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hardkandee
05-14-2008, 10:13 PM
^Find nearest mirror. Look into it. (You've got something brown on your nose.)
Lysondra
05-14-2008, 10:17 PM
But if there's anythign you learned from this thread is that men are picky, not women ;)
hockeybobby
05-14-2008, 10:22 PM
^Find nearest mirror. Look into it. (You've got something brown on your nose.)
HOLY SHIT!! YOU'RE RIGHT!! Thanks man, that was close. :)
muhuwahaha
05-14-2008, 10:33 PM
I like this thread.
kitana
05-15-2008, 01:43 AM
I'M IN A :pickle:!
No Lys, get it right; you are not IN a pickle, you need a pickle IN you, lol!;D
StuartL
05-15-2008, 02:02 AM
But if there's anythign you learned from this thread is that men are picky, not women ;)
Of course we are. Well, the decent ones should be anyway. What else would you expect?
Unless of course, we are desperate. Or drunk. Or lonely. Or she has nice eyes. Or a nice smile. Or is famous. Or a nice car. Or can dance. Or great legs. Or...
Who am I kidding? We aren't all that picky!
Lysondra
05-15-2008, 04:32 AM
Okay.. I have three guys offering but they're all fucking UGLY dude... wtf...
No really, be honest with me here... am I too ugly to fuck a hot guy?
thefrog
05-15-2008, 06:34 AM
Okay.. I have three guys offering but they're all fucking UGLY dude... wtf...
No really, be honest with me here... am I too ugly to fuck a hot guy?
thats not even funny. ^^^
Lysondra
05-15-2008, 06:39 AM
:( Well every single attractive guy I've hit on this last year has rejected me. :(
thefrog
05-15-2008, 06:50 AM
now just because you have run across some Stupid or scared men, that has nothing to do with you.
see some [ most ] men are just stupid they wouldn't know a girl was hitting on them if they used a hammer.
some guys are just scared by an aggressive and/or beautiful women.
some men [ again stupid ] like to be the hunter/aggressor and are turned off by a women who takes the lead.
All Good Things
05-15-2008, 09:01 AM
But if there's anything you learned from this thread is that men are picky, not women ;)
I hope that wink indicates that you know that statement it batshit crazy. And I've got several million years of primate natural selection to back me up. :)
I don't believe for one nanosecond that every hot guy has rejected you over the past year. I don't think you are lying -- I just think your perception has gone completely insane.
Yeah, some guys are intimidated by hot women; some guys think you are part of a set-up where they are the punch lines, etc.
But not most hot guys. They tend to be reasonably successful with hot women so are not intimidated, and usually are not the punch lines.
You are extremely smart and talk faster than I do. You are also naturally flirty and engaging, and witty to the point of being universally quotable.
My sense is that these hot guys think your come-on is part of your natural flirty personality. That's it's just an extension of the joke, of the extremely flattering -- but not serious -- flirtation.
This gets smart, hot women with dazzling personalities into trouble all the time. They are giving off signals like crazy and the guy is standing there laughing and enjoying the company, thinking, "this girl is really funny and charming," so even if you come out with "wanna shag?" the guy is going to think how funny that is -- because in his experience, pretty much every beautiful women would rather be dragged nude behind a tank in the middle of a steaming desert for six months than actually say anything even remotely like that out loud. And be serious.
My guess is that Kitana's approach works because she changes gears completely -- she takes it out of the flirty conversation, and instead makes it private, conspiratorial, direct and serious.
I know this will be difficult, but turn off the charm. Then release from captivity your internal horny monster. Then watch what happens. :)
threlayer
05-15-2008, 09:30 AM
OK. Now you know what it's like to be an average guy in his late teens and twenties. Me, I was like that until about 10 years ago, though I didn't act the part.
I'm thinking you're too aggressive and thus seeming unbelievable. It's a rarity for men to encounter women like this who are not aggressively 'in business.' Maybe you could elicit some cooperation by talking a bit subtly about things like acts, positions, experiences, etc.
(Durn, I'm never in the right place at the right time. ;) )
needtodance
05-15-2008, 09:50 AM
I like this thread. SOOOOOOOOOO applicable. Le Sigh. I'm in the same boat as you are.
xdamage
05-15-2008, 09:51 AM
I think some guys do go through an incredibly picky phase, but then so do some women. On the flip side, some guys will shag the carpet or anything that moves.
If a guy says no, it doesn't necessarily mean you are ugly, but it could be you are not their type. We can't be all things to all people. It's impossible.
It seems to me that people often chase up, after others who they perceive as an upgrade. Even if they are not an "upgrade" people often chase after others that they intuitively know will reject them because the challenge is there. That can result in a lot of disappointment. Again, it's impossible to be all things to all people. There are a lot of women other guys think are hot that I do not. Likewise many who other guys think are boring, but I think are hot. But it's a damn good thing. If we were hot to EVERYONE we'd probably end up being monsters. We all need some degree of humility and excess tends to end up resulting in people who are clueless if not outright abusive of excess power over others.
Aggressive hot woman could leave some guys wondering if she has an agenda. The punchline TOO refers too? Some guys have the nightmare scenerio in the back of their head... an already pregnant girl or psycho girl latches on them (or worse both). Guys know they can have casual sex, no ties, but we've learned it is unusual for women, so if a guy meets a woman who is looking for that, it's not completely unreasonable that he wonders if there is a hidden agenda.
Another possibility is guys can sense if a woman is the type who is unpleasable. Meaning no matter what, she is going to be displeased. Not saying that is you, but we guys have a pretty good sixth sense about that and many of us are smart of us to steer clear of those types. They simply are not enjoyable to be around. The cost is too high.
carmen_b
05-15-2008, 11:29 PM
Ok ...... this is what you do :
1. Get hot and go to a bar alone ( this actually works better when you are traveling .... it gives you the excuse to be there alone ...... any reason to travel ?).
2. Wait for men to approach you ( be patient damn it .... hold in that agression ). If approaching goes slow ..... smile ..... make eye contact ..... strike up small conversations. You know how this is done.
3. When a hot one approaches , let him pick you up ( again ... be patient ...... he might want to drink and hang awhile).
4. Bring him to your place or go to his for another drink. After your drink, see where the night takes you.
I can not believe that these detailed steps would not work for you. Try them.
person
05-16-2008, 03:55 PM
so even if you come out with "wanna shag?" the guy is going to think how funny that is -- because in his experience, pretty much every beautiful women would rather be dragged nude behind a tank in the middle of a steaming desert for six months than actually say anything even remotely like that out loud. And be serious.
Yeah, we've been trained like that, hey. To be honest, my reaction would be a mixture of "Yeah, pull the other one, it's got bells on it" and "Ohshit I'm going to wake up without my kidneys. Time to run"
High_Heel_Lover
05-16-2008, 04:47 PM
THAT'S IT!
:smack Lysondra:
Don't you ever think you are not beautiful!
:grabs Lysondra by shoulders and puts her in front of a mirror:
Look at yourself in the mirror, LOOK AT YOURSELF! you are beautiful!
beautiful!
you need to stop this nonsense of not thinking you are beautiful, you just have not met the man that deserves to fucking kiss the ground you walk on you hear me?
So stop it, do not make me come over to you and do this in real life! :carajo esta chica dicendo que no es linda:
Lysondra
05-16-2008, 05:04 PM
omfg*skerred*.
Yes mistress. o_o
MojoJojo
05-16-2008, 05:27 PM
Oh....Lord....every....quote....wonderful.....
Lysondra
05-16-2008, 05:31 PM
MOJOJOJO MONKEY SEX!
woo
MojoJojo
05-16-2008, 05:33 PM
MOJOJOJO MONKEY SEX!
woo
You know you miss the monkey.
High_Heel_Lover
05-16-2008, 05:34 PM
:hug:
omfg*skerred*.
Yes mistress. o_o
I mean it love, you are beautiful.
Lysondra
05-16-2008, 05:34 PM
Thank you very much :)
AlexxaHex
05-17-2008, 09:31 AM
I gots two words for you Lys:
strap on.
I'm your man! :hyper: