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crizgolfer
04-29-2008, 05:17 PM
Lmao...cp...

crizgolfer
04-29-2008, 05:25 PM
Wow, what a day. I have been in board meetings non-stop...this is tough work. We have been meeting with marketing people, PR people, and designers. I am making arrangements with the Topp's company regarding our team trading cards.

We have managed to make one decision. I unveil to you the official uniforms of the Birdie Girls...

PS - Can I pick Natalie Gulbis in this draft?

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 05:34 PM
nice outfit selection there criz

Bob_Loblaw
04-29-2008, 05:34 PM
Thank you wonderous commish for the "highlight film" following the picks...Kaiai...very nice...what is the stained glass behind you? Are you in church or something...let me know...because I might just find religion after all...
What stained glass? http://gprime.net/board/images/smilies/mf_popeanim.gif


Damn Arizona and their nonobservation of Daylight Savings Time. }:D

*grumble*

-gen
*Ahem* Daylight SAVING Time. You can thank me later Lys

crizgolfer
04-29-2008, 05:37 PM
What stained glass? http://gprime.net/board/images/smilies/mf_popeanim.gif

The stained glass that the "goddess" is standing in front of...yes...I most definitely have found religion....God is indeed a woman...and she is good...very good...

BrunetteGoddess
04-29-2008, 05:40 PM
CP is in AZ too? Sweet.

/threadjack.

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 05:45 PM
SPLUT has 30 minutes to post a selection. Otherwise, GenWar, you will be on the clock!

CP

crizgolfer
04-29-2008, 05:47 PM
That is two straight picks...right?

Bob_Loblaw
04-29-2008, 05:52 PM
PS - Can I pick Natalie Gulbis in this draft?Nah, save it for the athlete draft or something.

Again, I dunno how you could have possibly noticed anything other than KR in that pic.

And BG, no such thing as threadjacks in blue. How else would we have seemlessly transitioned from Sh0t :killer: to tacos? http://www.yahoofreak.com/emoticons/Food%20and%20Drink%20Emoticons/taco.gif

GenWar
04-29-2008, 06:00 PM
That is two straight picks...right?

Technically it is one pick in round one which ends round one and then is immediately followed by round two where the first pick is done.

so...uhhh...yeah.

-gen

Bob_Loblaw
04-29-2008, 06:04 PM
I hope Splut shows... 'cause Gen would clean house! It would totally change my drafting strategies

GenWar
04-29-2008, 06:08 PM
Bah...I am an enigma. My picks will be left field and odd...You WANT me because I will leave off the generally accepted list of "best available" and snipe some low mileage lovelies from the outside...

`Sides...gotta replace Vick. :(

-gen

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 06:09 PM
Yeah, it's like bringing in Scott Pioli to do your NFL Fantasy League. tick...tick...tick

CP'

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 06:13 PM
A'ight. SPLUT's a no show, so, GenWar, you are ON THE CLOCK!

CP

GenWar
04-29-2008, 06:15 PM
With all due apologies and respect to SPLUT...

With the 12th and final pick in the first round of the 2008 Invitational SW Pinkie Hotness Draft, the GenWar Giants select PaigeDWinter, positional dancer from the state of Florida.

We spoke to GM GenWar earlier and this is what he had to say:

"The Giants needed an all around position stripper able to perform on stage and in the dance booth with consistancy. Further, we were looking for the type of stunning beauty that can serve as a "face" for the organization and we believe Ms. Winter has the look we crave. Finally, during the camps, we placed a priority on Sense of Humor, and, while we saw a lot of good talent, we were particularly impressed by Ms. Winter's humor, charm, wit and detailed facial expressions."

All in all, not a surprising pick from the Giants...

-gen

P.S. http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=114048

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 06:17 PM
Yeah, I figured you'd be pretty fast...now, onto Round 2...GenWar, you are still ON THE CLOCK! hockeybobby, you are on deck.

CP

GenWar
04-29-2008, 06:17 PM
With the 1st pick of the second round of the 2008 Invitational SW Pinkie Hotness Draft, the GenWar Giants select the artist formally known as Cally and also known as Ashley Tyler, one Callyish, LB feature from the frozen north.

Again, a statement from GM GenWar:

"It is well known among the league that, despite our outstanding performance last season, the point of weakness on the Giants can be found in the features. Specifically too few and not of the consistant quality needed to field a competitive team. Callyish is obviously a top pick in the beauty and style categories but, as a feature specialist, she brings a wealth of experience and creativity that will broaden the depth of our features for seasons to come. We were impressed with her poise and pole performance in camp, as well as her accolades, including 2008 Miss Nude Canada Showgirl of the year and 2007 Miss Nude Canada Rookie of the Year."

He added...

"Oh yeah, and have you seen her rack?! Madre de Dios!"

-gen

P.S. http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=112475

rlams2000
04-29-2008, 06:18 PM
Damn, scratch 2 off my list.

GenWar
04-29-2008, 06:19 PM
Sometimes a man must face and accept his own predictability...

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 06:20 PM
hockeybobby, you are ON THE CLOCK!

CP

and a little Callyish for your listening and dinng pleasure!

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/cally-IMG_1349.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/cally-IMG_1348.jpg

Bob_Loblaw
04-29-2008, 06:21 PM
Wasting no time I see Gen. That's two Canadians down hb!

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 06:29 PM
Only thing I have on Bella21 (damn those small college SIDs!):

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/Bella21-IMG_0036_2.jpg

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 06:31 PM
Excellent picks GenWar. Both gamers.

For Hockey's Hotties 1st pick of the second round of the 2008 ISW Hottie Draft, we're gonna fill some specific needs.

First of all, we need someone well travelled and experienced in the feature arena. Someone who can take hold of the room and demand the best out of her teammates. Someone who can communicate well and act as liason between management and the other girls, and will take no shit from anyone.
She's gotta be hot as fuck, and she's gotta have a schoolgirl outfit.

Gentlemen, I give you, Hockey's Hotties new captain, and modelling our official uniform.....

SCARLETT VANCOUVER

Bob_Loblaw
04-29-2008, 06:33 PM
Whatever happened to Bella21's website?

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 06:33 PM
http://www.stripperweb.com/gallery/displayimage.php?imageid=2012

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 06:35 PM
I had to hold my breath when you made that comment earlier CP. I couldn't bitch cuz I figured SPLUT might grab her.

Brains and beauty personified.

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 06:35 PM
Saw that one coming. Here she is:

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/scarlett_vancouverAs16.jpg


Crizgolfer, you are ON THE CLOCK!

CP

Bob_Loblaw
04-29-2008, 06:37 PM
I recall a post where Mollyzmoon claimed SV looked like a brunette Gwyneth Paltrow in person. I concur.

crizgolfer
04-29-2008, 06:48 PM
The Birdie Girls are keeping their focus on the international talent pool. We again venture down under for another hottie of extraordinary magnitude. There is not a camera on earth that she cannot make look good. I can only imagine how sexy she will look in the official uniform...

In the 2nd round...The Birdie Girls select Mermaidnz...For your pleasure I have attached her film from the latest combine...

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 06:51 PM
Looks like crizgolfer has thrown another succulent prawn on the barbie (that's the way they really say it down under (up yours Paul Hogan!), so

WallyT, you are ON THE CLOCK!

CP

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 06:53 PM
criz has an extensive scouting network set up in Australia. He spots all the talent there early.

WallyT
04-29-2008, 06:55 PM
D'oh! Good pick, criz. Scratch one off the WallyT list. I had hoped mermaidnz would be a sleeper pick in a later round, but I see that the Southern Hemisphere scouts have been busy this draft season.

The Pinkchotics will continue the pillaging of the Oz talent pool. The smallest continent has a wealth of hotness, danger and instability, which the team will exploit even if criz snagged one lovely erstwhile ennzedder.

We'll have not one but two Aussie brunettes providing locker room leadership. 2nd round pick for the Pinkchotics is Darcy Foxx.

rlams2000
04-29-2008, 06:58 PM
I wanted Darcy. dammit

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg189/ashofgodsgirls/zombienurse.jpg

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 06:58 PM
D'oh! Good pick, criz. Scratch one off the WallyT list. I had hoped mermaidnz would be a sleeper pick in a later round, but I see that the Southern Hemisphere scouts have been busy this draft season.

The Pinkchotics will continue the pillaging of the Oz talent pool. The smallest continent has a wealth of hotness, danger and instability, which the team will exploit even if criz snagged one lovely erstwhile ennzedder.

We'll have not one but two Aussie brunettes providing locker room leadership. 2nd round pick for the Pinkchotics is Darcy Foxx.

Looks like my mandate to go international was taken seriously by you gentlemen, or, it's a sad commentary on the hotness of American strippers. Regardless,

rlams2000, you are ON THE CLOCK!
CP

rlams2000
04-29-2008, 07:00 PM
The Sirens of St. Louis take Pretty Penney. She reminds me of Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/chryscat/IMG_2104.jpg

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 07:02 PM
Another surprise pick in the early rounds.

Bob Loblaw, you are ON THE CLOCK! (I happen to know that Bob is watching the Suns game right now, so he might be until halftime before posting.)

CP

rlams2000
04-29-2008, 07:07 PM
Good night.

crizgolfer
04-29-2008, 07:10 PM
The Sirens of St. Louis take Pretty Penney. She reminds me of Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/chryscat/IMG_2104.jpg

Ah yes...the aptly name Ms. Pretty Penney...nice selection RLAMS...

WallyT
04-29-2008, 07:14 PM
If round 3 takes place tomorrow, I'll be unavailable for much of the day and evening. If I don't draft within 15 minutes of the clock, Lunarobverse is designated assistant Pinkchotics GM.

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 07:16 PM
Gotcha...remember, you can always PM me your choice, as CO did earlier today.

CP

Bob_Loblaw
04-29-2008, 07:18 PM
Can we call time out? http://www.iranfootballonline.com/forums/images/smilies/timeout.gif OK, it's not like the Suns are gonna come back from 3-0 so I'll end the suspense.

Looking for a complementary addition alongside Katrine, we have decided to use our 2nd pick to select sc0101. It is with deep regret that her entire highlight reel was lost in transit by DHL; however, those who remember her have flashes of brilliance (i.e., her booty pics) emblazoned in memory. Only an ass like that could keep Katrine in check.

Bob_Loblaw
04-29-2008, 07:19 PM
Gotcha...remember, you can always PM me your choice, as CO did earlier today.

CP
But isn't that a conflict of interest Mr. Commish? I mean, who's to say you wouldn't try to scoop up blkbarbie from CO?

doc-catfish
04-29-2008, 07:20 PM
Gotcha...remember, you can always PM me your choice, as CO did earlier today.
Got called in to work tonight. Done.

SportsWriter2
04-29-2008, 07:20 PM
I read a piece early this morning on the NFL All Undrafted team. I'll let you guys draft til you drop, then I'll pick my undrafted team. I'm scouting some rising stars with 50-400 posts who aren't well known yet.

If anyone wants to be on the Rising Stars team, send me pics of you in a football jersey or anything with a number on it. Or write a number on yourself with a Sharpie. All you need is a mirror and a digital camera. Bella21 and Pretty Penney got it right. No one else needs to know.

If you don't get drafted, you can be a Rising Star. :)

crizgolfer
04-29-2008, 07:21 PM
^^^
Lmao

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 07:22 PM
Can we call time out? http://www.iranfootballonline.com/forums/images/smilies/timeout.gif OK, it's not like the Suns are gonna come back from 3-0 so I'll end the suspense.

Looking for a complementary addition alongside Katrine, we have decided to use our 2nd pick to select sc0101. It is with deep regret that her entire highlight reel was lost in transit by DHL; however, those who remember her have flashes of brilliance (i.e., her booty pics) emblazoned in memory. Only an ass like that could keep Katrine in check.

2300 posts and I just don't recall her. I think she may be the Syd Finch of the draft, but you go it. Now go back to watch you setting Suns.

CP

Mr. Hyde, you are ON THE CLOCK!

Bob_Loblaw
04-29-2008, 07:28 PM
That's your own damn fault for boycotting pink CP. You definitely missed out. I swear... her pics were epic and thankfully, she was also a pic whore

crizgolfer
04-29-2008, 07:36 PM
I believe she was also the founder of the "Random Thread."

GenWar
04-29-2008, 07:52 PM
Hmmm...perhaps Dr. Jekyell is currently in charge...

-gen

Mr Hyde
04-29-2008, 08:24 PM
Oh shit, I'm on the clock? OK hang on...I'll be up with my pick shortly...