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This thread is too funny. I think I have a pretty pussy. It is a little on the meaty side, brownish lips, and VERY pink when spread. My lovers have never complained about it, and I loved it when they sucked on my juicy lips. }:D
I've never worked at an all nude club either, but I am going to this summer and I'm curious, too. I've never showed my pussy to a complete stranger before... and we all know men can be fucking assholes at work.
NekkoStarz
05-03-2008, 01:46 PM
Yeah I know. I've been called meaty before and a guy told me I looked 'used' when he slept with me once. I had only been with one other person!! :( It's not nice to talk like that.
Butnoreally you can tuck it and it looks much nicer, imo.
I had the guy I lost my virginity to say that to me.
but, HA! I do the tuck too... they have a cosmetic procedure (i've often considered it) that they can "fix" it... anyways, does anyone know why they grow like that? is it something we did or just happens? :-[ sorry if i sound dumb, but i've always wondered that....
Electrum
05-03-2008, 02:14 PM
I had the guy I lost my virginity to say that to me.
but, HA! I do the tuck too... they have a cosmetic procedure (i've often considered it) that they can "fix" it... anyways, does anyone know why they grow like that? is it something we did or just happens? :-[ sorry if i sound dumb, but i've always wondered that....
Funny enough; I have no life and just spent my Saturday studying sex and personal finances at the library. I'm going to type an excerpt from this fucking awesome book about our clitoral system and labia. This is from The Shere Hite Reader; New and Selected Writings on Sex, Globalization, and Private Life (p. 67-68 ) :
"The penis contains within its shaft two caverns or spaces known as corpora cavernosa, which fill with blood during sexual excitation and contribute to the expanded size of the penis. The female clitoral system has a precisely analogous pair of bulbous corpora cavernosa, which similarly fill with blood during sexual excitation. They are not inside the shaft of the clitoris, however. Rather, they are located surrounding the vestibule and outer third of the vagina. The vestibular bulbs and the circumvaginal plexus (a network of nerves, veins, and arteries) constitute the major erectile bodies in women. These underlying structures are homologous to, and about the same size as, the penis of a man. They become engorged in the same way that a penis does. When fully engorged, the clitoral system as a whole is roughly thirty times as large as the external clitoral glans and shaft - what we commonly know as the 'clitoris.'
"Our sex organs, though internal and not as easily visible as men's, expand during arousal to approximately the same volume as an erect penis. The next time you are aroused, notice how swollen your vulva and labia majora become; this change reflects the swelling of the vestibular bulbs and other tissues that lie just below this area." <end feminist rant excerpt>
Ok! So from this I gather that the labia minora would be the inner lips we are so self conscious about? From this quote I'm guessing it would be the equivalent of the male ball sac? I'm not sure, I never paid attention in anatomy either... Hmmm... but from what I gather from this book I think us "meaty" girls would be the equivalent of a big penis }:D :D :P
Electrum
05-03-2008, 02:18 PM
Oh and I guess I never really acknowledged this about my vajayjay before, but even though I am darker- it is very pink when spread. I guess I never really thought about that before. It's almost like fucking hot pink lol.
Casual Observer
05-03-2008, 02:30 PM
People need to stop hatin' on pussies.
Indeed.
I've been fortunate enough to experience a fairly broad variety of pussy and I have to say that the very notion of labiaplasty (with perhaps the exception of medical necessity) is rather disturbing to me. It's yet another thing that women are being told is fundamentally wrong with them when in all actuality it's simply another example of a warped perception becoming reality, perpetrated by people with something to gain from the inherent insecurities so many women harbor.
Two cents, from a Y-chromosome carrier.
Electrum
05-03-2008, 02:35 PM
Indeed.
I've been fortunate enough to experience a fairly broad variety of pussy and I have to say that the very notion of labiaplasty (with perhaps the exception of medical necessity) is rather disturbing to me. It's yet another thing that women are being told is fundamentally wrong with them when in all actuality it's simply another example of a warped perception becoming reality, perpetrated by people with something to gain from the inherent insecurities so many women harbor.
Two cents, from a Y-chromosome carrier.
QFT: What if we lived in a matriarchal society instead and told men with stretchy balls that that was ugly and you should get that "fixed." Tell that to a guy in one of the modern patriarchal societies and he'd say, "Get THE FUCK away from my junk!" - No matter what his penis and balls looks like.
Aubreyyy
05-03-2008, 04:22 PM
My lovers have never complained about it, and I loved it when they sucked on my juicy lips. }:D
Oh god...all this talk of "juicy lips" has left me a little moist.}:D
scarlett_vancouver
05-03-2008, 07:01 PM
I have a 'pretty' vag, in terms of SC ideals- it's small and tidy. Of course, I'm dating a dude with a meaty pussy fetish, lol.
Omg, I've totally never posted a vag pic on SW before
Genevive
05-03-2008, 07:09 PM
Pussy might not have a face, but it better have some lips! :twocents:
LOL! This made me think of Sir Mix A Lot!
AmberHoney
05-03-2008, 08:48 PM
Since mine is already on the 'net anyway, I might as well link to it here:
I'm sure I'll remove the links soon.
Oh my gahwd! It's pretty...and the piercings kind of push me away yet pull me in at the same time...lol.
Scarlett...your pussy is adorable. I don't know why...but it makes me see big furry Disney characters and smell cotton candy and feel like I am on a Merry-Go-Round.
murdock
05-03-2008, 09:00 PM
Oh my gahwd! It's pretty...and the piercings kind of push me away yet pull me in at the same time...lol.
Scarlett...your pussy is adorable. I don't know why...but it makes me see big furry Disney characters and smell cotton candy and feel like I am on a Merry-Go-Round.
Thanks, dear.
May I be cheeky and ask you to remove the quoting of my links from your post? Just so that when I decide I don't want people looking at my vag any longer I can enforce it?
Scarlett's is *very* tidy!
AmberHoney
05-03-2008, 09:04 PM
Thanks, dear.
May I be cheeky and ask you to remove the quoting of my links from your post? Just so that when I decide I don't want people looking at my vag any longer I can enforce it?
Scarlett's is *very* tidy!
No problem at all...I so didn't even see that part under the links until just now.
I had to go look at the hoops again. That is so amazing.
Does it enhance sex/stimulation or is it just for aesthetic purposes?
Sophia_Starina
05-03-2008, 09:17 PM
Indeed.
I've been fortunate enough to experience a fairly broad variety of pussy and I have to say that the very notion of labiaplasty (with perhaps the exception of medical necessity) is rather disturbing to me. It's yet another thing that women are being told is fundamentally wrong with them when in all actuality it's simply another example of a warped perception becoming reality, perpetrated by people with something to gain from the inherent insecurities so many women harbor.
Two cents, from a Y-chromosome carrier.
God Bless You!!! :angel:
AmArticia
05-03-2008, 10:32 PM
I'm too afraid to click on any of thse links, lol. I'm such a fucking pansie with these things, lol.
scarlett_vancouver
05-03-2008, 10:36 PM
Scarlett...your pussy is adorable. I don't know why...but it makes me see big furry Disney characters and smell cotton candy and feel like I am on a Merry-Go-Round.
OMG, LOL! It's a friendly vag.
mollyzmoon
05-04-2008, 11:13 AM
That site austinatalie posted makes me feel better about my excessive labia.
I've always thought that I have an ugly cunt, but I console myself with my nice boobs (genetically can't win them all). In my experience, guys at work are most often happy to see any pussy at all. Not that they'd complain to my face or anything. Ugly pussy comments in other places (not about mine, but about those that are like mine) used to make me sad. I went to a surgeon for a consult a couple years ago, and then I said 'fuck that'. It didn't seem worth it.
NewMoon
05-04-2008, 11:33 AM
I have huge inner labia and strangely enough in my 6 months of stripping I haven't had one negative comment and tons of positive comments. And they are REALLY huge!!
@greenidlady1 - I think so.. I remember the page looking different. I am still going through it though. The 'Vulva Gallery' pages are close to what I remember but not exact. There was more text involved and each page was labeled as the 'type' of vulva.
Djoser
05-04-2008, 03:38 PM
Enough with the 'meat' talk, already. There's nothing wrong with lips, lips are good--better than nothing there at all, that's for sure.
They are like flowers, there are all kinds and shapes of petals, and there is nectar within. Beautiful flowers, of all shapes, sizes, colors...
I seriously don't understand the way a lot of guys talk about it, but then most guys freak out about a little blood, as well, the fools.
Electrum
05-04-2008, 03:42 PM
I'm so glad that guys are a hell of a lot less critical of our :flower: 's than us chicks. I'm pretty sure I've needlessly spent a lot of my free time feeling insecure about my pussy. Wow, I fucking wasted my time!
Sophia_Starina
05-04-2008, 03:43 PM
I seriously don't understand the way a lot of guys talk about it, but then most guys freak out about a little blood, as well, the fools.
Because you're a man.... and they are little boys.
Allice
05-04-2008, 05:19 PM
I'm white with an olivish skintone, and I have a dark kitty, which is apparently bad and disgusting to some people. While I'd kill to have a "classic nude" one, especially since I work in an bottoms-off club, I work with what I got. I can't be the only one out there colored like that?
Other than the coloring love my package, for how it can make me feel, how I've decorated it, how it makes others feel, and so forth...
Whoo! I got it.
'Viva la Vulva' as the website says!
@Allice - Don't let anyone tell you your vag is bad or disgusting. There is no such thing. Check out that website, vaginas come in all colors!
austinatalie
05-04-2008, 11:01 PM
oh yeah i love that website!
Allice
05-05-2008, 09:49 AM
Thanks, TBE. The website was interesting! I've never seen so many of those types of punni- with the longer, flowering inner labia- in one place before! Def. none that looked like me on there thou.
Electrum
05-05-2008, 11:24 AM
I'm white with an olivish skintone, and I have a dark kitty, which is apparently bad and disgusting to some people. While I'd kill to have a "classic nude" one, especially since I work in an bottoms-off club, I work with what I got. I can't be the only one out there colored like that?
Other than the coloring love my package, for how it can make me feel, how I've decorated it, how it makes others feel, and so forth...
My skin tone is also olive (assuming I have been outside for longer than 30 seconds in a month) and especially in the winter when I'm more pale my vulva is darker in contrast. What color "dark" is yours? Mine is different hues of purple-ish and dark pink, which doesn't seem to be very popular- but I like it! Especially since I'm like hot pink when the labia is spread. The contrast is pretty awesome. (LOL I've never spent so much time inspecting my damn vag before this thread!)
Update: Upon further investigation I've decided that my "purple-ish" and "dark pink" are more medium-ish tones. Still dark, but definitely not as dark as some of the others.
Aubreyyy
05-05-2008, 12:04 PM
Thanks, TBE. The website was interesting! I've never seen so many of those types of punni- with the longer, flowering inner labia- in one place before! Def. none that looked like me on there thou.
Yeah, me and my boyfriend spent some time last night trying to "identify" what kind of coo I had and I'm stumped.
minnow
05-05-2008, 03:30 PM
I am not very picky, I like most vaginas.
And I a sad that there are no pics in this thread, because I am a shameless pervert.
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:yes: :yes: on above. I focus more on confidence/attitude & presentation style of V-j-j owner than how V-j looks.;)
Allice
05-05-2008, 03:44 PM
Yeah, me and my boyfriend spent some time last night trying to "identify" what kind of coo I had and I'm stumped.
The ones on that page all looked like variations on the same type, maybe that's why. Most of them looked like they had very minimal outer labia.
Electrum, I'm, like, a dusky caramel color with pinks thrown in, apparently for good measure. But yeah, I'm pretty sure I get purple-y and darker when I get turned on. I don't think I've ever really looked at myself quite as thoroughly before, either!
scarlett_vancouver
05-05-2008, 03:47 PM
^ lmao @ 'dusky camel' ! ;D
Allice
05-05-2008, 03:50 PM
^^^ hey hey caramel! not camel! there be no sand up in my va-jay-jay!
scarlett_vancouver
05-05-2008, 03:54 PM
lol...oops.
Electrum
05-05-2008, 09:29 PM
Hahahaha camels are cute, too! :rotfl:
exotica17
05-05-2008, 11:04 PM
I don't like completely bald ones--those are creepy. Hairy ones are aweful, too. The racing stripe is perfect. As for mine, it's okay. Taut, medium-sized, and symmetrical. It's been referred to as "cute" and as looking like a peach. My mons pubis in relationship to the labias is luckily harmonious.
Sophia_Starina
05-05-2008, 11:17 PM
I don't like completely bald ones--those are creepy. Hairy ones are aweful, too.
Wow. :-X
Aubreyyy
05-05-2008, 11:37 PM
Mine has been completely bald ever since I had hair. I dont think I could ever have a bush, too itchy!
exotica17
05-07-2008, 05:16 PM
^I agree. Bushes are not nice at all. Yucky. And I've only been bald when the landing strip has been shaved crookedly, haha! I think the bald look is too elementary-looking. A cute, thin strip of fur is the perfect balance--it doesn't look little girlish and it doesn't look cavewomanly.
Kaiyla
05-07-2008, 08:16 PM
I appreciate my kitty (and all the happiness it has brought me!), though at times I think it can look a little....youthful :-\
(in reference to inner labia)
Electrum
05-08-2008, 09:14 AM
I wish I could do cute things with pubic hair but because of my burn/scar thingy I don't grow any pubes on the whatever-it's-called-I-think-mon-but-too-lazy-to-check. So I guess I'm kinda jealous :-\
RoseLeigh
05-08-2008, 09:52 AM
How did I miss this thread? Now I wanna check out my bits. And other people's bits.}:D *wanders off*
Allice
05-08-2008, 11:12 AM
I don't think that bald ones always look youngish... i prefer a bit o hair but if the kitty is attached to a grown woman, it's not creepy to me- just smooth looking.
VertigoVirgo
05-09-2008, 09:28 AM
I am so thrilled I found this thread because this is my first post and I didn't want to have to be the one who started it ;D
Anyhow, if you'd like TMI about me, I have the exact same situation as you, I hate that my inner labia hang out and I'd SERIOUSLY consider labiaplasty, has anyone else done that? Even better, does anyone know how to get it covered by health insurance?? It actually does cause me some physical irritation sometimes.
sashabunny
05-09-2008, 10:54 AM
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Electrum
05-09-2008, 11:16 AM
^^ My boyfriend tried to tell me that if I did kegels it would make my inner labia's "tighten up." I don't know if that's true- I seriously doubt it. It actually offended me when he suggested that and I told him to piss off lol.
Sunshine73
05-09-2008, 03:06 PM
When it comes to taking care of my coo, I just say fuck it and shave the whole thing.
Andygirl
05-09-2008, 03:23 PM
I can't believe I'm posting this, but here's my pretty coochie:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b260/Andygirl1974/croppedcoo-1.jpg
BrunetteGoddess
05-09-2008, 03:34 PM
When it comes to taking care of my coo, I just say fuck it and shave the whole thing.
I'd do that as well if I didn't have thick, coarse hair that grows back incredibly fast. Then it gets itchy. AND i cannot shave too much or my skin gets irritated because I have sensitive skin.:(
TigersMilk
05-09-2008, 03:53 PM
When it comes to taking care of my coo, I just say fuck it and shave the whole thing.
lol @ coo. Thats a new one and I'm stealing that one. I tried the shaving a landing strip in...didn't work...all gone now. I like to watch the parts move in and out of it}:D.
Oh yea AG - nice vag. Yea I know how to give a classy compliment. I have no game. :P
Sunshine73
05-09-2008, 04:15 PM
^^ LOL I stole it from Aubreyyyy . I like the word Coo too.
Yeah, me and my boyfriend spent some time last night trying to "identify" what kind of coo I had and I'm stumped.
MiragePDX
05-09-2008, 04:26 PM
Mine looks pretty similar to this.
http://www.sexylabia.com/03_pussy-tanning-tricks.htm
(the commentary is funny as hell)