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jaizaine
05-05-2008, 09:08 AM
Did you catch that before I killed it? lol...

JAIZAINE....you've been selected...take that once-a-year look at the blue side...

Ok i'll venture over for a look.......;)

Eric Stoner
05-05-2008, 10:03 AM
JOIN STONER'S STABLE- I am shamelessly soliciting draftees to appoint ME as their sole and exclusive agent for all contract negotiations witht the "Team Owners". So far I have 3 and am waiting to hear back from several others.

ALL my clients are being held out of camp for FIRST ROUND MONEY ! We're not going to let the vagaries of myopic ownership and overemphasizing of "major market" dancing stop us from putting a gun to the owners' heads.

First class charter flights with hunky male attendants; a fully stocked and attended bar in the locker room and custom made Vera Wang original uniforms are just a few of our contract demands.

Btw, I note that you gals have not yet formed a SCJHPA. That's "Strip Club Junkie HOT Players' Association." I think that's an absolute MUST and would help standardize compensation, perks and fringe benefits. Hold out for a full health plan with full dental; no deductible and no co-pay ! Make sure it fully covers ALL cosmetic procedures.

Nominations are open for an Association President. I nominate a solid proven veteran well versed in dealing with owners and up on current economics including health care- MELONIE !

Christany
05-05-2008, 10:21 AM
I think it's kind of funny.

I think it would be even more funny if they were able to make the teams do stuff. If they could verify earnings and see who's team made the most money at work or something... LOL!

Fuck the Superbowl, it's the SuperPOLE!


You know, that would be really motivational...

Best idea ever. I third this notion.

hockeybobby
05-05-2008, 11:22 AM
Best idea ever. I third this notion.

I'll have to modify my drafting strategy to take into account earning potential, and money making track record. A lot of the big-bankers got snapped up already.

Any undrafted big-earners out there? Pm me with pictures plzthx.

xdamage
05-05-2008, 11:49 AM
I think it is just a bit of fun. The girls that have been drafted really are beautiful. Just kinda makes me wish I was hawt lol. (Swear that is not me fishing for compliments) It's just the feeling I leave the thread with. Still think it is highly entertaining thread tho.

Trust me, there is a pattern to the picks. I've been around on the board long enough... the guys really do tend to pick women who have left an impression on the board and them via their posts (although if a woman has posted many picks does have a better chance, the majority of the initial picks really were women who posted a lot on the site, with or without pics or evidence of hotness).

hockeybobby
05-05-2008, 12:04 PM
Trust me, there is a pattern to the picks. I've been around on the board long enough... the guys really do tend to pick women who have left an impression on the board and them via their posts (although if a woman has posted many picks does have a better chance, the majority of the initial picks really were women who posted a lot on the site, with or without pics or evidence of hotness).

Agreed X. It was inevitable that we would eventually get to girls who we respect, and for whom there are no pictures. As mentioned earlier, it's not just about eye candy...at least for some of us. Mr H is firmly on record as being all about the T & A though lol.

Jay Zeno
05-05-2008, 12:15 PM
Well, I'd be curious to know these patterns. Mr. Hyde likes T&A. Chili has always been up-front (ha, ha) about his preferences. In order for a hypothesis to be credible, there has to be some predictability. I'm honestly curious.

Christany
05-05-2008, 12:16 PM
You guys are onto something here...... bringing some fun back into the sport.

Mastridonicus
05-05-2008, 12:42 PM
Yea. The game could be team-based and all on SW. Scoring could go by which team goes a season without acting like Stereotypical strippers. Allowing of course the points/fowls/rules of the game to have their SW counterpart.

Like Team XXXXX takes a -2 point penalty because Stripper XXXXX is still shopping for shoes during this play...

Select threads to be "Games" and Posts to be "Plays"...etc...

You have Hijacking == Interceptions, Drama == FaceMasking...etc etc etc.

Someone needs appointed as a Ref though.

I think threads should ONLY be picked to be games AFTER they've run their course though.

TheSexKitten
05-05-2008, 01:16 PM
I'm noticing people's preferences coming out! LOL, some big-boob guys, some like tall thin girls, etc. It's interesting to watch.

CuriousJ
05-05-2008, 01:50 PM
JOIN STONER'S STABLE- I am shamelessly soliciting draftees to appoint ME as their sole and exclusive agent for all contract negotiations witht the "Team Owners". So far I have 3 and am waiting to hear back from several others.

ALL my clients are being held out of camp for FIRST ROUND MONEY ! We're not going to let the vagaries of myopic ownership and overemphasizing of "major market" dancing stop us from putting a gun to the owners' heads.

First class charter flights with hunky male attendants; a fully stocked and attended bar in the locker room and custom made Vera Wang original uniforms are just a few of our contract demands.

Btw, I note that you gals have not yet formed a SCJHPA. That's "Strip Club Junkie HOT Players' Association." I think that's an absolute MUST and would help standardize compensation, perks and fringe benefits. Hold out for a full health plan with full dental; no deductible and no co-pay ! Make sure it fully covers ALL cosmetic procedures.

Nominations are open for an Association President. I nominate a solid proven veteran well versed in dealing with owners and up on current economics including health care- MELONIE !


I was thinking about this very idea-good job.The best thing about the whole thread everyone here can be part of it and its crazy fun.I agree this place needs more threads like this as it kinda brings us together a bit or thats my take on it.

xdamage
05-05-2008, 01:57 PM
I suppose some of the guys are purely about T&A. I guess I was trying to reply to kitty, at least as many guys seem to be quite swayed by personalities on the board. In theory that is not a bad thing (yes, I said that in the double negative way ;))

hockeybobby
05-05-2008, 02:15 PM
Well, I'd be curious to know these patterns. Mr. Hyde likes T&A. Chili has always been up-front (ha, ha) about his preferences. In order for a hypothesis to be credible, there has to be some predictability. I'm honestly curious.


I'm noticing people's preferences coming out! LOL, some big-boob guys, some like tall thin girls, etc. It's interesting to watch.

I admit I have a fondness for smart, gutsy, talented, accomplished girls who also happen to be slender, with small boobs and bum. A little kinkiness, tats, piercings...all good. It's just one man's preferences, what works for hb is all.

TheSexKitten
05-05-2008, 03:59 PM
Lulz I think I'm on the same team as Bella21 and SC0101, which is funny because we're all very similar in looks. Lemme go double check...

Mr Hyde
05-05-2008, 05:16 PM
OK let me clear something up here...

I am NOT all about the T&A. I'm only mostly about the T&A. Maybe like 99%.

There's 1% that is going for other stuff too...

actually, everyone I've picked is active and very cool...a few have even created MySpace pages just for this...

Now I will need to seek them all out and reward them with singles and c-notes...

Djoser
05-06-2008, 12:46 AM
So what are you saying, Djoser, that you disagree with everyone who thinks sexy photos are just one kind of "hot?"

Why do you feel that way. Just curious.

WallyT

Nah.

Hell, I fell madly in love with a woman without having any idea what she looked like, other than the mental picture in my mind.

Which was fucking 'hot', lol. She didn't look like that (though she was hot alright), but her mind was every bit as as 'hot' as it seemed from reading what she wrote. We lasted two years, which isn't bad as relationships go, especially in this fucking business.

But as 'hot' as some women might seem online, and some of them might actually physically be, there is absolutely no reason for CK to feel slighted when some of the women picked remain a physical mystery.

But don't let my trying to reassure CK spoil your fun. Knock yourself out...



A man who doesn't like football or team sports :lovestruc :heartbeat

Now here is a woman who is 'hot', both by virtue of her posts, and as you can clearly see in her avatar. Obviously I am biased, though.

I wouldn't pick her for my team.

I'd tell my team to go run around all day on a field somewhere, whatever--while she and I played some other, much more interesting games. But that's a fantasy, she is thousands of miles away, and has a man already.

WallyT
05-06-2008, 05:16 AM
I misunderstood, Djoser. Thanks for clearing that up. And I'm with you about the best kind of games to play with the gorgeous and brilliant women of SW.

If you're liking jaizaine's avatar make sure to check the draft thread, (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1531706&postcount=1076) where she has posted some fantastic pictures.

WallyT