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i.breathe.in
05-28-2008, 06:53 PM
i was never hostile till oprah started calling vaginas va-jay-jays....now i have a permanent scowl on my face.

though a guy at work the other night said he wanted to see the man in the boat the other night and i about peed myself. who calles a vagina that, honestly?

rlams2000
05-28-2008, 06:58 PM
i was never hostile till oprah started calling vaginas va-jay-jays....now i have a permanent scowl on my face.

though a guy at work the other night said he wanted to see the man in the boat the other night and i about peed myself. who calles a vagina that, honestly?

"man in the boat"? I haven't heard of that and I don't get it.

I may have asked you this before, but are those your feet in your sig pic?

krchab99
05-28-2008, 07:10 PM
i really like the word shishkebab. i dont even know if thats how to spell it but its good to say. also my boss just called someones vajayjay a moot it kinda grossed me out. is that word used in other countries? i hate it. mootie moot moot
lol you like the word shiskabob well i like the word popemobile my word is funnier lol lol;D

Lysondra
05-28-2008, 07:11 PM
I am really sick of pseudonyms for vagina/pussy/crotch. Like peepee and weewee and vajayjay.

OMG ARE WE TWELVE?

crizgolfer
05-28-2008, 07:13 PM
12 and a HALF...thank you very much...

Mesmorized113
05-28-2008, 07:20 PM
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE TINY LITTLE BABY SPIDERS THAT KEEP DROPPING ON ME WHILE I'M TYPING COMING FROM!!!!!!!!! Aaaahhhh!!! Doesn't help that I am deathly afraid of the bitches! THANK GOD they are teensy or I would have had a damn heart attack. Of course rather than the heart attack, now my whole damned body is itching like they have invaded every inch of me!!!!!!!!!

Aarrgh!!!

Ok....breathe.....BETTER :D

Jade Danger
05-28-2008, 07:24 PM
lol you like the word shiskabob well i like the word popemobile my word is funnier lol lol;D

and just what is a popemobile is it the popes car? yeah that is a funny word.

and the vajayjay thing is just as funny its so not sexy and its lame and thats why i like to say it i also like chacha, from southpark, cartmens mum says
'the man puts his hoohoodilly in the womans chacha',
fuckn hillarious. but moot is just wrong

hockeybobby
05-28-2008, 07:29 PM
Why does canned chili WITHOUT beans cost way more than chili WITH beans? I mean you're saving the whole beaning process there.

Discouraged with that, I hit a Wendy's. :yummy:


hmmm. i wonder how my "ew i feel bloated"s and "i feel so tan today" comments are going to go over down here :D


^^^
I have the same problem after drinking a case of beer and passing out in the sun...no biggie really...


Do you guys ever get that not so fresh feeling?

:P


The hell with the douche. I go for the full colon cleansing before clubbing. I mean, when I hit a club I walk in as soon as the club opens and leave when they lock the doors. I don't want any pesky intestinal rumblings while I am there.

FBR

I lol'd more than a normal person should at all of this.


"man in the boat"? I haven't heard of that and I don't get it.

I may have asked you this before, but are those your feet in your sig pic?

R2K clearly gets it.

We had a famous victory tonight. Come from behind 2-0 to win it 3-2 in the final period. Much rejoicing, pizza, beer, game on tv, Pittsburgh is rallying to make it a series....Bob Cole in vintage form...life is good.
That is all, carry on....

i.breathe.in
05-28-2008, 07:30 PM
not my feet, i wish they were!

Bob_Loblaw
05-28-2008, 07:43 PM
Bob Cole in vintage form
Like many other old things, some should have been left in the past a long time ago. Cole has long past his best before date. Usher in the Hughson era on CBC already.


Bob, is that a shitstorm smiley? :D
Absolutely correct BB! I'd been waiting to break out that baby for a while

hockeybobby
05-28-2008, 08:14 PM
Come to "new Chat"
tonight we break the all time world record for new Chat participation.
be there...and be famous.

the truth
05-28-2008, 09:38 PM
That's because it was BUILT in the swamp!! ;D

You are so DAMN sexy.
Yes, I do realize my comment has nothing to do with the last comment made.

TheTempest
05-28-2008, 10:19 PM
The hell with the douche. I go for the full colon cleansing before clubbing. I mean, when I hit a club I walk in as soon as the club opens and leave when they lock the doors. I don't want any pesky intestinal rumblings while I am there.

FBR

What do you use? I'm looking for a good pooper cleanse. ;D


^&^$*(&$*&% who the FUCK wakes someone up on the last day of their holiday to ask them if they should take a holiday themselves?

I'm fucking texting that wanker at 6am every fucking day he's on it.


Your idea of revenge makes me love you more than I did before.



You are so DAMN sexy.
Yes, I do realize my comment has nothing to do with the last comment made.

:O

Since I don't know you... you scare me. I fear all new people... and most old people. -hides-

BalletBaby
05-28-2008, 11:08 PM
I got lush, I got lush, I got lush, hey hey hey hey!:dance:

Highlights of my evening
-Dinner and margarita
-Lush
-Hard rock cafe t-shirt
-Sitting by the water
-Ferry ride
-Walking around
-Talking to my bf
-Pecan pie!

Lowlights of my evening
-Being molested by termites
-Wearing a bra
-Scary people
-Being honest and telling my mother I was in NO by myself *headdesk*

BrunetteGoddess
05-28-2008, 11:09 PM
Mmm. Time for sleeeep.

BalletBaby
05-28-2008, 11:19 PM
And that's a bad thing? }:D

Haha no! I decided to wear a bra, and then took it off for the ride home.


Lets not even start the whole 8 hotdogs in a package, yet 12 hotdog rolls

Weird/:O The buns I buy come in eights...


Do you guys ever get that not so fresh feeling?





:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

krchab99
05-28-2008, 11:37 PM
im not a hooker.

xdamage
05-29-2008, 12:34 AM
Did you know that in France, they have a show on late night television called "Ça va se savoir" that is nearly identical to the Jerry Springer show, except the host wears a slightly better suit.

britt244
05-29-2008, 12:55 AM
i never ever ever smoke weed and i did tonight. youve never seen a quieter group of girls lol.. we sat in silence for 20 minutes, and then my friend wanted to go back and try to work, and i said if she left i would have no one to talk to.

and then i ate a butterfinger in approximately 2 bites. will be working out hard tomorrow.

Lapaholic
05-29-2008, 06:47 AM
^^^ Haha I did 2 hits of weed 3 years ago at a golf event. I was comatose for 2 hours. I couldnt move a lick - hated every second of it. My friends piled up spent chicken wings on my hat --- did I say they were my friends ...

Weed today is wicked strong!!!

hockeybobby
05-29-2008, 08:26 AM
So I think the story about her "friend's" rocky relationship was really about her, and her relationship with SW. In her last post, she said the "friend" had ended the unsaveable relationship. She hasn't been back since.

She's a particularly cool person, and I wish her well.

thefrog
05-29-2008, 08:36 AM
^^^^ who ?

TheTempest
05-29-2008, 08:49 AM
SundayMorning I think.

*Iris*
05-29-2008, 09:34 AM
You think SundayMorning left SW? I hope not I will cry :(


I am a sad panda




Im going to kick your ass for reading Ladies Only HB! >:( ;D

britt244
05-29-2008, 10:01 AM
^^^ Haha I did 2 hits of weed 3 years ago at a golf event. I was comatose for 2 hours. I couldnt move a lick - hated every second of it. My friends piled up spent chicken wings on my hat --- did I say they were my friends ...

Weed today is wicked strong!!!

i didnt hate it.. but then i dont hate many drugs ;)

i cant decide if i should work for a few hours tonight or go see my boyfriend. the extra money would be nice. i havent seen him since i left his house monday morning though and if i dont go see him tonight, i might not til sunday. which seemed like a bad thing yesterday, but now i'm leaning towards working..

SPLUT
05-29-2008, 10:04 AM
What ever happened to Kaiarose and Ajbaer?

thefrog
05-29-2008, 11:07 AM
You think SundayMorning left SW? I hope not I will cry :(


I am a sad panda




Im going to kick your ass for reading Ladies Only HB! >:( ;D

can we sell tickets to the ass kicking?

*Iris*
05-29-2008, 11:09 AM
^ Shut up Frog There is a big reason why I want her here.Big!
at least to me. Hopefully she comes back for the event I want her here for.

thefrog
05-29-2008, 11:10 AM
^ Shut up Frog There is a big reason why I want her here.Big!
at least to me. Hopefully she comes back for the event I want her here for.

what ?? :O

i just wanted to see you beat up HB.

*Iris*
05-29-2008, 11:14 AM
^^^ oh ..........*criketts chirp* ...........



I thought you meant it some other way. My bad :P

thefrog
05-29-2008, 11:19 AM
you just getting ready for HB ;) you dont full-me

TheTempest
05-29-2008, 11:30 AM
You think SundayMorning left SW? I hope not I will cry :(


I am a sad panda




Im going to kick your ass for reading Ladies Only HB! >:( ;D

She said on MySpace that she's done with it... seems permanently.

*Iris*
05-29-2008, 11:51 AM
*runs off to myspace*

hockeybobby
05-29-2008, 11:57 AM
Im going to kick your ass for reading Ladies Only HB! >:( ;D

You aren't that tough, I could take you.

TheTempest
05-29-2008, 12:04 PM
You aren't that tough, I could take you.

oooo tough guy, eh?

I'm with Iris... gonna kick yer butt!

kaiarose
05-29-2008, 12:13 PM
Cute idea, HB! Let's see....I'm excited about working tonight. I haven't worked since Sunday, I'm ready to be sexy and make some money.
I can't wait to go back to blond hair. Just waiting on my reg to make the appt.
And my left ear is stuffy. Ya know, when you talk and it echoes in your ear. Actually a better way to put it would be if you just went swimming and you get water in your ears. Anyone have any advice on how to un-stuff it??

hockeybobby
05-29-2008, 12:44 PM
oooo tough guy, eh?

I'm with Iris... gonna kick yer butt!

I'll take you both on at once. Piece of cake. This is how I see this unfolding:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=h4W09Ddvl7o

hockeybobby
05-29-2008, 01:04 PM
So I'm off work this week. My buddy/neighbour knows this and calls me from his office (5 minute drive away) at about 11:30 this morning. HB! i'm bored here, nothing for me to do, lets go kayaking! Me: Oh yeah. So we meet at the park downstream from our homes so we can leave his truck there at our ending point. Come back in my car, pull out the kayaks, sunscreen up, down the hill, boats in the water...were off!

We get to the golf course which is about a third of the way through our trip. The beer cart is just coming along the path beside the river...perfect! Pull over to the bank and the girl brings down 4 ice cold big cans of Coors Lite. Pay the girl, big tip, and off we go, only now we are just sitting back in the kayaks and drifting.

A one hour trip turns into almost 2 as we do about an hour of just drifting, enjoying the Grand River scenery, rehashing our heroics from the game last night...

Back at the condo by 2ish. :)

BalletBaby
05-29-2008, 01:31 PM
And my left ear is stuffy. Ya know, when you talk and it echoes in your ear. Actually a better way to put it would be if you just went swimming and you get water in your ears. Anyone have any advice on how to un-stuff it??

Swim-EAR

*Iris*
05-29-2008, 01:40 PM
I am seriously weird im finding this smilie :( so funny.:D

kaiarose
05-29-2008, 01:44 PM
Swim-EAR


so self explanatory, huh?! LOL!

BalletBaby
05-29-2008, 02:01 PM
How was your night in NOLA, BB? I got off work late, and was far too tired to do anything but sleep. I'm kinda sad I didn't get to meet you, though.

It was fun! I had crawfish pie for dinner, lushified myself, and rode the ferry. Finished the night off with fresh hot pecan pie mmmm.

I'll be back!

BalletBaby
05-29-2008, 02:05 PM
so self explanatory, huh?! LOL!

Yup:P You should be able to find it at walgreens. You just tilt you head to the side and let it clear it out. Whenever I used it I could feel it bubbling. Kinda felt good:D

http://www.walgreens.com/store/product.jsp?CATID=100218&id=prod1575

*Iris*
05-29-2008, 02:18 PM
im bored

kaiarose
05-29-2008, 02:20 PM
I'm bored too. 10 mins until I start getting ready for work. Even that's too early to start getting ready. I'm actually anxious to go to work tonight.

britt244
05-29-2008, 02:24 PM
stupid cashier. he didnt put my milk in my bags. i know i didnt leave it in my cart and its on my reciept. grrrrr. maybe he shouldve been, i dunno, working, instead of talking to his brother(who was in the way of my cart. standing right in the checkout lane!) the whole time he was ringing me up.

BalletBaby
05-29-2008, 02:32 PM
This is my new favorite thread. Because I like its new name.

ahahaha I just figured it out!

TheTempest
05-29-2008, 03:41 PM
I'll take you both on at once. Piece of cake. This is how I see this unfolding:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=h4W09Ddvl7o

Hmm...I'll take the easy way. -shoots HB's kneecaps out-

*Iris*
05-29-2008, 03:49 PM
*throws mud at Tempest and knees HB in the balls*

WallyT
05-29-2008, 03:57 PM
A swordfish sandwich is much better than tilapia because the fish stands up to the blackening better.