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WallyT
08-29-2008, 07:27 AM
you think she'd respect you during?
You've seen her picture with the riding crop, then?
Lysondra
08-29-2008, 07:34 AM
Hahahaha you like that one Wally?
WallyT
08-29-2008, 09:05 AM
It'd be in Aussie Penthouse if I had anything to do with it
TheTempest
08-29-2008, 03:53 PM
Yaaaaaaaay! And he was this super tight toned eastern european dude with rock hard pecs... nothing better. :D
I don't think it was his rock hard pecs you were interested in! Congratulations!
9 weeks is a lifetime. I'm pissed it's been a week!
Lysondra
08-29-2008, 04:38 PM
It wasn't nine weeks, it was nine MONTHS. :(
Oh my but... I first met him on a ride and I was like.. wow this is a GORGEOUS man... and he's not actually a member of the bike club, just a friend of a member.. so it was all green lights I didn't think he liked me.. but oooohooooo...he did. :D
But he did have a nice cock. It his my cervix and it hurt and I loved it.
TheTempest
08-30-2008, 10:30 AM
It wasn't nine weeks, it was nine MONTHS. :(
Oh my but... I first met him on a ride and I was like.. wow this is a GORGEOUS man... and he's not actually a member of the bike club, just a friend of a member.. so it was all green lights I didn't think he liked me.. but oooohooooo...he did. :D
But he did have a nice cock. It his my cervix and it hurt and I loved it.
That's insane. 9 months. Wow.
Rowr, that sounds like a great penis. GO LYSONDRA! Woot!
Lysondra
08-30-2008, 10:32 AM
He invited me over for breakfast this morning and he did me before work. HOT. We're seeing each other tomorrow again too!!
He keeps repeating how beautiful he thinks I am over and over... and massages me.. (like even said "Lay down I'll give you a massage"...whoa)...
omfg...
LUST.
TheTempest
08-30-2008, 12:58 PM
He invited me over for breakfast this morning and he did me before work. HOT. We're seeing each other tomorrow again too!!
He keeps repeating how beautiful he thinks I am over and over... and massages me.. (like even said "Lay down I'll give you a massage"...whoa)...
omfg...
LUST.
Awww. That's so sweet. Good for you.
Lysondra
08-30-2008, 05:03 PM
Thank you for letting me talk about him :P I was so excited and none of my friends wanted to hear it so it's really nice you listened.
How're you?
TheTempest
08-30-2008, 06:33 PM
Thank you for letting me talk about him :P I was so excited and none of my friends wanted to hear it so it's really nice you listened.
How're you?
I know that feeling! People rarely care about things that do not concern them & sometimes can't even feign interest. So talk all you want about him. PM me if you want to keep gushing about him, I don't mind. I like it when people are happy.
I'm good. Doing the dating thing, getting ready for school to start again (my last semester) and I finally found some time to clean my room tonight. LOL
Lysondra
08-30-2008, 06:59 PM
Dating the same person or different people?
Ooooh cleaning always makes me feel better.
TheTempest
08-30-2008, 07:45 PM
Dating the same person or different people?
Ooooh cleaning always makes me feel better.
I'm still seeing one person I've been seeing for a while, and a few new ones. I'm feeling the need to wander. Hahah.
I know, I've been working days for 3 weeks, when I get home I'm just too beat and my weekends are usually spent running around. It was nice to finally put away 3 weeks worth of clean laundry, 2 months of files, all while getting my backpack ready for school.
What else is new with you, besides the stud?
hockeybobby
08-30-2008, 08:25 PM
"Fucking & Cleaning"
Starring: TT and Liz
:D
20315
Lysondra
08-30-2008, 10:02 PM
I'm still seeing one person I've been seeing for a while, and a few new ones. I'm feeling the need to wander. Hahah.
I know, I've been working days for 3 weeks, when I get home I'm just too beat and my weekends are usually spent running around. It was nice to finally put away 3 weeks worth of clean laundry, 2 months of files, all while getting my backpack ready for school.
What else is new with you, besides the stud?
I got the maid because I liked cleaning so much I never had any ME time! It was just cleaning! Good you got your laundry done.
Um..not much. Now that I'm getting laid I'm pretty happy-go-lucky so I started going to the gym again and tanning and tonight I'm dyeing my hair and painting my toes so I can wear heels.
fancygirl
08-30-2008, 11:34 PM
I danced for a cute guy tonight and since he tipped really well (and it was loser night so he especially stood out) I took off his shirt and made it extra hot.
Just for fun (because he said he's a smart ass and I wanted to fuck with him) I took off my blonde wig before leaving and went and kissed him goodbye with my super long wavy black hair hanging loose.
I think he liked blonde me better :(
ah well.
TheTempest
08-30-2008, 11:35 PM
I got the maid because I liked cleaning so much I never had any ME time! It was just cleaning! Good you got your laundry done.
Um..not much. Now that I'm getting laid I'm pretty happy-go-lucky so I started going to the gym again and tanning and tonight I'm dyeing my hair and painting my toes so I can wear heels.
Yeah I got some other stuff done that I wanted to do too so I'm happy. But now I can't sleep! I still have a bunch of stuff to do tomorrow and it's weighin on me.
Isn't it lovely how getting laid makes you feel? It releases endorphins, offers physical and emotional release and apparently can help with cellulite if you believe the tabloids.
fancygirl
08-30-2008, 11:36 PM
I got the maid because I liked cleaning so much I never had any ME time! It was just cleaning! Good you got your laundry done.
Um..not much. Now that I'm getting laid I'm pretty happy-go-lucky so I started going to the gym again and tanning and tonight I'm dyeing my hair and painting my toes so I can wear heels.
I need to get you nail decals. I've got the prettiest abstract rose outlines laid out over my manicure and pedicure. I lub it. a lot.
Lysondra
08-30-2008, 11:37 PM
Sex helps cellulite? I dunno but I'm willing to try!
Awww man, you need try get sleep. :(
Lysondra
08-30-2008, 11:37 PM
I need to get you nail decals. I've got the prettiest abstract rose outlines laid out over my manicure and pedicure. I lub it. a lot.
I just need a clipper! I lost my toenail clippers!! *wail*
TheTempest
08-30-2008, 11:40 PM
Sex helps cellulite? I dunno but I'm willing to try!
Awww man, you need try get sleep. :(
Sex actually lowers the risk of heart disease and weight loss/overall fitness. It also lessens physical pain and depression. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16282622/
I do. I took some NyQuil but my face feels super flushed and I can't get comfy.
Lysondra
08-30-2008, 11:44 PM
Wow, I wonder how often my new toy gets laid if it helps with physique! (more bragging, sorry! hahahah)
Oh no... :( I wish there was something I could do to help.
TheTempest
08-30-2008, 11:58 PM
Wow, I wonder how often my new toy gets laid if it helps with physique! (more bragging, sorry! hahahah)
Oh no... :( I wish there was something I could do to help.
I'd be bragging if I were boffing him too. Rawr.
Aw, thanks. I'll live. I'm very tired but my head hurts. I think I might be running a fever. But I will still go out drinking tomorrow night, damn it!
fancygirl
08-31-2008, 12:01 AM
Sex helps cellulite? I dunno but I'm willing to try!
Awww man, you need try get sleep. :(
yup. doggy style is best because it jiggles and breaks apart the fat the most ;D
Lysondra
08-31-2008, 12:01 AM
omg I love doggy :D
I'll tell Pavel. (his name.. omg I used his name... better than what I used to call him)
Lysondra
08-31-2008, 12:02 AM
I'd be bragging if I were boffing him too. Rawr.
Aw, thanks. I'll live. I'm very tired but my head hurts. I think I might be running a fever. But I will still go out drinking tomorrow night, damn it!
Drink lots of water and take some vit C :(
Poor fingy.
TheTempest
08-31-2008, 12:13 AM
Drink lots of water and take some vit C :(
Poor fingy.
It's because I haven't gotten laid this week! Sex, according to MSNBC, can lower the chance of getting sick/the flu.
I try to sleep.
Lysondra
08-31-2008, 12:16 AM
It's because I haven't gotten laid this week! Sex, according to MSNBC, can lower the chance of getting sick/the flu.
I try to sleep.
You need to get pussy or cock! STAT!
SOMEONE FUCK TEMPEST BEFORE SHE GETS SICK.
fancygirl
08-31-2008, 12:28 AM
^ *smirk* someone take her temperature!
fancygirl
08-31-2008, 12:28 AM
I'm worried about gustav :(
on the bright side, a submissive just contacted me on sugardaddie.com
here we go again.
Lysondra
08-31-2008, 12:38 AM
My eyebrow pencil doesn't match my new hair.
fancygirl
08-31-2008, 01:39 AM
^ get a purple lip pencil :D
rlams2000
08-31-2008, 05:24 AM
It's because I haven't gotten laid this week! Sex, according to MSNBC, can lower the chance of getting sick/the flu.
I try to sleep.
I thought dancers got laid twice a day, every day.
TheTempest
08-31-2008, 06:27 AM
I stopped dancing because it wasn't paying my bills. It was too much stress.
But it's a moot point anyway. I have a 102.2 fever and pus all over my tonsils. FUCK. I'm gonna kick my FB's ass.
lestat1
08-31-2008, 10:43 AM
Damn I wish I referred to in between sex periods in terms of days/weeks/months instead of years. :P
safado
08-31-2008, 10:55 AM
Damn I wish I referred to in between sex periods in terms of days/weeks/months instead of years. :P
Are you really serious, or are you just trying for a sympathy fuck from one of the pinkies?
lestat1
08-31-2008, 12:17 PM
^^^ Actually serious.
hockeybobby
08-31-2008, 12:23 PM
Got me to thinking....where would a sympathy/pity/mercy fuck rank on the hierarchy of fucking?
Like, for sure down at the bottom is going to be the obvious stuff like babyfuck and horseyfuck and cadaverfuck etc, but somewhere in the middle will be statusfuck, and hatefuck, and makeupfuck...and pityfuck.
Like would it rank below, or above whacking off?
Bob_Loblaw
08-31-2008, 05:52 PM
So I make a brief stop at a new club in the area yesterday afternoon. Girls are doing half set stages (i.e., two song) with break songs in between. I have no idea what he was thinking but Mr. DJ decides to play frickin' Annie Lennox - Walking on Broken Glass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxVG7YgUp9o) for a break song! So there I am, thinking he's trying to clear the place out of customers only to notice other custies tapping their feet and bobbing their heads to the song. Was it just me? Did I enter bizarro world? Is every blue here an Annie Lennox fan?
hockeybobby
08-31-2008, 05:54 PM
Well, I admit I am. That girl can flat out sing.
Eta: She got John Malkovich in the video, he's kind of badass.
Bob_Loblaw
08-31-2008, 05:59 PM
Well, I admit I am. That girl can flat out sing.
I'm not disputing that at all. The Eurythmics were hot back in the day and I'll admit to a few of Annie Lennox's songs being guilty pleasures of mine. But unless a dancer specifically requests Walking on Broken Glass as part of her set, no DJ should voluntarily be playing that track in the club. Especially when the stage is empty.
xdamage
08-31-2008, 06:01 PM
A perfect day today. Clear blue skies, not one cloud. Perfect temperatures. Took a drive down south to Winterthur and enjoyed both the drive, and walking the trails. Still plenty of green but signs of fall are here too. Goodbye Summer... I am going to miss you.
Lysondra
08-31-2008, 06:08 PM
Yay it stopped raining last night I can go for a ride :D
crizgolfer
08-31-2008, 06:12 PM
Yay it stopped raining last night I can go for a ride :D
That hurts to hear...I am a few hundred miles away from my ride...my riding season is about over..by the time I get home for good it will be November.:'( ...and the winter will be kicking in...but as long as there is no snow...I will ride on...
hockeybobby
08-31-2008, 08:17 PM
Now here's a guy who could sing. I heard this song tonight in a movie I was watching. (Trailer for the movie No Reservations (http://noreservationsmovie.warnerbros.com/) ). I remembered how much I loved that song, and how moving it is. It's "classical music", and totally inappropriate for a strip club, but, you know, classical music is just music that's so good, it's still around....
A YouTube video of a performance: Pavarotti - Nessun Dorma (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONUCPKdGcrk&feature=related)
A little about the song if anyone is interested: Puccini's Turandot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nessun_Dorma)
hockeybobby
09-02-2008, 03:57 PM
Haha "BLING-ERY"
new word contribution from venusace.
xdamage
09-03-2008, 03:09 PM
I stopped by this Brewery today - http://www.victorybeer.com - and picked up a case of HopDevil Beer. Fuckin' great!!!
hockeybobby
09-07-2008, 07:41 AM
A couple of hundred people didn't know what to do with themselves for five hours yesterday while StripperWeb was down. A lot of clean houses and/or smiling SO's today.
My morning chuckle from the keyboard of Sassypants:
"grind away like a little ho-bot"
:D
hockeybobby
09-07-2008, 02:58 PM
Just now watching the movie "Sicko"...by Michael Moore. Very interesting.
Bob_Loblaw
09-07-2008, 03:09 PM
I find Michael Moore's documentaries to be clearly slanted. Nevertheless, they are interesting and spark debate.
TheTempest
09-08-2008, 11:05 AM
I find Michael Moore's documentaries to be clearly slanted. Nevertheless, they are interesting and spark debate.
While I do agree, Michael Moore has a publicly stated agenda with his work, I have to point out that all documentaries have a slant - even if it's not apparent. Nothing is objective, damn it!