View Full Version : 275 People viewing SG?~?
Pryce
05-09-2008, 02:27 PM
We might break our record. The last time we were that high the place was barely running though. We have a throttle built in this time (the too busy message). Things are holding up quite well all in all. We're not designed to carry these many connections. Limiting their access won't necessarily ease the load on the database, but it may make them less interested and have them leave.
Changing rules now.
Pryce
05-09-2008, 02:31 PM
Wow, from 6+ to a gentle 1.5. Still high though. Don't expect it to be over. Please report any troll postings.
Chrissy68
05-09-2008, 02:34 PM
curious, what rules changed? do they have to register now to view?
Pryce
05-09-2008, 02:37 PM
I don't want to draw a map for them. :) I'll explain later.
BrunetteGoddess
05-09-2008, 03:03 PM
Thanks for attending to the matter Pryce.
Brendita
05-09-2008, 03:28 PM
My guess was Spiders from google or something, but I guess not! lol
PrettyCurlieQ
05-09-2008, 03:46 PM
I couldn't post for awhile, now it's okay I guess. Ick. I'm not against new members, but sooo many that lurk and don't even sign up are just a nuisance! Someone teach me how to spell!
TigersMilk
05-09-2008, 03:48 PM
Someone teach me how to spell!
Theres is a built in feature on Mozilla/Firefox that spell corrects for you. It underlines the incorrect spelling so you can right click to correct it. ;) Thats how I'm such a good speller.
PrettyCurlieQ
05-09-2008, 03:49 PM
But I USED to spell so well and I was grammar-freak-english-teacher on SW! I think I'm slowly losing my brains since I left college. :(
/end threadjack
Miss Jessica
05-09-2008, 04:17 PM
Just tried to read posts before logging in, wouldn't let me til I did. I like that! It should help out on non-industry lurkers a little.
AznExtasy
05-09-2008, 04:23 PM
I don't know what's worse; hundreds of anonymous non-industry PL's just lurking or actually registering to read and make troll posts.
beauty21queen
05-09-2008, 04:25 PM
^^^yeah now there are 218 members . so about 100 signed up
BrunetteGoddess
05-09-2008, 04:37 PM
Well at least then they can be banned.
OdysseusNJ
05-09-2008, 05:04 PM
Can we call trolls "terbs" from now on?
GoonyGoon
05-09-2008, 05:06 PM
never mind, sorry.
TheLioness
05-09-2008, 05:30 PM
^^^What a perfect name for a troll lol!
BrunetteGoddess
05-09-2008, 05:40 PM
Do they have to be so obvious? Obviously haven't gone through Troll:101 yet ::)
beauty21queen
05-09-2008, 05:47 PM
This has to be the gayest invasion ever. *rolls eyes* I was hoping for some excitement darn it . I bet it will happen when im not on the computadora.
Pryce
05-09-2008, 06:12 PM
They're coming from this link: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2845323
I don't have a membership - can anyone read?
Even though they can't access anything, SA has been sending over a consistent 400-1000 users for the last 6 hours. Very impressive traffic.
LiveFree
05-09-2008, 06:20 PM
Can someone copy paste or screenshot the SA thread that linked here ?
hockeybobby
05-09-2008, 06:29 PM
never mind, sorry.
Maybe it's like "the Mouse that Roared" invasion. Attack SW, immediately surrender, and SW takes over and subsidizes THEIR website. A few more first posts like the one above from members who joined today will confirm my theory.
It's THE MOTHER OF ALL SURRENDERS, cyber style.
Lysondra
05-09-2008, 06:30 PM
I knew it couldn't be the one linked ealier. The traffic was too high. SA makes perfect sense, but I'm not a member either.
Darcy Foxx
05-09-2008, 06:30 PM
dammit. my friend on MSN has a SA account but he's too drunk right now to be of any help haha
lilnucka
05-09-2008, 06:48 PM
This is not an invasion, were only posting quotes onto the SA boards and laughing at you.
OdysseusNJ
05-09-2008, 06:50 PM
Maybe it's like "the Mouse that Roared" invasion. Attack SW, immediately surrender, and SW takes over and subsidizes THEIR website. A few more first posts like the one above from members who joined today will confirm my theory.
It's THE MOTHER OF ALL SURRENDERS, cyber style.
Not likely HB, that site is huge.
hockeybobby
05-09-2008, 06:51 PM
This is not an invasion, were only posting quotes onto the SA boards and laughing at you.
Well, that's nice. Just go about your business quietly, and try not to be too annoying ok?
lilnucka
05-09-2008, 06:52 PM
Sure thing. Post more "things overheard" threads haha.
OdysseusNJ
05-09-2008, 06:56 PM
Sure thing. Post more "things overheard" threads haha.
That thread would be laughing with us, not at us.
Now I need to check out SA when I get bored at work. It's been quite a while since I've read that site.
Callyish
05-09-2008, 07:26 PM
Can we call trolls "terbs" from now on?
Nope.. terbites :P
Gypsy74
05-09-2008, 07:29 PM
why doesn't SW make everything but the lounge (or other general board not specifically related to stripping) open to non-members.. other forums you can't even read anything before you sign up.
Samba
05-09-2008, 07:32 PM
Wow the Overheard thread has over 50,000 views. I can't blame them; it is an entertaining thread.
TigersMilk
05-09-2008, 07:43 PM
Nope.. terbites :P
How about terds? Its perfect.
OdysseusNJ
05-09-2008, 07:45 PM
I don't know, I like the sound of terb, but terbites is so clever, and also reminds me of luddite...
Elviskitten
05-09-2008, 07:49 PM
This is not an invasion, were only posting quotes onto the SA boards and laughing at you.
We're also having a massive argument about the ethics of molesting a stripper, it's probably worth the $10 just for that (ignore BeastUK, we don't like him either)
Lysondra
05-09-2008, 07:55 PM
We're also having a massive argument about the ethics of molesting a stripper, it's probably worth the $10 just for that (ignore BeastUK, we don't like him either)
Oh well you know... we deserve it and all that for what we do for a living. We should expect it!!! So it's totally okay! We're not human or anything and there aren't rules to getting a lapdance.
Let me guess, that's how the argument is going? Haha.
Glad I can't read it, I'd probably be annoyed.
47826th on the 'making the board unveiwable unless member'.
Darcy Foxx
05-09-2008, 07:57 PM
Oh well you know... we deserve it and all that for what we do for a living. We should expect it!!! So it's totally okay! We're not human or anything and there aren't rules to getting a lapdance.
No no, Lys. It's okay because secretly we LIKE it. ::)
Lysondra
05-09-2008, 07:59 PM
No no, Lys. It's okay because secretly we LIKE it. ::)
Strange men's germ infested hands on my cooter totally make me hot.
And since I'm naked I totally deserve to have it grabbed.
Men shouldn't have self control.
Darcy Foxx
05-09-2008, 08:07 PM
Those threads always go the same way.
Person 1: LOL STRIPPERS LOL
Person 2: It's funny to touch those classless whores
Person 3: Who cares? Nobody cares about strippers lol
Person 1: LOL
Person 4: LOL
Person 5: LOL
Person 6: I knew a stripper once and she was studying medicine and she was the smartest chick ever
Person 2: Yeah but she's still a stripper
Person 1, 3, 4, 5: LOL GOOD ONE
OdysseusNJ
05-09-2008, 08:09 PM
This is not an invasion, were only posting quotes onto the SA boards and laughing at you.
You forgot "masturbating to the pics".
Lysondra
05-09-2008, 08:17 PM
Those threads always go the same way.
Person 1: LOL STRIPPERS LOL
Person 2: It's funny to touch those classless whores
Person 3: Who cares? Nobody cares about strippers lol
Person 1: LOL
Person 4: LOL
Person 5: LOL
Person 6: I knew a stripper once and she was studying medicine and she was the smartest chick ever
Person 2: Yeah but she's still a stripper
Person 1, 3, 4, 5: LOL GOOD ONE
That's... pretty much it, I think.
RoseLeigh
05-09-2008, 08:25 PM
Oh well you know... we deserve it and all that for what we do for a living. We should expect it!!! So it's totally okay! We're not human or anything and there aren't rules to getting a lapdance.
Wait, wait, you forgot ' I'm all for a little lap dance, but it's okay to pay for a fake dance with fake money. '
Lysondra
05-09-2008, 08:26 PM
Wait, wait, you forgot ' I'm all for a little lap dance, but it's oaky to pay for a fake dance with fake money. '
NONONO... 'they have fake tits so we should give them fake money! It's only fair!!!'
THAT one was my favourite.
RoseLeigh
05-09-2008, 08:28 PM
NONONO... 'they have fake tits so we should give them fake money! It's only fair!!!'
THAT one was my favourite.
Damn I knew I quoted that wrong! That was awesome.
Gypsy74
05-09-2008, 10:11 PM
I found a link that has screenshots with quotes and commentary from SW.. lol. i'm seeing if i'm on there. these people must be really bored to pore through our website and make fun of every little thing we say
BalletBaby
05-09-2008, 10:16 PM
Those threads always go the same way.
Person 1: LOL STRIPPERS LOL
Person 2: It's funny to touch those classless whores
Person 3: Who cares? Nobody cares about strippers lol
Person 1: LOL
Person 4: LOL
Person 5: LOL
Person 6: I knew a stripper once and she was studying medicine and she was the smartest chick ever
Person 2: Yeah but she's still a stripper
Person 1, 3, 4, 5: LOL GOOD ONE
:rotfl:
krchab99
05-09-2008, 10:16 PM
omg i am in there but they took one of my better threads and they didn't have to much to say about it they need to get a life lol.
REDICULOUS LOOSER
05-09-2008, 10:17 PM
Hi all,
I started this whole thing, and if I've caused any trouble I apologize.
I came across the Stripper Web forums yesterday, and I really just wanted to share the unique work culture that you ladies immerse yourselves in. I also thought the 'Overheard' thread was hilarious and wanted to share it too.
I am sorry that I caused a surge of visitors to the site making it inaccessible for any of the registered users. I'm sure all of the excitement will be over as quickly as it started.
Thanks for posting some interesting and funny stuff, ladies!
noelle
05-09-2008, 10:22 PM
I must say I'm finding these screen shots entertaining... they look really old though? I think it's funny that they spent all that time taking posts out of context... and really funny that they quote Paris and then are like "omg there is someone smart on a stripper website!"
I found a link that has screenshots with quotes and commentary from SW.. lol. i'm seeing if i'm on there. these people must be really bored to pore through our website and make fun of every little thing we say
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/strippers-vampires-superheroes.php?page=2
Samba
05-09-2008, 10:36 PM
I love these names.
Turd_Burglar
NotAVeryGoodStripper
researchpurposes
saggysarah
compostdump
TheGrimReaper
REDICULOUS LOOSER
Stripperfi (that one's acually clever)
Lysondra
05-09-2008, 10:49 PM
I found a link that has screenshots with quotes and commentary from SW.. lol. i'm seeing if i'm on there. these people must be really bored to pore through our website and make fun of every little thing we say
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/strippers-vampires-superheroes.php?page=2
If I remember, that one is super old.