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Lapaholic
08-20-2008, 08:21 PM
Ha ha - HHL tried to start a Junkie Of the Week - but i guess we are just too pathetic to care...

*Iris*
08-20-2008, 08:21 PM
It did. It lasted one week.
link? :)

Lapaholic
08-20-2008, 08:29 PM
^^^ Here *Iris*

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=116953

SPLUT
08-21-2008, 01:09 PM
Thats kind of harsh. I told you I'd get better with a little practice.

hockeybobby
08-21-2008, 04:16 PM
Reminds me of the "Who gave bad dick" thread. Ahh, good times.

rlams2000
08-21-2008, 05:44 PM
Yeah. I remember it.

I'm surprised you remember anything.

Bob_Loblaw
08-21-2008, 07:51 PM
Reminds me of the "Who gave bad dick" thread. Ahh, good times.
Ah, good ol' Sh0t.

*Iris*
08-22-2008, 09:44 AM
^^^ Here *Iris*

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=116953
Thanks ;D Yeah it looked boring

pookie
08-22-2008, 10:16 AM
sigh..

Bob_Loblaw
08-23-2008, 04:08 PM
This was me today on another forum. FTR, I won when he used his last rebuttal to simply call me a name.

http://www.anonymousspace.com/albums/userpics/112625/Someone_Is_Wrong_On_The_Internet.jpg

Bob_Loblaw
08-23-2008, 08:27 PM
From G-Real's sig:


<Bob_Loblaw> who has an entire Michael Jackson section on their itunes?
<Bob_Loblaw> <------------- this guy
Bob in chat
__________________

With that setup, I direct your attention to this link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9EFXV2-IJ0).

hockeybobby
08-23-2008, 08:50 PM
I can hardly believe what I just saw ^^^ :O

TheTempest
08-25-2008, 04:25 PM
I'm surprised you remember anything.

So am I.

-chugs wine out the bottle-

TheSexKitten
08-25-2008, 04:27 PM
Bob has an awesome signature.

rlams2000
08-25-2008, 07:42 PM
Golden Rule got bitched slapped by Jenny on the Pink side. Damn, she's one tough woman.

*Iris*
08-25-2008, 07:47 PM
Im on chat and am drinking maryinis!

*Iris*
08-25-2008, 07:47 PM
shit martinis .................................................. .............I think that is how you spell it????????

pookie
08-26-2008, 07:24 AM
I had some really, really bad sex last night. This guy was awful. Ugh. I've never had sex that bad before.

details?

Bob_Loblaw
08-26-2008, 06:10 PM
shit martinis
A shit martini? http://www.therevolvingdoor.net/forums/images/smilies/577282585490.gif


Bob has an awesome signature.
I assume you're talking about mine and not hb's (since mine lacks substance). Thanks! Though you've been the source of some of the more memorable gifs I've seen on SW.

Lapaholic
08-26-2008, 08:41 PM
A shit martini? http://www.therevolvingdoor.net/forums/images/smilies/577282585490.gif




Bob, that should be shaken not stirred!!!

fancygirl
08-26-2008, 11:52 PM
Ok ok. First off, no foreplay whatsoever. We're in the middle of a conversation, and he starts taking off my clothes. We keep talking, about nothing sexual, mind you, and he just sticks it in. Wtf? Then he has no rhythm. And he was sweating all over me. Not like normal sex sweat. I'm talking sweat dripping everywhere. He doesn't know how to kiss either. And he's too bossy to take directions from me. So 2 hours later, I've gotten nothing, he hasn't come. Sigh. It sucked.

^^^ RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

I would ask if he did the ABC's on your clit with his tongue, but evidently he's slacking. Men who are routinely bad in bed should be shot at close range with a paintball gun repeatedly in order to alleviate the mental baggage women get from sleeping with them.

and SCJ's-- I think women should be shot for the same thing-- although, there's an odd difference between men and women: men always tell me there's no such thing as bad sex. Personally I'd rather have no sex than bad sex.

Lysondra
08-27-2008, 05:48 AM
Dear Blue,

How many of you would fuck me?

No relationship. Just a good hard pounding?

hockeybobby
08-27-2008, 06:53 AM
Dear Blue,

How many of you would fuck me?

No relationship. Just a good hard pounding?

I'd fuck ya any way ya like.

Lysondra
08-27-2008, 07:03 AM
You'd marry me so I'd hope ya'd fuck me! :P

hockeybobby
08-27-2008, 07:11 AM
You'd marry me so I'd hope ya'd fuck me! :P

Sure, but I could pretend I don't like you and give you a good hate-fuckin' if you wanted that. Just sayin....

;)

High-Heel-Lover
08-27-2008, 07:33 AM
Lysondra! lol you are just too much!!!


I umm well wouldn't mind it, I mean I have never been with a girl but you are stunning and I bet you smell like heaven! plus from your pics you have such pretty skin, bet you are soft like silk.

Lysondra
08-27-2008, 07:50 AM
Eff Hockeybobby, HHL here I come!!

High-Heel-Lover
08-27-2008, 08:12 AM
hahahahah!!!

hockeybobby
08-27-2008, 08:47 AM
Eff Hockeybobby, HHL here I come!!

Holy Cockblock!

High-Heel-Lover
08-27-2008, 09:42 AM
Holy Cockblock!


Oh I'm sorry, well actually no lol

hockeybobby
08-27-2008, 09:56 AM
Well...threesome is on my bucket list....

pookie
08-27-2008, 09:59 AM
Ok ok. First off, no foreplay whatsoever. We're in the middle of a conversation, and he starts taking off my clothes. We keep talking, about nothing sexual, mind you, and he just sticks it in. Wtf? Then he has no rhythm. And he was sweating all over me. Not like normal sex sweat. I'm talking sweat dripping everywhere. He doesn't know how to kiss either. And he's too bossy to take directions from me. So 2 hours later, I've gotten nothing, he hasn't come. Sigh. It sucked.

lol men are so random, yet im not surprised.
that really sucks.

i would have stopped half way through and kicked him out.

pookie
08-27-2008, 01:59 PM
i know where ur coming from.

TheTempest
08-27-2008, 03:42 PM
I'm getting on the "I'd fuck Lysondra" bandwagon. Seriously. Every way possible.

:faint:

lestat1
08-27-2008, 05:11 PM
Dear Blue,

How many of you would fuck me?

No relationship. Just a good hard pounding?

It would be the most wonderous and magnificent two thrusts of my life. :cloud9:

rlams2000
08-27-2008, 05:23 PM
Dear Blue,

How many of you would fuck me?

No relationship. Just a good hard pounding?

Can we do it on your new motorcycle?

Lysondra
08-27-2008, 05:30 PM
I'm worried the bike would knock over so as long as you only drop it on the ugly side, sure. :P

xdamage
08-27-2008, 06:21 PM
Haha my Dutch GF will love this ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzX04SXfTsg

Bob_Loblaw
08-27-2008, 08:12 PM
Dear Blue,
How many of you would fuck me?
No relationship. Just a good hard pounding?
Sorry. I'm more of a cuddler.

Lysondra
08-27-2008, 08:13 PM
Yeah but what other stripper would know your siggy is a Dragon Ball Z reference?

WallyT
08-28-2008, 11:36 AM
I would, but then you wouldn't respect me in the morning.

TheTempest
08-28-2008, 03:08 PM
Yeah but what other stripper would know your siggy is a Dragon Ball Z reference?

Ummm I do.

Chili Palmer
08-28-2008, 07:30 PM
http://www.revver.com/video/311917/orange-head-joke/

It all makes sense now.

CP

Lysondra
08-28-2008, 07:33 PM
Do I respect you now, Wally? :P

fancygirl
08-28-2008, 08:51 PM
I would, but then you wouldn't respect me in the morning.

you think she'd respect you during?

Lysondra
08-28-2008, 08:54 PM
Hahahahhahaa fancy!!!!! XD *Snortguffaw*

Oh and faaaaancy... the people were taking too long so I had another company ship the gift to my mum to send to me so it's on it's way 100% now! :) Last gift, FINALLY.

Bob_Loblaw
08-28-2008, 10:45 PM
Yeah but what other stripper would know your siggy is a Dragon Ball Z reference?

Ummm I do.
I'm quite certain a good number of my draftees knew it was a reference to Dragon Ball Z. http://forum.cheatmasters.com/images/smilies/saiyan.gif I think upon further investigation, 'stat would concur my team's anime awareness is unrivaled (in addition to baking skills).

Lysondra
08-29-2008, 07:05 AM
fuckedfuckedfuckedfucked....:D fucked fucked... wooo fucked... fucked...

Lysondra
08-29-2008, 07:12 AM
:D I is so happy. It had been nine months. :O

Lysondra
08-29-2008, 07:21 AM
Yaaaaaaaay! And he was this super tight toned eastern european dude with rock hard pecs... nothing better. :D