View Full Version : 2008 Invitational SW Pinkie Hotness Draft
Mr Hyde
04-30-2008, 12:58 PM
Jesus....after that pic of Bridgette, I might be willing to make a trade....
Lunarobverse
04-30-2008, 12:59 PM
It's a crying shame that Portland, the premiere strip club town, isn't represented in this league. I might have to go indie.
Wonder if I can sign some local talent? I know someone's already made a bid for Susan... let me talk to my well-funded but secretive silent partners, though.
Ladies, PM me if you want to open negotiations. I have hats.
Lunarobverse
04-30-2008, 01:00 PM
Also, this thread amuses me greatly.
I know I'm not the only one, too. This is the fun that SW seems to have been missing lately.
Susan Wayward
04-30-2008, 01:06 PM
It's a crying shame that Portland, the premiere strip club town, isn't represented in this league.
What the fuck? I'm in Portland. But yes, I am a Texas-bred stripper. Just as with football, a disproportionate number of strippers come from the big three: California, Florida, and Texas.
Also, that's B before the upgrade. The boobies are larger now.
Mr Hyde
04-30-2008, 01:09 PM
r u serious? Got a pic with the upgrade?
Lunarobverse
04-30-2008, 01:12 PM
What the fuck? I'm in Portland. But yes, I am a Texas-bred stripper. Just as with football, a disproportionate number of strippers come from the big three: California, Florida, and Texas.
I meant among the "owners", not among the talent.
Susan Wayward
04-30-2008, 01:19 PM
Of course I have a pic with the upgrade.
Oh, wait, you wanted to see it? I'll have to ask her.
hockeybobby
04-30-2008, 01:21 PM
Are you looking for those pictures Susan?
Just checking...
No hurry...
GenWar
04-30-2008, 01:31 PM
Yes...B was a champ. She resisted everytime I tried to come see her...not sure why. It wasn't a schedule thing like with Susan..there were chances, she just didnt' confirm...Now she is one of the "lost" pinkies :(
-gen
Mr Hyde
04-30-2008, 01:42 PM
Who exactly is on the clock right now and which direction are we going in the queue?
hockeybobby
04-30-2008, 01:47 PM
Who exactly is on the clock right now and which direction are we going in the queue?
Last I checked FBR was up...not so much on the Commish's clock...he's being lenient during working hours. We are headed back down in order in the 3rd round.
Maybe I'll go back and check.
I'm like that.
Speak first, check my facts later...only if necessary though.
Lonelily
04-30-2008, 01:47 PM
FBR's on the clock, damn it! Where is he?!?
I mean...what an immature thread...why would anyone check this obsessively? :P
rippyd
04-30-2008, 01:51 PM
A quick look at the 2nd-round picks of doc-catfish and Mr. Hyde ...
Zabrina & Kikiwiki
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c329/sisterblisters/DSC07171mini.jpg
And another
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c86/latinrose222/VegasPart2013.jpg
Nice job, fellas.
doc-catfish
04-30-2008, 01:57 PM
Current ISWPHD franchise location map. Notice the arrow showing the Baltimore Colts packing up their equipment and moving from SPLUT's location to GenWar's in the middle of the night.
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/6426/stripperdraftmapij2.th.gif (http://img230.imageshack.us/my.php?image=stripperdraftmapij2.gif)
I didn't know relatively where Wally T and Hockeybobby were, so I put Wally on a cruise ship and Bobby up in Hudson Bay with the polar bears.
If you'd like your location moved, or your logo or colors changed, just holler.
rippyd
04-30-2008, 02:05 PM
Another one of Hannah83
CO-You did well. You did very, very well.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a278/hannah_83/karabw.jpg
BrunetteGoddess
04-30-2008, 02:05 PM
This thread is fun to watch Lily, it's totally OK ;)
Mr Hyde
04-30-2008, 02:07 PM
FBR's on the clock, damn it! Where is he?!?
I mean...what an immature thread...why would anyone check this obsessively? :P
What are your stats? I may have to pick you in the next round.
Lunarobverse
04-30-2008, 02:09 PM
doc-catfish:
That's awesome.
And a huge tribute to Chili Palmer and everyone to making this thread. It's inspiring.
But, still, it points to the fact that the whole Left Coast needs franchises. Who do I gotta bribe -- I mean, lobby?
ColetteCalahan
04-30-2008, 02:15 PM
i might be able to throw out a pic from la swfest... lemme get permission from some of the girls (there were a LOT of us there- tm, bella, georgiapeach, london, yek) and i'll have it up soon.
hockeybobby
04-30-2008, 02:18 PM
Nice job Doc. I like where you've located my team. It's easy to spot, and that Southern Ontario area is a little congested anyways. Give's me a sorta "Team Canada" feel. The colours are a nice touch too.
Lily: FBR is just jacking up the suspense a bit. He's waiting, like a rock band before their entrance, for the crowd to show the appropriate anticipation.
I was thinking. If I was quarterbacking under what warm and juicy ass and va-jay-jay would I want to stick my cold hands.
Lonelily
I mean, just look at her ass avatar pic }:D
Back to you, commish :)
FBR
Lily: FBR is just jacking up the suspense a bit. He's waiting, like a rock band before their entrance, for the crowd to show the appropriate anticipation.
You give me too much credit sir. I was just waiting for my last employee to leave so I could open up the window and type ;)
FBR
Lonelily
04-30-2008, 02:44 PM
...Did you seriously just pick me?
ColetteCalahan
04-30-2008, 02:46 PM
^ you & susan and i get to play on the same team?? ohh... hAWt. :D
hockeybobby
04-30-2008, 02:47 PM
Excellent choice FBR. Decidedly worth the wait.
crizgolfer
04-30-2008, 02:49 PM
Really nice FBR...you just stole my next pic...
...Did you seriously just pick me?
Yes. Are you mad? I mean, if you are I can ask the commish to permit a repick. May not work though. CP is a stickler for the rules :P
FBR
crizgolfer
04-30-2008, 02:52 PM
Who's on the clock?
Lonelily
04-30-2008, 02:57 PM
Yes. Are you mad? I mean, if you are I can ask the commish to permit a repick. May not work though. CP is a stickler for the rules :P
FBR
Noooo. Just shocked. And, in the spirit of the game, for an extremely limited time...
Limited time's over! ;)
crizgolfer
04-30-2008, 02:57 PM
BREAKING NEWS FROM ESPN:
ESPN is reporting that Crizgolfer, the owner of The Birdie Girls, has fired his entire Midwest scouting crew. This comes following the Hannah83 debacle.
In regards to his Midwest scouting crew Crizgolfer stated, "How could these poor excuses for a brain fart overlook such incredible talent?"
ESPN will continue following this rapidly developing story...
Who's on the clock?
If I have the vertical direction correct, I think CP.
FBR
crizgolfer
04-30-2008, 02:58 PM
Noooo. Just shocked. And, in the spirit of the game, for an extremely limited time...
Wow and very nice... ;)
Noooo. Just shocked. And, in the spirit of the game, for an extremely limited time...
Don't be surprised. Hell, I fucked both Criz and Mr Hyde by drafting you }:D
FBR
ETA: I removed your pic from my quote in case you decide to erase your pic. Damn, I am too nice ;)
hockeybobby
04-30-2008, 03:02 PM
Noooo. Just shocked. And, in the spirit of the game, for an extremely limited time...
Man, I'm glad I got here in time to see this. Thanks Lily, you're a good sport for giving us this quick peek. Very hot.
crizgolfer
04-30-2008, 03:03 PM
Looks like the Commishis on the clock...
FBR...no hard feelings...If you didn't fuck me, then Mr. Hyde would have...;)
GenWar
04-30-2008, 03:11 PM
The trick is to talk your smack without laying it out. And let's face it...Lonelily was lobbying hard :) I'm still pissed about WallyT's last pick. ;)
My list is in writing and, if none of you had snapped her up, she would have been lead pick in Round 4, courtesy of the GenWar Giants.
-gen
LIly, if you can, keep your pic up til the commish gets back. He might want to comment }:D
FBR
Mr Hyde
04-30-2008, 03:18 PM
Shit Lilly, if you'd post more pics, you might've made the first round.
I have a helluva pick coming up though, so I will try to avoid being fucked by FBR
The Commish Is On Line!
FBR
Chili Palmer
04-30-2008, 03:27 PM
Wow...thread really took off while I was gone. "Affairs of state must take precendence over the affairs of state" and all that...Anyways, I am about to demoralize all of you. This pick is like the Lakers getting Pau Gasol for a bag of basketballs. I give you:
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/rusdancer-Lisa_062.jpg
rusdancer! Kazaaaat! You may pick your tongues up off the ground now, gentlemen. Weep, bitches!
Casual Observer is now on the (casual) clock.
CP
Chrissy68
04-30-2008, 03:30 PM
I'm not sure which makes me laugh more, this thread, or the amount of dangle avatars. Hefty decision on that one...
ColetteCalahan
04-30-2008, 03:32 PM
I'm not sure which makes me laugh more, this thread, or the amount of dangle avatars. Hefty decision on that one...
LOL!!! umm.. rusdancer... :O wow.
GenWar
04-30-2008, 03:36 PM
I'm not sure which makes me laugh more, this thread, or the amount of dangle avatars. Hefty decision on that one...
Wait until you see the Topps(tm) cards. }:D
-gen
i.breathe.in
04-30-2008, 03:36 PM
for fun posting purposes only i suppose.
dont ask about that god aweful wallpaper....and ignore the tag hanging out int he back on the second pic i was drunk....
Chili Palmer
04-30-2008, 03:39 PM
for fun posting purposes only i suppose.
dont ask about that god aweful wallpaper....and ignore the tag hanging out int he back on the second pic i was drunk....
Damn! Are you in the Cleveland area? I fly out there (Medina) to do training 1-2 times a year. That first pic. Yum
CP
hockeybobby
04-30-2008, 03:45 PM
Fuck...gotta go play hockey just when things are gettin' hot.
i.breathe.in
04-30-2008, 03:46 PM
akron, at the platinum horse.
Damn! Are you in the Cleveland area? I fly out there (Medina) to do training 1-2 times a year. That first pic. Yum
CP
Chili Palmer
04-30-2008, 03:57 PM
akron, at the platinum horse.
I'm pretty sure that's doable. My best nights for going out when I am training are Tuesday or Wednesday. Hope you do or can work one of those nights. I'll PM you when I get my fall training schedule.
CP
Brendita
04-30-2008, 04:24 PM
Gentlemen,
ColleteCalahan is careful about posting pics but with her expressed permission, I give you a few to enjoy. I am sure you will agree they were worth the wait }:D
FBR
Holy crap, she's even hotter than I imagined she is. :drool:
Glad I wandered over to the blue side and found this!
SundayMorning
04-30-2008, 04:37 PM
Me freakin' too. :drool: