View Full Version : Beware she who "happily" lets you lick them
grindonme
09-20-2008, 03:30 PM
I've done this. Today in fact. Too bad nobody tried to lick me today. ;)
done what?
Brendita
09-20-2008, 03:35 PM
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xdamage
09-20-2008, 04:47 PM
100% .
QFT!!
grindonme
09-20-2008, 08:37 PM
Oh i meant had my bf cum on me and then gone to work. I was joking anyway, though, so no worries. ;)
i'm still "ewwingggggggggg" from the first person that said she's done that:(
carmenlove
09-28-2008, 09:28 PM
Ummm why would one make the factors of a man wearing cotton thin pants w/ no undies to a sc sound rare???????? I guess there are a few good men who see the grossness of this, but it happens. "Swishy pants men". Especially the shorts, gross.It happens WAY to often for my liking, and i get to hear the squeals of dancers that do dances w/ these dudes in the dressing room when they do get "wetness" on them. But it has never happen to me first hand for various factors, so some of these stories could be SC urban legend.
But cum does glow in the black light. A past club I was at learned about it firsthand when they went to put blacklights in the VIP room and had to then take them down immediately,after most staff went and got a good "eewww!"LOL. That club is no longer open.
oh noes! there are no blacklights in my CL! yuck, must think clean purell thoughts. . .:soapbox: :soapbox: :soapbox: must think clean purell thoughts. . . :soapbox: :angel:
Earl_the_Pearl
10-13-2008, 12:58 AM
And YES I have done the hubby jack off on my tits before work, just cause I knew a group of dickwads were coming in that tend to try and get gross.
I have heard of this. I guess it makes him feel a little better because he doesn't have a job.
UtahMike
10-13-2008, 09:09 PM
^^ Actually, this sounds like an urban legend to me. It was told by someone who told something that happened to another dancer. I think it likely was a story well made up.
gypsydancer
04-30-2010, 08:18 AM
if its true, she may have been doing that booby rubbing the crotch thing on a guy with khakis or a similar type pant, which isnt allowed in nashville but i have seen it done.
Sam Pepys
05-01-2010, 11:29 AM
The story is no doubt apocryphal, but yeah the booby or chest rub thing could explain the supposed results.
DancingDaisy
05-01-2010, 12:11 PM
Alot of girls do shit to their nipples to keep custies from licking. I personally rub that stuff that keeps dogs from chewing on furniture on mine before my shift. That or I'll spray perfume directly on them.
Kylea2
05-01-2010, 01:23 PM
^^^ Personally, I like that bitter apple stuff that keeps kid from sucking their thumbs. They make that for pets too.
Cheo_D
05-04-2010, 05:27 AM
^ Now that's clever (and nongross). OTOH kind of sad that some fellows can't just be told what to do or not do.
Lucifera
05-04-2010, 05:37 AM
I call bullshit on this story. I have heard the same story re-hashed so many times, but most of the versions go that the girl's BF came on her before she got to work. Also, I don't see how cum could have gotten out of the man's pants and what kind of stripper would put up with that so casually. Any stripper would run screaming and crying to the dressing room to de-tox.
And, yea, people should know better than to lick a stripper. It's a no win situation. Either she's going to hate it and either end the dance or keep her distance from you, or she'll act like she likes it when in actuality you're probably licking up the dried up saliva of several other men and who knows what else. Tasty and hygenic.
It's completely possible, if you're doing a grinding lap dance. I've worked at a club where it was common place to slide yourself kinda down between his legs, rubbing your breasts on his crotch area. I don't want to think too much about it, to be honest, but let's say my knee/leg were very unlucky once, and as for a shower, there were only baby wipes back there. -Really disgusting.- But yes, apparently it can happen. It also happened in, literally, about 5 seconds. Normally as a stripper you know when to ease up, or whatever. There wasn't even time to start dancing, let alone ease up. :P
But yeah, I've seen plenty of coworkers angry and scrubbing various body parts with baby wipes from time to time. It doesn't come through the pants, it soaks through them and smears onto you. :ill:
But it is amusing, if a guy isn't going to listen to your specific, individual comfort levels, that he gets a little karma (as told in OP's story).
JoeUnCool
05-04-2010, 10:12 AM
Note to self: DancingDaisy and Kylea2 will not be recieving any tips, dances, or any money if our paths ever cross.
KS_Stevia
05-05-2010, 10:13 AM
It can happen. I've been spooged on. Guy was wearing long shorts and lifted them, pulling his dick out through the bottom. Voila, spooged stripper. I've also been vomited on. These things happen.
But I've always cleaned up after spooge or puke. However, saliva on my titties, not so much.
Hernando
05-07-2010, 09:37 PM
This is hilarious. SC is no place for germaphobe. Christ, the leather/vinyl/cloth seats in LD area probably have body fluids (sweat, saliva, etc,) of 1000 people. And any motel room carpet, for that matter. Wear bandaids to prevent a staph infections, don't pick up tissues off the floor to rub your eyes, don't ever "accidentally" go genital to genital, but kiss a stripper's tit like a long lost puppy.
Kylea2
05-07-2010, 10:17 PM
Yes, there are all kinds of nasty things at strip clubs. One of my friends picked up MRSA off the stage after she somehow cut her breast open. It lead to a nasty infection and an operation that put her back $13K.
I'm a bit of a germ-a-phobe. I broke my nail (into the nail bed) in the club last February and was bleeding everywhere, even after wrapping it with tons of paper towels. I was super thankful I was up to date on all my shots though! You can't get a shot to ward off everything but it's a good idea for dancers to stay up to date on things like tetanus shots.
Also, I'd rather put the bitter apple stuff on my nipples than latex or pasties. If a club or the city sees and issue with customers being allowed to suck on nipples they're likely to convert to a latex or pasties club. That stuff isn't fun to clean off every night and can lead to bumps in the areolas from clogged pores.
deluc
05-29-2010, 08:32 PM
Anyone who would put their tongue on something that spends a good portion of their uptime rubbing naked up on other males gets what they pay for imo.
ilbbaicnl
09-13-2010, 08:59 AM
^^^ Personally, I like that bitter apple stuff that keeps kid from sucking their thumbs. They make that for pets too.
Are you all joking? Can't you control what the guy's mouth goes on just by not putting it near his mouth?
ilbbaicnl
09-13-2010, 09:00 AM
And McDonald's puts worms in their hamburgers, life is much more pleasent when you think about things less.
ilbbaicnl
09-13-2010, 09:08 AM
Anyone who would put their tongue on something that spends a good portion of their uptime rubbing naked up on other males gets what they pay for imo.
If I die from licking a stripper boob, I DEFINITELY want it to say "died from licking a strippers boob" on my tombstone, and in my obituary.
ravenblack
03-26-2011, 08:50 PM
well if a guy licks my tit i laugh and tell him do u know how many others guys did that to me tonight u jusst mad out with about 8 guys thats gross and it gets my point across and i bet they think twice about doin it to another stripper lol
Rookie2010
03-30-2011, 05:58 PM
^ I would seriously hope that, that is just a line you use instead of the fact you may not wash or cleanse your tit after 8 guys lick on it.
Disgusting thought, who walks around with the saliva of a dozen people on them?
lestat1
04-18-2011, 10:50 PM
Spit, semen, and other bodily fluids seem to, at times, find their way onto a dancer's chest. This is widely accepted to be disgusting and revolting.
When a customer encounters a dancer's chest, he is told of all of the bodily fluids on it. Apparently, those fluids remain and are not cleaned off all night.
These two things appear to contradict each other, now don't they?