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SportsWriter2
05-11-2008, 12:05 AM
Postscript: I'll miss sxybooty/sexybooty, but I'm glad everything worked out for her. Good thing my trainer can play.

Good choices, good fun, good night. :)

sander8son
05-11-2008, 06:22 AM
I've been busy and as such.... I now have 9 more pages to read before I get to the end. I assume the regular draft is over and sporty has made his picks or is in the process. If that's the case I'll start putting together my team. I know half my roster. So I guess I have six open slots. Not sure what I'm going to do with those....

sander8son
05-11-2008, 06:48 AM
I have a busy weekend, so here's my free agent roster. I took 24 so we could play exhibition games in Europe and Asia.



Woah woah woah, wtf sporty? 24? I can claim people off your team as i see fit for that move was highly illegal.

SportsWriter2
05-11-2008, 08:03 AM
Woah woah woah, wtf sporty? 24? I can claim people off your team as i see fit for that move was highly illegal.

Eff you, there is no law in free agency. :D

Here's a deal, though. If you drive the bus and pay for the diesel fuel, we can have two teams on one bus. You can choose anyone whose name is not followed by an asterisk or "my kind of..." You can have Trish, but I get Melissa.

Name your hotties the Washington Generalettes and we're on. :)

sander8son
05-11-2008, 11:02 AM
Most teams in the league had one of two strategies…. 1) Pick all high profile hot chicks in an effort to win it all. This is the New York Yankees(and regrettably now the Boston RedSox) strategy. May work, but if you don’t win it all, you’re destined for some major rebuilding as you won’t be able to keep your current team afloat. Well CP will be able to keep his team afloat with all the silicone….
2) Pick chicks they have a crush on in the hopes they’ll get laid. Admirable approach, but again, destined for failure.
Then came sporty drafting a solid team FOR THE FUTURE. Should be an exciting team to watch as they continue to hone their skills and someday soon will be competing for the Cup(s) – size has yet to be determined.

My team is going to take a different approach. We’re about generating profit. Here’s our strategy. (A)In order to maximize profit we’ll be signing some hotties based solely on their hotness, who were overlooked in the regular draft. Do to their undrafted status they won’t command the large signing bonuses and monster contracts their contemporaries automatically receive. This will keep us pedroia.JPG (JPEG Image, 512x361 pixels)competitive in the hotness events. (B) Every team has hot chicks, we’re going to differentiate ourselves by providing entertainment that goes beyond a cute face, perfect tits, or a fuckable ass. Our team will consist of several players whom could only be described as train-wrecks. THIS will make us a large draw on the road and we look forward to our share of the away gate. Obviously these players will be making the league minimum as nobody really considers them hot. But trust me, they’ll be putting asses in the seats and definitely creating brand recognition for our team.

It is my honor to present to you the Provincetown Tits n Train-wrecks!

1) (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=623779&postcount=4)Sarahdancesinchica (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=623779&postcount=4)– In my opinion the hottest chick on the site that nobody knows about. Real boobs and arguably the most fiscally responsible chick ever to grace SW. She’ll be heading up the front office.
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6601&d=1130968809



2)
Amber76 [Captain] – Are we serious people? Do I even need to explain this pick? She took scj by storm back in 2003. Unfortunately no pictures and her original account had all of her posts deleted.



3) Eyze(Claire, zoey….) Combining the height of Dustin Pedroia (http://www.beloblog.com/ProJo_Blogs/SoxBlog/archives/pedroia.JPG) with the weight of Vince Wilfork (http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/d000429c25_vince10032007.jpg), this hottie is still attempting to land her first no-sex escorting(shopping date) gig for the small sum of $500 + purchases. My favorite moment was when she pretended to attempt to commit suicide and then had her “boyfriend” sign on to tell everyone that she was in the hospital because we all made her kill herself. Other moments included her setting up a website where guys could donate money for her BA; even though everyone told her she should lose the 100 pounds before getting the BA. She was the master of misspellings and her complete disregard for punctuation of any kind will keep the other guessing. Unfortunately her photo and posts(account) have been deleted, but she did say this upon signing: “thankyu fer pikcking me I kant wayt to play we arr going to bee leeg winners”


4) Momomix (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/member.php?u=48509) (shocked that sporty didn’t take her) She joined the site at the age of 17 while still in high school(just his type) and is a mix of every possible ethnicity possible as well. Having her on the team provides instant diversity. Unfortunately her photos have been removed from the site, but her avatar still has a leg shot.


5) Erotic Tonic – Our team’s Jose Conseco. She spent some time trying to convince me to do meth. She didn’t succeed in that quest, but I’m sure she can educate the rest of the team on the benefits of stripper performance enhancing drugs(a.k.a. cocaine). Plus she’s the most mentally fucked up person on the squad! Let’s not forget all the people who “followed her” on her drive from SC to CA. I also fondly remember the story of the doctor and nurse combo who restrained her and then forcefully injected her with hepatitis. I also thoroughly enjoyed her discertation on sociopaths (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=382465&postcount=15). I really shouldn’t have to link anything, just punch in her name and anything she posted is gold.

1) Sander8son: I’m a hottie, just look at the picture of me that I posted somewhere on here in some thread that I know forget what its called. http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8913/sandy1wl7.jpgI also have multiple looks as is evidenced by this photo of me. http://x57.xanga.com/346d1b2146d3585722643/m58969055.jpg And let’s face it I’m crazy enough to qualify as a train wreck.

Pursuant to general laws of the SW Pinkie Hotness League (Henceforth SWPHL), the active roster of any and all teams will consist of no more than twelve(12) hotties. Teams with a roster of more than twelve hotties are required to designate the twelve on the active roster. Those not currently protected on the active roster, whom have also never been on the active roster at any point, are eligible for selection under Rule 5. This rule also states that the selected hottie must remain on the active roster of the selecting team for the entire season, or may be claimed back by the team of origination.
That said, The Provincetown Tits n Train-wrecks, with the first overall pick in the Rule 5 draft select:


Tiff_7_17 from the rising stars– Cutie out of Vancouver, BC with a take no crap attitude, yet who still comes across as a sweetie. Not to mention her self professed love of giving head and dynomite ass.

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/5484/dsc01958ux2.jpg



And check out her amazing beaver! http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/9804/scienceworld02tiffanymr6.jpg

I still have five spots open, I'll make those selections by tonight. Should anyone have suggestions, feel free to PM me

Richard_Head
05-11-2008, 01:28 PM
Wow, nobody took Windy /:O.

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5149/windysc3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Sporty, Sandy, perhaps a waiver claim is in order.

mr_punk
05-11-2008, 01:49 PM
My team is going to take a different approach. We’re about generating profit. Here’s our strategy.LOL..sandy gets the "Bill Belichick" award for novel drafting strategy and much like Belichick. everyone else will soon follow his trend.

SportsWriter2
05-11-2008, 04:15 PM
LOL..sandy gets the "Bill Belichick" award for novel drafting strategy and much like Belichick. everyone else will soon follow his trend.

Yeah, but when's the last time you saw Bill cross-dressing?

I'll give Sandy credit for Amber76. She banked at a club in metro Providence. Other dancers would ask me, "What does she DO?" I'd make up whatever I felt like doing..." :-\

I claim Windy off the waiver wire. She's cute and apparently real. I deliberately passed on a keeper because some of the things she wrote made her too identifiable IRL. She subsequently deleted the details and her picture.

Mr Hyde
05-11-2008, 04:35 PM
Most teams in the league had one of two strategies…. 1)Pick all high profile hot chicks in an effort to win it all. This is the New York Yankees(and regrettably now the Boston RedSox) strategy. May work, but if you don’t win it all, you’re destined for some major rebuilding as you won’t be able to keep your current team afloat. Well CP will be able to keep his team afloat with all the silicone….
2)Pick chicks they have a crush on in the hopes they’ll get laid. Admirable approach, but again, destined for failure.
Then came sporty drafting a solid team FOR THE FUTURE. Should be an exciting team to watch as they continue to hone their skills and someday soon will be competing for the Cup(s) – size has yet to be determined.

My team is going to take a different approach. We’re about generating profit. Here’s our strategy. (A)In order to maximize profit we’ll be signing some hotties based solely on their hotness, who were overlooked in the regular draft. Do to their undrafted status they won’t command the large signing bonuses and monster contracts their contemporaries automatically receive. This will keep us pedroia.JPG (JPEG Image, 512x361 pixels)competitive in the hotness events. (B) Every team has hot chicks, we’re going to differentiate ourselves by providing entertainment that goes beyond a cute face, perfect tits, or a fuckable ass. Our team will consist of several players whom could only be described as train-wrecks. THIS will make us a large draw on the road and we look forward to our share of the away gate. Obviously these players will be making the league minimum as nobody really considers them hot. But trust me, they’ll be putting asses in the seats and definitely creating brand recognition for our team.

It is my honor to present to you the Provincetown Tits n Train-wrecks!

1)Sarahdancesinchica (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=623779&postcount=4)– In my opinion the hottest chick on the site that nobody knows about. Real boobs and arguably the most fiscally responsible chick ever to grace SW. She’ll be heading up the front office.
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6601&d=1130968809



2)
Amber76 [Captain] – Are we serious people? Do I even need to explain this pick? She took scj by storm back in 2003. Unfortunately no pictures and her original account had all of her posts deleted.



3)Eyze(Claire, zoey….) Combining the height of Dustin Pedroia (http://www.beloblog.com/ProJo_Blogs/SoxBlog/archives/pedroia.JPG) with the weight of Vince Wilfork (http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/d000429c25_vince10032007.jpg), this hottie is still attempting to land her first no-sex escorting(shopping date) gig for the small sum of $500 + purchases. My favorite moment was when she pretended to attempt to commit suicide and then had her “boyfriend” sign on to tell everyone that she was in the hospital because we all made her kill herself. Other moments included her setting up a website where guys could donate money for her BA; even though everyone told her she should lose the 100 pounds before getting the BA. She was the master of misspellings and her complete disregard for punctuation of any kind will keep the other guessing. Unfortunately her photo and posts(account) have been deleted, but she did say this upon signing: “thankyu fer pikcking me I kant wayt to play we arr going to bee leeg winners”


4)Momomix (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/member.php?u=48509) (shocked that sporty didn’t take her) She joined the site at the age of 17 while still in high school(just his type) and is a mix of every possible ethnicity possible as well. Having her on the team provides instant diversity. Unfortunately her photos have been removed from the site, but her avatar still has a leg shot.


5)Erotic Tonic – Our team’s Jose Conseco. She spent some time trying to convince me to do meth. She didn’t succeed in that quest, but I’m sure she can educate the rest of the team on the benefits of stripper performance enhancing drugs(a.k.a. cocaine). Plus she’s the most mentally fucked up person on the squad! Let’s not forget all the people who “followed her” on her drive from SC to CA. I also fondly remember the story of the doctor and nurse combo who restrained her and then forcefully injected her with hepatitis. I also thoroughly enjoyed her discertation on sociopaths (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=382465&postcount=15). I really shouldn’t have to link anything, just punch in her name and anything she posted is gold.

1)Sander8son: I’m a hottie, just look at the picture of me that I posted somewhere on here in some thread that I know forget what its called. http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8913/sandy1wl7.jpgI also have multiple looks as is evidenced by this photo of me. http://x57.xanga.com/346d1b2146d3585722643/m58969055.jpg And let’s face it I’m crazy enough to qualify as a train wreck.

Pursuant to general laws of the SW Pinkie Hotness League (Henceforth SWPHL), the active roster of any and all teams will consist of no more than twelve(12) hotties. Teams with a roster of more than twelve hotties are required to designate the twelve on the active roster. Those not currently protected on the active roster, whom have also never been on the active roster at any point, are eligible for selection under Rule 5. This rule also states that the selected hottie must remain on the active roster of the selecting team for the entire season, or may be claimed back by the team of origination.
That said, The Provincetown Tits n Train-wrecks, with the first overall pick in the Rule 5 draft select:


Tiff_7_17 from the rising stars– Cutie out of Vancouver, BC with a take no crap attitude, yet who still comes across as a sweetie. Not to mention her self professed love of giving head and dynomite ass.

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/5484/dsc01958ux2.jpg



And check out her amazing beaver! http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/9804/scienceworld02tiffanymr6.jpg

I still have five spots open, I'll make those selections by tonight. Should anyone have suggestions, feel free to PM me


Most of these don't meet the 100 post minimum. You're gonna have to bring them up through the minor leagues first.

doc-catfish
05-11-2008, 05:12 PM
Amber76 was on my radar, but I ran out of bullets to shoot.

I was hoping that Sandy would have put an all troll team together. Sort of a stripper version of the '86 Mets.

hockeybobby
05-11-2008, 05:17 PM
Wow, only 2 expansion teams. I thought for sure some of the girls might want to have a go at it and put a team together...and at least a few more guys.
Well, these two guys will be entertaining no doubt.

sander8son
05-11-2008, 05:39 PM
LOL..sandy gets the "Bill Belichick" award for novel drafting strategy and much like Belichick. everyone else will soon follow his trend.

Well I'm glad atleast one person was entertained by that...


Yeah, but when's the last time you saw Bill cross-dressing?

In all fairness It was for Halloween.


I'll give Sandy credit for Amber76. She banked at a club in metro Providence. Other dancers would ask me, "What does she DO?" I'd make up whatever I felt like doing..." :-\

Heh, SCL had posts about her doing extras all over the place... but she wouldn't even give me extras in club, so let's face it, that wasn't happening.



I claim Windy off the waiver wire. She's cute and apparently real. I deliberately passed on a keeper because some of the things she wrote made her too identifiable IRL. She subsequently deleted the details and her picture.

Good move. She takes the spot vacated by Tiff when I plucked her off your extended roster.


Most of these don't meet the 100 post minimum. You're gonna have to bring them up through the minor leagues first.
Dude, how long have you been here? You should know by now that rules don't apply to me. Also, seeing as I wasn't in the draft, I'm not exactly in the league. I'm the Washington Generals to Sporty's Harlem Globetrotters.


Amber76 was on my radar, but I ran out of bullets to shoot.

I was hoping that Sandy would have put an all troll team together. Sort of a stripper version of the '86 Mets.

I figured atleast one person had to remember her. I'm sure the lack of pics and posts hurt her chances for being picked. I thought about an all troll team...but most trolls are guys and with sporty already claiming Rose Delight as the trainer of his team, that seriously destroyed the all troll team.



Well, these two guys will be entertaining no doubt.

Sporty was entertaining and I'm sure he'll continue to be. I honestly still have no idea who to fill out my roster with. Going after 144 + 24 picks was tough. A lot of people I'd want on my team were gone, including some I thought would slip through. :-\

mr_punk
05-11-2008, 06:49 PM
Yeah, but when's the last time you saw Bill cross-dressing?it's only a matter of time. spygate isn't over yet. i'm sure it's on video.

Well I'm glad atleast one person was entertained by that...well, you're the only one who came close to an ideal team, as Wally T suggested, of psycho strippers.