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GoldCoastGirl
05-18-2008, 02:07 PM
Dear Life


You suck. Why can't things just WORK in my favour for once ? Fuck you.

I just want to be loved ........ why am I always the "transition" girl? The girl these guys get involved with and fuck and 'like' and everything... and then they eventually get involved with someone else. It's happened more than once now.

I'm fucking worthy of love, give it to me. Don't keep giving it to me, giving me hope and then yank it right out of my life!!!! Leaving me worse off than when I started... back to being lonely, alone.


FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU !!!


:'(

AlexxaHex
05-18-2008, 09:35 PM
Dear Attic,

Why do you have creepy noises coming from you when nobody is up there? It doesn't sound like rodent inhabitants, and it doesn't quite sound like a person walking. It's more like someone periodically sitting down in different corners of the house.
Please tell me, are there fat people living inside of you that I don't know about? What do they look like? If I continue to not feed them, will they go away?

Signed,
AH

TheTempest
05-19-2008, 12:12 AM
Dear legs,

Stop getting sore halfway through the night and making me lazy! Also, stop bruising like someone beat you with a bag full of nickels.

That's it, if you don't behave I'm taking you to the gym for a hardcore work out and then we're going tanning!

Signed,
The upper half.

red red red
05-19-2008, 09:51 AM
Dear X,

Whatever it is that makes you so scared to be close to anyone has scared me too all this time. Especially because I don't know exactly what it is. But I want you to know that I'm not scared anymore. If there is room inside me for you, there is room for all of you. It took me a long time to feel that way and now I am sure about it.

Love,
Me

Sophia_Ashley
05-19-2008, 01:15 PM
Dear vagina

Stay to yourself lady. Fuck that...be a lady.

Signed

Your owner

francescadubois
05-19-2008, 05:21 PM
Dear vagina

Stay to yourself lady. Fuck that...be a lady.

Signed

Your owner

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

TheSexKitten
05-19-2008, 06:07 PM
Dear X,

I haven't met you or had a lot of direct correspondence with you. However, you are a creepy motherfucker.

-TSK

p.s. kthxbai

Sophia_Ashley
05-19-2008, 06:37 PM
^ on that note.

Dear X

Please quit leaving me creepy msgs about drugs and weird shit that makes no sense. I have no idea how no one else on here hasn't pegged you for a freak.

SA

CKXXX
05-19-2008, 09:40 PM
Dear Fate,
Stop screwing with me and cut me a damn break already will you? Its gone on long enough and I'm at my wits end. What EXACTLY do you want of me???

Thanks...waiting for your response...

virgoamm
05-19-2008, 09:44 PM
Dear self,

Please get some motivation to do something other than surf the internet all day.

Thanks,

Me

Sophia_Ashley
05-19-2008, 10:39 PM
Dear ME-

You will go to work tomorrow instead of avoiding it. You will make a lot of money. You'll enjoy yourself. You won't have a panic attack. Now get off the net and shave your business so you can fuck the shit out of your man and get over this depression among other things. You can do it girl. You can do it! Tomorrow here I come. get prepared.

Signed
the devil on your shoulder that has now shoved the angel off.

TigersMilk
05-20-2008, 02:34 PM
Dear Me,

Suck it up today and go to the gym! Quit being a lazy turd and making excuses! Or I'll come after you.

~brain.

austinatalie
05-20-2008, 02:50 PM
Dear X:

Thank you for the apology for flaking on me in the first gift exchange. I appreciate it. However, I can't help but still feel a little weird about the whole thing and since you've decided to come back to SW I am reminded about it every time I see another one of your posts.

~me

virgoamm
05-20-2008, 06:03 PM
Deax X,

I love you more than you can possibly imagine. I am so torn over the fact that what we are going through right could possibly spell out the end of our relationship. I want so desperately for things to work out for us. I really hope you can overcome your _____ issues so we can take our relationship to the next level. I'm so frustrated and wish you could come up with a solution. I don't think that it's unreasonable of me to expect you at 29 years old to be able and make this happen. I love you.

-Me

GoldCoastGirl
05-20-2008, 06:11 PM
Dear X


I miss our friendship. I wish I knew if you miss it (and thus me) too ? I also have a question for you that I would love for you to answer: if you are in this relationship with this girl and you gave me the very distinct impression you were and naturally she is under the impression you are as well... why the hell is your online profile at a dating site still active ? what's your motive?

lestat1
05-20-2008, 09:01 PM
Dear Love,
I'm writing to introduce myself. We've not corresponded before, but I thought it's time you get to know me. I'd also like to request that you share with me what you do with so many others. We don't need to go crazy here, you needn't stalk me or anything. However, it would be nice to feel your existence, from time to time.

Thanks,
Me

Lysondra
05-21-2008, 12:01 AM
Dear X,

You're smart, funny, have a stable high-paying job, respect me, appreciate me, compliment me and treat me so well in the little we've known each other. You're the age I've always liked in a man and the personality I've always needed to compliment mine.

It's such a pity it can never be.

-Lizzie

Chipmunkcheeks66
05-21-2008, 11:39 AM
Dear Assface-
Just because there is a slip from FedEx on the door (that is NOT addressed to you) means that you have the right to touch it. I left it out there signed so that my package would be left and now thanks to you douchebag, I have to drive an hour and half to go pick it up since it was not on the door. So thanks asshole, I think for this you owe me the gas money that I have to use to pick it up. \

-Your pissed off neighbor

MissTaylor
05-21-2008, 07:29 PM
Dearest X,

Why on earth did you think it'd be a good idea to fuck him? Was it simply for the possibility he might give you money? Was it just so you could say that you had? Did he fly you out on his private jet and serve you champagne and strawberries? Were you thrilled by his superior oral skills? I truly hope that you did enjoy yourself.

Love,

MissTaylor

scarlett_vancouver
05-22-2008, 12:01 AM
Dear MissTaylor,

He bought me a pony!

Love, X

AlexxaHex
05-22-2008, 05:49 AM
lmao!!

Sophia_Ashley
05-22-2008, 12:42 PM
Dear X
You drive me crazy!!! Your low self esteem seems to be"fishing" for compliments and it drives me fucking bat shit. I still don't get why you are here considering you aren't even in the industry but whatever.

pookie
05-22-2008, 01:15 PM
Dear stupid cold,

go away. leave me alone. i was perfectly happy being not sick.

thats all

Lysondra
05-22-2008, 05:38 PM
Dear X,

You love someone else. Stop chasing me. I don't love you. I never will. We're not compatible. And you love HER. You cuddle her. You hold her. Everyone else can see it but you and her. Why are you so dense? She loves you. You like the same things. Can have the same future.

So why do you keep getting mad at me because I don't return your affection?

Go to the one who will.

-Lizzie

crizgolfer
05-22-2008, 08:10 PM
Dear Racoon,

Why were you in my garbage can?

Sincerely,
Startled Human

britt244
05-22-2008, 08:39 PM
dear chameleon,

how silly were we to think you were our friend? yeah, we've been through this before. but now you're going too far. it wasn't enough to talk shit about us to our OWN customers behind our backs? when we went out of our way to have them spend money on you, too. and it wasn't enough to be 100% fake in pretending to be our friend for so long?

you call your boyfriend, who happens to be a friend of ours, a drug addict. you want nothing from him but gifts - which makes no sense because theyre gifts that you consider materialistic and pointless. you asked if i thought he'd get you something nice for an easter present even though he's jewish. you got pissed off on valentines day because he didn't buy you the "right" $500 necklace. and now your boobs have doubled in size and you're getting a belly. coincidentally, you don't believe in birth control. guess you found a good way to trap him, huh? at least if you ARE pregnant, you'll finally be out of the club and out of our hair.

now you have to throw a little hissy fit and say we put glue in your lock so you couldnt open it and try and get us in trouble.. too bad even your own boyfriend doesn't believe you. lucky for YOU, we AREN'T in trouble. but you will be starting world war 3 if you find a way to get us in trouble by our own boyfriends. and we can come up with way worse than putting glue in your lock.

kthxbye.

shasta
05-23-2008, 02:15 AM
Dear x,
I feel so fucking stupid as a type this letter that you that you won't read. You really wanted me to come here. I am here in San Antonio, staying with you. I know we have a strong friendship, but you really led me on that it was something more.
I know you have been tired. But you haven't even made a move in a week. Tonight you were said you were so tired. I went to work, you dropped off the kids and went out with friends and never came home. You don't even have the energy to hold me or want me, but you can drink with friends all night after not sleeping. I haven't decided if I will be here when you get here.
I just asked you to call me, which you didn't. I told you the truth about why I haven't been sleeping, it is hard for me to talk about me true feelings.
I hate working when my personal life is like this. I have to listen to these guys fall in love with me. I have to listen to them call me beautiful, and want me. I get tears in my eyes all night. The person i want to make me feel special is you.

GoldCoastGirl
05-23-2008, 06:52 AM
Dear X

You are a sneaky bastard. I'm glad I'm doing my experiment with you (yes i'm 'playing' you). You log into that online dating site every day... even when SHE is staying over-night. She doesn't have a clue does she about how even with her staying over-night, even with you "pretending" (because, let's face it.. if you were really in that relationship you would have 'hidden' your profile or at least not logged in EVERY night) to be in a "partnership" with her.. that you are ACTIVELY on this online dating site.

To make things worse for her (not me as I'm not in love with you, just wondering how deceiving you can be)... you replied to the wink from my fake profile which has "friendship" or "long term relationship" listed as what that profile is seeking.... and SHE is staying over-night.

Hmm... man you are such a dog.

I think I will buy you a dog collar and leave it on your car with a name-tag on it. :laughing:

Or at least when we do resume communicating ... "innocently" ask.. "So, had any luck on AussieMatchMaker?" :devil:






PS I want to adopt Sammy, one of the three foster kittens I have at the moment. She's a mini (younger) version of Marnie.. the mum cat I fostered awhile ago. I liked Marnie.

PPS No I'm not stalking you. You are just on my real profile's Hot List along with a few other guys. I was intrigued (and feeling devious/evil) to see if you would reply to a wink from someone on that site.

Lonelily
05-23-2008, 09:53 AM
Dear X,

Don't be surprised when you suddenly find no one wants to play with you anymore because you've chosen the wrong side. Every thing's falling to pieces and it's because you've fucked up. Congrats.

Thanks for attempting to scare the world into submission,
Me

Lady Jade
05-23-2008, 10:21 AM
Dear X,

Stupid mind games don't work on us. Seriously. You can try to bully, but trust that one simple phone call will take care of you.

Love,
Me

VenusGoddess
05-23-2008, 11:02 AM
Dear X,

I still need my cookie fix. I dream about them every night.

Please??

;)

VG

Lady Jade
05-23-2008, 11:04 AM
Dear VG,

You specifically said June. It's not June yet, so you're just going to have to wait until I bake next weekend. :P

Love,
X

pookie
05-23-2008, 11:11 AM
dear Carbs.....

I miss you so much.... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=-kGvtne2zfo)

-Bob

P.S. I love you!

VenusGoddess
05-23-2008, 11:19 AM
Dear VG,

You specifically said June. It's not June yet, so you're just going to have to wait until I bake next weekend. :P

Love,
X

Dear X,

Dammit. I have to wait another week? Grrrrrr...

I want dem now!!!! :'(

Thank you,
VG

Lonelily
05-23-2008, 11:32 AM
Dear few SW gem-folk,

Thank you for reminding me why I love this site.

That is all.

With all my love,
Me

Lady Jade
05-23-2008, 11:51 AM
Dear X,

Dammit. I have to wait another week? Grrrrrr...

I want dem now!!!! :'(

Thank you,
VG

Dear VG,

Tough cookies. :P

Unless you want to come get them, I can't get to the post office until next Saturday (yay for moving the post office in my town and having to work longer than the post office is open). :)

Love,
X

VenusGoddess
05-23-2008, 01:21 PM
Dear VG,

Tough cookies. :P

Unless you want to come get them, I can't get to the post office until next Saturday (yay for moving the post office in my town and having to work longer than the post office is open). :)

Love,
X

Dear X,

I was loading the kids in the van with plenty of water and snacks for the hike, but Joe put his foot down and asked me if I REALLY wanted to deliver a baby in the van while eating cookies. I said yes, but...well, he won.

I'll wait (impatiently) for the cookies!!!!

XOXOXOXO,
VG

seraya
05-23-2008, 01:27 PM
Dear X

Unfortunately I can't offer you scrumptious LJ cookies but I hope you like the piccies that i FINALLY emailed you.

Forgive me for my tardiness :-[

Love,
ME