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hockeybobby
05-01-2008, 09:24 PM
haha, I knew Sh0t would find a way to get into this thread.

That was clever drafting the cookie meister LadyJade. Your team is set for munchies now Bob. I'll have to start scouring the threads to see if any of the girls are good at making hashbrowns.

Chili Palmer
05-01-2008, 09:27 PM
haha, I knew Sh0t would find a way to get into this thread.

That was clever drafting the cookie meister LadyJade. Your team is set for munchies now Bob. I'll have to start scouring the threads to see if any of the girls are good at making hashbrowns.

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/hashbrowns.jpg

nom away, hb

Lonelily
05-01-2008, 09:29 PM
Mmmmm...waffle house...

Lady Jade
05-01-2008, 09:32 PM
Despite my concern for 'net anonymity, I don't want my GM to get eaten alive by goats, so for a short time only...

I kept tellin ya, Bob, you made a BAD choice...

ETA: Sorry, guys... no more pics. And as Tempest is otherwise occupied tonight, doesn't look like there will be any for quite some time.

Mr Hyde
05-01-2008, 09:33 PM
damn, rounds are going quick today...OK hang on, I'm heading back in to the war room to make my decision....

Bob_Loblaw
05-01-2008, 09:35 PM
Look! Look! Who got LJ to post pics? Can I get my GM of the year trophy now? http://gprime.net/board/images/smilies/winner_first_h4h.gif

Lady Jade
05-01-2008, 09:36 PM
Look! Look! Who got LJ to post pics? Can I get my GM of the year trophy now? http://gprime.net/board/images/smilies/winner_first_h4h.gif

You still lose, I didn't post the nekkid ones! :P

I figured no one wanted to see mah penis. :P

(If Tempest gets her butt over here to do the photoshoot tomorrow, I'll oblige the boys in chat with a schoolgirl shot!)

Bob_Loblaw
05-01-2008, 09:51 PM
Tempest, leave your house now to avoid... uh... traffic

LadyLuck
05-01-2008, 09:51 PM
Ok I don't remember who picked Tart but can I just say WOW!!!! What a great choice.

I have to say however the pic that is in here of her imho doesn't do her justice compared to her dark hair with bangs shots that are in that pic request page. I loved the one of her sitting on the edge of a tub.

That women is all kinds of gorgeous. She should be a mainstream model. The camera simply loves that face.

hockeybobby
05-01-2008, 09:52 PM
You still lose, I didn't post the nekkid ones! :P

I figured no one wanted to see mah penis. :P

(If Tempest gets her butt over here to do the photoshoot tomorrow, I'll oblige the boys in chat with a schoolgirl shot!)

Reckon I'll be poppin' into Chat tomorrow.

Aubreyyy
05-01-2008, 09:53 PM
So who is going to order all of the team t shirts that are now necessary?

hockeybobby
05-01-2008, 10:08 PM
So who is going to order all of the team t shirts that are now necessary?

I don't know if T-shirts would do justice for teams such as these. A few of the guys, including myself have already reavealed official Team Uniforms:

Pick Reason Post (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1522775#post1522775)

Picture of Official Uniform (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1522781#post1522781)

Bob_Loblaw
05-01-2008, 10:09 PM
I figured your team colors would have been purple hb

Mr Hyde
05-01-2008, 10:10 PM
OK the choices are getting harder to make as the talent evens out....I could literally choose from among a dozen or more girls for this round's pick, but this player's combination of hotness, milfness, and kind of girl next door-ness is hard to beat.

Oh yeah, and once she got a set of bolt-ons, she skyrocketed in pulchritude....Team Hyde chooses CallMeSky.

CallMeSky puts on the Team Hyde uniform to prepare for her first exhibition with the squad...

http://a264.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/4/l_832f37d70c15d5d1011618db262e2077.jpg

hockeybobby
05-01-2008, 10:12 PM
I figured your team colors would have been purple hb

A custom job like that would eat up my lapdance budget in a hurry. This way the girls likely already have the right one in inventory.
Ya gotta be resourceful in the blueballer biz.

Madcap
05-01-2008, 10:13 PM
^^ Jesus!

Bob_Loblaw
05-01-2008, 10:17 PM
Where have I been?

All Good Things
05-01-2008, 10:18 PM
How the incomparable Nicolina didn't get snapped up in the first round is a cataclysmic tragedy, a travesty of justice so profound that Aphrodite herself had to intercede.

So Aphrodite took a break from Adonis for a few minutes and selected these:

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg184/TOO_040/IMG_0033.jpg

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg184/TOO_040/IMG_0074.jpg

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg184/TOO_040/IMG_0040.jpg

Chili Palmer
05-01-2008, 10:19 PM
OK the choices are getting harder to make as the talent evens out....I could literally choose from among a dozen or more girls for this round's pick, but this player's combination of hotness, milfness, and kind of girl next door-ness is hard to beat.

Oh yeah, and once she got a set of bolt-ons, she skyrocketed in pulchritude....Team Hyde chooses CallMeSky.

CallMeSky puts on the Team Hyde uniform to prepare for her first exhibition with the squad...

http://a264.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/4/l_832f37d70c15d5d1011618db262e2077.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/sandlot_07.jpg

"You're killing me, Smalls!"

Whew...finally...okay, CO said he was going to bed, so he'll be on the clock tomorrow. Friday is gonna be a tough day for the draft, because, hard as it is to believe, many participants actually have lives outside of SW, so we'll just have to make do.


That said, Maximus has a question for everybody:


http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/gladiator.jpg

Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!


The Commish

Lady Jade
05-01-2008, 10:26 PM
Oh, c'mon, Commish... they can't be true PL's unless they spend the rest of their non-clubbing time in here! ;D

SportsWriter2
05-01-2008, 11:02 PM
ESPN Hotness Draft Analyst, Mal Kipper:
So... if Mel Kiper Jr never played football at any level, that would mean Mal never got laid?

I appears that l&l is a guy's kind of playa. Maybe MVP material.

The sixth round is the Tom Brady Round.

If relative newcomers AmazingKat and Peanut Butter showed up here, they'd probably get picked on the spot.

Of 12k members, about 8k have fewer than 10 posts. 1,300 have more than 100. 250 have more than 1,000.

One or two newcomers may reach 100 posts before the draft is over.

Hottest available athlete not eligible for the draft: orchidflower. Under 20, way under 100 posts.

Has lestat showed up yet? :-\

ColetteCalahan
05-01-2008, 11:10 PM
^^ amazingkat is actually a former poster. having met her in person, i can attest to her all-around awesomeness.

youngBUTbanking
05-01-2008, 11:49 PM
the best thread ever.....I gotta go with crzgolfer on owning it so far...just my opinion of course..

HB is close

Aubreyyy
05-01-2008, 11:56 PM
Yes, we've got the hotties on our team! ^^^^

Although damn I never was so sure I was bi til I saw all the lovely ladies of SW :)

All Good Things
05-02-2008, 12:13 AM
Two more for Nicolina:


http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg184/TOO_040/DSCN0271.jpg


http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg184/TOO_040/DSCN0322.jpg

murdock
05-02-2008, 03:30 AM
So, I had to say thanks to you folks.
Good to have an amusing thread to follow here once again. Commentary is gold, despite the fact that most of the references to actual sports teams and personalities go waaaay over my head.
More importantly I'm very happy about all the super hot pics you've dug up and solicited.
Keep up the good work.
That is all.


Actually, it isn't: I just noticed that I am now a veteran.
THAT is all.

mr_punk
05-02-2008, 04:21 AM
Page 24, post # 597. Welcome punkLOL...yeah, 20 something pages in pages in 3 days! obviously, the high concentration of methane gases in a sequestered draft war room and a diet of cold coffee, corn chips and refried beans has warped your sense of time. i suggest you crack a window or HB is going to be your next draft pick.

crizgolfer
05-02-2008, 04:54 AM
So who is going to order all of the team t shirts that are now necessary?

Aubreyyy.....no T-Shirts...here is your official team uniform...;)

I was also hoping that Natalie Gulbis could join us, but I doubt the Commish would approve...

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=18154&d=1209515073

murdock
05-02-2008, 05:03 AM
A surprisingly demure uniform, really.
If I had a team I think I'd go with a uniform more like this:
http://www.johnsonsbaby.com/images/products/product_35.jpg

Casual Observer
05-02-2008, 05:26 AM
I would like to lodge a formal complaint with the Commish against JZ, as his selection of Lilmisscharisma is barely meeting the criteria for selection...and because I didn't see her. I believe you'll find the basis for this completely legitimate complaint in the owners' by-laws, Section W, under The Whining Clause...


Moving forward, the management of the Boston Bombshells feels compelled to continue filling out its leadership roles for the team. In an interview with Inside Stripping, Managing PL Casual Observer had this to say about the shocking turn of events:

"The loss of both Vaden and Nicolina to opposing teams was a real blow to our organization's long-term goals, and in light of that situation we've elected to employ harsher negotiating tactics in the hopes of securing real leadership for the team. To that end, NinaDaisy has been chosen as captain of the Bombshells.

Aside from possessing all the necessary physical attributes the position requires, she has the experience of top-down (and bottoms-down) management on and off field, and while she seems to spend a lot of time in the penalty box for fighting with referees, we feel her contributions to morale and team unity are unmatched."

Chrissy68
05-02-2008, 06:44 AM
^ yup she was already picked.

SportsWriter2
05-02-2008, 07:07 AM
^ yup she was already picked.
Nuh ah. Peanut_Butter just needs a fake ID. Why did she erase her declaration of ineligibility? We'll never know if she was creamy or crunchy. :-\

Chili Palmer
05-02-2008, 07:50 AM
I would like to lodge a formal complaint with the Commish against JZ, as his selection of Lilmisscharisma is barely meeting the criteria for selection...and because I didn't see her. I believe you'll find the basis for this completely legitimate complaint in the owners' by-laws, Section W, under The Whining Clause...


Moving forward, the management of the Boston Bombshells feels compelled to continue filling out its leadership roles for the team. In an interview with Inside Stripping, Managing PL Casual Observer had this to say about the shocking turn of events:

"The loss of both Vaden and Nicolina to opposing teams was a real blow to our organization's long-term goals, and in light of that situation we've elected to employ harsher negotiating tactics in the hopes of securing real leadership for the team. To that end, NinaDaisy has been chosen as captain of the Bombshells.

Aside from possessing all the necessary physical attributes the position requires, she has the experience of top-down (and bottoms-down) management on and off field, and while she seems to spend a lot of time in the penalty box for fighting with referees, we feel her contributions to morale and team unity are unmatched."


Tombstone Managing Editor Doc Holiday's reaction to Casual Observer's Sixth Round pic:

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/docholiday.jpg

"Isn't that a daisy?"

Why yes, Doc, yes she is. How observant.


I checked with League Enforcement Director Jeff Spicoli on the complaint you filed.

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/spicoli.jpg


Here is the memo released less than half an hour ago:

"You hear that [wham, wham, wham]? That's my head. Dude, I am sooooo wasted. And sack up, CO. Request denied. Now I need to find some tasty waves."

The commish's pick will follow shortly.

CP

Eric Stoner
05-02-2008, 08:04 AM
[My next pick is one I held UTR for a while...was afraid I lost her in the last 15 minutes...she will most definitely be an asset to The Birdie Girls and I cannot wait to see her in the team uniform..

I saw her picture and the first thing I thought was..."She is only 20?"...I mean that as a compliment dear...;)

Aaaahhh yes...the future of the Birdie Girls..the lovely...

Aubreyyy

The STEAL of the draft ! First round talent on the FIFTH ROUND ! It may have been her relative youth and inexperience that pushed her into the later rounds
but she was on a lot of radars. Incredible upside; already has a ticket for the
Stripper Pro- Bowl and maybe even the Dancer Hall of Fame.

She's been bombarded with agents seeking to represent her in contract negotiations but in true "Sugar Baby" form ( she already has her PhD. in Sugarology) she's holding out for more than just a plasma T.V. and a new set of rims. Although not a first rounder she could single handedly cause SERIOUS salary problems. Look for her to score an incredible signing bonus and serious guaranteed money.

Nicolina
05-02-2008, 08:10 AM
Okay.

Now I can say it:

I <3 this thread.

I couldn't say it before cuz I didn't think I'd be on anybody's draft list since, well, I haven't been very nice lately, have i? I’m pretty sure most of the Old Guard are mad at me. So I couldn’t call attention to myself lest it look like lobbying! :P

But omg this thread is fucking brilliant.

A fascinating and informative window onto the male psyche. Hilarious to boot.

For instance, this:



I honestly believe that there's going to be some very hot talent that's going to be drafted in the triple digits. That's the thing. We all may have a list 15 girls deep, but we can't draft all of them, so I'm not necessarily picking MY personal hottest chicks first, but girls that I feel I have to nab before someone else gets them.

I might be using a different order of picks if I were say, near the middle of the draft order as opposed towards being near an end where I have to pick two in a hurry and then have to sit through twenty before my next turn. In some respects its almost like playing poker.

This gave me more insight into the Mind of Man than possibly anything I’ve read in any of my evolutionary psychology texts, ever. ;D

I just adore how you’re all taking it so damn seriously. It’s terribly endearing. And the press releases by management are awesome. Gen is in rare form, among others. This hybrid of sports and stripping seems to bring out the best in our blueballers.

FTR, I think those gigantic pics TOO posted are obnoxious, but I guess it’s another guy thing that insists Bigger is Better. ::)

Sorry I can’t provide anything new. If my best friend hadn’t misplaced my camera, I’d have posted some exclusives here. Made a few changes recently and looking pretty damn good these days if I do say so….Maybe once the trading starts….;)

Anyhow...YES, Chili. I am highly entertained! ;D

Chili Palmer
05-02-2008, 08:13 AM
The draft has been full of surprises so far. While Europe, Canada and Australia have been well represented so far, we have completely ignored the continent with the hottest women on Earth: South America. So now, I happily take south of the equator, to Brazil:

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/brazilflag.gif

Home of soccer balls,

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/Angelique08_jpg.jpg

(oops, not those soccer balls),

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/soccerball.jpg

(that's better),

Superdupermodel Gisele Bundchen

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/gisele-water-dress.jpg

(Still can't believe that Tom Brady is tapping that), and our next Habanero,

brazilian

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/brazilian--blkpantiesbra.jpg


And, unlike most of my locked away in an ivory tower associates, I have personally tested every aspect of brazilian's physical capabilties, reflexes and response times, where she maxed out the tests better than anyone else in this franchise's history.

Matched up with Bridgette, CK, and PRP, among her other teammates, I think everyone will agree that the Habaneros now easily possess the best "forwards" in the league.

The Commish


And FBR is now ON THE CLOCK.

Mr Hyde
05-02-2008, 08:16 AM
FUCK FUCK FUCKINGLY FUCKITY FUCKER

I was holding her out...fuck you in the ass with a fucking fuckstick you fucker...she was MINE!!

fuck

Chili Palmer
05-02-2008, 08:17 AM
More of uberhottie brazilian, while they last:

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/brazilian--sideboob.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/brazilian--bendover.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/brazilian--armraised.jpg

You are quite welcome.

Mr Hyde
05-02-2008, 08:17 AM
ps wanna arrange a trade?

Chili Palmer
05-02-2008, 08:21 AM
FUCK FUCK FUCKINGLY FUCKITY FUCKER

I was holding her out...fuck you in the ass with a fucking fuckstick you fucker...she was MINE!!

fuck



Hillary mocks your pain:

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/hillary.jpg

Mr Hyde
05-02-2008, 08:22 AM
man....the loss of Brazilian as my next choice (and I'm not just saying that) throws me for a loop....I need to go recover...I'll be back in a few hours...

oh yeah, and I have to actually do some real work too...you know, the whole "job" thing...

Eric Stoner
05-02-2008, 08:28 AM
More of uberhottie brazilian, while they last:

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/brazilian--sideboob.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/brazilian--bendover.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/brazilian--armraised.jpg

You are quite welcome.

OMG ! How did she last until Round 6 ? And she was chosen by the Commish ?
Hmmmm. A whiff of scandal perhaps. This requires in depth investigation at the earliest opportunity. Half the Staff of STRIPS ILLUSTRATED is already delving into the whys and wherefores. Make that the ENTIRE staff !

Lapaholic
05-02-2008, 08:41 AM
Well from what I am hearing Eric, Congress will be holding special hearings on the league - possibly to discuss eliminating the leagues anit-trust exemption. This may be a big blow to the league in that by eliminating the "exemption", other leagues will form creating a bidding war for talent....

The hearings were originally scheduled to discuss steroid use in the league - not by the players but by the owners - apparently they felt the need to pump it up ... But with the latest scandals coming out of the commissioners office - its hard to say what may happen...

The hearings will be chaired by Congressman Cantor - surprisingly enough he is from my district ... They have created a witness list of over 500 players or potential draftees - so far no owners have been scheduled to appear!!!

Lonelily
05-02-2008, 08:44 AM
Hillary mocks your pain:

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/hillary.jpg

:rotfl:

Seriously. Best thread ever.

And brazilian? :drool: NICE pick, CP.

Samba
05-02-2008, 08:52 AM
Make sure you guys check out my picture in Glamazon's thread. ;)

SeppeSai
05-02-2008, 09:03 AM
Oh man, Nicolina. Oh, man.

britneyireland
05-02-2008, 09:11 AM
Yay! Glam and I are Powerforwards for Team Hyde! I'm a little late to this thread...but it's AWESOME! Although I love the pic of us from Disco Night, here are some pics from past ebanned auctions that not only demonstrate my athletic prowess, but also my sick and twisted sense of humor. And yes my two year old ratty sneakers sold for more than I paid for them ;)

SportsWriter2
05-02-2008, 09:11 AM
Well from what I am hearing Eric, Congress will be holding special hearings on the league - possibly to discuss eliminating the leagues anit-trust exemption.
I have it straight from the horse's ass: Senator Arlen Spector (Phil's brother in case you didn't know) has it on the docket for next week. He's pushing back his investigation of the foreclosure on Jose Canseco's mansion. That's big, because Jose will have zero credibility as a homeless dude. :-\

Nic, it's okay, TOO is paying for the bandwidth. Your ass is my screensaver throughout the draft. All my icons fit on the left cheek. Metapad opens on the right. :)

Casual Observer
05-02-2008, 09:29 AM
Is someone saying that NinaDaisy is already chosen? I didn't see that memo.

As for CP's choice of Brazilian, I knew that was coming. I just couldn't do anything to stop it. I would also like to protest the callous and flippant dismissal of my complaint against JZ.

Chili Palmer
05-02-2008, 09:38 AM
I would also like to protest the callous and flippant dismissal of my complaint against JZ.


http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/denied.gif