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rlams2000
03-16-2010, 05:00 PM
I'm in lust with a cam girl. I hope she likes me.
hockeybobby
03-16-2010, 05:18 PM
Did she say she likes you? If she did, you can take that to the bank. :)
rlams2000
03-17-2010, 05:15 PM
^^She's been taking me to the bank.
*Iris*
03-25-2010, 12:44 AM
Hola Bluep blue dudes!
HB sorry about your leg.
hockeybobby
03-25-2010, 03:09 AM
Hola! Iris....where ya been?
Day before yesterday it was almost 60 degrees. Last night we had snow and ice. Today most melted with mid 40's weather. Gotta love March madness weather-wise. I am looking forward to April ;D
FBR
hockeybobby
03-26-2010, 09:05 PM
We're getting perfect maple syrup weather here right now....below freezing overnight, and sunny and slightly warm during the day.
daniella_maria
04-04-2010, 04:01 PM
Drat. I'm out of aluminum foil.
In other news, it was a beautiful 77 degrees here today. Happy.
lopaw
04-04-2010, 07:42 PM
Had a nice rocky-rolly earthquake ripple here from the 7.2 down in Mexicali today.
I Love LA! :smellie_t
MissShyGirl
04-05-2010, 12:03 PM
Was out of town on business last week and had some free time on the weekend so I decided to hit up a SC for the first time in a while. Got kissed on the mouth by a stripper during a dance and ended it right there. I was probably the fourteenth guy she did that to that night... I basically kissed thirteen dudes. http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u282/BobLoblaw61191946/th_yucky.gif
OMG who was it?! Im laughing because the Vancouver girls always act like they're so much better then the rest of the country because they're 'clean' dancers... yet look at the 5 haha
Bob_Loblaw
04-05-2010, 10:49 PM
^^^ I dunno... It was just some girl at the Rail in T.O. I really don't know what she was thinking. I could have been a carrier of SARS or something.
I hear ya about the 5. That place is more than a little sketchy.
MissShyGirl
04-05-2010, 10:55 PM
Haha the rail... I used to work there... fun place lol.
daniella_maria
04-11-2010, 03:46 PM
Making chicken piccata for dinner.
Watched the final round of the Masters this afternoon. Miclkekson's shot on the 17th through the trees to about 5 feet or so won him the green jacket. Awesome golf!
FBR
hockeybobby
04-11-2010, 05:59 PM
I got lucky and caught the final putt for birdie, and the win. Funny thing...a concert broke out in my backyard and took me away from my Sunday afternoon Masters viewing. I ended up sitting out in the sun listening to some of the locals and sipping a beer. A decent trade off, decidedly unexpected, but eh...that's life.
rlams2000
04-12-2010, 04:57 PM
I like cam girls
Bob_Loblaw
04-12-2010, 07:09 PM
I think it's safe to say I've officially fallen off the wagon again!
MissShyGirl
04-12-2010, 07:23 PM
Bad boy Bob!!! I'll spank you now :p
I think it's safe to say I've officially fallen off the wagon again!
Looking forward to the gory details }:D
FBR
MissShyGirl
04-12-2010, 09:52 PM
^^ Hes coming to get preggo lap dances from me! He loves it when I shake my big ol belly in his face and the baby kicks him in the head }:D
Bob_Loblaw
04-12-2010, 09:59 PM
^^ Hes coming to get preggo lap dances from me! He loves it when I shake my big ol belly in his face and the baby kicks him in the head }:D
The safety word is Gerber!
kitana
04-12-2010, 11:49 PM
I hate the IRS, that's all.
Smokeless
04-13-2010, 11:44 PM
^^^ Good grief. I've just finished my 3rd return. No, I'm not an accountant. Just family obligations. 1 more to do. Next year's estimated blood letting.
Harleigh HellKat
04-14-2010, 12:35 AM
Finding women that want to be dominated by women is way harder than finding men that want to be dominated by women, and I want women way more right now.
My mind is in the gutter. ::smacks self on hand::
Oh my god, am I ever going to fall asleep?
Head. ache.
Dog better not be chewing on my shoes over there.
No, seriously... where the single ladies at?
My eyes hurt from staring at this screen. Insomia.
Thirsty.
I look like Madonna sometimes. It's the teeth gap. I have a pretty wide array of celebs people compare me to: Madonna, Kirsten Dunst, and Kat Von D. Oh and Rumor Willis? WTF? None of those people look alike!
I'm naked.
Hey this is like the first time I've posted on Blue. Go me.
If you are naked enough or masturbate enough to make a living out of it... hot damn do it.
I'm funnier when I lack sleep. Or maybe I just think so. That is all.
PS- Can you be off topic on a thread that has no topic?
lopaw
04-14-2010, 08:28 PM
Finding women that want to be dominated by women is way harder than finding men that want to be dominated by women, and I want women way more right now.
My mind is in the gutter. ::smacks self on hand::
Oh my god, am I ever going to fall asleep?
Head. ache.
Dog better not be chewing on my shoes over there.
No, seriously... where the single ladies at?
My eyes hurt from staring at this screen. Insomia.
Thirsty.
I look like Madonna sometimes. It's the teeth gap. I have a pretty wide array of celebs people compare me to: Madonna, Kirsten Dunst, and Kat Von D. Oh and Rumor Willis? WTF? None of those people look alike!
I'm naked.
Hey this is like the first time I've posted on Blue. Go me.
If you are naked enough or masturbate enough to make a living out of it... hot damn do it.
I'm funnier when I lack sleep. Or maybe I just think so. That is all.
PS- Can you be off topic on a thread that has no topic?
HHK - your post made my pupils dilate.
You are SOOOOO blue material!
Feel free to dominate me whenever you want to.
I'm game.
But plz don't let your dog chew on me.
This HHK person was very random to the point that many of her sentences made no sense to me. But what do I know. I am sure lopaw can corral her.
FBR
Harleigh HellKat
04-14-2010, 09:22 PM
Hahahaha sorry I was half asleep and well it was supposed to be random thoughts right?
I don't think I'll be making any more posts at 4 in the morning... lolz.
Harleigh HellKat
04-14-2010, 09:30 PM
PS- The dog chewed up a pair of my shoes last night, as expected.
I sleep naked, so there's the explanation for that one.
I'm an insomniac. I have racing thoughts at night. So this thread is perfect for me. Sorry if they seem to overlap or not make much sense, but that is pretty much how my thoughts run at night.
The Madonna comment was in reference to watching one of her videos earlier that day and someone commented that I look like her.
Oh and the women wanting to be dominated... random horny thought of the day. :D
I think I am a dude at heart though, forreals.
kitana
04-15-2010, 09:37 PM
I want to go kill a moose. Dunno why, just do. Then I wanna grill up a big fat moose steak over a fire, drink beer and fall asleep then go play 27 holes the next day.
Ever had one of those days?
rubyredlipsss
04-15-2010, 10:02 PM
i have a lipoma near my spine and it's killing me. the doctor gave me vicodin but it's not working. grrrr. i may have to have surgery to have it removed and i'm scared shitless, i've never had surgery before. also, i have reese's, perhaps that will make me feel better.
also i'm watching real housewives of nyc and i would really like to kill them, cept bethany...i like her...even though she has the most intense jawline. why am i so critical of women...i should be more accepting of all types of beauty.
I need to work on my posting sarcasm skills. When I post trying to rip them they think I am being supportive LOL Not their fault, it is mine.
FBR
lopaw
04-16-2010, 07:47 PM
I need to work on my posting sarcasm skills. When I post trying to rip them they think I am being supportive LOL Not their fault, it is mine.
FBR
FBR -
You have been blessed with the cruel curse of gentility.
We should all be so lucky :)
Bob_Loblaw
04-16-2010, 08:14 PM
I'm utterly disappointed I missed both of Conan O'Brien's shows in town this week. But excited to be going to the Canucks game on Saturday!
rubyredlipsss
04-16-2010, 08:33 PM
i haven't pooped in four days. i've already drank 2 glasses of prune juice and nada. i think i will now officially be known as the stripper who talks about poop all the time. sorry. i can't help myself.
Bob_Loblaw
04-17-2010, 02:30 PM
^^^ That can't possibly be good for your health. Hope you had better luck today. http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u282/BobLoblaw61191946/th_poo.gif
Count down is on to game time. I can't wait!!!
mediocrity
04-17-2010, 02:38 PM
I'm getting married on Tuesday!
rubyredlipsss
04-17-2010, 02:53 PM
^^^congratulations!!!
hockeybobby
04-17-2010, 08:35 PM
I'm getting married on Tuesday!
Cool! Congrats med!
rubyredlipsss
04-17-2010, 08:52 PM
i still haven't pooped and drank a shit load of prune juice and caffeine and still NADA. i may have to go buy laxatives tomorrow...wtf is wrong with my body? i never get constipated. grrrrrr
hockeybobby
04-18-2010, 07:05 AM
^^^We need a poop update Ruby. That prune juice kick in yet?
rubyredlipsss
04-18-2010, 01:04 PM
yes i finally pooped! but after days and days of constipation i don't think my system is fully cleared out. i'm drinking my usual chai tea latte and am hoping for better results today. :D
hockeybobby
04-18-2010, 01:18 PM
I may be wrong, but I think both caffeine drinks (tea), and dairy products (milk) can contribute to constipation.
Bob_Loblaw
04-18-2010, 01:29 PM
Congrats to the future Mr. and Mrs. med!
The game last night was great but needless to say I dropped a huge F-bomb when the Kings scored in OT.
rubyredlipsss
04-18-2010, 01:41 PM
really hb? when i drink too much caffeine i tend to get the runs...i rarely drink caffeine so i use that as my laxative.
and UPDATE: i just pooped again! yaaaay!!!!!!!
racejeff
04-18-2010, 08:38 PM
really hb? when i drink too much caffeine i tend to get the runs...i rarely drink caffeine so i use that as my laxative.
and UPDATE: i just pooped again! yaaaay!!!!!!!
Didn't you say doctor had you on vicoden? Might explain this issue. Coffee/caffeine is a diuretic, that can cause dehydration. Drink lots of water.
rubyredlipsss
04-18-2010, 08:46 PM
yeah i have been on vicodin for the past few days because of this god damn painful lipoma. i'm drinking loads of water and think i'm back to being regular. damn you vicodin!! you barely even take the pain away and made me constipated. my body is a wreck right now...i'm seeing a specialist on tuesday to possibly have the lipoma removed cause it's close to my spine, i hope i don't have to go under general anesthesia.
Jessie_tinydancer
04-19-2010, 04:19 AM
^^^congratulations!!!
i haven't pooped in four days. i've already drank 2 glasses of prune juice and nada. i think i will now officially be known as the stripper who talks about poop all the time. sorry. i can't help myself.
i still haven't pooped and drank a shit load of prune juice and caffeine and still NADA. i may have to go buy laxatives tomorrow...wtf is wrong with my body? i never get constipated. grrrrrr
really hb? when i drink too much caffeine i tend to get the runs...i rarely drink caffeine so i use that as my laxative.
and UPDATE: i just pooped again! yaaaay!!!!!!!
Ruby....seriously... STOP IT! I cannot stop laughing. BTW I pooped about 6 times yesterday :P nananananana!
rubyredlipsss
04-19-2010, 12:34 PM
i officially hate you jessie ;) i'm still waiting to poop today...it hasn't come yet...my body does not like being constipated, seriously body you know you wanna pooooooo
hockeybobby
04-19-2010, 04:16 PM
Ruby, I think your new nickname shall be: Little Miss Poopy Pants :)
lopaw
04-19-2010, 07:51 PM
I was looking for a smilie that was poo-themed for ruby.
I was quite relieved that I could not find one here.
But I did find a cow :cow: , a pickle :pickle:, and a can of Spam :spam:
sorry ruby.....no smilie-poo :-\.