the housekeeper, since they will naturally clean their own place, loL!
StuartL
04-28-2008, 04:01 PM
I have been lucky enough to have this situation. For a year I houseshared with an Italian girl that was an amazing cook and loved to cook for me ('cos I love to eat) AND an Irish girl that had been brainwashed by her mother into obsessive cleaning.
Even better, we all liked to massage each other...
It was heaven and every day I long to return to that year. For my part, I had to be the appreciative man. I was excellent at my job :-)
Chicagoeditor
04-28-2008, 04:04 PM
I have been lucky enough to have this situation. For a year I houseshared with an Italian girl that was an amazing cook and loved to cook for me ('cos I love to eat) AND an Irish girl that had been brainwashed by her mother into obsessive cleaning.
Even better, we all liked to massage each other...
It was heaven and every day I long to return to that year. For my part, I had to be the appreciative man. I was excellent at my job :-)
Why would you ever leave this version of heaven? Oh, sorry. Did they die? :D
RebeccaSolidarity
04-28-2008, 04:59 PM
I am really super torn between Chef and Massage Therapist.
But in the end .... I would have to say .... oh god .... um ..... massage therapist? Just cause I carry way too much tension in my calves and they are always sore. But I love cooking too and would love to cook with cheffie person .... oh hell .... yeah, I still cannot decide.
ArmySGT.
04-28-2008, 06:03 PM
Chef! No thought about it. I like to eat, and I need to eat a healthier diet.
Feed me seymour.
StuartL
04-29-2008, 03:13 AM
Why would you ever leave this version of heaven? Oh, sorry. Did they die? :D
We all had transient jobs and they ended up moving country. We still meet up for drinks from time to time and it always depresses me!! It reminds me of what I'm missing...
However, one now lives in Rome, the other in Dublin. So I got holiday homes from the deal as well.
CE, I should have added in my post above, that despite everything these two lovely lasses did for me, I also had a girlfriend. It was heaven. It means that I can honestly say I know what true happiness is like.