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Magnum126
05-13-2008, 11:58 AM
Come visit VA. You'll have fun I promise. haha
Chrissy68
05-13-2008, 01:40 PM
...taps foot while waiting for more pix of magnum...
hockeybobby
05-13-2008, 02:05 PM
Sooo.....I went out with a bunch of friends and Hot Fucking Lawyer didn't want to do me because his friend liked me. However Teacher did... and Teacher...meh. Not even worth mentioning.
So you got some, and it wasn't near enough? That's ok, rest, reload, and resume the hunt!
...taps foot while waiting for more pix of magnum...
The fever is strong in this one :)
Lysondra
05-13-2008, 03:56 PM
So you got some, and it wasn't near enough? That's ok, rest, reload, and resume the hunt!
The fever is strong in this one :)
I've gotten more at home.
High_Heel_Lover
05-13-2008, 03:58 PM
You are really killing me here you know that right? :sobs:
Lysondra
05-13-2008, 03:58 PM
Howso?
High_Heel_Lover
05-13-2008, 04:01 PM
Cause I have never felt that way! I would love to feel that way, that horny. I'm just never that horny damn it!
Lysondra
05-13-2008, 04:08 PM
At my rate of success... I'm kinda losing the edge. :P
hockeybobby
05-13-2008, 04:34 PM
At my rate of success... I'm kinda losing the edge. :P
Yes, but there is always tonight, and the world is chock full of dudes who want to do you. Literally millions. So I like your odds for success in properly scratching that itch. :D
Lysondra
05-13-2008, 04:36 PM
DUDE.... I hit on 6 guys last night. I srsly got like 6 seperate rejections.
Casey4Now
05-13-2008, 04:44 PM
I'm like this a lot, usually all summer. Usually it kind of calms down a little on its own after a couple of months.
I try to excersize myself to exhaustion or meditate, but it is only a temp fix, and doesn't even work that well. Lots of sex doesn't even seem to make it stop, just revs me up more. So if you're looking for a fb, I'd try to find someone who can stick around for a little while.
I think as dancers we might have increased libidos because we tend to stay very physically fit. At least I'd rather think that than think I'm just a raging pervert.
^^:yes: I agree. Since spring hit, I am all over my man. That and I lost 15lbs, which I think helps me be more comfortable with "bending over":moon:
carmen_b
05-13-2008, 10:15 PM
You mention you need a dick the size of a baby's fist ...... but have you seen a babies fist ? I think an more accurate description would be to reprase that as " the size of a large baby's leg " .....
Lysondra
05-13-2008, 10:16 PM
I meant thickness of a baby's fist.
hockeybobby
05-13-2008, 10:30 PM
DUDE.... I hit on 6 guys last night. I srsly got like 6 seperate rejections.
Haha, you're right, your game is off.
I meant thickness of a baby's fist.
I don't think this is an unreasonable requirement Lys. In fact, I think it would be an excellent introductory pickup line: "hi, I have a question for you...is your cock as thick as a baby's fist?" "No" = Fail "Yes" = "come with me please".
Your welcome.
Lysondra
05-13-2008, 11:23 PM
I tried that. I also tried "You're hot wanna shag" and "I really want to fuck you"....
NONE OF THEM WORKED.
hockeybobby
05-13-2008, 11:42 PM
I tried that. I also tried "You're hot wanna shag" and "I really want to fuck you"....
NONE OF THEM WORKED.
Hmmm, how can I say this delicately? um...did you smell bad?
Wait, what am I saying, you got laid! Ok, badly...but you got some. Apparently, you've learned you need to maybe prequalify a bit better on the sexual prowess part, and you may have to disqualify...that is, go through more NO's to get to the good one. So far, six No's = one yes. So it is all learning and good. It isn't loserville yet.
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/normal_demotivational-posters-rock-bottom.jpg
Lysondra
05-13-2008, 11:52 PM
I was wearing nice perfume and an outfit inspired by Devil Wears Prada. :(
hockeybobby
05-14-2008, 12:26 AM
I was wearing nice perfume and an outfit inspired by Devil Wears Prada. :(
Oh nice. I bet it was pretty...I saw that movie. One of your retro outfits from your thread?
murdock
05-14-2008, 02:01 AM
I like to believe that they couldn't believe a woman like you would genuinely be coming on to them and thought it was some cruel practical joke.
Lysondra
05-14-2008, 02:25 AM
I have this theory I'm too ugly to date/shag cute guys. :(
murdock
05-14-2008, 02:40 AM
Uhhh...no. Just no.
Maybe they were all gay?
Lysondra
05-14-2008, 02:47 AM
:( Nope. I have confirmation they were not.
*sigh*
Handsome lawyers and I couldn't even get ONE to take me home.
person
05-14-2008, 03:00 AM
I tried that. I also tried "You're hot wanna shag" and "I really want to fuck you"....
NONE OF THEM WORKED.
:confused: What city was this?
It's a mystery :detective
StuartL
05-14-2008, 04:49 AM
I tried that. I also tried "You're hot wanna shag" and "I really want to fuck you"....
NONE OF THEM WORKED.
Some guys would be quite intimidated if an attractive girl walked up and said that to them. They might also - quite reasonably - be expecting the girl to then humiliate them in front of their friends 10 mins later.
Send me some pics and I'll help you decide the best course of action...
You might like to try and be more subtle when you start. You could open a conversation with something a little more lady-like, such as, "I like your smile" and then let them pick you up.
Lysondra
05-14-2008, 04:51 AM
I tried that too. It took too long. I tried that FIRST..and as I got more and mor frustrated started getting more and more...obvious.
High_Heel_Lover
05-14-2008, 05:23 AM
Honey you are way too beautiful for a man to think you genuinely want to have sex with just after a few moments together.
We know you by now but if we just met you, as gorgeous as you are and you came to well I will see me and joked, we talked and then you said "I want to fuck" I would be too scared.
Lysondra
05-14-2008, 05:25 AM
Honey you are way too beautiful for a man to think you genuinely want to have sex with just after a few moments together.
We know you by now but if we just met you, as gorgeous as you are and you came to well I will see me and joked, we talked and then you said "I want to fuck" I would be too scared.
So how do I convince a man I'm a slut and don't even need a first date?
High_Heel_Lover
05-14-2008, 05:34 AM
So how do I convince a man I'm a slut and don't even need a first date?
Well I don't think I can give you any advice, I am a shy one, plus never had a one night stand, heck I've only had 2 partners and one is my husband, I'm boring :(
Lysondra
05-14-2008, 05:37 AM
On another note, I did manage to make out with the Lawyer I like. He's really fucking hot.
Now. To get him to take me home.
High_Heel_Lover
05-14-2008, 05:49 AM
He is hot.
Lysondra
05-14-2008, 05:50 AM
I'm gonna troll him until I lure him into my lair. :P I have his number.
StuartL
05-14-2008, 07:07 AM
^^^ Isn't that stalking?
Lysondra
05-14-2008, 07:21 AM
How is it stalking if I lure him? It's fishing, really.
kitana
05-14-2008, 07:23 AM
I tried that. I also tried "You're hot wanna shag" and "I really want to fuck you"....
NONE OF THEM WORKED.
Hun, you need to walk up to the hot guy you wanna fuck, look him dead in the eye and say this:
"so, are you in a relationship?" (if yes, walk away; if no continue)
"oh really, me either, I haven't been in one in a while"
(let him say his blurb) then, with your hand on his chest, lean into him, make direct eye contact, then....
"so, I know this is off the wall, but I am super turned on, and since it has been a long time for me, I am ready to have some serious fun. I will take a guy home tonight and fuck him for hours, is it going to be you, or do I have to lower my standards to get a piece of ass from some other guy?"
Before hubby, when I was in a mood like you are, this NEVER failed.
aussiebelle
05-14-2008, 07:50 AM
^ haha this is fucking awesome kitana! I wish I could do this but I'm not sure I'd ever have the guts!
And Lys, you are fucking gorgeous! Who are these guys you are trolling?!
hockeybobby
05-14-2008, 08:26 AM
I have this theory I'm too ugly to date/shag cute guys. :(
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;D good one.
I think Kitana's method would have to work btw.
MixedBabe88
05-14-2008, 01:09 PM
haha thats an interesting comment. hate em but love mine? See i hate my dick. Had to take out the 3 piercings I had. made me very very sad. Oh well. I might just have to post some more up. or at least a full body shot or two. feel kinda weird only having my dick out there haha. Oh well. I am bored today. Had a tooth pulled yesterday so I'm spending the day surfing the net. Sad isnt it?
Ooo dick piercings...hot. I wish more guys had them.
Callyish
05-14-2008, 01:16 PM
Okay im so horny im climbing the walls. Boy fucked the living daylights of me last night until the bed was soaked from me cumming so hard. Im still fuckin horny!!! Ugh.... horny horny horny.... more sex tonight...
lovebutton
05-14-2008, 01:53 PM
What I dont get is I am always a complete maniac when I am either A.) out in public with boy or B.) totally far away and not able to reach boy.
I have some serious 'want what I cant have' issues I think.
Last night I was pretty much out of my mind! Ah!!!!!
Lysondra
05-14-2008, 05:33 PM
Hun, you need to walk up to the hot guy you wanna fuck, look him dead in the eye and say this:
"so, are you in a relationship?" (if yes, walk away; if no continue)
"oh really, me either, I haven't been in one in a while"
(let him say his blurb) then, with your hand on his chest, lean into him, make direct eye contact, then....
"so, I know this is off the wall, but I am super turned on, and since it has been a long time for me, I am ready to have some serious fun. I will take a guy home tonight and fuck him for hours, is it going to be you, or do I have to lower my standards to get a piece of ass from some other guy?"
Before hubby, when I was in a mood like you are, this NEVER failed.
BRILLIANT. I'm loving the 'lowering my standards' part.
MsQwerty
05-14-2008, 07:14 PM
I havent followed the thread - any luck yet?
Go get hunting tonight for the next 3-4 nights there should be more sexual energy around! ;D
Silverback
05-14-2008, 07:18 PM
I used to be like that 24/7, then I had a baby ;D
Yes. Babies. The cure for horniness.
MsQwerty
05-14-2008, 07:20 PM
^^^Yes - although I hasten to add, the baby effect does wear off eventually! ;D
TigersMilk
05-14-2008, 07:22 PM
Hun, you need to walk up to the hot guy you wanna fuck, look him dead in the eye and say this:
"so, are you in a relationship?" (if yes, walk away; if no continue)
"oh really, me either, I haven't been in one in a while"
(let him say his blurb) then, with your hand on his chest, lean into him, make direct eye contact, then....
"so, I know this is off the wall, but I am super turned on, and since it has been a long time for me, I am ready to have some serious fun. I will take a guy home tonight and fuck him for hours, is it going to be you, or do I have to lower my standards to get a piece of ass from some other guy?"
Before hubby, when I was in a mood like you are, this NEVER failed.
I love how chics can do this and it be totally ok. A guy that does it is a total douchepickle. One good double standard.
Lysondra
05-14-2008, 09:28 PM
If a good looking guy to me right now did that, I'd go home with him. Douchepickle or not, he has a fucking pickle.
YAY... I'm gonna see if I can lure Lawyer out for dinner tonight. If not, I'm finding another douchepickle on the road.
Sindi
05-14-2008, 09:31 PM
I used to be like that 24/7, then I had a baby ;D
ROTFLMFAO , I love it !!!!!!
Sindi
05-14-2008, 09:50 PM
DUDE.... I hit on 6 guys last night. I srsly got like 6 seperate rejections.
Sweetie I totally went through a phase like this ....it sucked , I couldnt get guys to have sex with me , wel like randoms , I had my booty calls ......I met them online at dating sites and it wouldnt work out but we still had sex ......uh that was a lifetime ago it seems
I guess it bruises thier egos , they need the hunt ......they are after all the hunters :O
hockeybobby
05-14-2008, 09:53 PM
If a good looking guy to me right now did that, I'd go home with him. Douchepickle or not, he has a fucking pickle.
YAY... I'm gonna see if I can lure Lawyer out for dinner tonight. If not, I'm finding another douchepickle on the road.
You have the talent, and the expertise to do it Lys. I fully believe you will have your douchepickle tonight. Oh yes. :)
Lysondra
05-14-2008, 10:09 PM
I seriously looked up male prostitutes the other day.
There's NONE for women in the city!
Wtf. Asian trannies but no straight male prozzies?
I'M IN A :pickle:!
hockeybobby
05-14-2008, 10:12 PM
I seriously looked up male prostitutes the other day.
There's NONE for women in the city!
Wtf. Asian trannies but no straight male prozzies?
I'M IN A :pickle:!
First of all that's fucked. But second, if you have to pay to get laid good, well...well, I'm fucking giving up right now. There is no hope for me if YOU have to pay. I will need a gun.