View Full Version : 2008 Invitational SW Pinkie Hotness Draft
SundayMorning
05-07-2008, 11:54 AM
Sweety, you'd have to unpack an entire suitcase to do that. It's going to take a while.
But one favor: Please leave the Massive Duffle Bag of Panties alone. The last time you unpacked that, it looked like a panty bomb had detonated in the hotel room, blasting panties in a massive shock wave that buried everything in sight. I swear I couldn't even find my damn laptop for three days....
Panty bomb! :rotfl: I approve.
Hmmmm Bobaroonie and assorted teammates, I think we need to step up our game...
Eric Stoner
05-07-2008, 12:04 PM
The ratings for this thread continue to go through the roof. 1226 replies and 26,373 views not counting the two spin off threads.
If only someone had figured out a way to sell advertising. We're talking Super
Bowl type numbers here. On a relative basis of course.
Why am I getting the feeling that next year's draft will be a PPV event ?
I can hear some wheels turning already.
rippyd
05-07-2008, 12:49 PM
Once the Pinkie Hotness Draft comes to an end, I think the Selection Committee should waive the normal 5-year waiting period and immediately enshrine this thread into the SW Hall of Fame, where fathers can take their sons to marvel at the genius exhibited herein for generations to come.
But first things first …. Where should the Hall of Fame be located? Tampa? Melbourne? Austin?
Thoughts?
Eric Stoner
05-07-2008, 12:52 PM
Once the Pinkie Hotness Draft comes to an end, I think the Selection Committee should waive the normal 5-year waiting period and immediately enshrine this thread into the SW Hall of Fame, where fathers can take their sons to marvel at the genius exhibited herein for generations to come.
But first things first …. Where should the Hall of Fame be located? Tampa? Melbourne? Austin?
Thoughts?
There can be only one choice. The strip club capital of the world with more clubs per capita than any other city. TAMPA !
GenWar
05-07-2008, 01:23 PM
There can be only one choice. The strip club capital of the world with more clubs per capita than any other city. TAMPA !
I would argue that the strip club capital of the world is Las Vegas. 8)
-gen
LilyLove
05-07-2008, 01:31 PM
There can be only one choice. The strip club capital of the world with more clubs per capita than any other city. TAMPA !
I thought that was Portland
Callyish
05-07-2008, 01:34 PM
I thought it was Toronto or Montreal lol...
hockeybobby
05-07-2008, 01:36 PM
My Team is RED HOT!!! ......Your team aint DOODLEYSQUAT.
Alenadowns
Cameron Keys
Dottie Rebel
Josie
Kaiarose
Krchab99
Mollyzmoon
Murdock
Scarlet Vancouver
Zxcire
I believe Hockey's Hotties to be the greatest Hotness team yet assembled.
Eric Stoner
05-07-2008, 01:37 PM
I would argue that the strip club capital of the world is Las Vegas. 8)
-gen
Vegas already has enough to be proud of.
Eric Stoner
05-07-2008, 01:39 PM
I thought that was Portland
Yes. But who REALLY wants to go to Portland. It's like putting the R &
R Hall of Fame in Cleveland. CLEVELAND ? Cleveland.
Eric Stoner
05-07-2008, 01:41 PM
I thought it was Toronto or Montreal lol...
Hmmmm. You may have an argument for the Toronto area on per capita and Montreal for ITC action ! But on that basis we could site it in Broward or Dade
Counties.
Callyish
05-07-2008, 01:41 PM
My Team is RED HOT!!! ......Your team aint DOODLEYSQUAT.
Alenadowns
Cameron Keys
Dottie Rebel
Josie
Kaiarose
Krchab99
Mollyzmoon
Murdock
Scarlet Vancouver
Zxcire
I believe Hockey's Hotties to be the greatest Hotness team yet assembled.
Yea well your team is missing someone.... ME :P
Callyish
05-07-2008, 01:43 PM
Hmmmm. You may have an argument for the Toronto area on per capita and Montreal for ITC action ! But on that basis we could site it in Broward or Dade
Counties.
Well if you combine Toronto/Misissauga you get much more ITC/OTC action then you would in Montreal... PLUS there are probably over 50 clubs in the area.
hockeybobby
05-07-2008, 01:45 PM
Yea well your team is missing someone.... ME :P
Yeah, but I got your pole teacher. She taught you everything you know. But she didn't teach you everything SHE knows.
You're going down Cally.
WallyT
05-07-2008, 01:48 PM
I believe Hockey's Hotties to be the greatest Hotness team yet assembled.
Um, 'scuse me, Mr. Ever So Polite Canadian Manager Guy....
Are Hockey and his Hotties all talk or are we ever going to see an HH in action?
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=16630&d=1202706568
threlayer
05-07-2008, 01:50 PM
Anyone want to update the Draft Status Report thread with which inductees have pictures in this thread?
I didn't think so.
rippyd
05-07-2008, 01:51 PM
There can be only one choice. The strip club capital of the world with more clubs per capita than any other city. TAMPA !
I may get my SCJ credentials revoked for admitting this, but I've never patronized a Tampa club. From what I hear, though, the city would be a worthy site for the SWHOF.
If it were up to me, I would select either Shotgun Willie's in Denver or Perfect 10 in Austin to house the SWHOF.
That's one man's opinion.:)
Callyish
05-07-2008, 01:52 PM
Action....
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/CanadianShyGirl/menshawna2.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/CanadianShyGirl/menshawna.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/CanadianShyGirl/atyler_147.jpg
threlayer
05-07-2008, 01:53 PM
Yes. But who REALLY wants to go to Portland. It's like putting the R &
R Hall of Fame in Cleveland. CLEVELAND ? Cleveland.
It's a brilliant idea if dedication is a requirement to visit the Hall of Fame. Unfortunately I'm just not that dedicated.
Callyish
05-07-2008, 01:56 PM
More action...
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/CanadianShyGirl/atyler_068.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/CanadianShyGirl/atyler_125.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/CanadianShyGirl/atyler_081.jpg
doc-catfish
05-07-2008, 01:56 PM
There can be only one choice. The strip club capital of the world with more clubs per capita than any other city. TAMPA !
I would argue that the strip club capital of the world is Las Vegas. 8)
-gen
I thought that was Portland
I thought it was Toronto or Montreal lol...
I thought it was Pattaya.
http://www.thaistudents.com/newsphotos/pattaya.jpg
hockeybobby
05-07-2008, 02:02 PM
Um, 'scuse me, Mr. Ever So Polite Canadian Manager Guy....
Are Hockey and his Hotties all talk or are we ever going to see an HH in action?
I won't repost a picture previously posted in this thread in case Dottie wants to remove it later, but here is the link: Dottie Rebel & Girlfriend (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1525922#post1525922)
That girl lives hotness every day.
hockeybobby
05-07-2008, 02:06 PM
Whoa....gotta give Cally a :thumbsup: on the "Action" shots.
WallyT
05-07-2008, 02:07 PM
More action...
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/CanadianShyGirl/atyler_068.jpg
The league needs to fly Callyish (and the GMs of each team) to OZ -- I believe a round-robin pool-off between her, Darcy Foxx, Lysondra and mermaidnz will broaden and deepen our appreciation and understanding of the sport.
Callyish, what's the name of that product? Looks like CoolWhip but nothing has its right name in your country.
rippyd
05-07-2008, 02:16 PM
More action...
Good heavens!
I was actually trying to get some work done. But now that I've taken a gander at Callyish's crazy hot pics, which completely blew my mind, I'm through for the day ... at least from a productivity standpoint.
Chili Palmer
05-07-2008, 03:20 PM
New York Times
December 12, 2008
Stockholm - The Swedish Academy held a press conference yesterday to announce the awarding of the Nobel Prize in Literature. The 2008 Nobel Prize in Literature has been awarded to "Chili Palmer" from the United States for his work entitled, "2008 Invitational SW Pinkie Hotness Draft." This is the first win for an American since Toni Morrison in 1993.
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/sallyfield.jpg
*sniff*
I'm feeling a little verklempt right now. Talk amongst yourselves: The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire. Discuss.
Oh, one more thing:
Hyde, you're on the g-d clock! Pick someone for cryin' out loud.
Aubreyyy
05-07-2008, 03:26 PM
Yes. But who REALLY wants to go to Portland. It's like putting the R &
R Hall of Fame in Cleveland. CLEVELAND ? Cleveland.
Haha...we've been discussing the "mistake by the lake" recently within my friend group. It earned the #1 worthless city in america title.
gingerlee
05-07-2008, 04:16 PM
Ummm..Cally, I want to do things to you. I'll even bring my own ice cream. I'm in WI at the moment, so I'm not even that far away. We can do it in the name of the draft!
hockeybobby
05-07-2008, 04:20 PM
Ummm..Cally, I want to do things to you. I'll even bring my own ice cream. I'm in WI at the moment, so I'm not even that far away. We can do it in the name of the draft!
You're in WI?...omg...find kaiarose.
kaiarose
05-07-2008, 04:21 PM
Ummm..Cally, I want to do things to you. I'll even bring my own ice cream. I'm in WI at the moment, so I'm not even that far away. We can do it in the name of the draft!
where are you??? probably waaaay up north, huh??
Callyish
05-07-2008, 04:22 PM
Ummm..Cally, I want to do things to you. I'll even bring my own ice cream. I'm in WI at the moment, so I'm not even that far away. We can do it in the name of the draft!
Good heavens girl! Get your ass to Winnipeg!!! If only I could sneak away.... but sadly I have a 1210 show in the afternoon then a 1245... then a 445, 545 and 7pm and so on *sigh*
So you come here and we'll play between shows :D
Mr Hyde
05-07-2008, 04:55 PM
All right mongers, Team Wet Dream, fka Team Hyde is back in business...after a hectic day earning future garter belt stuffers, we're now settled down in the bunker known as the Hampton Inn Miami-Dadeland. We're heading in to the war room and we'll have a pick for you momentarily.
In the meantime, continue to check out the Team Myspace page and drool.
Chili Palmer
05-07-2008, 05:23 PM
The Habaneros' cheer squad:
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/chippendale.jpg
Oh, wait. Gosh. Um, how did that picture get on my hard drive? Uh, must've been pixies. Yeah, that's it. Pixies. Whew, that was close (must find delete key.)
Ok, the real Habanero Chili Peppers:
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/spurs.jpg
MMM. Kneesocks.
And Hyde, if you f'n come online again to post that you're about to post:
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/Hulk_Smash_1.jpg
That is all.
The commish
Bob_Loblaw
05-07-2008, 05:25 PM
We're heading in to the war room and we'll have a pick for you momentarily.
http://joe-ks.com/archives_may2002/Waiting4Raise.jpg
Mr Hyde
05-07-2008, 05:33 PM
Team Wet Dream is ready to announce it's next pick...after this message from...
OK OK...here it is...with our next pick, we're selecting Tigress....
Why? She's fucking hot.
I'll post pics soon.
doc-catfish
05-07-2008, 05:35 PM
http://joe-ks.com/archives_may2002/Waiting4Raise.jpg
I can hear Chris Berman now. "Tick, tick. Tick, tick, tick..."
Chili Palmer
05-07-2008, 05:36 PM
Team Wet Dream is ready to announce it's next pick...after this message from...
OK OK...here it is...with our next pick, we're selecting Tigress....
Why? She's fucking hot.
I'll post pics soon.
And if the league pension fund hasn't kicked in already, Casual Observer is now on the clock.
CP
Casual Observer
05-07-2008, 05:56 PM
Always feeling the pulse of the industry in tacky and sticky places, Miso Horni from industry rag Pole Position recently asked Managing PL CO of the Boston Bombshells what they were planning to do about their vacancy in the goalie slot.
MH: Given the quality of competition being put out there this year, how do you plan to address the gaping hole in your defense?
CO: We're going to fill that hole in our lineup with an eminently qualified player whose stage savvy and physical assets are ideal for goalie; JustJayda.
MH: Why JustJayda?
CO: Have you seen that ass?
MH: Seen it? How would one miss it?
CO: Exactly. Next question, please.
Chili Palmer
05-07-2008, 06:08 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen! The Commodores!
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/Commodores.jpg
She's a brick----house
Mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick----house
The lady's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.
She's a brick----house
She's the one, the only one,
who's built like a amazon
We're together everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.
She knows she got everything
a woman needs to get a man, yeah.
How can she use, the things she use
36-24-36, what a winning hand!
(Chorus)
The clothes she wears, the sexy ways,
make an old man wish for younger days
She knows she's built and knows how to please
Sure enough to knock a man to his knees
(Chorus)
Shake it down, shake it down now (repeat)
The Habaneros select another Hometown Hottie, and she gets my personal Lap of Approval Golden Chili award for VIP Room MVP:
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/goldenchileaward.jpg
She's a bra-bustin' 32H SCORE model, who...wants to get bigger. A gal after my own heart. Allow me to introduce Kylee:
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/kylee2-1.jpg
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/kylee.jpg
A vacationing FBR is now on the clock. I'll be making his selection shortly.
CP
seraya
05-07-2008, 06:23 PM
CO: We're going to fill that hole in our lineup with an eminently qualified player whose stage savvy and physical assets are ideal for goalie; JustJayda.Congrats, awesome pick! She is very purrdy too ;D
Chili Palmer
05-07-2008, 06:29 PM
Team FBR selects Blue Jean Baby, a bundle of 21 year old cuteness:
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/BlueJeanBaby-NewCamera179-1.jpg
doc-catfish is on the clock!
The commish
doc-catfish
05-07-2008, 06:42 PM
Well, I feel I've done my best efforts to make sure I have a well diversified team that can cater to a host of varying tastes, although looking over the nine ladies that I've drafted, I realized I was missing something....a redhead.
And to the fellow veteran owners here (this means you Jay, FBR, CO) explain to me how did this gal stay on the boards for so long?
I've given you guys enough chances to snag her, so without further adieu, may I present, this beautiful, feisty, damsel. The original queen of the NATO thread.
Lilith.
http://www.stripperweb.com/gallery/displayimage.php?imageid=2425
http://www.stripperweb.com/gallery/displayimage.php?imageid=2424
SportsWriter2
05-07-2008, 06:55 PM
Two in a row - Blue Jean Baby and Lilith - pulled right off the rising stars team bus. I thought no one would ever find them. Excellent picks. :-\
Casual Observer
05-07-2008, 06:57 PM
Ah, Lilith...we'll always have that VIP hour at the Jacksonville Gold Club... :sigh:
BrunetteGoddess
05-07-2008, 07:04 PM
More hot pics plz. MOAR!
Mr Hyde
05-07-2008, 08:07 PM
Is Kylee for exhibition purposes only? She's only got three posts.
Not that I'm complaining about the pics....
Chili Palmer
05-07-2008, 08:13 PM
Is Kylee for exhibition purposes only? She's only got three posts.
Not that I'm complaining about the pics....
Sorry...her SW name is likewow:
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/member.php?u=32315
CP
rlams2000
05-07-2008, 08:14 PM
Is Kylee for exhibition purposes only? She's only got three posts.
Not that I'm complaining about the pics....
Disqualified.
rlams2000
05-07-2008, 08:15 PM
never mind
hockeybobby
05-07-2008, 08:16 PM
Sorry...her SW name is likewow:
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/member.php?u=32315
CP
That was close.