View Full Version : 2008 Invitational SW Pinkie Hotness Draft
rippyd
05-06-2008, 09:04 PM
Hmmm... methinks at Ausfest VaJaiJai and I or Darcy and I should totally make out and take photos for this thread. I mean. Yeah, this thread. Totally.
... and there was much rejoicing.
WallyT
05-06-2008, 09:07 PM
Hmmm... methinks at Ausfest VaJaiJai and I or Darcy and I should totally make out and take photos for this thread. I mean. Yeah, this thread. Totally.
I just figured out who VaJaiJai is ....brilliant nickname.
Susan-Va
05-06-2008, 09:24 PM
MY clients are all holding out for Vera Wang custom originals. One Owner is having his team outfitted by Frederick's of Hollywood. I mean REALLY ! ; How gauche!
When you got a team this hot, who needs uniforms??????
Birdie Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lysondra
05-06-2008, 09:26 PM
FUCK YOU SUSAN!
PINKCHOTICS FOR THE WIN!
*heeeeuuuut!*
Aubreyyy
05-06-2008, 10:00 PM
When you got a team this hot, who needs uniforms??????
Birdie Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOO!
Nicolina
05-06-2008, 10:13 PM
Holy Hottness, Batman!!! :eye-poppi
I admit I am feeling a bit intimidated by the display of extreme pulchritude that's going on here now...When I said I was looking good, I meant according to my own baseline, not in comparison to the Goddesses of Pink. :O I mean...Goddamn. There are some drop-dead-fucking-gorgeous women on here. Like ridiculously, howl-at-the-moon, drag-your-balls-through-busted-glass-just-to-suck-the-dick-that-fucked-her-last gorgeous. Damn. I dunno what the hell Sh0t was talking about when he complained about the quality of the pinkies....
I'm a little less keen on picture whoring now. :-\
But hey! What I lack in beauty and bewbage I make up for with kink, charisma, concupiscence, and a cache of secret weapons collected during my considerable tenure in the Biz...Not to mention the capriciousness characteristic of a proper Pinkchotic. (and an affinity for alliteration. :P)
I heard something about mandatory schoolgirl outfits?
Aubreyyy
05-06-2008, 10:16 PM
^^^
Had I balls, I would drag them through busted glass, razorblades, then rubbing alcohol, and maybe rusty nails
Nicolina
05-06-2008, 10:27 PM
^Whoa. That wasn't for me, was it, Aubreyyy?
I had to take down the post for a minute to edit something...And now I can't reattach the files; it tells me I've already uploaded those files to this thread.....hmph. I'd ask a mod for help, but nobody's online....
Sorry...Carry on...
BrunetteGoddess
05-06-2008, 10:28 PM
FUCK YOU SUSAN!
PINKCHOTICS FOR THE WIN!
*heeeeuuuut!*
*Just realized Lys is on my team*
PINKCHOTICS FTW!
Chili Palmer
05-06-2008, 10:37 PM
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/waitingforguffman.jpg
Waiting for Mr. Hyde
Lysondra
05-06-2008, 10:47 PM
Are the pinkchotics going schoogirl uniform?
Mr Hyde
05-06-2008, 10:53 PM
Ok....I have been on the road tonight....had to travel over to Miami for work....just got in...see the dedication? 1:50 in the morning and I'm checking this thread...I hope my team notices the effort.
As for my next pick...I need more time...won't be able to make it until Wednesday afternoon...I'm sure that, in the meantime, we won't want for more shameless pic-whoring (did you hear that Team Hyde?)
Speaking of which...Team Hyde has received an offer to move to a different city. We'll be moving from Tampa to St Petersburg after St Pete offered to build us a new strip club, complete with luxury boxes. In exchange, we'll move the team and change our name....we'll now be known as "Team Wet Dream"
Look for the change on the MySpace page tomorrow, along with my next pick...I promise it'll be a doozy...
Aubreyyy
05-06-2008, 11:00 PM
^Whoa. That wasn't for me, was it, Aubreyyy?
I had to take down the post for a minute to edit something...And now I can't reattach the files; it tells me I've already uploaded those files to this thread.....hmph. I'd ask a mod for help, but nobody's online....
Sorry...Carry on...
It was :) Why so surprised?? }:D
Nicolina
05-06-2008, 11:08 PM
^^Cuz you're all crazy-hott n stuff.
Thank you!!! :)
Bob_Loblaw
05-06-2008, 11:25 PM
As for my next pick...I need more time...won't be able to make it until Wednesday afternoon...
http://www.vegiac.com/forums/images/smilies/smilies/mad2.gif http://forums.allaboutjazz.com/images/smilies/y_crying.gifhttp://www.techimo.com/images/img2/smilies/extended/angry.gifhttp://www.vegiac.com/forums/images/smilies/smilies/confused.gif http://www.vegiac.com/forums/images/smilies/smilies/tsk.gif
kitty260
05-06-2008, 11:54 PM
Holy hell we've got some smoking pinkies! Dang.
Darcy Foxx
05-07-2008, 12:31 AM
48 pages damnnn. i'm too lazy to read them all. have i been picked? if so, which team am i on?
Lysondra
05-07-2008, 12:34 AM
You're on the Pinkchotics with me, baby!
jaizaine
05-07-2008, 12:44 AM
what team am i on? i know mr hyde picked me.
nicolina that is the funniest shit ever - drag your balls thru glass just to suck the dick of the last guy who fucked her LOL do u do stand-up? thats clever and funny hehe.;)
Callyish
05-07-2008, 12:47 AM
hockeybobby, you are ON THE CLOCK!
CP
and a little Callyish for your listening and dinng pleasure!
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/cally-IMG_1349.jpg
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/cally-IMG_1348.jpg
OH GOD!!! You just had to post old scary pics of me! LoL
There are so many better ones :P
BTW awesome to know im owned by Gen 8) lol
Lysondra
05-07-2008, 12:50 AM
what team am i on? i know mr hyde picked me.
nicolina that is the funniest shit ever - drag your balls thru glass just to suck the dick of the last guy who fucked her LOL do u do stand-up? thats clever and funny hehe.;)
I think it's just called "Team Hyde"... he has a myspace. You're even on it.
jaizaine
05-07-2008, 12:55 AM
^^^^
:dunce: :dopey:
Cally shitttttttttt drool. love the outfit too.
Darcy Foxx
05-07-2008, 01:00 AM
pinkchotics, i love it. here's some pinkchotic hotness for you all!
jaizaine
05-07-2008, 01:04 AM
^^^^^^
:drool: :drool: :eye-poppi
Lysondra
05-07-2008, 01:04 AM
Ahahaha god that angle makes me look thick. Hahaha.
We need to make out for the team logo! :D
Apparently.
Callyish
05-07-2008, 01:04 AM
Okay so in spirit of the draft..... and for those of you who avoid pink... here are some pics for you :P
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/CanadianShyGirl/AshleyDesk.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/CanadianShyGirl/AT3.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/CanadianShyGirl/resize.jpg
Callyish
05-07-2008, 01:05 AM
and a few more(im bored and on painkillers lol)
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/CanadianShyGirl/AT1.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/CanadianShyGirl/AT2.jpg
Callyish
05-07-2008, 01:07 AM
^^^^
:dunce: :dopey:
Cally shitttttttttt drool. love the outfit too.
Ahaha thanks.. that pic is like 3 years old... i've lost so much weight, changed my hair and umm some bitch stole that outfit from me a long time ago lol. Im actually kinda embarrassed about those pics :-[
BrunetteGoddess
05-07-2008, 01:18 AM
School girl? Sure....
Darcy Foxx
05-07-2008, 01:33 AM
These are the only school girl shots I can find haha
Callyish
05-07-2008, 01:35 AM
I tried to find school girl pics but I don't have any :(
I don't even have a school girl theme for my feature shows lol.
I do however have a teacher...
WallyT
05-07-2008, 04:09 AM
To: Ladies of the Pinkchotics
From: General Manager
Ladies, please. I'm talking to you, Lys, Darcy, Nic and BGoddess. You're Pinkchotics. About the only schoolgirl act this team does is Carrie burning the gym down at the fucking prom. http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/carrie-flames.jpg
I admit, Lys' waiting in the girl's room to steal your lunch money shot was hot. Who am I kidding, they're all scorching erotic. But, still.
Besides, did you see BG's teacher getup? Now that outfit makes a statement.
Lys, please administer the riding crop to the next Pinkchotic who goes juvie on this draft.
W.T.
Lysondra
05-07-2008, 04:13 AM
AWESOME!
Everyone says I look like the preppy bully bitch schoolgirl, lol.
NOW I CAN WHIP EVERYONE!!
My whip matches my schoolgirl outfit too!!!
Darcy Foxx
05-07-2008, 04:26 AM
To: Ladies of the Pinkchotics
From: General Manager
Ladies, please. I'm talking to you, Lys, Darcy, Nic and BGoddess. You're Pinkchotics. About the only schoolgirl act this team does is Carrie burning the gym down at the fucking prom. http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/carrie-flames.jpg
I admit, Lys' waiting in the girl's room to steal your lunch money shot was hot. Who am I kidding, they're all scorching erotic. But, still.
Besides, did you see BG's teacher getup? Now that outfit makes a statement.
Lys, please administer the riding crop to the next Pinkchotic who goes juvie on this draft.
W.T.
Hmm... Carrie hey?
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg189/ashofgodsgirls/l_56cf5a0c4a4531b3ed888f231d0447fd.jpg
Lysondra
05-07-2008, 04:31 AM
^ AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT SHAGGING ME IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM.
Bitch.
Susan-Va
05-07-2008, 05:36 AM
FUCK YOU SUSAN!
PINKCHOTICS FOR THE WIN!
*heeeeuuuut!*
Is this a challenge???
Bring it on!
Lysondra
05-07-2008, 06:07 AM
Is this a challenge???
Bring it on!
Huthut!!
Alright.. what's the bet?
StuartL
05-07-2008, 06:15 AM
These are the only school girl shots I can find haha
Damn. Girls weren't like that whilst I was at school...
Nicolina
05-07-2008, 07:42 AM
Lys, please administer the riding crop to the next Pinkchotic who goes juvie on this draft.
Ooooohhh, d'you really mean that, Boss? Now you've done it. Time to break out the entire collection of plaid skirts....}:D
hockeybobby
05-07-2008, 07:53 AM
Holy hell we've got some smoking pinkies! Dang.
What she said^^^Damn!
GenWar
05-07-2008, 08:42 AM
The blue side has always been reserved for us mongers.
I just never realized how many of the pink ladies count themselves among our number. :)
-gen
Susan-Va
05-07-2008, 08:48 AM
Huthut!!
Alright.. what's the bet?
Not sure but I think there's gonna hafta be nakedness involved!
GenWar
05-07-2008, 09:06 AM
New York Times
December 12, 2008
Stockholm - The Swedish Academy held a press conference yesterday to announce the awarding of the Nobel Prize in Literature. The 2008 Nobel Prize in Literature has been awarded to "Chili Palmer" from the United States for his work entitled, "2008 Invitational SW Pinkie Hotness Draft." This is the first win for an American since Toni Morrison in 1993.
The award was announced by Horace Engdahl, current Secretary of the Swedish Academy. "We have chosen this work for the good it has brought to society." He announced the official text of the award, "The 2008 Nobel Prize in Literature is awarded to Chili Palmer for initiation and managing 2008 Invitational SW Pinkie Hotness Draft. Chili Palmer is recognized for his facilitation of the presentation of artistically significant and inspired pictures of ridiculously hot strippers in various stages of undress and in bold and ingenious contexts." The 18 members of the Academy, 15 men/3 women, were "moved in ways that literature has not affected us previously. It was a unique and deeply satisfying experience and we are breathlessly anticipating future endeavors."
This is a history making selection, as this is the first work published initially online chosen for the Nobel Prize. As such, this award has caused some unique challenges. Primarily, there will be no award ceremony, as the author and award-winner is a completely anonymous internet personage. The famous ceremony, where the award is presented to the winner by His Majesty the King of Sweden, will be replaced with His Majesty visiting Christie's Cabaret in Phoenix, Arizona, where the official Diploma and Gold Medal of the prize will be on permenant display. "We felt this was the best way to represent the nature and depth of the work," Mr. Engdahl explained. "We think this is what Chili Palmer would have wanted." His Majesty, King Carl XVI Gustaf, made no offical comment but it was noted that he was comfortable with the substitution, "as long as there is time to
hit up the Hi-liter, as well." The cash prize of 10,000,000 SEK (Swedish Krona; Approximately $1.4 million American) will be donated to the American Cancer Society, with the funds being earmarked for breast cancer research. "Again, our research has indicated that this would best represent Chili Palmer's wishes, given the unique circumstances."
Since the announcement of the award, the Academy has been bombarded by individuals claiming to be the actual Chili Palmer. "We anticipated this when we made our selection," Mr. Engdahl noted. "Despite compreshensive research, there is insufficient information to corroborate the identity of 'Chili Palmer.' We felt it best to take the steps to grant the award absent the actual physical individual."
The Swedish Academy is reponsible for choosing the Nobel Laureates in Literature. The Academy is composed of 18 members whose tenure is for life. Known as De Aderton (The Eighteen), current members of the Academy include distinguished Swedish writers, linguists, literary scholars, historians and a prominent jurist. Its working body is the Nobel Committee, elected from among its members for a three-year term.
Lysondra
05-07-2008, 09:26 AM
Not sure but I think there's gonna hafta be nakedness involved!
Hmmmm.... Hmmmmm....
Most creative use of a.....SCHOOL UNIFORM. PICS.
rippyd
05-07-2008, 09:31 AM
The 2008 Nobel Prize in Literature has been awarded to 'Chili Palmer' from the United States for his work entitled, '2008 Invitational SW Pinkie Hotness Draft.'
Very clever and witty. Excellent work, Gen.
To quote Midnight Oil:
When the General talks/You better listen to him
When the General talks/You better do what he say
Eric Stoner
05-07-2008, 10:11 AM
^^^^^ Chili's also been nominated for a Pulitzer and the Irving Thalberg
Lifetime Achievement Award.
Eric Stoner
05-07-2008, 10:20 AM
KikiWiki the 2d Round pick of Mr. Hyde has signed on.
As her agent I must let you know that there is already a bidding war between Team Hyde and NKOTB for her services.
That's the advantage of being a "multi-sport" star !. The cross-endorsement possibilities alone are fantastic.
All Good Things
05-07-2008, 10:22 AM
Ooooohhh, d'you really mean that, Boss? Now you've done it. Time to break out the entire collection of plaid skirts....}:D
Sweety, you'd have to unpack an entire suitcase to do that. It's going to take a while.
But one favor: Please leave the Massive Duffle Bag of Panties alone. The last time you unpacked that, it looked like a panty bomb had detonated in the hotel room, blasting panties in a massive shock wave that buried everything in sight. I swear I couldn't even find my damn laptop for three days....
doc-catfish
05-07-2008, 10:25 AM
The latest product from my team logo department:
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/7798/dcdomslogo04smxs6.th.gif (http://img211.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dcdomslogo04smxs6.gif)
SeppeSai
05-07-2008, 11:12 AM
Okay so in spirit of the draft..... and for those of you who avoid pink... here are some pics for you :P
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/CanadianShyGirl/AshleyDesk.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/CanadianShyGirl/AT3.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/CanadianShyGirl/resize.jpg
I have always liked you with the brown hair. :)