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doc-catfish
05-03-2008, 06:30 PM
Hmm, I'm not sure why, but I always figured Heaven777 to be a brunette. In any case, an excellent addition to the FBR squad
:thumbsup:

Alrighty, fellow owners, this hottie about escaped my mind until I got a phone call from electric_head, my self picked head of mid-Atlantic recruiting. She's hung up her stilettos in the real world and has veered into club management, so I figured that I could use her in my front office as well.

May I present the intoxicating emilybelle, as my 8th round selection.


http://www.stripperweb.com/gallery/displayimage.php?imageid=2660

http://www.stripperweb.com/gallery/displayimage.php?imageid=2658

http://www.stripperweb.com/gallery/displayimage.php?imageid=2656

WallyT
05-03-2008, 06:59 PM
Here is xoxoGracexoxo's profile picture, more to follow. http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/customprofilepics/profilepic37161_3.gif

CuriousJ
05-03-2008, 07:10 PM
What a great place to hang out and watch the draft!

Mr Hyde
05-03-2008, 07:21 PM
FBR selects (and shakes a righteous fist at CO): Heaven777.

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/heaven777.jpg


doc-catfish is now on the clock.

I was thinking about taking her as early as round 3...lack of more pictures hurt her in recruiting, but it's a fantastic selection. I mean, look at those feet...

I can't believe I stayed home tonight for this...

Mr Hyde
05-03-2008, 07:25 PM
Damn, EmilyBelle? That's some scouting...how did you find her?

Most impressive...

WallyT
05-03-2008, 08:52 PM
The Pinkchotics confirm the selection of xoxoGracexoxo in the 2008 Invitational. The selection criteria are hotness, danger, and possible instability. xoxoGracexoxo has an abundance.

After an exhaustive search, xoxoGracexoxo was found taking shelter from the rain underneath a garbage can lid out by the abandoned airport. Wearing only a Navajo blanket and a pair of bottle cap pasties, news of her recent selection seemed only to deepen her incoherence and paranoia. "I don't know anybody named Wally," said Grace. "Those aren't my photographs. You got the wrong dame. You've got nothing on me, detective! Nothing!"

Grace wishes to thank Jesus, her parents, and the academy.

After consultation with the team's legal group, the Pinkchotics have embargoed the publicity photos submitted by the new draftee. After the unfortunate banana pudding incident at the winter combine, the lawyers have decreed that you just can't be too careful anymore.

:30:

Mastridonicus
05-03-2008, 09:27 PM
I was thinking about taking her as early as round 3...lack of more pictures hurt her in recruiting, but it's a fantastic selection. I mean, look at those feet...

I can't believe I stayed home tonight for this...

She's a tickler. Or so I've heard.

rippyd
05-03-2008, 10:01 PM
The only thing more impossible is finding someone this hot with the 93rd overall pick in the draft. Like Steve Martin said to Carol Kane while standing in the refrigerated section of the supermarket in 'My Cousin Vinny': 'You make all this stuff melt.'

Not to be a nitpicker, but I believe this quote came from the flick 'My Blue Heaven.'

CP-You are the man, though. An amazing job moderating this draft. Its awesomeness quotient is off the charts.

Chili Palmer
05-03-2008, 10:23 PM
That's what I get for typing too quickly on that one and not proofing it. Thanks for the correction, rippyd.

CP

GenWar
05-03-2008, 10:28 PM
The strippers were showering more than 40 male dancers onstage at Woodcock's Male Strip Club & Really Bad Mexican Cuisine early Saturday ...?

Yeah, I've been to Woodcock's. Stay away from the Mole sauce. :-\


Jeesh. We have an image to protect here. Don't any of these gals know to stay out of places run by cartoon characters? How exactly are we going to hand out discipline here fellas?

Disclipline...I like the sound of that...

Nice one, doc...Randomly chuckled at lunch when I read it and everyone stared at me. 8)

-gen

Casual Observer
05-04-2008, 08:30 AM
My second formal protest lodging:

Sxybooty, while true to her handle (can I get a Goddamn?), does not meet the requisite number of posts required for consideration by the owners' committee and therefore that selection should be null and void, the owner (CP) to be penalized by the forfeiting of one previously drafted player to be selected by the remaining owners in open ballot voting.

Bob_Loblaw
05-04-2008, 08:44 AM
Scandalous! And here we were with blind faith in the GM. An inquiry may be in order.

Chili Palmer
05-04-2008, 08:57 AM
My second formal protest lodging:

Sxybooty, while true to her handle (can I get a Goddamn?), does not meet the requisite number of posts required for consideration by the owners' committee and therefore that selection should be null and void, the owner (CP) to be penalized by the forfeiting of one previously drafted player to be selected by the remaining owners in open ballot voting.

Well raise my rent. You're right, CO. Looks like Sxybooty is gonna have to wait for the Rising Stars draft.

Nice try, though, on the whole forfeit thing. We already have precedent established earlier in the draft on procedure though. A simple repick will suffice.

So, my supplemental substitute pick is:

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/siliconedoll3.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/siliconedoll2.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/siliconedoll1.jpg



siliconedoll

"You see, Ben. Plastics really was the future. Check out the funbags on that one!"
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/THE_GRADUATE-21.jpg

CP

Bob_Loblaw
05-04-2008, 09:04 AM
CP, you need to fire your super scout "S" and rely on yourself to make picks. You do just fine on your own. "S" doesn't play for another team does she? If so, is that not tampering?

Chili Palmer
05-04-2008, 09:08 AM
CP, you need to fire your super scout "S" and rely on yourself to make picks. You do just fine on your own. "S" doesn't play for another team does she? If so, is that not tampering?

Yeah, tell me about it. At the time she gave me the sxybooty info, she was a free agent, though. As for tampering with anyone in the draft, that is to be highly encouraged, but you at least need to tip well.

The commish

Mr Hyde
05-04-2008, 10:14 AM
damn, the recruiting wars have stepped up...SiliconeDoll slipped by the scouts of Team Hyde. Great find.

SportsWriter2
05-04-2008, 12:24 PM
And IACali, a two-sport athlete... I really thought you guys would remember her sooner. Excellent reach back, JZ, but the rising stars are still loaded.

doc-catfish
05-04-2008, 01:12 PM
Ahh, Jay, you bastard!! The local talent raider gets raided, twice in fact. I was going to pay the farm team in KC a visit this weekend too. Oh well, serves me right for that John Travolta crack.
:banghead:

Okay, looks like my turn, and after seeing the Commish's last pick get the Robert Bork treatment, it looks like I may have a similar problem. Although, like a snarky adult entertainment lawyer, it looks as though I may have found a loophole in the 100 post rule.
:idea:

My pick (which was beamed into draft HQ last night via DHL) has used two usernames while on SW. Neither account has over 100 posts, but combined they do meet the prerequisite count. Can we get a ruling from the League Draft Procedure committee on this please?

Mr Hyde
05-04-2008, 01:18 PM
works for me...unless she's hotter than my next pick, in which case, I'm against it.

Or you post pics...then I'm back on board. Or something.

Chili Palmer
05-04-2008, 01:35 PM
Ahh, Jay, you bastard!! The local talent raider gets raided, twice in fact. I was going to pay the farm team in KC a visit this weekend too. Oh well, serves me right for that John Travolta crack.
:banghead:

Okay, looks like my turn, and after seeing the Commish's last pick get the Robert Bork treatment, it looks like I may have a similar problem. Although, like a snarky adult entertainment lawyer, it looks as though I may have found a loophole in the 100 post rule.
:idea:

My pick (which was beamed into draft HQ last night via DHL) has used two usernames while on SW. Neither account has over 100 posts, but combined they do meet the prerequisite count. Can we get a ruling from the League Draft Procedure committee on this please?


In the long and hallowed tradition of my people

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/baby.jpg

Knock yourself out, doc. Post away.

The knish commish

doc-catfish
05-04-2008, 01:46 PM
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/baby.jpg

What does that mean? And what in sam houston are they going to do to that kid? Uhh, wait, don't answer that.
:spit:


Knock yourself out, doc. Post away.

The knish commish

Alright, seems as though I've been given the green light...

Wanting a add a little spice to the roster, I choose poca-sita (aka wildlands1) from the Big D for my 9th round selection.

http://www.stripperweb.com/gallery/displayimage.php?imageid=5985

http://www.stripperweb.com/gallery/displayimage.php?imageid=5423

Bob_Loblaw
05-04-2008, 01:46 PM
According to the SW Pinkie Draft procedure manual, Section 2.1, Subsection A (Draft Eligibility) states: Selections must have at least 100 posts to qualify, they may be current or former SW members I suppose it's open to interpretation; however, it does not specify a 100 post minimum for a particular username. IMO, it only references the threshold applying to members and it's entirely conceivable a member could have more than one username.

Now Section 2.1, Subsection B (Draft Eligibility) states: we just have to KNOW who they are. The question is whether or not we know that the prospect in question is known to have had both usernames. While I'm all for the honor system, who's to say a rogue GM would not claim a member with <100 posts had posts under a different handle previously thus making her eligible?

http://forums.allaboutjazz.com/images/smilies/fineprint.gif

Chili Palmer
05-04-2008, 01:58 PM
What does that mean? And what in sam houston are they going to do to that kid? Uhh, wait, don't answer that.
:spit:


Solomon? Baby? Wait, don't cut it in half? Ring a bell at all? <sigh>

I swear, I feel like I'm casting

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/pearls.jpg

pearls before swine around here sometimes.

FBR is on the clock (and pissed off at CO, no doubt).

The commish

miabella
05-04-2008, 02:17 PM
i approve of the inclusion of sita in the draft.

doc-catfish
05-04-2008, 02:17 PM
Solomon? Baby? Wait, don't cut it in half? Ring a bell at all? <sigh>
Ahh. Now I get it. For a moment there, I thought that was an old school circumcision, or Biblical era meat packing procedure.

The Bible got a bit too scary for me after that whole drunken incest episode with Lot and his daughters. Mom would only let me read the nice parts after that.
:faint:

BrunetteGoddess
05-04-2008, 02:30 PM
Gah:drool: great pics. I had much to catch up on.

SportsWriter2
05-04-2008, 02:31 PM
Did anyone else notice that CP drafted Miss Piggy out of turn? :-\

hockeybobby
05-04-2008, 02:34 PM
While we're waiting for the next pick, how about another look back at a previous one: Mollyzmoon

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=9126&d=1154890393

Here's another displaying her considerable talents:
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/att...7&d=1185334174 (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=13467&d=1185334174)

Bob_Loblaw
05-04-2008, 02:51 PM
How is it that I have no Canadians yet?! http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/images/smilies/canadian.gif

Chili Palmer
05-04-2008, 02:57 PM
How is it that I have no Canadians yet?! http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/images/smilies/canadian.gif

Here you go:

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/bob_and_doug-700762.jpg

doc-catfish
05-04-2008, 03:30 PM
How is it that I have no Canadians yet?!

That heavily armed fortification that HB built at the Alberta line probably has something to do with it. Don't let that nice guy act of his fool you.

But as an olive branch, he was nice enough to spare you these Canadians:

http://www.planethoustonamx.com/stuff/dudley_dooright.gif

http://www.avrilnaked.org/avril-lavigne-naked-video.jpg

http://blog.ugo.com/images/uploads/bryan_adams.jpg

Bob_Loblaw
05-04-2008, 03:35 PM
I must be the only Canadian who has never watched Bob & Doug Mackenzie. Ceriousely.

cutey5032
05-04-2008, 03:49 PM
Wait.....is that really Avril Lavigne masturbating!??!?!

SundayMorning
05-04-2008, 03:51 PM
^Oh totally photoshopped, sweetie. We should be so lucky!

Bob_Loblaw
05-04-2008, 03:52 PM
That is soooo NOT Avril Lavigne. Everyone knows she's left handed.

Mr Hyde
05-04-2008, 04:23 PM
Speaking of looks back at previous picks, I never put up a picture of my first-rounder, TampaFlaDancer...

BUT...by special permission, and for a limited time only, I present to you Team Hyde's #1 draft pick...DO NOT QUOTE THESE PICS..I want to be able to take them down...

http://images.kodakgallery.com/photos4753/2/4/79/24/58/9/958247904209_0_ALB.jpg

Mr Hyde
05-04-2008, 04:28 PM
Oh...and TFD has given me permission to unveil to the world that she is back! Actually, she's been back for some time....secret agent style...

Look for her under the new handle "Head Turner." She fooled us all...

crizgolfer
05-04-2008, 04:28 PM
^^^
Whoa...that was quick.

Lapaholic
05-04-2008, 04:36 PM
While the combines were closed to the press - I manage to obtain this pirated footage of the soccer trails....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mlr4hxjMKCo

Richard_Head
05-04-2008, 04:49 PM
^^^
Whoa...that was quick.No kidding, that's just not right.

hockeybobby
05-04-2008, 04:53 PM
^^^
Whoa...that was quick.

Well, I have yet to see the legendary TFD. I think that was just a tease.

Mr Hyde
05-04-2008, 04:54 PM
Hmmmmm trying again...

http://images.kodakgallery.com/photos4753/2/4/79/24/58/9/958247904209_0_ALB.jpg

crizgolfer
05-04-2008, 04:55 PM
Mr. Hyde....you are such a tease...

Mr Hyde
05-04-2008, 04:56 PM
lol....dammit.....ok OPhoto sucks...hang on....I'll get her for you...

you can see her on the Team MySpace page as well...

Mr Hyde
05-04-2008, 04:59 PM
OK take three....

crizgolfer
05-04-2008, 05:00 PM
^^^
Holy crap...oh my...worth the wait...

FBR
05-04-2008, 05:02 PM
After the hard left jab by WallyT (by picking Nic) that set me back on my heels followed by the right hook from CO with his preemption of the dsb, I am still reeling. Fortunately, I can offer some pay backs. Wally and CO, I hope this beauty is on both of your lists }:D

I give you xxambyrrxx

FBR

hockeybobby
05-04-2008, 05:03 PM
Yes, TFD is definitely first round type Hotness.

Mr Hyde
05-04-2008, 05:07 PM
Yes, TFD is definitely first round type Hotness.

You should see her in person...she actually was so good looking that she kind of scared me a little...lol

Chili Palmer
05-04-2008, 05:16 PM
After the hard left jab by WallyT (by picking Nic) that set me back on my heels followed by the right hook from CO with his preemption of the dsb, I am still reeling. Fortunately, I can offer some pay backs. Wally and CO, I hope this beauty is on both of your lists }:D

I give you xxambyrrxx

FBR

Thanks, FBR. Looks like da commish is on the clock. Gotta put my presentation together.

CP