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rubyredlipsss
04-19-2010, 08:30 PM
hahaha...well i could use the poop icon with a smiley face with shaking head yes. and hb, right now miss poopy pants wouldn't work cause i didn't poop again today. WTF!! i'm an angry constipated strippah now!
Jessie_tinydancer
04-19-2010, 09:05 PM
^ Just have a fat line of cocaine... works like a charm haha
rubyredlipsss
04-19-2010, 09:35 PM
hahahaha...i hope it's cut with laxatives...then i can be up all night doing mah favorite thing: poooooing!
totally off topic but that reminded me a couple weeks at work i walked into the bathroom and i'm super tall in my heels, at least 6 ft and so i walked up to the bathroom stall and can easily see over it (like a foot above the top of the door) and there's a little table in the bathroom and a girl was doing lines and as i saw this i turned around but she started screaming at me gtfo blahblahblah. i was like jeez, i wasn't intentionally looking over i was just coming in to pee.
Bob_Loblaw
04-19-2010, 09:40 PM
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u282/BobLoblaw61191946/th_constipated.gif
rubyredlipsss
04-19-2010, 09:45 PM
where are all these icons bob? bahahahha...yay for potty talk!
Juliette25
04-20-2010, 10:31 AM
totally off topic but that reminded me a couple weeks at work i walked into the bathroom and i'm super tall in my heels, at least 6 ft and so i walked up to the bathroom stall and can easily see over it (like a foot above the top of the door) and there's a little table in the bathroom and a girl was doing lines and as i saw this i turned around but she started screaming at me gtfo blahblahblah. i was like jeez, i wasn't intentionally looking over i was just coming in to pee.
She was just worried you were going to ask for one.
ETA: That didn't sound right. Not insinuating you ask everyone for lines LOL
rubyredlipsss
04-20-2010, 11:09 AM
hahaha...i think i just scared her and apparently you never wanna scare a cokehead.
Jessie_tinydancer
04-20-2010, 04:16 PM
^Probably made her blow away her line or something.... her "precious" LOL Geez Id rather have someone catch me doing a line than pooping or peeing for that matter haha
rubyredlipsss
04-20-2010, 04:35 PM
ahahahaha...yeah i never poo at work. if i have to go i just hold it in, i've definitely crop dusted a few custies that piss me off. it's my passive revenge. }:D
Jessie_tinydancer
04-21-2010, 04:52 AM
OMG Ruby I am seriously in love with you hahahahaha. That's why I don't drink champagne too often at work... all those bubbles gotta come out somehow. I read this thread to my husband and he is like "geez...how the hell did you find someone on the internet who likes to talk about poo. You are a weirdo"... haha
Juliette25
04-21-2010, 09:51 AM
I had a dream last night that I was at Eminem's house teaching him how to take care of his his hermit crabs.
Interpret that one, Freud!
yoda57us
04-21-2010, 06:33 PM
I like cam girls
Me too...I have rules though...
I never spend more than $1.99 a minute
She has to be naked within 30 seconds or I log-out
High speed connections only, none of this jittery dial-up crap...If I can't see her titties jiggle I'm out!
I give preference to girls who are already topless before they go private...
rubyredlipsss
04-21-2010, 06:52 PM
OMG Ruby I am seriously in love with you hahahahaha. That's why I don't drink champagne too often at work... all those bubbles gotta come out somehow. I read this thread to my husband and he is like "geez...how the hell did you find someone on the internet who likes to talk about poo. You are a weirdo"... haha
yaaay, i'm glad someone enjoys my poop humor...just the word makes me laugh. we can be weirdos together!!
rubyredlipsss
04-24-2010, 01:04 PM
i think it's time for ruby's poop update: i've been pooping regularly now but they're like a bunch of little pebbles, or maybe rocks is a better analogy cause they're not quite as small as pebbles. also i haven't had my usual morning poop, but i can-a feel it comin!! :D
Jessie_tinydancer
04-24-2010, 02:16 PM
^Its a brewing!
rubyredlipsss
04-24-2010, 02:36 PM
it came!! and it wasn't pebble poop either, it was the perfect poo. i feel so much better now.
ETA: is it weird that when i feel it brewing i'm like yay poop contractions and then i sit on the toilet and push. i'm such a weirdo, i'm comparing pooping to delivering a baby.
Juliette25
04-24-2010, 04:57 PM
i'm comparing pooping to delivering a baby.
I had my daughter without any drugs and the urge to push is exactly the same!
rubyredlipsss
04-24-2010, 06:28 PM
sweeet, all my practicing will come in handy one day! and congrats to having a completely natural birth! my mom did, 10 pound baby too! and that's what i plan as well. :D
eta: and to having a baby too, whoops forgot the most important part of giving birth
MissShyGirl
04-24-2010, 07:05 PM
^^ You're more then welcome to give birth to mine if you want lol.
SteveSmith
04-24-2010, 09:08 PM
i haven't pooped in four days. i've already drank 2 glasses of prune juice and nada. i think i will now officially be known as the stripper who talks about poop all the time. sorry. i can't help myself.
i still haven't pooped and drank a shit load of prune juice and caffeine and still NADA. i may have to go buy laxatives tomorrow...wtf is wrong with my body? i never get constipated. grrrrrr
yes i finally pooped! but after days and days of constipation i don't think my system is fully cleared out. i'm drinking my usual chai tea latte and am hoping for better results today. :D
i officially hate you jessie ;) i'm still waiting to poop today...it hasn't come yet...my body does not like being constipated, seriously body you know you wanna pooooooo
hahaha...well i could use the poop icon with a smiley face with shaking head yes. and hb, right now miss poopy pants wouldn't work cause i didn't poop again today. WTF!! i'm an angry constipated strippah now!
Try Mega Colon Blow.
The ending of this video is the best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mZ3P-k-AmA&feature=related :laughing:
rubyredlipsss
04-24-2010, 09:14 PM
luckily i'm back on my regular pooping schedule so i won't be needing colon blow, but hahahaha. i think i've turned bluep into pooeup!. :D
rubyredlipsss
04-24-2010, 09:18 PM
^^ You're more then welcome to give birth to mine if you want lol.
hahaha, i don't know if i can handle it. i'll ask my mom though...she was in labor for over 48 hours, no epidural and ten pound vaginal birth. i was 9 pounds, she had to have a c-section though cause she was in labor for like three days and was older so the doctors thought it would be unsafe, but she was quite unhappy that she didn't get to do a water birth like originally planned. apparently she has thee most amazing pain threshold. /:O
ah no more baby talk, i've been having baby-fever lately but definitely cannot have a baby yet, especially since i only have eggs, no sperm. ;)
Bob_Loblaw
04-24-2010, 10:15 PM
i think it's time for ruby's poop update: i've been pooping regularly now but they're like a bunch of little pebbles, or maybe rocks is a better analogy cause they're not quite as small as pebbles. also i haven't had my usual morning poop, but i can-a feel it comin!! :D
ROFL! You mean like a goat?
I couldn't help but think of this clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA8wmqPI63M) with all the poo talk.
rubyredlipsss
04-24-2010, 10:44 PM
^YEAH kinda like a goat. hahahaha
omg can someone please buy me that thing!! hahahahahaha.
Juliette25
04-25-2010, 07:25 AM
sweeet, all my practicing will come in handy one day! and congrats to having a completely natural birth! my mom did, 10 pound baby too! and that's what i plan as well. :D
eta: and to having a baby too, whoops forgot the most important part of giving birth
Hehe thanks. You could totally do it, all women can. You just have to have the right people backing you up and prepare yourself. I had a midwife instead of a doctor and did a lot of reading about natural birth and connecting with other women who had done it. I'm a big natural birth advocate and could go on forever about it but won't do it here :D
Thanks again though it was an amazing experience.
rubyredlipsss
04-25-2010, 01:10 PM
^yaaay another natural birth advocate. when i do plan to have a baby i'm totally going to use a midwife and have a natural birth. the thought is scary but i'm not anywhere near ready to have a baby anyway so i know once it does get closer i will have a natural birth. plus i think my mom would disown me if i didn't haha. jk. but really my mom's a real naturalist, used cloth diapers and everything :D i think the pinks are taking over bluep hahahaha. sorry guys.
I am in a pissed off mood even though I am getting a $16K Fed tax refund this year. I totally don't understand my anger but if you misbehave in Blue, watch out ;)
FBR
MissShyGirl
04-25-2010, 04:09 PM
Oh FBR if its the money making you so sour I would gladly take some of it off your hands ;) I've been out of work for 6 months! Im a poor charity case :P
rubyredlipsss
04-25-2010, 04:20 PM
yeah me too...i got some student loans i could use some help with ;) oh! and bluep is a happy thread, how could i piss you off here??
MissShyGirl
04-25-2010, 04:23 PM
Yea I mean blueup is where we get all of rubys poop updates!!! This is a fantastic thread!
rubyredlipsss
04-25-2010, 04:26 PM
:laughing: i mean how could you NOT miss "ruby's poop update"?! :D
yeah me too...i got some student loans i could use some help with ;) oh! and bluep is a happy thread, how could i piss you off here?? LOL I am starting to feel like that other person :P
FBR
rubyredlipsss
04-25-2010, 04:36 PM
brain. is. functioning. slow. today. who's the other person you're talking about?? maybe i can figure it out with a hint. ;)
^One + one is TOO, I mean two.
This will likely get me in trouble but what the hell.
FBR
Oh FBR if its the money making you so sour I would gladly take some of it off your hands ;) I've been out of work for 6 months! Im a poor charity case :P This is interesting. But of course I know that MSG is but another temptress ;)
FBR
MissShyGirl
04-25-2010, 05:09 PM
Who me? Never ;)
rubyredlipsss
04-25-2010, 06:00 PM
k figured it out. woop woop go me, can i haz prize now fbr? :D
Bob_Loblaw
04-25-2010, 10:19 PM
:laughing: i mean how could you NOT miss "ruby's poop update"?! :D
I know I can't. I find myself constantly checking bluep looking for status updates.
Hmmm... this sudden craving for Cheetos is unexplainable.
Wooo!!! Canucks in six! Off to the second round.
rubyredlipsss
04-25-2010, 10:26 PM
i think i forgot my poop update for today. it was a big one! i wonder how i can have such big poops but can't handle anal. it hurts (not the poop, anal)
MissShyGirl
04-25-2010, 10:37 PM
You just havn't had anal properly ;) I can help you with that....
Bob_Loblaw
04-25-2010, 10:42 PM
^^^ Start with a Timbit and graduate to a Beaver Tail?
MissShyGirl
04-25-2010, 10:45 PM
^^^ Start with a Timbit and graduate to a Beaver Tail?
Stop outing my methods!!! They are secret!! And you so know you enjoyed it... especially when you graduated to the snow cone..
Bob_Loblaw
04-25-2010, 10:59 PM
...made all the more difficult due to clenching from the cold. http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u282/BobLoblaw61191946/th_freeze.gif
That was probably TMI. http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u282/BobLoblaw61191946/th_lalala.gif
rubyredlipsss
04-25-2010, 11:16 PM
yes teach me. i dunno, when i was with my ex, did a bunch of research, went through like two bottles of lube, was totally relaxed and turned on...but he couldn't get it in more than like four inches w/o it hurting. felt nice at first but i think i just freaked a little that with his size he was gonna do damage. haha
MissShyGirl
04-25-2010, 11:25 PM
*grabs strap on and lube and vibe* I'll be right there to help you!
rubyredlipsss
04-25-2010, 11:29 PM
yaaaaay!! come take my anal virginity whoop whoop.
MissShyGirl
04-25-2010, 11:57 PM
Make sure you take a poop first :P
Oh and its your turn to wear the princess leia slave costume ;)
Bob_Loblaw
04-26-2010, 08:05 PM
I'm so hungry!!! *grumble*
rubyredlipsss
04-26-2010, 08:30 PM
Make sure you take a poop first :P
Oh and its your turn to wear the princess leia slave costume ;)
oooh i can totally be princess leia woop woop!
KS_Stevia
04-27-2010, 11:07 AM
Vicodin absolutely causes constipation. Caffeine and dairy tend to have a laxative effect. Hockeybobby, you got it mixed up.