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yoda57us
03-15-2011, 07:41 AM
^ Is there a sponsor involved? Often times a liquor company, local radio station or industry magazine will offer a club sponsorship money to allow a contest to be held on the premises.

It's always about money...

maximvsv
03-15-2011, 11:46 PM
There is probably a sponsor of some sort. Most of the "prizes" are gym memberships and tanning services. Last year, the "grand prize" included some lingerie from Gina Lynn's company, a trip to Miami and some cash. This year, there's a different "host" for the Memorial Day finale.

I'm guessing that the sponsor or sponsors were found after the fact.

cherryblossomsinspring
03-16-2011, 02:32 AM
So a cam custy wants to meet, why do these guys always ask this and never get on cam? Why did I unblock my own state? Ohh right the income has increased by doing this. Now I realize why the guy took me private for $6.00 per min. Hmm this could be a problem.... Should I re-block my state? Or should I just ride the wave of telling people NOOOOOOO!. Uggh why do some of these men have such an issue with self importance? Why are guys getting attached? Why is it when I don't want anyone , they actually come out of the woodwork proposing a dedicated relationship and marriage. I really do wonder if he's attractive or if he's a hideous eye soar. Uggh decisions ,decisions. ..I'll wait , I'm putting way too much into someone that I know nothing about. I hate when people take my time when it should finally be my own.

rlams2000
03-17-2011, 06:36 PM
cute little pole dancer.

http://www.getoutdoors.com/goblog/uploads/pole-dancing-dog.jpg

racejeff
04-19-2011, 12:54 PM
I'm bored and considering a venture into the other side with customer conversation.:duck: Do you grab your balls to protect them and go for it?

yoda57us
04-19-2011, 07:40 PM
All you need is a good sense of humor...

kaiarose
04-20-2011, 06:13 AM
Every time I read the title of this thread "bluep", it reminds me of the sound a turd makes when it hits the toilet water... Sorry TMI :/

lestat1
04-20-2011, 01:08 PM
Every time I read the title of this thread "bluep", it reminds me of the sound a turd makes when it hits the toilet water... Sorry TMI :/

It sounds to me like you're either pinching it off early, resulting in shorter poop segments with further distance to travel before reaching the bowl water, or you're possibly using a lot of public restrooms and hovering above the bowl in the squat position to avoid dirty contact with the toilet seat. I seem to produce longer poop segements that are closer to, or in rare incidents have reached, the water level before release, resulting in a much softer plopping sound. The 'bleup' is more indicative of the sound of water falling back into the bowl at greater speed and distance from having been splashed further due to the greater velocity of your shorter poop fragments and/or greater height of initial release. Only once have I achieved a stealthy poop due to a coiler, whereby it was long enough to touch the side/bottom of the bowl and begin to coil back up on itself when it could drop no further. That resulted in a very subtle spalsh down as my poop effortlessly slid beneath the water's surface.

kaiarose
04-20-2011, 01:10 PM
Wow lestat, thank you for the informative post! LOL.. I didn't realize one knew so much about fecal matter.. However, I must say, I'm not a hoverer ;)

lestat1
04-20-2011, 01:12 PM
Oh I see, an early pincher then. :)

kaiarose
04-20-2011, 01:22 PM
lmao!!! Idk, I will have to pay more attention next time I have a bowel movement....

rlams2000
04-20-2011, 06:04 PM
Stage hoppers get on my nerves. I can't stand the customers that hover around a stage and all of sudden plop down for one song and then get up walk around. And it seems they are always pacing back and forth behind me. I feel like they are mooching off of my tips. Maybe I'm paranoid.

There, I feel better.

lopaw
04-20-2011, 07:56 PM
Stage hoppers get on my nerves. I can't stand the customers that hover around a stage and all of sudden plop down for one song and then get up walk around. And it seems they are always pacing back and forth behind me. I feel like they are mooching off of my tips. Maybe I'm paranoid.

There, I feel better.


I always assume that they have ADD, or they're fugitives on the lam from the law and they figure if they keep moving around, the po-po won't find 'em ;D.

cherryblossomsinspring
04-20-2011, 10:47 PM
It sounds to me like you're either pinching it off early, resulting in shorter poop segments with further distance to travel before reaching the bowl water, or you're possibly using a lot of public restrooms and hovering above the bowl in the squat position to avoid dirty contact with the toilet seat. I seem to produce longer poop segements that are closer to, or in rare incidents have reached, the water level before release, resulting in a much softer plopping sound. The 'bleup' is more indicative of the sound of water falling back into the bowl at greater speed and distance from having been splashed further due to the greater velocity of your shorter poop fragments and/or greater height of initial release. Only once have I achieved a stealthy poop due to a coiler, whereby it was long enough to touch the side/bottom of the bowl and begin to coil back up on itself when it could drop no further. That resulted in a very subtle spalsh down as my poop effortlessly slid beneath the water's surface.

Wow....I was reading this in from my email inbox and I have to say that I did this while eating. For some strange reason it didn't bother me at all and I felt like I was reading a medical journal. Really Informative.:)

lestat1
04-21-2011, 04:25 PM
lmao!!! Idk, I will have to pay more attention next time I have a bowel movement....

It has been more than a day. At this point you either need to eat more fiber, see a doctor, or tell us the results of your last bowel movement. I'm predicting poop segments of 2.5" or less.

rlams2000
04-21-2011, 05:54 PM
http://benigngirl.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-peep-show-easter-candy.jpg

Smokeless
04-23-2011, 01:27 AM
It sounds to me like you're either pinching it off early, resulting in shorter poop segments with further distance to travel before reaching the bowl water, or you're possibly using a lot of public restrooms and hovering above the bowl in the squat position to avoid dirty contact with the toilet seat. I seem to produce longer poop segements that are closer to, or in rare incidents have reached, the water level before release, resulting in a much softer plopping sound. The 'bleup' is more indicative of the sound of water falling back into the bowl at greater speed and distance from having been splashed further due to the greater velocity of your shorter poop fragments and/or greater height of initial release. Only once have I achieved a stealthy poop due to a coiler, whereby it was long enough to touch the side/bottom of the bowl and begin to coil back up on itself when it could drop no further. That resulted in a very subtle spalsh down as my poop effortlessly slid beneath the water's surface.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

rlams2000
05-07-2011, 04:14 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ak4IudzYh98/TQgiSdT-n2I/AAAAAAAACIw/0SFphbn7nXM/s1600/I-dont-always-drink-beer-but-when-I-do-I-fuck-fat-chicks.jpg

rlams2000
05-29-2011, 04:48 PM
Why the Rapture didn't happen.

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/macho-man-randy-savage-randy-savage-rapture-canceled-demotivational-posters-1306076750.jpg

yoda57us
08-07-2011, 04:50 PM
Had the most awesome sex in recent memory last night. That is all....

lestat1
08-10-2011, 09:45 PM
^^^ Congrats Yoda! How about some details for those of us (i.e. me) who get rare mediocre sex at best and need to live vicariously through others? :)

yoda57us
08-11-2011, 11:37 AM
LOL, this is the random thread stat, I was just making a random comment. OK, I admit when I woke up that morning I couldn't get the events of the previous night out of my mind but it wasn't in a strip club, it wasn't even P4P, so there will be no TR...sorry ;)

safado
08-14-2011, 01:57 PM
^^^ Congrats Yoda! How about some details for those of us (i.e. me) who get rare mediocre sex at best and need to live vicariously through others? :)

Why not supplement your almost non existent, mediocre sex life with some p4p? Get yourself a pro, get a decent amount of pussy while you are still young.

safado
08-15-2011, 07:40 PM
I love pussy, I just can't get enough!

KS_Stevia
08-15-2011, 08:31 PM
Why not supplement your almost non existent, mediocre sex life with some p4p? Get yourself a pro, get a decent amount of pussy while you are still young.

Agreed. A pro may be the way to go here.

yoda57us
08-16-2011, 09:17 AM
Some of the best sex I've had has been sex that I paid for...just sayin'...

lestat1
08-16-2011, 05:13 PM
Why not supplement your almost non existent, mediocre sex life with some p4p? Get yourself a pro, get a decent amount of pussy while you are still young.


Agreed. A pro may be the way to go here.


Some of the best sex I've had has been sex that I paid for...just sayin'...

I tried a few times. A person of my demeanor is mere food to those predators. It's not for me.


It took me more revisions than I can count to write that. All previous versions sounded too riduculously hate-filled to be credible.

safado
08-16-2011, 05:57 PM
I tried a few times. A person of my demeanor is mere food to those predators. It's not for me.


It took me more revisions than I can count to write that. All previous versions sounded too riduculously hate-filled to be credible.

You must have had some bad luck there. The majority of my experiences with "professionals" have been all good, I can only think of two that I would classify as predators.

Actually I have noticed that when I am with a professional some how I am; better looking, stronger, younger, my dick is bigger and harder than normal, and I am a sexual god. I know this because they tell me, lol.

It can be quite liberating if you find a couple of good pros that way you always have an option to get laid. When you go out on a date there is no pressure on yourself to get laid because you already have other "options". I think that women can smell desperation on a guy that hardly gets any.

Bennu
08-24-2011, 10:42 AM
They're always after me lucky charms.

Kellydancer
08-28-2011, 11:36 AM
There's something to be said about paid sex. It serves the purpose and no other worries. You get sex, but don't have to woo someone to do so. You get exactly the kind of sex you specifically want then after you are done no worries about her becoming psycho.

yoda57us
09-01-2011, 07:56 AM
You get exactly the kind of sex you specifically want then after you are done no worries about her becoming psycho.

This is mostly true but there are some pro's out there who can be clingy, jealous and down-right nasty and vindictive if you somehow manage to piss them off. I have never had an issue but the message boards on TER are ripe with stories of providers outing guys who write bad reviews about them or stop seeing them.

That being said, I mostly agree. I am single but my job keeps me crazy busy. The two or three non p4p attempts I have made at dating since I became single a couple of years ago all crashed and burned as the ladies involved felt neglected. I can't really blame them since I sometimes work two or three weeks straight without a day off. What has worked for me is the very friendly/business relationship I started with an escort over five years ago. We have our P4P rendezvous a couple of times a month as well as dinner or lunch when we are both available. We keep in touch by phone, text and email on a regular basis. We have commiserated and consoled each other through our respective life crises and we genuinely enjoy each others company. What we don't do is place any demands on each others time beyond our scheduled appointments. She doesn't want to be in a relationship and neither do I. If I don't call or text for a week I don't get the dreaded "where are you?" text with the little sad face next to it. In short, no pressure!

So yeah, P4P can be "wham bam thank you mam, what was your name again?", it can be "Hey, I'll be in town next week, do you wanna do lunch" or it can be anything in between.

Kellydancer
09-01-2011, 12:21 PM
I never knew that providers could become clingy too, but I suppose that is the result (I would guess)if two people become close, even if it's p4p. I've never been a provider but have had casual FWB relationships and sometimes after a while there is clinginess, though oddly rarely with me. I didn't have sex with him, but years ago I had a customer who I saw often and he started telling me about his problems and felt comfortable to confide in me.

yoda57us
09-01-2011, 08:00 PM
I never knew that providers could become clingy too, but I suppose that is the result (I would guess)if two people become close, even if it's p4p.

Actually more often than not it's more about ego than closeness. I'm not saying it happens all the time or even a lot but it does happen. It's seldom a real emotional attachment on the provider's end, it's more often that her ego gets bruised if a guy stops seeing her. She is losing his money to someone else and she doesn't like it.

Also, when it comes to escorting in the 21st century, reviews and what people say about you on the escorting boards can really help or hurt your money. If a gal gets a bad review she will sometimes retaliate against the guy who wrote it.

Kellydancer
09-01-2011, 11:55 PM
Agreed, Yoda is always spot on. I will admit I don't know much about escorting having never been one (but know several). The ego definitely makes sense and it's something I had never thought of but have experienced while dancing.

yoda57us
09-02-2011, 07:07 AM
I've seen many a dancer become clingy and possessive in stripclubs, so it makes sense that in a p4p scenario it would happen as well.


Oh yeah, it absolutely happens with dancers as well. I tend to stick with favs in all of my regular clubs so I haven't seen it first hand too often lately. LOL, just been lucky!

Kellydancer
09-02-2011, 11:33 AM
This reminded me of a fight I saw long ago. This one dancer had a regular who spent lots on her. Apparently he got bored with her as happens and decided he liked another dancer better. The first one couldn't handle it so she started a fight with dancer 2. I mean a low down fight where the one's weave was ripped off her head. I believe dancer 1 was fired and dancer 2 sued her or something like that.

yoda57us
10-14-2011, 09:20 AM
My favorite TV weather girls is pregnant again. Her rack is huge! Me likey....

lestat1
11-04-2011, 07:26 PM
Interesting what happens in a few months' time. I tried again, only this time went the P411/TER route. While I didn't encounter predators, I did encounter disappointment. Having wonderful reviews only goes so far, as always, YMMV and My Mileage Did Vary. Turns out in order to pay for it you still have to be good looking, or else you get lousy, passionless sex without intimacy from a lady merely going through the motions.

That makes me 0/4 on disreputable predators and 0/2 on well-reviewed, reputable providers. I'm going to Vegas soon and have several ladies lined up. We'll see what happens, but I'm struggling to stay hopeful.

yoda57us
11-04-2011, 09:56 PM
Turns out in order to pay for it you still have to be good looking, or else you get lousy, passionless sex without intimacy from a lady merely going through the motions.

I can't tell you how untrue this is! What is definitely true is that paying for a "professional" doesn't necessarily guarantee a great time. I've seen girls with great reviews who were lousy too. I've also seen girls with great reviews that I'm still seeing five or six years later. Of course, I've also seen girls with no reviews that were amazing!

It's always a roll of the dice...



That makes me 0/4 on disreputable predators and 0/2 on well-reviewed, reputable providers. I'm going to Vegas soon and have several ladies lined up. We'll see what happens, but I'm struggling to stay hopeful.

Vegas is extremely predatory when it comes to providers. Be careful and watch out for up-selling especially if you call an agency.

lestat1
11-04-2011, 10:29 PM
^^^ Thanks for the advice Yoda, I know better than to argue with your considerable experience here. I'm hoping I've just had some bad luck and it turns around for me.

I've read TER reviews of Vegas agency girls, and while only a couple of agencies seem to be legitimate they still have a higher percentage of dissatisfied clients. With so many well-reviewed independents to go with though, there's no reason to go with the agencies.

If all else fails, Cheetah's and Treasures have been good to me before. :)

minnow
12-15-2011, 08:41 PM
Thought I'd post here before things got too busy: As 2010 rapidly draws to a close, reflecting on the plusses and minusses on my 2010 club visits:

Plus- Had some enjoyable visits. :) Also, first experience with a club webcam site- actually met some dancers I chatted with. Web ads another dimension/communication medium to club experience. Actual meetings generally jibed with pre-visit expectations, but not a 100% predictor (maybe 75-80%). Had 1 new club visit, plus 1 to a club I hadn't been to since the 90's.

Minus-My overall visits to clubs decreased this year (~ 15-20% less) mainly due to different travel patterns and increased workload. :(

This isn't the 1st down year for club visits (09 was an upper as were most years past decade), which serves to underscore to enjoy whatever in life comes your way when it comes your way. Happy Holidays8)
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2011 Report: Trend of fewer club visits due to less favorable work/travel patterns continued into 2011. Despite that, I managed to find oppurtunities to visit one new, and 3 "old prior" clubs this year with absences of anywhere from 3 to 12 years.

What 2011 lacked in quantity was offset by quality, as I met 3 new pinkies this year. Only 1 was planned, another was incidental (worked at same club with other pinkie), and 1 accidental. (I almost didn't go to club, pinkie brought up SW in convo just out of the blue!:listen2: ). Sometimes, good spontaneous visits can happen. Happy Holidays:sun:

Bob_Loblaw
12-25-2011, 05:48 PM
I may not stop by much anymore but I just wanted to wish all you old school blues a Merry Christmas! Enjoy the holidays everyone!

Coastie Joe
12-28-2011, 11:54 AM
My Niece went to the Prom with a new friend from school (not them in this photo, but you get the idea. I'm fime with it, but my sister is off the dial

rlams2000
12-30-2011, 01:50 PM
Where's FBR?

Coastie Joe
01-03-2012, 10:25 AM
Some of the best sex I've had has been sex that I paid for...just sayin'...

My question for Yoda the all wize and knowing
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Is sex really ever free?????

yoda57us
01-03-2012, 11:07 AM
My question for Yoda the all wize and knowing
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Is sex really ever free?????

Nope!

yoda57us
02-19-2012, 05:26 PM
Haven't been to a club yet this year. Work has been crazy combined with the fact that most of my favs seem to have decided to take time off in Jan and Feb. Fortunately, take out is filling the void...}:D

rickdugan
02-20-2012, 02:46 PM
Haven't been to a club yet this year.

Que? No comprendo. :O /:O

No withdrawal symptoms? Sweats? Shakes? Teeth grinding? No manic urges?

Ahhh, errr, I mean of course you aren't having those symptoms...that would be silly after all...

yoda57us
02-20-2012, 03:22 PM
LOL, well, we are only talking six weeks or so...no withdrawals yet! It's my own fault for being unwilling to experiment. I'd rather wait for my favs to be working. I know what I like and so do they!

BabyLove1981
03-08-2012, 10:50 PM
WISH it was daylight and WISH I could find the time to go arrowhead hunting. Ahhh, my favorite pastime =) lol