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rlams2000
04-28-2008, 08:27 PM
Damn, MsQwerty was on my list.

Chili Palmer
04-28-2008, 08:29 PM
Hard to believe, hockeybobby's been online here for, like, five straight months, and now the moment we actually want him to post he's prolly jackin' it to some NHL game. C'mon, dude!

Bob_Loblaw
04-28-2008, 08:38 PM
Hard to believe, hockeybobby's been online here for, like, five straight months, and now the moment we actually want him to post he's prolly jackin' it to some NHL game. C'mon, dude!
Sorry Jenny but I had to jack your avatar.

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u282/BobLoblaw61191946/irony.png

I wonder which way hb is gonna go. Safe pick he can build around or off the board?

Mr Hyde
04-28-2008, 08:59 PM
HB will pick Venus Goddess. Compatibility.

Oh, and I'm off to bed. Hopefully my pick comes when I'm around tomorrow.

WallyT
04-28-2008, 09:14 PM
Who the hell started the clock without warning? While hockey was on? What is WRONG with this league?

Oh, sorry, commish.

Anyway the Pinkchotics will be ably led by Lysondra. Remember, this team's pinkies are chosen not merely for beauty but also for danger and possible instability. Evidence:

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1497335&postcount=3183
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1520337&postcount=2230
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1519940&postcount=73

Lysondra
04-28-2008, 09:27 PM
You men are so freaking weird.

And I'm unstable. WOO!

Is that why I always win at jelly wrestling?

Chili Palmer
04-28-2008, 09:30 PM
Who the hell started the clock without warning? While hockey was on? What is WRONG with this league?

Oh, sorry, commish.

Anyway the Pinkchotics will be ably led by Lysondra. Remember, this team's pinkies are chosen not merely for beauty but also for danger and possible instability. Evidence:

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1497335&postcount=3183
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1520337&postcount=2230
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1519940&postcount=73

Nice to have your pick in MSG ready to wear the uniform, Wally.

HB, like Judge Smails said in Caddyshack, "Well. We're waiting..."

CP

crizgolfer
04-29-2008, 05:54 AM
Very nice pick Wally...Lysondra definitely warrants a first round pick, but I was really hoping she would fall to me in round 2. She definitely deserves a dollar shower after the game....;) ...so many hot women and so few draft picks...life is so unfair...

Plus, Lysondra wrote a limerick in my honor...she gets bonus points for that...

SportsWriter2
04-29-2008, 07:13 AM
Rarely can a pick make the leap from high school (innocenthigh.com) to the pros, but Ginger looks like SW's Kevin Garnett.

I think her agent Sporty will be contacting you for signing details shortly.
Doc Rivers and Doc Catfish got lucky. Doc C got the #1 pick drafting second. He obviously studied the film. She has an incredible range of motion and has played through pain. Clearly the best available athlete in this draft.

We're looking minimum $40 mil over 5 years, with $10 mil of that in the signing bonus. Granted, I do well as an agent with athletes in other sports, but here I'm working strictly pro bono. :)

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 07:20 AM
Sorry boys, life was a callin'.

Some solid picks so far, and a couple of surprises too. My first two highest rated hotties got snatched, so I'm having draft remorse right now. Jenny went to a good solid franchise with a benevolent grounded owner...hard to begrudge that one. But Wally T gettin' Lysondra after being bumped by the Commish, well, that just sticks in my craw. I'm calling technical foul. Though I'm not expecting much sympathy from CP...pot calling the kettle black and all.

So...we soldier on.
Hockey's Hotties choose as their first round selection in the 2008 Invitational SW Pinkie Hotness Draft: Kaiarose

Her exploits have become well known here on blue lately, and the hotness is there for all to see. She's cute, she's got game, she's gutsy, she's got cute titties, and a drawer full of schoolgirl outfits. An excellent all-around package.

Eric Stoner
04-29-2008, 07:27 AM
I wonder who is going to be " Miss Irrelevant " ?

Dirty Ernie
04-29-2008, 07:45 AM
(Roger Goodell at the podium):"With the seventh pick in the 2008 ISW Draft the New York Jets select Rose Delight, troll, University of Mom's Basement Florida.

(JET Fans):" BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Mel Kiper and his hair think a couple of first rounders remain on the Board with only Splut left to pick in the first round. Some of the SCJ vets could end up with 2 lottery picks if the newbie owners falter in the 2nd round, which is likely.

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 07:53 AM
Sorry boys, life was a callin'.

Some solid picks so far, and a couple of surprises too. My first two highest rated hotties got snatched, so I'm having draft remorse right now. Jenny went to a good solid franchise with a benevolent grounded owner...hard to begrudge that one. But Wally T gettin' Lysondra after being bumped by the Commish, well, that just sticks in my craw. I'm calling technical foul. Though I'm not expecting much sympathy from CP...pot calling the kettle black and all.

So...we soldier on.
Hockey's Hotties choose as their first round selection in the 2008 Invitational SW Pinkie Hotness Draft: Kaiarose

Her exploits have become well known here on blue lately, and the hotness is there for all to see. She's cute, she's got game, she's gutsy, she's got cute titties, and a drawer full of schoolgirl outfits. An excellent all-around package.

I'd of bet a tidy sum you were going with scarlett_vancouver. The draft has been full of surprises so far.

So now, SPLUT, you are ON THE CLOCK. Two picks for SPLUT.

CP

GenWar
04-29-2008, 09:35 AM
I wasn't going to bitch about not being included...CP has never liked me :)

But, then, I realize my pick hasn't been drafted. Well, my 2nd pick after Jenny but given that I couldn't trade up to the 1st pick, my hopes were dashed...

So, dammit, someone draft her or y'all need to fit me in somewhere!

-gen

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 09:38 AM
I'd of bet a tidy sum you were going with scarlett_vancouver. The draft has been full of surprises so far.

So now, SPLUT, you are ON THE CLOCK. Two picks for SPLUT.

CP

The first pick is a prestige pick, and should be used on someone you have a chance of getting laid with...who might be impressed enough to lower their standards sufficiently. Kaia doesn't know me that well, and hence it might be possible to trick her. Scarlett however is thoroughly wise to my ways, and would only laugh at me....that would hurt my feelings.

Jenny getting taken quickly probably saved me from huge embarassment.

kaiarose
04-29-2008, 09:44 AM
Hahahahaha! Trick ME???? I think not. Persuade me? Maybe.

crizgolfer
04-29-2008, 09:44 AM
Damn HB....good pick...I wanted that little Badger Girl on my team...oh well...

Lunarobverse
04-29-2008, 09:44 AM
Like GenWar, I too am wondering how to get invited for next year.

Also, like GenWar, my pick does not appear to have been chosen. Good news for me and her!

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 09:51 AM
I wasn't going to bitch about not being included...CP has never liked me :)

But, then, I realize my pick hasn't been drafted. Well, my 2nd pick after Jenny but given that I couldn't trade up to the 1st pick, my hopes were dashed...

So, dammit, someone draft her or y'all need to fit me in somewhere!

-gen

Dude: This was strictly first come, first served. The idea caught fire in a hurry and bam, we filled up. If it works (insofar as having some freakin' fun around here for a change), we'll do more drafts, along the lines of Kissing Suzy Kolber's (a snarky, funny football blog) mock drafts.

And if I don't here from SPLUT by later today, I'll slot you in there. Fair enough?

CP

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 09:52 AM
Like GenWar, I too am wondering how to get invited for next year.

Also, like GenWar, my pick does not appear to have been chosen. Good news for me and her!

Many rounds to go. The idea is to find value in the later draft picks.

CP

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 09:58 AM
Dude: This was strictly first come, first served. The idea caught fire in a hurry and bam, we filled up. If it works (insofar as having some freakin' fun around here for a change), we'll do more drafts, along the lines of Kissing Suzy Kolber's (a snarky, funny football blog) mock drafts.

And if I don't here from SPLUT by later today, I'll slot you in there. Fair enough?

CP

How about letting Gen pick for SPLUT? Just throwin' it out there.

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 09:59 AM
Hahahahaha! Trick ME???? I think not. Persuade me? Maybe.

Damn, you weren't supposed to see that. }:D

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 10:11 AM
How about letting Gen pick for SPLUT? Just throwin' it out there.

Not yet. SPLUT still gets his chance. Lotsa franchises won't be available again until this evening. BUT, if SPLUT hasn't picked by 6:00 my time, then I'll give Gen first shot. If Gen's not around, then lunarobverse, then up for grabs.

CP

As a bonus, here's another shot of first rounder MsQwerty. Makes you want to get to know her in a "Something About Mary" way, doesn't it?

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/msquerty.jpg

Lapaholic
04-29-2008, 11:04 AM
Are there any small market teams wanting to sell and or move to Richmond. Ive talked to the city fathers and they have issued a bond to build a new Katrine Memorial Dancer Stadium in the Bottom ( thats an area of Richmond - coincidence? ). The stadium is dedicated to all those SWers lost in the great thread wars of 2008. We hope to have our team managed by Mr. Punk - but he is holding out for more money!

WE are prepared to make a very significant offer to field a team in our new building!

;)

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 11:38 AM
whoa...MsQ just got my blood pumping... That is a seriously sexy pic.

thanks CP.

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 11:55 AM
whoa...MsQ just got my blood pumping... That is a seriously sexy pic.

thanks CP.

My pleasure. Some Ginger Lee for crizgolfer, Sporty and everyone else who likes the petite blondage.

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/gingerlee.jpg

crizgolfer
04-29-2008, 12:00 PM
My pleasure. Some Ginger Lee for crizgolfer, Sporty and everyone else who likes the petite blondage.



Ginger...such a sweety...my oh my...

CP...thank you for the film on MsQ...it fully backs her status as a first round pick...

Bob_Loblaw
04-29-2008, 12:33 PM
Not yet. SPLUT still gets his chance. Lotsa franchises won't be available again until this evening. BUT, if SPLUT hasn't picked by 6:00 my time, then I'll give Gen first shot. If Gen's not around, then lunarobverse, then up for grabs.

I think I may be the only franchise in the Pacific time zone so 6pm eastern is still only 3PM my time. And I'm just not gonna log into SW from work with big brother watching.

Lunarobverse
04-29-2008, 12:38 PM
I think I may be the only franchise in the Pacific time zone so 6pm eastern is still only 3PM my time. And I'm just not gonna log into SW from work with big brother watching.

I'm in the PacNW, too. Just sayin'.

Thanks for including me in this time 'round!

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 12:46 PM
Man I hope SPLUT fucks up with his picks.
Don't anyone tell him I said that though. shhh ;)

doc-catfish
04-29-2008, 12:59 PM
We're looking minimum $40 mil over 5 years, with $10 mil of that in the signing bonus. Granted, I do well as an agent with athletes in other sports, but here I'm working strictly pro bono. :)
You mean a wheel of cheese (her choice) and a year's supply of Girl Scout cookies aren't enough?

Ehh, I don't know Sporty. That might put the Dominatrixes over the league salary cap, unless I can get all the owners to agree to letting me designate GL under the Beckham Rule (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Designated_Player_Rule). I mean, it wasn't like I didn't know that I was drafting quality.

GenWar
04-29-2008, 01:02 PM
I think I may be the only franchise in the Pacific time zone so 6pm eastern is still only 3PM my time. And I'm just not gonna log into SW from work with big brother watching.

Far be it from me to stalk CP but, based on my recollections of his postings, he is in the Pacific Time Zone.

I am expecting to be on at 9 pm, just in case SPLUT is in Aruba or somethin'.

-gen

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 01:48 PM
Far be it from me to stalk CP but, based on my recollections of his postings, he is in the Pacific Time Zone.

I am expecting to be on at 9 pm, just in case SPLUT is in Aruba or somethin'.

-gen

Gen is/was correct. The Palmer manse relocated from Cali to Arizona, so we are on Mountain Time. No east coast bias here. :hot:

CP

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 01:51 PM
Man I hope SPLUT fucks up with his picks.
Don't anyone tell him I said that though. shhh ;)

Remember, HB, you're on the clock right after SPLUT or GW pick. And I don't want to hear any pathetic excuses like "It's my birthday and I was too busy with my family" lameness, either. :propeller

CP

doc-catfish
04-29-2008, 01:51 PM
I for one have no issue if it takes us three days to do a round. More time to plan a strategy.
:writing:

So when this is all done is that it, or do we have some sort of a competition to see who's team of hotties has the most crossover appeal. Like say a round robin followed by playoffs with the top two teams eventually meeting in the TOO Stripper Bowl and the bottom two in the Roy Gordon Skank Bowl.
:idea:

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 02:08 PM
I for one have no issue if it takes us three days to do a round. More time to plan a strategy.
:writing:

So when this is all done is that it, or do we have some sort of a competition to see who's team of hotties has the most crossover appeal. Like say a round robin followed by playoffs with the top two teams eventually meeting in the TOO Stripper Bowl and the bottom two in the Roy Gordon Skank Bowl.
:idea:

Haven't got that far yet, doc.

In the meantime, how 'bout some of hockeybobby's 1st rounder, kaiarose?


http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/kaiarose1.jpg

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 02:09 PM
Remember, HB, you're on the clock right after SPLUT or GW pick. And I don't want to hear any pathetic excuses like "It's my birthday and I was too busy with my family" lameness, either. :propeller

CP

Fuckin' hard-ass commish. If for some reason I haven't made my pick after 1 hour on the clock, I hereby authorize Bob or Criz to make my pick. And if I pull a lamo, I fully expect and encourage total flameage.

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 02:11 PM
Haven't got that far yet, doc.

In the meantime, how 'bout some of hockeybobby's 1st rounder, kaiarose?


http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/kaiarose1.jpg

Holy Shiite Muslims

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 02:25 PM
Fuckin' hard-ass commish. If for some reason I haven't made my pick after 1 hour on the clock, I hereby authorize Bob or Criz to make my pick. And if I pull a lamo, I fully expect and encourage total flameage.

Well, I can't have one franchise picking for another--do I fucking look like Bowie Kuhn?--so we'll get you an assistant general manager of my choosing if and when it becomes necessary.

CP

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 02:30 PM
Well, I can't have one franchise picking for another--do I fucking look like Bowie Kuhn?--so we'll get you an assistant general manager of my choosing if and when it becomes necessary.

CP

That's fair.

crizgolfer
04-29-2008, 02:52 PM
Thank you wonderous commish for the "highlight film" following the picks...Kaiai...very nice...what is the stained glass behind you? Are you in church or something...let me know...because I might just find religion after all...

Lunarobverse
04-29-2008, 02:55 PM
Many rounds to go. The idea is to find value in the later draft picks.

CP

Right. I think the talent pool is very deep, myself. There's talent all over the freakin' place.

SportsWriter2
04-29-2008, 03:38 PM
CP, you have a sweet JPG collection. I will say this about kaiarose: I always walk into a club with 20 Jacksons, but I keep 10 Benjamins in the car in case I find that kind of look. WOW, just WOW!! :)

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 03:51 PM
CP, you have a sweet JPG collection. I will say this about kaiarose: I always walk into a club with 20 Jacksons, but I keep 10 Benjamins in the car in case I find that kind of look. WOW, just WOW!! :)

Thank you, sporty. And for those who don't know what surprise first rounder Corgan looks like, here you go:

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/corgan-010-1.jpg

rlams2000
04-29-2008, 04:45 PM
That's my girl!!

rlams2000
04-29-2008, 04:47 PM
who's on the clock?

rlams2000
04-29-2008, 04:48 PM
HB, Happy Birthday!

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 04:49 PM
CP: I know she's kinda private, and doesn't post pictures, but, you don't happen to have a picture of Jenny's brain do you?

Thanks R2K !

GenWar
04-29-2008, 05:04 PM
Gen is/was correct. The Palmer manse relocated from Cali to Arizona, so we are on Mountain Time. No east coast bias here. :hot:

CP

Damn Arizona and their nonobservation of Daylight Savings Time. }:D

*grumble*

-gen

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 05:15 PM
CP: I know she's kinda private, and doesn't post pictures, but, you don't happen to have a picture of Jenny's brain do you?

This is best I could do, HB.

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/femalebrain.gif