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Mr Hyde
04-29-2008, 08:29 PM
Hey, I thought sc0101 was determined to be a fraud? Can we vote for frauds, because if so, I want to vote for that one poster who was outed...Rosesomething...

Anyway, the Hyde squad is going to pick up MermaidNZ...that story about how she was lured to do a photo shoot by some guy who then seduced her....kind of stuck in my mind...that, and her enormous gazongas.

crizgolfer
04-29-2008, 08:31 PM
^^^

Sorry, Mr. Hyde...I already picked her..

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 08:32 PM
Oh man. duck Mr Hyde.

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 08:33 PM
What team was it that picked a dead guy once?

crizgolfer
04-29-2008, 08:37 PM
Must have been the Chicago Bears...In fact, he still plays quarterback for them...;)

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 08:40 PM
Hey, I thought sc0101 was determined to be a fraud? Can we vote for frauds, because if so, I want to vote for that one poster who was outed...Rosesomething...

Anyway, the Hyde squad is going to pick up MermaidNZ...that story about how she was lured to do a photo shoot by some guy who then seduced her....kind of stuck in my mind...that, and her enormous gazongas.

Try again, dude. Crizgolfer just nabbed her. I love this dramatic tension.

CP

Bob_Loblaw
04-29-2008, 08:43 PM
Hey, I thought sc0101 was determined to be a fraud? Can we vote for frauds, because if so, I want to vote for that one poster who was outed...Rosesomething...
Even after the risks were weighed, her potential was just too hard to ignore. She founded the most successful thread in SW history and was an all star in the booty thread.

MermaidNZ isn't available anymore but RoseDelight is

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 08:49 PM
Keep it real, peeps. This is a hotness draft. If you think a dude pretending to be a girl is hot, then head over www.tgstories.com

CP

Bob_Loblaw
04-29-2008, 09:08 PM
Neither were guys. The debacle with sc0101 had to do with her making claims she got a free ride into med school but she really didn't.

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 09:19 PM
Mr H logged off eh

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 09:50 PM
Well, I even PM'd the dude while he still showed up on the site, so we'll pass over his turn for now and he'll get a makeup pick when he comes back on.

So that means Casual Observer is on the clock. CO is actually at an Eddie Izzard concert right now, and he PM'd me his pick earlier today, with the comments, "Solid player, physically, and easy on defense." Ladies and germs, I give you, Hannah83

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/hanna83.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/hannah83-dm2.jpg

He'll add more color commentary later. It's now the commish's choice, and there's little doubt where I am gonna go.

CP

crizgolfer
04-29-2008, 09:52 PM
Oh my god...how could i miss her!

Whoa...I will stop now as the words that follow will be nothing but tongue tied gibberish...

Mr Hyde
04-29-2008, 09:54 PM
Fuck that! I'm back in the game! MermaidNZ was taken...fuck....ok hang on...heading back to the war room....

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 10:01 PM
Well, damn! I was gonna go all blkbarbie804 on your asses, to combine the 32F firepower of Bridgette with the 32DDDD guns of BB, but she managed only 83 posts before she was banned, thus making her the Gale Sayers of 2008 ISWPHD. Fuck it, here's a picture anyway, just because I never get tired of those tits:






http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/WEIGHTLOSS.jpg

With that said, my second round choice out of The Ohio State Stripclub University, a perennial Heiswoman candidate, CinnamonKisses

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/CK-black20Barbie.jpg

And here she on a congratulatory phone call:

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/CK-Black20barbie1.jpg

And with that business out of the way, FBR is on the clock.

CP

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 10:03 PM
FBR also PM'd me his choice, as he "had to roll," selecting the self-proclaimed fascist killing machine, Susan Wayward, noting he appreciated her "High hotness factor and cool under pressure."

CP

And with that, doc-catfish is now on the clock.

Mr Hyde
04-29-2008, 10:06 PM
lol....it's funny you say that, because I was thinking about taking blackbarbie too...

OK I got scammed out of Mermaidnz, but I like my makeup pick...Team Hyde is gonna go with kikiwiki

We think we can get value and fit her in under the salary cap. And she's got major league yabbos.

Chili Palmer
04-29-2008, 10:07 PM
And doc-catfish also PM's me, concerned that Casual Observer was going to nab his pick, but he gets his first choice this round after all, namely the rockin' Zabrina.

So now, JZ, you are on the clock. You have two picks and then may go to bed, senor.

CP

Mr Hyde
04-29-2008, 10:10 PM
And doc-catfish also PM's me, concerned that Casual Observer was going to nab his pick, but he gets his first choice this round after all, namely the rockin' Zabrina.

So now, JZ, you are on the clock. You have two picks and then may go to bed, senor.

CP

Motherfucker, I missed that one....Zabrina in the second round is a quality pick. She's first round material.

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 10:18 PM
Holy Flurry

Dirty Ernie
04-29-2008, 10:46 PM
The way this draft is going, I think I may be able to field a competitive team with free agents. C'mon boys, didn't any of you attend the combine this year?

hockeybobby
04-29-2008, 10:57 PM
I think JayZ hit the hay.
I won't be on the clock for hours....i'll hurry up and sleep now.

Mr Hyde
04-29-2008, 11:06 PM
hitting the sack now...

ColetteCalahan
04-29-2008, 11:56 PM
this thread is absolutely fantastic. i am honored to have been picked. *curtsies and bows out* :P

hockeybobby
04-30-2008, 12:09 AM
Acceptance speechs are cool. Wouldn't it be even cooler if a girl balked a la Lindros, and refused to report to her team...slagged the owner and shit? hehe

Chili Palmer
04-30-2008, 12:13 AM
And JZ closes out the 2nd round and starts out the third with a surprising pick. Damn you on the miabella...I thought she might last to the middle rounds...she's a gamer, like having a second coach on the field.

So, doc-catfish, sometime Wednesday, YOU ARE ON THE CLOCK!

CP

Now time to track down some pix on these choices.

Bob_Loblaw
04-30-2008, 12:16 AM
Awww... JZ got NaomiTX. miabella is a solid pick

Susan Wayward
04-30-2008, 12:16 AM
Acceptance speechs are cool. Wouldn't it be even cooler if a girl balked a la Lindros, and refused to report to her team...slagged the owner and shit? hehe

If FBR expected me to come to Ohio I'd be as excited as Eli Manning with the Chargers.

Bob_Loblaw
04-30-2008, 12:17 AM
Acceptance speechs are cool. Wouldn't it be even cooler if a girl balked a la Lindros, and refused to report to her team...slagged the owner and shit? hehe
Methinks it's gonna happen sooner than you think

hockeybobby
04-30-2008, 12:33 AM
Methinks it's gonna happen sooner than you think

There has been grumbling...but only of the under-the-breath kind.
It would be mischievous for someone to fan the flames.
Nobody here would do that. Would they?
I'm going to go to sleep and dream of happy girls.

seraya
04-30-2008, 12:45 AM
There has been grumbling...but only of the under-the-breath kind. I think most of the pinkies have dealt with it rather well... thus far.

There was some questioning regarding the piccies but thats all been resolved ;)

Besides look at the number of thread views LMAO! That has to be a blue-baller record me thinks ;D

SportsWriter2
04-30-2008, 04:58 AM
I'm shocked to see so many quality players left on the table, including my top wide receiver out of Iowa. :O The undrafted Rising Stars team will rule this league. The last shall be first. Keep the pics coming... with numbers 1-99.

Casual Observer
04-30-2008, 05:08 AM
And doc-catfish also PM's me, concerned that Casual Observer was going to nab his pick, but he gets his first choice this round after all, namely the rockin' Zabrina.

You son of a bitch, DC...that was my next under-the-radar choice.

Clearly, you've been pulling the patented Belichick Stripper Stealth Steal on my internal deliberations. I plan to bring this up with the next owners' meeting.

hockeybobby
04-30-2008, 06:25 AM
I think most of the pinkies have dealt with it rather well... thus far.

There was some questioning regarding the piccies but thats all been resolved ;)

Besides look at the number of thread views LMAO! That has to be a blue-baller record me thinks ;D

*relieved happy hockeybobby*

doc-catfish
04-30-2008, 06:36 AM
Ladies and germs, I give you, Hannah83
Ahh, damnit she was on the list. :banghead:

Well, with Hannah gone, I'm going to have to consult my west coast scout and use my backup, Tigersmilk for pick #26. The perfect yang to GL and Zabrina's ying, and hey she has a moderator's badge in case a pillow fight breaks out in the locker room. (Not that I'd want her to prevent that sort of behavior).

I'm sure CP has some better photos in his vault, but for now this will have to do.

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=97198

i.breathe.in
04-30-2008, 06:52 AM
you guys didnt put me in, shit i may not have a gun like blkbarbie but i beat the hell out of a bitch with a shotglass once...haha.

GenWar
04-30-2008, 07:18 AM
you guys didnt put me in, shit i may not have a gun like blkbarbie but i beat the hell out of a bitch with a shotglass once...haha.

Day ain't over, ma'am. ;)

-gen

hockeybobby
04-30-2008, 07:28 AM
you guys didnt put me in, shit i may not have a gun like blkbarbie but i beat the hell out of a bitch with a shotglass once...haha.

Shotglass smack down ability is a factor no doubt, under the heading "special talent considerations".

rippyd
04-30-2008, 08:06 AM
As a spectator of the ongoing proceedings, let me just say that the Pinkie Hotness Draft kicks the NFL Draft's ass in terms of entertainment value and suspense.

Lovin' it!

Mr Hyde
04-30-2008, 08:25 AM
OK I've done some more homework...got a nice list going that should stack my team deep in to the late rounds.

But...if any pinkies want to join Team Hyde, I'm holding a combine. PM for details.

hockeybobby
04-30-2008, 08:37 AM
I read a piece early this morning on the NFL All Undrafted team. I'll let you guys draft til you drop, then I'll pick my undrafted team. I'm scouting some rising stars with 50-400 posts who aren't well known yet.

If anyone wants to be on the Rising Stars team, send me pics of you in a football jersey or anything with a number on it. Or write a number on yourself with a Sharpie. All you need is a mirror and a digital camera. Bella21 and Pretty Penney got it right. No one else needs to know.

If you don't get drafted, you can be a Rising Star. :)

A goddamn brilliant idea Sporty. Your masterbatorium will be flush with hot pics.

Chili Palmer
04-30-2008, 08:42 AM
I think most of the pinkies have dealt with it rather well... thus far.

There was some questioning regarding the piccies but thats all been resolved ;)

Besides look at the number of thread views LMAO! That has to be a blue-baller record me thinks ;D

Just as a point of information, every pic used by me is currently available from this site, either in a thread or via a direct link.

CP

hockeybobby
04-30-2008, 08:53 AM
Just as a point of information, every pic used by me is currently available from this site, either in a thread or via a direct link.

CP

Were you able to find pics for the more recent picks CP? Or should we extend an invitation for the girls to post one of themselves?

threlayer
04-30-2008, 09:03 AM
Who possesses that valuable pictures database of gals who posted their pics on SW? Or is it extracted from the various pics treads, ad hoc?

I'm enjoying this thread, but I dont really get much of the palaver. In fact I haven't gone back to the pink side since it started. But I might now to see if this thread is discussed there.

Mr Hyde
04-30-2008, 09:18 AM
I gotta run for a while..don't skip my pick...I've got a doozie coming up

GenWar
04-30-2008, 09:20 AM
Aight...who let CP come and go without putting FBR on the clock?

-gen

Chili Palmer
04-30-2008, 09:38 AM
Ahh, damnit she was on the list. :banghead:

Well, with Hannah gone, I'm going to have to consult my west coast scout and use my backup, Tigersmilk for pick #26. The perfect yang to GL and Zabrina's ying, and hey she has a moderator's badge in case a pillow fight breaks out in the locker room. (Not that I'd want her to prevent that sort of behavior).

I'm sure CP has some better photos in his vault, but for now this will have to do.

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=97198

A great selection, doc. Terrific value in the third round. Check out these guns:

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/TM-armvr7.jpg

And here's a shot of TM contemplating her missed opportunity to lap The Commish a couple of years ago:

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/tm-img2018smallqn6.jpg

That's about nine different levels of gorgeous.

So, FBR, you are ON THE CLOCK (but it's the morning, so we're not concerned until prime time).

CP

Chili Palmer
04-30-2008, 09:42 AM
I'm shocked to see so many quality players left on the table, including my top wide receiver out of Iowa. :O The undrafted Rising Stars team will rule this league. The last shall be first. Keep the pics coming... with numbers 1-99.

Lots of rounds left...we can easily go 10, which means 120 girls total selected. Remember, Tom Brady was a sixth rounder, and Matt Hasselbeck wasn't even drafted. I know I can guarantee some major surprise picks coming up.

CP

Lapaholic
04-30-2008, 10:33 AM
OK so no one is accepting offers to relocate to Richmond... ( GenWar I have a Padron Serie 1926 with your name on it ;) ) So perhaps the league may consider expanding after the draft is over... SportsWriter and I see much talent here going to waste!!!

Susan Wayward
04-30-2008, 12:35 PM
I know I have some photo of Katrine, me, and NinaDaisy in a bathtub somewhere around here but I just can't seem to find it. But I did find one more Vegas photo from the 2006 Ho Bowl. There are also some photos of B and me naked somewhere, crap, where did those go?

http://www.rivercitykitty.com/images/tmsusb.jpg

hockeybobby
04-30-2008, 12:51 PM
Wow...an unexpected treat. Awesome Susan. We'll have to use our imagination for the bathtub pic for now, but we are SCJ PL after all, and imagination is our strong suit.