View Full Version : Private Thread - GO AWAY LOSERS !!!
hockeybobby
05-30-2008, 04:22 PM
That's not bad, as nasty taunts go. You will receive consideration at the next membership meeting.
For now, however, you will have to be satisfied with belonging to your current club: "boys on a string club"
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/the_jesus.gif
Just in case anyone wasn't sure...yes, indeed, this thread is meant as satire in light of the recent "Locker Room" discussions. Just fun folks, nobody is butthurt, or anything like that...just poking fun.
rlams2000
05-30-2008, 06:34 PM
My fantasy team is better than your fantasy team. So there.
hockeybobby
05-30-2008, 07:09 PM
My fantasy team is better than your fantasy team. So there.
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/jacklaugh.gif
My team is redhot.
Your team aint doodleysquat.
You call that nasty taunting? Pffftt
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/normal_RonaldMcGTFO.jpg
Lysondra
05-30-2008, 09:20 PM
Hahahahahaa that would be heelarious.
crizgolfer
05-31-2008, 05:01 AM
Cool...a completely private thread where we can talk about guys things...
Well...I was golfing, drinking beer, and macking on the cart girl (you know....guy things) with the boys...when suddenly I felt this sharp pain. I later find out that I sprained my prostate...it must have been too much back swing...
It is getting pretty bad...I mean...I can't stop peeing...I am wondering....do you think an aspirin will help?
hockeybobby
05-31-2008, 06:52 AM
Cool...a completely private thread where we can talk about guys things...
Well...I was golfing, drinking beer, and macking on the cart girl (you know....guy things) with the boys...when suddenly I felt this sharp pain. I later find out that I sprained my prostate...it must have been too much back swing...
It is getting pretty bad...I mean...I can't stop peeing...I am wondering....do you think an aspirin will help?
Hmmm Criz, maybe you just need a good prostate expressing. There was a thread over on pink about that: Milking the Prostate (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=105847&highlight=prostate) It sounds like a fun process involving a girl.
With the pee/prostate issues, you better get yourself to a Groinacologist Criz, or you'll be lookin' like this soon:
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10001/Animation1g.gif
hockeybobby
05-31-2008, 06:58 AM
I'd pay to see that....
Strictly jealousy and envy. Us exclusive members deal with this all the time.
SNARKENFREUDE.
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/Upload/funny/Funnay-Out_of_reach.jpg
yoda57us
05-31-2008, 07:29 AM
Strictly jealousy and envy. Us exclusive members deal with this all the time.
SNARKENFREUDE.
Um, yeah, whatever dude, I'm only posting here because you told me I can't.
hockeybobby
05-31-2008, 08:00 AM
Um, yeah, whatever dude, I'm only posting here because you told me I can't.
Next time, no need to post, just ring the bell:
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/Upload/Attention/Attention-Bell.jpg
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/Upload/Attention/Attention-19th_hole.jpg
High-Heel-Lover
05-31-2008, 08:47 AM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c160/lolitastar79/funny/AttentionWhore.jpg
hockeybobby
05-31-2008, 09:32 AM
Haha...
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/Upload/Attention/Attention-Firing_squad.jpg
virgoamm
05-31-2008, 09:34 AM
Lol at this whole thread. An instant SW classic. Now feel free to beat me up and tell me to gtfo. }:D
yoda57us
05-31-2008, 09:57 AM
Almost 2600 posts in eight months and you are calling other people attention whores? That's laughable HB, if it wasn't so sad...
Bob_Loblaw
05-31-2008, 10:09 AM
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u282/BobLoblaw61191946/cattoilet.jpg
hockeybobby
05-31-2008, 10:10 AM
Almost 2600 posts in eight months and you are calling other people attention whores? That's laughable HB, if it wasn't so sad...
Your commentary on my posting habits:
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/Care-Whoop_de_fucking_doo.gif
insert specified admonishment here: STFU/GTFO
Lol at this whole thread. An instant SW classic. Now feel free to beat me up and tell me to gtfo. }:D
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/post-tits-or-gtfo.png
Bob_Loblaw
05-31-2008, 10:12 AM
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/gtfo.gif
hockeybobby
05-31-2008, 10:27 AM
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/barbie-shes-got-some-nice-tits-demotivational-poster.jpg
rlams2000
05-31-2008, 11:22 AM
HB:
http://www.wonderlandblog.com/photos/uncategorized/warrenellisshutup_1.gif
hockeybobby
05-31-2008, 11:28 AM
R2K: You are a persistent rule breaker, and very pushy. That is impressive, and your taunting is getting better. That is why it pains me to have to say to you:
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd59/squeemish/Motivational%20posters/stfuandgtfo.jpg
rlams2000
05-31-2008, 11:31 AM
Me thinks HB has an inferiority complex because Ice Hockey is such a low end sport. After all it is just a cluster fuck combination of the ice capades meets pro wrestling.
yoda57us
05-31-2008, 11:36 AM
Huh, I guess bandwidth isn't as valuable around here as I we have all been led to believe...
virgoamm
05-31-2008, 11:39 AM
Here ya go... }:D
rlams2000
05-31-2008, 11:41 AM
Here ya go... }:D
Yoda will be happy you posted something worthy of the bandwidth.
Nice pic BTW.
rlams2000
05-31-2008, 11:46 AM
Wouldn't you rather watch Darts?
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/2007/10/poster21016718ru2.jpg
yoda57us
05-31-2008, 12:59 PM
Yoda will be happy you posted something worthy of the bandwidth.
Nice pic BTW.
Just goes to show that any thread can have SOME redeeming value
You remind me of this annoying fan, with a belly full of beer, and safe behind the thick plexiglass:
Well, there are all different sorts of Plexiglas aren't there...
hockeybobby
05-31-2008, 01:21 PM
Here ya go... }:D
I knew you were MEMBER MATERIAL.
Welcome virgoamm. The next nasty taunting is YOURS!!
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/You-Are-Awesome_%28The_Office%29.gif
hockeybobby
05-31-2008, 02:28 PM
Important Message for all trespassers currently in this thread:
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/normal_flexiable.jpg
virgoamm
05-31-2008, 02:51 PM
And while we're at it, I'd just like to add:
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/Stupid-Short_Bus.jpg (http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/Stupid-Short_Bus.jpg)
High-Heel-Lover
05-31-2008, 03:06 PM
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u282/BobLoblaw61191946/cattoilet.jpg
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!! I THINK I PEED A LITTLE!
yoda57us
05-31-2008, 03:16 PM
Important Message for all trespassers currently in this thread:
As long as the Masthead says Stripper Web we all belong her dude.
You can feel free to start Hockeybobby Web, or maybe Peter Pan Web, anytime you like and ban me from joining...
High-Heel-Lover
05-31-2008, 03:21 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c160/lolitastar79/funny/25600.jpg
hockeybobby
05-31-2008, 04:43 PM
Well, I was real tempted to post this picture:
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/normal_bobs-stupid.jpg
But then I thought "Nahhhhhhhhhh". Better to repost my earlier disclaimer from post #51:
Just in case anyone wasn't sure...yes, indeed, this thread is meant as satire in light of the recent "Locker Room" discussions. Just fun folks, nobody is butthurt, or anything like that...just poking fun.
This, is just because girl/girl is very nice:
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10275/normal_001-ass_tits_fuck_pussy_blonde_porn_pornstars_butts_an al_young_teen_18_hot_beautiful_girl_in_panties_asi an_black_white_sylvia_saint_tiffany_mynx_jenna_jam eson_cum_shots_shit_po.jpg
Docido
05-31-2008, 05:30 PM
hb gets the Dongcopter.
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/97/DC_mixed_reviews.jpg
yoda57us
05-31-2008, 06:00 PM
Just in case anyone wasn't sure...yes, indeed, this thread is meant as satire in light of the recent "Locker Room" discussions. Just fun folks, nobody is butthurt, or anything like that...just poking fun.
Dude, I have NO idea what you are even talking about here. A thread stands on it's own for what it is. In this case, a collection of insults "STFU", "GTFU" and whatever other foolishness that I'm far too lazy to go back and look for.
Whatever, have your fun but don't try and pass it off as anything other than what it is. Foolishness. I would have closed this insulting waste of space yesterday. Fortunately for you, Jay and FBR are more patient with childish bad behavior than I am...
hockeybobby
05-31-2008, 06:01 PM
You put a "GO AWAY" sign on the door, and what happens? You get a constant parade of weirdo private-party crashers:
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10072/weird.gif
SERIOUSLY, ALL OF YOU NON-MEMBER, EXCLUDED, PERSONA-NON-GRATA, NOT-PART-OF-THE-CLIQUE, UNCOOL, LOSER, NON-CONFORMIST WEIRDOS:
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/normal_GTFO1.jpg
hockeybobby
05-31-2008, 06:14 PM
Dude, I have NO idea what you are even talking about here. A thread stands on it's own for what it is. In this case, a collection of insults "STFU", "GTFU" and whatever other foolishness that I'm far too lazy to go back and look for.
Whatever, have your fun but don't try and pass it off as anything other than what it is. Foolishness. I would have closed this insulting waste of space yesterday. Fortunately for you, Jay and FBR are more patient with childish bad behavior than I am...
DUDE, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
YES? FINE, PUT THAT IN "THE SERIOUS THREAD" K?
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/Upload/dont%20care/Care-NoBody.jpg
yoda57us
05-31-2008, 07:26 PM
DUDE, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
YES? FINE, PUT THAT IN "THE SERIOUS THREAD" K?
No need, I already put it where it belongs...
High-Heel-Lover
05-31-2008, 07:44 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c160/lolitastar79/funny/motivator2611782.jpg
hockeybobby
05-31-2008, 08:13 PM
Todays in-house, members-only lesson:
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10071/normal_gay_test.jpg
Lapaholic
05-31-2008, 09:08 PM
Maybe--->http://web.syr.edu/~rtharper/bullshit.jpg
hockeybobby
06-01-2008, 09:12 AM
^^^LOL^^^
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/Win-Retard_Prize.jpg
Now go to the back of the membership line.
the truth
06-01-2008, 04:00 PM
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/concerro/vader.jpg
Jay and FBR are more patient with childish bad behavior than I am...
Yoda, when Pryce interviewed us one of the questions he asked was "Are you guys patient? That is really important." We both said "Yes."
So here we are. I just wanted to put things in context ;)
FBR
xdamage
06-01-2008, 05:57 PM
...After all it is just a cluster fuck combination of the ice capades meets pro wrestling.
This description of Hockey really is siggy worthy material.
hockeybobby
06-01-2008, 06:29 PM
Yoda, when Pryce interviewed us one of the questions he asked was "Are you guys patient? That is really important." We both said "Yes."
So here we are. I just wanted to put things in context ;)
FBR
Hey FBR:
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/YouAre-Da_man_%28Saddam%29.jpg
hockeybobby
06-01-2008, 07:04 PM
This description of Hockey really is siggy worthy material.
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/flairthrustgg4.gif
DO IT
High-Heel-Lover
06-01-2008, 07:28 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c160/lolitastar79/funny/fat-bitch.jpg
rlams2000
06-01-2008, 07:35 PM
^^ That is sooo not funny.
hockeybobby
06-01-2008, 07:52 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c160/lolitastar79/funny/BooHoo-Cry_baby.jpg
rlams2000
06-01-2008, 08:11 PM
http://www.allfetishsexpictures.com/kissass/title.jpg