View Full Version : 2008 Invitational SW Pinkie Hotness Draft
Chili Palmer
05-01-2008, 06:51 PM
WallyT may still be having access problems. He PM'd me his picks earlier. Not a bad choice, either, tho all I have at this time is her avatar:
High_Heel_Lover
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/hhl.jpg
crizgolfer is on the clock
CP
Chili Palmer
05-01-2008, 06:52 PM
If that's a rule, it's a stoopid one. We need a competition committee to get that changed.
Not a rule. In fact it is the George Costanza of a rule. Do the opposite, and it will be right.
CP
crizgolfer
05-01-2008, 06:58 PM
[My next pick is one I held UTR for a while...was afraid I lost her in the last 15 minutes...she will most definitely be an asset to The Birdie Girls and I cannot wait to see her in the team uniform..
I saw her picture and the first thing I thought was..."She is only 20?"...I mean that as a compliment dear...;)
Aaaahhh yes...the future of the Birdie Girls..the lovely...
Aubreyyy
rlams2000
05-01-2008, 07:00 PM
Damn, Crizgolfer, nice pick and happy birthday.
hockeybobby
05-01-2008, 07:00 PM
It's commonplace for teams to court highly prized potential draftees, and vice versa as well. The dance of the draft has few limitations.
GenWar
05-01-2008, 07:14 PM
Wow..."consultation" with Ms. Vancouver seems to take a while...
-gen
crizgolfer
05-01-2008, 07:29 PM
HockeyBobby...are you and the lovely Ms. Vancouver still "consulting?"
hockeybobby
05-01-2008, 07:29 PM
For our fifth pick in the ISWPH Draft, Hockey's Hotties has chosen another beautiful woman from the Great White North. Hailing from our National Capitol Region. The young, gorgeous, horse riding philosophy student, with the awesome Hooters....
Mollyzmoon
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=9192&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1155951913 (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=9192&d=1155951913)
crizgolfer
05-01-2008, 07:31 PM
Dude...like...she has no head...but with breasts like that...good pick!
Glamazon
05-01-2008, 07:31 PM
Here's some pics, since I've just been drafted....
I had a body pic, but it's taking too long to upload!!
rlams2000
05-01-2008, 07:33 PM
Another blue eyed babe.
GenWar
05-01-2008, 07:34 PM
*wonders about the clock*
*has to go to bed*
*proceeds with picks*
crizgolfer
05-01-2008, 07:34 PM
Glamazon...very nice eyes...certainly wish I had seen those earlier...;)
Bob_Loblaw
05-01-2008, 07:34 PM
I had a body pic, but it's taking too long to upload!!
Show more patience... Please? http://gprime.net/board/images/smilies/sad1.gif
GenWar
05-01-2008, 07:37 PM
With the 12th and final pick in the fifth round of the 2008 Invitational SW Pinkie Hotness Draft, the GenWar Giants select Emily, Blonde Goddess from the grand state of Pennsylvania.
General Manager GenWar issued this statement:
"Well, once we had Chrissy68 on the team, it really became a strong imperative to add Emily. Their past experience as teammates raises all sorts of potential for
joint plays. Quality Chemistry like that can't be ignored. Further, she is a breath-taking combination of height, curves and sensuality that is tough to find. The first time I saw her, I was walking and I literally had to stop and stare...it was like I needed my whole brain just to take her all in...That is a presense that will serve the Giants well on the field. The best part is that you could totally draft her JUST for her mental acuity; when you throw in the physical package, you feel like you're cheating God. Finally, as an added bonus, we are happy to ensure that she is picked on today, her birthday! Welcome to the team, Em..."
-gen
P.S. http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=737260&postcount=583
hockeybobby
05-01-2008, 07:41 PM
Happy Birthday Emily....You too Criz!
GenWar
05-01-2008, 07:42 PM
With the 1st pick of the sixth round of the 2008 Invitational SW Pinkie Hotness Draft, the GenWar Giants select cherry_sin.
ESPN Hotness Draft Analyst, Mal Kipper:
"This is a surprising pick for the Giants. While Cherry_sin is obviously a great talent, it doesn't seem to fit with pattern of picks up until this point. Further,
the notoriously verbose GM of the Giants did not use the opportunity to soliloquize on his pick. Let's go down to Erin Andrews on the draft floor:"
EA: I'm here with Giants GM, GenWar. Gen, People are saying that Cherry_sin is a surpising pic. What is your response?
Gen: ZOMG! You're Erin Andrews. Wow...nice to meet you. Ummm...have you given any thought to playing this game?
EA: Ummm...err...regarding your pick, what do you know about Cherry_sin?
Gen: Practically nothing.
EA: ok...then...why did you pick her?
Gen: Well, during our research, some scouts had turned up some old photos of her.
EA: And?
Gen: Well...she's hot.
EA: Uh huh.
Gen: No...I mean HAWT!
EA: How do you see her fitting into the Giants next season?
Gen: You're not hearing me...I'm saying HOT!
EA: I gather. But surely you need more to go on than simple hotness.
Gen: Usually...
EA: Right. So then, about her fit into...
Gen: Not this time.
EA: oh. ok...
Gen: Thank you very much.
EA: That was GM GenWar of GenWar's Giants. Stuart, back to you in the studio...
-gen
P.S. http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1188718&postcount=160
Mr Hyde
05-01-2008, 07:43 PM
I got a major steal with the Glamazon pick...wait til she uploads a body shot....
loveandluxury
05-01-2008, 07:44 PM
The Sirens of St. Louis draft LoveandLuxury.
When I look at this pic visions of her undulating about the stage in a school girl outfit pop in my mind. I feel so dirty. But a good kind of dirty.
I can't begin to tell you what an honor it is to be part of the Sirens of St. Louis. I finally feel like my life has a purpose, I'm very flattered :) I actually do have an "old school" schoolgirl outfit pic somewhere.. lemme see if I can dig it up for ya!
ETA: Here it is! It's about 1 1/2 years old..
cherryripeboy
05-01-2008, 07:45 PM
This is the most entertaining thread in quite a while!!
All hail CP and the rest of you lot!!
hockeybobby
05-01-2008, 07:47 PM
Fuck, nice pickup there Gen. She's a big-time wood generator. Don't read her blog if you have any cardiovascular issues man.
rlams2000
05-01-2008, 07:47 PM
I can't begin to tell you what an honor it is to be part of the Sirens of St. Louis. I finally feel like my life has a purpose, I'm very flattered :) I actually do have an "old school" schoolgirl outfit pic somewhere.. lemme see if I can dig it up for ya!
That's the spirit!! I just made you captain.
loveandluxury
05-01-2008, 07:48 PM
^ Look up :) I can't believe I already made captain! What do I get for a naked pic? haha
rlams2000
05-01-2008, 07:48 PM
ESPN Hotness Draft Analyst, Mal Kipper:
GenWar, that's too much. Funny. Very funny.
rlams2000
05-01-2008, 07:51 PM
^ Look up :) I can't believe I already made captain! What do I get for a naked pic? haha
Oh, you are a good choice. What do you want for a naked pic?
Chili Palmer
05-01-2008, 07:53 PM
Fuck, nice pickup there Gen. She's a big-time wood generator. Don't read her blog if you have any cardiovascular issues man.
You on the clock again, hb.
CP
hockeybobby
05-01-2008, 07:54 PM
For our next pick, we are relying on sweet memory alone. She's not with us lately, but when she was I couldn't get enough of her. She had the answer to any question, and will therefore be able to provide valuable input for the Hockey's Hotties strategies going forward. But, more importantly...she's a friggin' Porn Star. No Hotness team can be complete without one!
The beautiful, brilliant, voluptuous....
Cameron Keys
Chili Palmer
05-01-2008, 08:00 PM
Good pick up, hb. Crizgolfer is on the cock.
And here's some photos of High_Heel_Lover, sponsored by Jergens:
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/hhl1.jpghttp://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/hhl2.jpg
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/hhl1.jpg
The commish
crizgolfer
05-01-2008, 08:00 PM
The next pick for The Birdie Girls is one of the owners all time faves. He hid her on his draft board for much too long, but now it is time...
My favorite Virginian of all time (yes, even more than Thomas Jefferson for obvoius reasons)...
Ms. Susan-VA
PS - Susan...any luck with that Alligator?
Mr Hyde
05-01-2008, 08:01 PM
The second porn chick (that we're aware of) in the draft. The talent that Keys brings to your team lies heavily in the fact that she has a certain moral relativity...and she's built like a brick shithouse...nice pick. Wish she was still here to comment...
crizgolfer
05-01-2008, 08:02 PM
^^^
Third actually...;)
rlams2000
05-01-2008, 08:05 PM
The next pick for The Birdie Girls is one of the owners all time faves. He hid her on his draft board for much too long, but now it is time...
My favorite Virginian of all time (yes, even more than Thomas Jefferson for obvoius reasons)...
Ms. Susan-VA
PS - Susan...any luck with that Alligator?
Crap, she was my next pic. Have you seen her MySpace pics? Outstanding.
AudreyLeigh
05-01-2008, 08:06 PM
Damn...lost some great choices this round. To make matters worse, my overall strategy has been thrown into chaos by an unfortunately-timed photo posting. My hand forced by fate, this round's choice for:
Audrey Leigh
Earlier today, ESPN caught up with Managing PL of CO's Boston Bombshells:
"At this point in the draft, we had to make a critical decision regarding the leadership of the team, but we weren't quite ready to pick our captain. Every team needs an Enforcer, someone to flank and protect the high scorers from rail checking and Sweatpant Boner Men. Given her history in the BDSM realm and her penchant for laying the smack down on deserving subby bitches (of either gender) and looking good while doing it, AudreyLeigh fills this role beautifully and we're glad to have her aboard as Enforcer."
You are fucking awesome! :goodvibes: Best team EVER!!!
Bob_Loblaw
05-01-2008, 08:06 PM
I think everyone can agree, 12 rounds is not nearly enough
crizgolfer
05-01-2008, 08:06 PM
Crap, she was my next pic. Have you seen her MySpace pics? Outstanding.
Oh yes...
Chili Palmer
05-01-2008, 08:06 PM
The second porn chick (that we're aware of) in the draft. The talent that Keys brings to your team lies heavily in the fact that she has a certain moral relativity...and she's built like a brick shithouse...nice pick. Wish she was still here to comment...
A picture is worth a thousand words...
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/cameron_keys.jpg
Ms. Keys. 'nuff said.
WallyT is on the clock.
CP
loveandluxury
05-01-2008, 08:09 PM
Oh, you are a good choice. What do you want for a naked pic?
A cold beer? I'm a cheap date.
On a side note, High_Heel_Lover is fucking hot! I had no idea.. :drool:
Lunarobverse
05-01-2008, 08:12 PM
Hockey's Hotties Assistant GM Lunarobverse released this statement to the press after GM hockeybobby's announcement of their Round 5 pick:
Right. Effin'. On.
When pressed for further comment, Lunarobverse added:
I'm just a man, a man who is running out of superlatives to describe the talent in the league and, especially, on this team. I'm bowlered over. This pick puts a lid on any rumors that Hockey's Hotties can't compete. We won't fezzle out. This may seem to be our crowning achievement, but I'll toss my hat in the ring and say that there is still plenty more to come. We'll go all the way to the derby this year, mark my words.
rlams2000
05-01-2008, 08:24 PM
Is WallyT still here?
Bob_Loblaw
05-01-2008, 08:25 PM
CP, do you have Wally's next pick?
Casual Observer
05-01-2008, 08:41 PM
I'm out until tomorrow...
Chili Palmer
05-01-2008, 08:41 PM
WallyT's next pick is...Nicolina!
Perhaps a freshly shorn TOO or Nic herself would care to share a pic or two?
Hmm?
rlams2000 is on the clock!
CP
WallyT
05-01-2008, 08:44 PM
I'm back in range - will try to provide the Pinkchotics presser and maybe some photos tomorrow. About to leave again for several days; anyone interested in being the Pinkchotics Assistant GM let me know.
WallyT
Susan-Va
05-01-2008, 08:50 PM
The next pick for The Birdie Girls is one of the owners all time faves. He hid her on his draft board for much too long, but now it is time...
My favorite Virginian of all time (yes, even more than Thomas Jefferson for obvoius reasons)...
Ms. Susan-VA
PS - Susan...any luck with that Alligator?
MUAH! does this mean I get a cute team jersey now?
Crap, she was my next pic. Have you seen her MySpace pics? Outstanding.
Didn't know I was that in demand!
Those pics are pre bewbies, here's some from post bewbie ones for ya!18263
18264
mr_punk
05-01-2008, 08:59 PM
okay. i don't need to read this whole thread, but WTF is this? PLs rating and bestowing approval as if they're throwing around nickles the size of manhole covers? LOL..excellent.
Besides look at the number of thread views LMAO! That has to be a blue-baller record me thinks<double-take> true, but ironically those ridiculously inflated numbers are indicative of a massive external infestation of current (and lurking fanboys) or potential draftees lurking, lobbying or waiting with abated breath for a phone call from the league. LOL...you go grrls.
rlams2000
05-01-2008, 08:59 PM
The Sirens of St. Louis Select Paris
http://www.stripperweb.com/gallery/displayimage.php?imageid=3590
http://www.stripperweb.com/gallery/displayimage.php?imageid=3586
Bob_Loblaw
05-01-2008, 09:04 PM
Page 24, post # 597. Welcome punk
Chili Palmer
05-01-2008, 09:08 PM
The Sirens of St. Louis Select Paris
http://www.stripperweb.com/gallery/displayimage.php?imageid=3590
http://www.stripperweb.com/gallery/displayimage.php?imageid=3586
Truly surprised that one of the two mods haven't already selected another of their own. Nice "snatch" in the 6th Round.
Bob Loblaw is back on the clock!
The commish
Bob_Loblaw
05-01-2008, 09:10 PM
After deliberating in the war room, we have come to a consensus that now is the opportune time to make a pick based upon team need.
In search of leadership, the Vixens proudly select Lady Jade. During the interview process, our scouts took note of the fire in her lovely eyes http://gprime.net/board/images/smilies/crazyeyes.gif as she waxed eloquently on how a miso puke bucket injury inflicted by her nemesis, sophiemarie, was the turning point in her amateur career. She has experience as Queen of the Cookie Pushers and is the director of the NYC SWFest. In addition, her cookie baking skills are legendary turning even sophisticated and eloquent gentlemen such as Sh0t to lose all inhibitions and class and turn into babbling men gleefully laughing uncontrollably. => Evidence. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4JWAnyTYhw) Her tasty cookie will also be featured at any charity events sponsored by the team.
Chili Palmer
05-01-2008, 09:21 PM
After deliberating in the war room, we have come to a consensus that now is the opportune time to make a pick based upon team need.
In search of leadership, the Vixens proudly select Lady Jade. During the interview process, our scouts took note of the fire in her lovely eyes http://gprime.net/board/images/smilies/crazyeyes.gif as she waxed eloquently on how a miso puke bucket injury inflicted by her nemesis, sophiemarie, was the turning point in her amateur career. She has experience as Queen of the Cookie Pushers and is the director of the NYC SWFest. In addition, her cookie baking skills are legendary turning even sophisticated and eloquent gentlemen such as Sh0t to lose all inhibitions and class and turn into babbling men gleefully laughing uncontrollably. Evidence (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4JWAnyTYhw) Her tasty cookie will also be featured at any charity events sponsored by the team.
Lady Jade it is. I'm going to check with my Deputies on whether or not to fine you for linking to a video that contains a most decidedly non-Lady Jade persona. In lieu of a suspension, some real LJ pics may be to your advantage.
What happened to the last franchise owner who failed to comply:
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/blacksheep-1.jpg
Mr. Hyde is ON THE CLOCK!
The Commish