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hockeybobby
04-30-2008, 07:25 PM
Ok I'm back...what'd I miss.
*furiously reading*

crizgolfer
04-30-2008, 07:26 PM
Lunar is in the process of picking for you.

Bob_Loblaw
04-30-2008, 07:28 PM
Venusofwillendorf! Go Luna!

ColetteCalahan
04-30-2008, 07:28 PM
surprised hb (or anyone else for that matter) hasn't gone for the pole champ. of canada... ms. downs...

Mr Hyde
04-30-2008, 07:28 PM
Very nicely done Mr. Hyde...

Thanks...I did my research on that one...

Lunarobverse
04-30-2008, 07:29 PM
hockeybobby, I hope you approve this pick.

On behalf of hockeybobby, and the Left Coast in general, for this round of the StripperWeb 2008 Invitational Pinkie Hotness Draft, I choose:

zxcire

...for her amazingly sexy brain, not to mention her form and agility whilst wearing a pair of cat ears.

Lunarobverse
04-30-2008, 07:31 PM
I chose based on both my own scouting, and my (potentially uncertain) knowledge of hockeybobby's own tastes - I mean, his team's needs.

I hope the GM approves.

Mr Hyde
04-30-2008, 07:33 PM
if the commish allows that pick to stand, it's an excellent selection.

Lunarobverse
04-30-2008, 07:35 PM
I'm off to do more scouting, in case I am called upon again to step in as an alternate.

GenWar
04-30-2008, 07:36 PM
Okay then...LunarObverse, you are ON THE CLOCK. The commish will be AFK for a bit, so I am sure GW cn make his two picks without my prodding.

CP

I choose to interpret this as that I should proceed with my picks without waiting to be on the clock.

Cuz that's what it says. }:D

-gen

Chili Palmer
04-30-2008, 07:36 PM
hockeybobby, I hope you approve this pick.

On behalf of hockeybobby, and the Left Coast in general, for this round of the StripperWeb 2008 Invitational Pinkie Hotness Draft, I choose:

zxcire

...for her amazingly sexy brain, not to mention her form and agility whilst wearing a pair of cat ears.

Hopefully, with her bonus money, she can afford to buy herself a fucken vowel. Gotta admire her attitude, though:

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/chilipalmer99/Zxcire-avatar58813_7.jpg

Alright, GenWar, you are ON THE CLOCK. Two Picks!

CP

Bob_Loblaw
04-30-2008, 07:36 PM
Good pic by Luna. May be worth hiring as an assistant GM.

GenWar
04-30-2008, 07:37 PM
With the 12th and final pick in the third round of the 2008 Invitational SW Pinkie Hotness Draft, the GenWar Giants select Pookashell, raw beauty from the grand state of Texas.

Comments from the General Manager:

"The scouts called me down to San Antonio to visit a small out of the way camp. I didn't want to make the trip but I trusted their judgement and man am I glad I did. There, we found the most raw, uncut beauty we have seen in some time. We were dumbfounded and we knew that despite relative youth, she would be a talent that, if properly nurtured, would pay dividends for many seasons to come. We were not blind to the brunette heavy roster, but we could not pass up such a gem."

Pooka doesn't seem to be around much anymore but, if you are on her myspace, you know EXACTLY what I am talkin' about...

-gen

P.S. http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1025665&postcount=1559

Mr Hyde
04-30-2008, 07:38 PM
fucker...I was hoping PookaShell would fly beneath the radar. I wanted her...

hockeybobby
04-30-2008, 07:39 PM
I approve wholeheartedly Lunar! Well done in my absence Sir.

Ahhh....the lovely zxcire. A ravishing beauty. A hot tongue. A delightful blend of grounded solidity and kinky twistedness. She is a boner producer of the first order. Consistent with the Hockey's Hotties essential theme of Brains and Hotness....and sexy outfits.

Bob_Loblaw
04-30-2008, 07:40 PM
My team scouts were definitely asleep at the wheel. Nice pickup Gen

GenWar
04-30-2008, 07:41 PM
I am really torn about the next one.

I have two people next on the list...question is...which one will best survive 22 picks to come back to me...Oh...decisions...decisions...

-gen

crizgolfer
04-30-2008, 07:41 PM
Gen...great pick on the PookaShell...how could any GM resist those eyes....

GenWar
04-30-2008, 07:50 PM
With the 1st pick of the fourth round of the 2008 Invitational SW Pinkie Hawtness Draft, the GenWar Giants select Chrissy68 from the city of Brotherly Love, Philadelphia, PA.

We caught up with General Manager, GenWar:

"I have to admit that we have been a bit selfish in the draft. Recognizing that, we decided to choose a player that could balance a lot of different needs. We wanted someone with good solid experience who would really be a mentor to some of the younger team members. We also needed a balanced package, with looks, style, wit and professionalism. Most especially, we wanted a different look from the brunette heavy picks and roster we've been carrying. Considering all that, we naturally settled on Chrissy. A gorgeous redhead, all around looker with a proven killer dance and a body that regularly causes backups on the Schuylkill (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schuylkill_Expressway), we felt that she would be a solid member of the roster and a fan favorite for seasons to come."

Rumors of retirement aside, if you haven't had a chance to visit Chrissy68, you're missing out. She is worth sitting through a Sixers game. No, really.

-gen

Chili Palmer
04-30-2008, 07:52 PM
Gen:

You fucken kill me. Glad we have you in this draft. Okay, hockeybobby, since you are here now you are ON THE CLOCK!

CP

Madcap
04-30-2008, 07:52 PM
^^ Nice pick

FBR
04-30-2008, 07:52 PM
I have an early meeting tomorrow so I gotta head home. I don't think my name will scroll up again before tomorrow prime time. Y'all have a great evening!

FBR

hockeybobby
04-30-2008, 07:55 PM
Lunar: you have proved yourself well under great stress, and with short notice...and the requisite amount of pervy fuckedupness. I'd be honoured if you'd agree to be my Assistant GM for the remainder of the draft...filling in for me should I be absent again when the commish calls.

What do you say sir?

Bob_Loblaw
04-30-2008, 07:55 PM
What do you say sir?

I say, make your damn pick and let's keep this thing moving!

xdamage
04-30-2008, 08:00 PM
Ahhh....the lovely zxcire.

Indeed... an excellent choice. Another woman with brains and beauty - ya gots to love it.

Lunarobverse
04-30-2008, 08:00 PM
Lunar: you have proved yourself well under great stress, and with short notice...and the requisite amount of pervy fuckedupness. I'd be honoured if you'd agree to be my Assistant GM for the remainder of the draft...filling in for me should I be absent again when the commish calls.

What do you say sir?

I heartily accept!

I am honored to be considered for this position, and I'll have my legal assistant Mr. Lou Cipher fax over my standard contract. It's all just boiler-plate, really, no need to go over it in any detail. Just a simple formality.

Heh.

Do back-office hires have to be approved by the Commish?

Bob_Loblaw
04-30-2008, 08:02 PM
Do back-office hires have to be approved by the Commish?
I don't believe if falls under his jurisdiction. Teams are responsible for their own hiring policies.

crizgolfer
04-30-2008, 08:03 PM
ROUND 3 RECAP:

JayZeno...NaomiTX
Doc-catfish...Tigersmilk
FBR...Lonelily
Chili Palmer...RusDancer
Casual Observer....sxybrat07
Mr. Hyde....NatalieFRPhilly
Bob_Loblaw...Gypsy74
RLAMS...Melonie
WallyT...GoldCoastGirl
Crizgolfer...Snakebabe
HockeyBobby (via Lunar)...zxcire
GenWar...PookaShell

crizgolfer
04-30-2008, 08:03 PM
Two recaps...oops...

GenWar
04-30-2008, 08:03 PM
The newest addition to the Birdie Girls is....SnakeBabe...

Criz...I can't resist...

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb142/genwar/AVNPic076-1.jpg

Good Times...

OK..time for bed...Looking forward to tomorrow's picks :)

-gen

hockeybobby
04-30-2008, 08:07 PM
For our 4th pick in the 2008 ISWPH Draft, Hockey's Hotties will leap out of the box. Desiring a well rounded team, consisting of multi-tooled, multi-talented members, we choose one of the most unique individuals on the Pink side known to management.

She brings musical talent and rythym to the dressing room. She brings a knowledge of and a devotion to a vegan nutritional regime, which will prove immensely important over the long haul. She brings a lifestyle that can only be described as droolworthy for any PL General Manager...full of delightful threesome fantasies; and for this reason alone should be a positively hot influence on the team...

I give you...



DOTTIE REBEL

crizgolfer
04-30-2008, 08:07 PM
Criz...I can't resist...



Good Times...

OK..time for bed...Looking forward to tomorrow's picks :)

-gen

Fraternizing with one of my players! How dare you!

Actually, It is quite a hot photo...thanks for sharing dude...

crizgolfer
04-30-2008, 08:08 PM
I dunno JZ. I think every time hb tries to type out her name, it curiously always comes out J...E...N...N...Y

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Lunarobverse
04-30-2008, 08:09 PM
For our 4th pick in the 2008 ISWPH Draft, Hockey's Hotties will leap out of the box. Desiring a well rounded team, consisting of multi-tooled, multi-talented members, we choose one of the most unique individuals on the Pink side known to management.

She brings musical talent and rythym to the dressing room. She brings a knowledge of and a devotion to a vegan nutritional regime, which will prove immensely important over the long haul. She brings a lifestyle that can only be described as droolworthy for any PL General Manager...full of delightful threesome fantasies; and for this reason alone should be a positively hot influence on the team...

I give you...



DOTTIE REBEL

I'm actually tearing up a bit here. I am so damned proud to be part of this team.

crizgolfer
04-30-2008, 08:12 PM
Birdies Girls are building quite a team of beauties with class. The elimination of locker room dramma builds great team unity...continuing on in that vain...Crizgolfer is honored to announce the addition of...

Isolabella

She is a sleek philly that will certainly display the "team uniform" as it is meant to be displayed...

SundayMorning
04-30-2008, 08:13 PM
A brilliant upset by the HB/LO team! Well played, sirs!

Bob_Loblaw
04-30-2008, 08:15 PM
You're a bastard CG!

crizgolfer
04-30-2008, 08:15 PM
You're a bastard CG!

Hehehe...sucker...

Mr Hyde
04-30-2008, 08:16 PM
Oh crap....isolabella...missed that one....good job scouting that one out...

Bob_Loblaw
04-30-2008, 08:18 PM
Hehehe...sucker...
I didn't think anyone else hung out in Music Mix but me. Just goes to show when you think you have an ace in the hole...

rlams2000
04-30-2008, 08:20 PM
Is WallyT still here?

crizgolfer
04-30-2008, 08:21 PM
I didn't think anyone else hung out in Music Mix but me. Just goes to show when you think you have an ace in the hole...


I know what you mean...hehehe

Chili Palmer
04-30-2008, 08:21 PM
Fuck me! That ass on Isolabella. Damn. Double Damn.

WallyT, you are on the clock. If you don't make your pick, I'll make it for you in a bit, based on your PM.

CP

WallyT
04-30-2008, 08:25 PM
Perfect timing, I just got in. Let me just review the round to date and I'll draft within 600 seconds.

hockeybobby
04-30-2008, 08:26 PM
Damn criz. Nice selection. What a hottie.

Bob_Loblaw
04-30-2008, 08:27 PM
Come on WallyT. Whopper Wednesday is coming to an end at Burger King and I need my poutine fix!

Dirty Ernie
04-30-2008, 08:41 PM
Nice job fellas. I was starting to doubt my ability to identify hottness but you guys have finally picked a few more off my list. I thought RusDancer would be UTR for awhile, although she's clearly a first rounder. Nice job on the Isolabella pick. Damn!

Still a few high quality players available that could improve anyone's playoff chances.

rlams2000
04-30-2008, 08:41 PM
While we are waiting, more Darcy Foxx

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=16630&d=1202706568

WallyT
04-30-2008, 08:42 PM
Wow, looks like it has been another terrific round here at Hottie Draft Central. The Pinkchotics hoped Dottie Rebel would fly under the radar for a round or two rather than falling to the Hockey Hotties. However, another graduate of The Ohio State Stripclubs came to the committee's attention, and has received the team's unqualified approval. The Pinkchotics are pleased to announce the selection of:

i.breathe.in (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/member.php?u=50866)

This young athlete has it all. She's hot. She's inked. And, most important for the Pinkchotics, she is dangerous and possibly unstable. Stay out of her way when she has a shot glass in hand!

And, did I mention she's hot?

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=16808&d=1203429462

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/att...7&d=1203429372 (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=16807&d=1203429372)

WallyT

rlams2000
04-30-2008, 08:46 PM
Please welcome on stage 4 at the Sirens of St. Louis Gentleman's Club, a blast from the past: Tart

http://www.stripperweb.com/gallery/showimage.php?i=5195&original=1&c=3&userid=36854


http://www.stripperweb.com/gallery/displayimage.php?imageid=4619