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Chili Palmer
05-05-2008, 10:57 PM
Sure thing boss ;)

Ok, so this next pick was a SW favorite for a looong time! Some of you had the pleasure of knowing her but for those who didn't; you missed out big time!

Madcap you will appreciate this one I am sure.


So without further ado, I present to you all the beautiful, bodacious, KOBI


http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/seraya_photos/aaakobi4.jpg


http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/upskirt.jpg


Very nice pick, Seraya. Schoolgirl outfits should be mandatory for all draftees.

The commish

seraya
05-05-2008, 11:11 PM
Thanks fellas!!!



Hope CG gave you a healthy signing bonusOh yes ;) he hooked me up!

seraya
05-05-2008, 11:25 PM
wow, what an upset! the (ninja-stealthy) return of TFD? seraya posting (GORGEOUS) pictures? a whole host of uproarious new avatars? Aww thank you CC :)


OMG, Seraya I had no idea.. The boobs and the face.... ....dayum

Jesus Seraya... you make me tingly.Likewise, you two HOTTIES!!!


I'm off to masturbate to pics of seraya now.
SIGGIFIED }:D

jaizaine
05-06-2008, 01:11 AM
Pic whoring here too, shameless.;D

crizgolfer
05-06-2008, 03:44 AM
Wow...Jaizaine....I never knew...how could I have missed this Aussie? ;)

crizgolfer
05-06-2008, 03:51 AM
Excellent job Seraya!!!! I knew you would come through for the team...;)

Gentlemen, the lovely Kobi is a 9th round pick...now...just to show you guys that I am not a completely heartless bastard the next round of beer is on me. At least then you will all have something to cry in...;)

hockeybobby
05-06-2008, 04:37 AM
Pic whoring here too, shameless.;D

What a treat to wake up to.

StuartL
05-06-2008, 04:48 AM
This is an excellent thread and my first ever post in the blue side.

Not understanding American football or the draft system, I'm not really sure what is going on here - but I like it.

Keep up the excellent work.

WallyT
05-06-2008, 04:50 AM
Strip Teas
Each month Confident Stripping Magazine has tea and discussion with an industry up-and-comer. This month CS was fortunate to grab two cups with italianbeauty, who was drafted by the Pinkchotics in the 2008 Hotness Invitational.

http://inlinethumb39.webshots.com/32102/2416546630080175167S500x500Q85.jpg

CS: Hey, you’re wearing jeans!

IB: I'm your average stripper... I have to find out what life is like for the clothed people of the world. Last time I tried I got stuck on how I was supposed to make strangers do what I wanted without the power of boobies, or ass! Good Lord, how is a girl supposed to live around here?! Isn't everything free?

CS: What do you like to do when you’re not on Lucite heels?

IB: I enjoy most intellectual activities such as oil wrestling, hot dog eating contests and cat-herding. I think I'm a pretty normal gal.

CS: Do you like being called a “hot spinner?”

IB: [Laughs] Do you know, I tried that once? Spinning, I mean. It made me dizzy! Dizzier than I already am.

Finally I had to say, whoa. The equipment is designed for longitudinal thrust. But I’ll try anything once.

CS: Still, it’s a compliment. Good things, small packages, and so on…

IB: Oh, don’t get me started on small packages. But I can fit into an overhead luggage bin.http://inlinethumb33.webshots.com/29472/2601889100080175167S500x500Q85.jpg

CS: That has to save on airfare. When you’re not overhead, do you have a favorite piece of furniture?

IB: Doesn’t everyone? I like beds, especially mine. I feel that a good bed is essential for the everyday spontaneous naked photoshoot. Doesn't every girl do that?http://www.stripperweb.com/gallery/displayimage.php?imageid=6016

CS: Let’s change, uh, sheets: you were chosen out of hundreds by the Pinkchotics.

IB: Yesssss! I was like, Oh. My. God. So you want me to showcase my hotness? Can I get an Amen?! Sign this girl up... I'm ready to fight!

CS: It’s a team with a bit of a reputation.

IB: My teammates are incredible. And my elbows are just low enough to inflict some serious damage on the opposition. When I heard the news I’m like, give me a helmet and a mouthguard so I can destroy the competition!

CS: Any closing words?

IB: Just……Pinkchosis Rules! Now can I take these jeans off?

CS: Please do!

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=17960&d=1208635923

hockeybobby
05-06-2008, 04:59 AM
^^^nice work Wally

My Assistant GM is tied up with other more pressing matters, therefore we will forge on his absense.

For our 9th round pick in the 2008 ISWP Hotness Draft, Hockey's Hotties is returning to it's roots...Hockey, and a favoured poster here in blue, in the Hockey Thread. She's feisty, and opinionated, and she's got a wicked ass:

Hailing from HockeyTown USA, Detroit Michigan, please welcome:


Josie


See a picture of her fine bum, her goaltender thighs, and her garterbelt stuffed to breaking...here:http://www.43places.com/gallery/image/1118545

ellebelle
05-06-2008, 06:02 AM
jaizaine, you look exactly like I imagined, like a stripper barbie doll.

Chili Palmer
05-06-2008, 06:07 AM
^^^nice work Wally

My Assistant GM is tied up with other more pressing matters, therefore we will forge on his absense.

For our 9th round pick in the 2008 ISWP Hotness Draft, Hockey's Hotties is returning to it's roots...Hockey, and a favoured poster here in blue, in the Hockey Thread. She's feisty, and opinionated, and she's got a wicked ass:

Hailing from HockeyTown USA, Detroit Michigan, please welcome:


Josie



See a picture of her fine bum, her goaltender thighs, and her garterbelt stuffed to breaking...here:http://www.43places.com/gallery/image/1118545


And GenWar is now (finally) back on the clock to closeout Round 9 and start Round 10.

CP

jaizaine
05-06-2008, 06:10 AM
jaizaine, you look exactly like I imagined, like a stripper barbie doll.

Awwwwww thanks babe. I picture u just like your avatar but I know that's christina hehe.

GenWar
05-06-2008, 06:26 AM
With the 12th and final pick in the ninth round of the 2008 Invitational SW Pinkie Hotness Draft, the GenWar Giants select Gummi, rookie from the dancer state of Rhode Island.

After a brief consultation with scouts, GM GenWar comes to the podium:

"You know...in the rat race of this league, we get caught up in the hoopla. We read scouting reports, travel to combines and camps, pour over a truly infinite pool of pictures, all in the hopes of finding the best to build the best team. And, we sometimes forget about the simple pleasure of just walking into a club, finding a cute young thing and sharing the evening. This pick is dedicated to that feeling, the reason we all do this...to the sport...for the love of the game...

Gummi came to our attention quite off hand. I can't say we can even trace the moment. But from the beginning, she absolutely charmed the scouts with her wit and intellect. Her posts held a certain charm and savvy naivety (if you'll forgive the oxymoron) that made her a pleasure to read. As she related her path into the industry, we followed her transformation from talented outsider to promising rookie with fascination. We couldn't help but root for her and her successes made us remember what this game is all about. And, her hotness credentials are well established. Ladies and Gentlemen, dancing for 2 weeks and with (at press time) 110 posts, I give you, Gummi!"

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1329404#post1329404
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1409585#post1409585
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1477923#post1477923


http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=17764&d=1207780492

-gen

cutey5032
05-06-2008, 06:37 AM
omg jaizane!!!!!!!! you look like you just fucken walked off the set of baywatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow you are fucken PERFECT!!!!!

GenWar
05-06-2008, 06:52 AM
With the 1st pick in the tenth round of the 2008 Invitational SW Pinkie Hotness Draft, the GenWar Giants select LatinaRose.

The announcement comes from GM GenWar:

"Entering the 10th round, the Giants wanted to add a bit more diversity and variety to the team. In reviewing our picks, we feared the development of a pattern of homogeny. Ms. Rose solves that concern for us, bringing a more unique, exotic beauty to the Giant's roster. Further, we felt good about the pick, as she has a hotness that holds it's own against first and second rounders. For example:

Latina Rose and second rounder, kikiwiki
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c86/latinrose222/VegasPart2041.jpg

And more...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c86/latinrose222/Copyofvegasbaby019-a.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c86/latinrose222/dec32006039.jpg

We, at the Giants, have never felt the need to justify our picks with documented evidence. However, the lovely Ms. Rose is too damn hot to resist."

-gen

jaizaine
05-06-2008, 06:59 AM
omg jaizane!!!!!!!! you look like you just fucken walked off the set of baywatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow you are fucken PERFECT!!!!!

that's so sweet babe thank-u. ;)


wow latina rose u look like one of my best friends!!!!!!!!!!

GenWar
05-06-2008, 07:00 AM
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hockeybobby
05-06-2008, 07:53 AM
Time for a different kind of hotness.
For our 10th round pick, in the 2008 ISWP Hotness Draft, Hockey's Hotties chooses the sweetest lady this side of the Pacific Rim. Hailing from the fair Island state of Hawaii, where she is currently holding down the fort with her 37 kids, while her man is overseas, the delightful:


Krchab99


AKA: spongebobboxers
Take a bow krchab.
Post a pic or 2 if you dare.

Richard_Head
05-06-2008, 08:24 AM
Pic whoring here too, shameless.;D:heartbeat:drool: wow!

Richard_Head
05-06-2008, 08:28 AM
With the 1st pick in the tenth round of the 2008 Invitational SW Pinkie Hotness Draft, the GenWar Giants select LatinaRose.Nice pic GW, I met her when she danced in AZ, very nice girl, hot as hell too. I can't believe that HB let another Canuck slip through the cracks.

rippyd
05-06-2008, 09:35 AM
Pic whoring here too, shameless.

Looking at your pictures is like opening an oven that's turned up to 450 degrees. The heat blast almost knocks me off my feet.

So, so hot!

Chili Palmer
05-06-2008, 10:29 AM
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/thegolfbiatch.jpg

Crizgolfer is back on the clock!

SportsWriter2
05-06-2008, 10:56 AM
The rising stars team bus is almost ready to roll. I took the concept from European soccer; I'll let you guess the details:

doc-catfish
05-06-2008, 11:04 AM
That's hot. I'm the captain of a team of awesomly hot, funny, and cool chicks. May we please have some cute uniforms or something?
Well, I did pick something out...




This is what Team Catfish will be sporting for the 2008 season:

Dress (http://wickedtemptations.com/w2-p789j12.html)

Shoes (http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/wickedtemptations/pz-sh608ha1.jpg)

Of course I'm open to suggestions. :spin::flirt:


I'm not on the team or involved in the draft or anything, but I think this uniform works! ;D

http://74.70.80.40/Ginger085.jpg

And I like Lestat's tastes too. Maybe those can be our road jerseys.

TheTempest
05-06-2008, 12:16 PM
ooo... can my team have cute little pasties with a logo/our name on it?

SportsWriter2
05-06-2008, 12:17 PM
The rising stars will be wearing light blue jeans, white skecher sneakers and white team logo tee-shirts from Cafe Press. Every player will have the option to wear a stick-on logo or get a free logo tattoo.

I have a combination Junior Seau linebacker and LaDainian Tomlinson running back waiting in the wings. You guys focus on boobies and cute faces; I'm bringing in some speed and power.

Bob_Loblaw
05-06-2008, 12:29 PM
ooo... can my team have cute little pasties with a logo/our name on it?
I'm definitely open to suggestions

Sirona
05-06-2008, 12:30 PM
... Schoolgirl outfits should be mandatory for all draftees.

The commish

Well in that case:

http://xb7.xanga.com/24ec917164c35187647076/b144145975.jpg

TheTempest
05-06-2008, 12:40 PM
And mandatory school girl picture....

Eric Stoner
05-06-2008, 12:45 PM
Show up to CrizGolfers training camp! She needs to be fitted, then unfitted for her uniform!

"Show us the HONEY!"

MY clients are all holding out for Vera Wang custom originals. One Owner is having his team outfitted by Frederick's of Hollywood. I mean REALLY ! ; How gauche!

Eric Stoner
05-06-2008, 12:56 PM
Hang on there cowboy. I don't know if I like dealing with an agent from NYC.

Too bad. I conferred with Melonie and as her agent I am authorized to advise you that she INSISTS on being paid by the inch. HER inches. Not yours.
She's a solid vet and proven multi-positional player. Her versatility alone is incedibly roster friendly. On top of everything else she's agreed to come out of retirement. She's the "Bret Favre" of SCJ.

Eric Stoner
05-06-2008, 01:04 PM
That's hot. I'm the captain of a team of awesomly hot, funny, and cool chicks. May we please have some cute uniforms or something?

All MY clients are getting Vera Wang originals. So sign up with "Stoner's Stable of Sugar-Baby Beauties" and get top dollar and all the perks a SCJ draftee truly deserves.

Sophia_Starina
05-06-2008, 01:49 PM
What about this for a uniform (sans sweater, of course.... things can get pretty hot on the field! ;))

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/106/302936777_75d5ec35b1.jpg

or....


http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=18409&d=1210107303

rippyd
05-06-2008, 01:51 PM
FOX NEWS CHANNEL: SPECIAL REPORT WITH BRIT HUME

BRIT HUME: Welcome back to Special Report. I’m Brit Hume. It’s now time for our All-Star Panel. Joining us today are Fred Barnes, executive editor of ‘The Weekly Standard,’ Mort Kondracke, executive editor of ‘Roll Call,’ and syndicated columnist Charles Krauthammer, FOX News contributors all.

Normally about now, we’d start blathering on about whether Hillary can overcome Obama’s delegate lead, or McCain’s fundraising woes, or the latest wild-eyed diatribe by Jeremiah Wright and its impact on the Obama campaign. But frankly, notwithstanding that the crucial Indiana and North Carolina Democratic primaries are taking place today, we turn our attention to something else.

We recently learned about an online phenomenon that is sweeping across the Interweb like a virtual prairie fire. I’m talking about the StripperWeb Pinkie Hotness Draft—a competition where team owners who refer to themselves as ‘BlueBallers’ assemble teams of dancers who are simply gor .. who are stun … well, to be perfectly blunt, the ladies being drafted have restored my faith in a benevolent god. We understand that whole sectors of the economy are screeching to a halt as a mesmerized nation becomes increasingly engrossed in this salacious spectacle that is generating more wood than the Mt. Hood National Forest.

Fred, your thoughts.

FRED BARNES: Well, Brit, I’ve got to say that this draft has been absolutely gripping. It’s been riveting, but arousing. Suspenseful, yet sexy. Enthralling, but erotically charged …

HUME: Okay, Fred, I think we get the pic …

BARNES: ... tense, but titillating … emphasis on the ‘tit’ ...

HUME: Easy there, Freddy boy. So what do you make of it?

BARNES: Forget a potential race between Obama or Hillary against McCain. What I want to see is a match-up between gingerlee and Jaizaine. I mean, have you seen these ladies? You wanna talk about stimulus packages … !

HUME: Mort, why don’t you weigh in on the subject.

MORT KONDRACKE: Well, first of all, let me say that I’m happy that one of the show’s sponsors – McDavid – has kindly provided complimentary ice packs to the members of this panel. I mean, as I look around this studio, I see more pitched tents than at a BSA International Camporee. But seriously, I think this draft has public policy implications. For instance, if you were to put zxcire’s scantily clad image up for all the world to see, we’d truly have peace in our time.

HUME: Charles, your opinions on the proceedings that have been taking place.

CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER: Well, as you know, I’ve been paralyzed from the waist down since 1972. Yet as I’ve been watching the twists and turns of this draft and witnessed the sheer amount of stunning pulchritude on display, for the first time in 35 years, I’ve observed noticeable stirring south of the equator, if you know what I mean. No small achievement.

HUME: Mort, any thoughts on the talent that’s still up on the board?

KONDRACKE: It’s no secret that the depth of exquisite talent in this draft is truly jaw-dropping. Take, for instance, Bl …

[We are currently experiencing technical difficulties. As soon as the situation is resolved, we will resume our currently scheduled program.]

... whose ass you could bounce a quarter off of. How these saucy senoritas have gone undrafted so far is beyond me. You’d have to have your head in your backdoor orifice not to have noticed them.

HUME: Strongly expressed views, Mort. We’ll see if the ‘BlueBallers’ will be taking your advice. Fred, any final words?

BARNES: Brit, the blood flow in my body was diverted from my brain about the time Seraya posted her pics and it hasn’t returned since. So right now, I couldn’t even tell you that today is Tuesday. Or even what my mother’s name is.

HUME: Alright then. That’s Special Report for this time. Please tune in next time, and in the meantime, more news is on the way – fair, balanced, and horny as hel … er, I mean, unafraid.

WallyT
05-06-2008, 01:59 PM
Nice work, rippyd! :)

Sophia_Starina
05-06-2008, 02:02 PM
Who is going to be the Ref???

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/arash_markazi/09/08/on.scene/p1_lingerie.jpg

GenWar
05-06-2008, 02:03 PM
...I see more pitched tents than at a BSA International Camporee.

HILARIOUS! Nice Job, rippyd!

-gen

GenWar
05-06-2008, 02:04 PM
Who is going to be the Ref???

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/arash_markazi/09/08/on.scene/p1_lingerie.jpg

I thought yoda was the ref. That is why he is remaining judiciously uninvolved.

Can he please NOT wear those outfits though? :-\

-gen

Sophia_Starina
05-06-2008, 02:04 PM
I thought yoda was the ref. That is why he is remaining judiciously uninvolved.

Can he please NOT wear those outfits though? :-\

-gen


:O lol.

hockeybobby
05-06-2008, 02:07 PM
What about this for a uniform (sans sweater, of course.... things can get pretty hot on the field! ;))


Man that looks like Scarlett Johansson in that first pic.

GenWar
05-06-2008, 02:11 PM
Man that looks like Scarlett Johansson in that first pic.

Sometimes, I wonder about you, HB. Sometimes I really wonder. ;D

-gen

GenWar
05-06-2008, 02:20 PM
Some shots of 13th overall Pick: Callyish (reprinted with permission):

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=18397&d=1210102011

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=18401&d=1210102454

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=18399&d=1210102287

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=18398&d=1210102127

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=18403&d=1210102809

Respectfully Submitted,

-gen

threlayer
05-06-2008, 02:32 PM
Who is going to be the Ref???


I don't think anyone is going to be watching the ball or goal lines either.

Sophia_Starina
05-06-2008, 02:55 PM
Man that looks like Scarlett Johansson in that first pic.


That's her. :)

hockeybobby
05-06-2008, 03:12 PM
Sometimes, I wonder about you, HB. Sometimes I really wonder. ;D

-gen

hehe...join the club Gen.

Eric Stoner
05-06-2008, 03:41 PM
I was wondering how the NFL can do its Draft in 2 days; the NBA 1; MLB 2
( I think) and the NHL 2 ? (Help me out Bobby) BUT this event has gone on for over A WEEK with no signs of slowing down. Well the picks are coming out slower but still. Then it dawned on me- May is a "Sweeps Month". I always thought that only applied to T.V. but apparently it applies to S-web as well. Can't wait to see the Final Ratings. So far, they have been RECORD SETTING ! Over 1000 posts and 20,000 views ! And that doesn't include the Two auxiliary threads. Two spin-offs already ! Simply incredible. This is hotter than Dancing With The Stars.
Huh ? What ? WHO ? They do ? Sure. Why not.

Ladies and gentlemen: Len Goodman and Bruno Tonioli of "Dancing With The Stars" have chimed in.

Len: Well it might not be the most elegant but the sheer beauty of the ladies more than makes up for any shortcomings in technique. I'm used to judging live competitions and here I'm only getting snaps

Bruno: Don't be such an old fogie. What do you expect ? They're using COMPUTERS. It's 2008 and you have make allowances....

Len: Just a minute Sunshine. I wasn't finished

Bruno: When are you going to get with it

Len: If you hadn't interrupted me, like you always do, I was just going to say that I thought it was GREAT !

Bruno: By the way where's Carrie Ann.

Tom Bergeron: She's not eligible. She's hoping to sign on as a Free Agent.

Len: Carrie Ann ? Our Carrie Ann ?

Tom: She danced topless on Madonna's Tour and said it was: "Liberating" so she's obviously keeping her options open for future employment. We'll get the judge's scores after this commercial break.

Announcer: Would the judges please reveal their scores. Len Goodman

Len: Nine.

Announcer: Bruno Tonioli

Bruno : ( After giving Len a dirty look) TEN !

Tom: There you have it folks. A total score of 19 out of 20. Carrie Ann said something about having trouble with her digital camera and e-mailing in some full body shot photos. We'll have to leave it there or this show will only be available on the Playboy Channel.

crizgolfer
05-06-2008, 03:59 PM
I am up again...sorry for the delay...even though this draft has taken over the major part of my life...well..I do have to work for a living...it is the only way I can pay off all the lucrative signing bonuses.

The 10th round pic for The Birdie Girls again hails form down under. I missed out on Jaiz, but I won't let that happen again.

The Birdie Girls welcome Krys into the fold...check out this lovely lady...she looks quite cagey with great lateral movement. She most definitely will excel in the pudding wrestling event...

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=18418&d=1210114477


http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=18419&d=1210114487


The Down Under Trifecta by The Birdie Girls!

Sophia_Starina
05-06-2008, 04:21 PM
She most definitely will excel in the pudding wrestling event...




Mmmmmmm! Pudding! :D

crizgolfer
05-06-2008, 04:23 PM
Mmmmmmm! Pudding! :D

Perhaps you would like to have the first shot at the lovely Aussie? MMMM...MMMM...A sexy russian...and a sexy Aussie...hard to tell which would be more appealing...watching the wrestling...or...listenning to the sexy accented squeels..;)