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Biggieman
06-15-2008, 02:05 AM
Has maxim just changed his screen name?
What kind of "fun" do expect to have at a strip club for free?
What are you getting at?
What is your point?
Why am I still reading this thread?
RebeccaSolidarity
06-15-2008, 02:26 AM
Why am I still reading this thread?
Because everyone loves a trainwreck.
No seriously.
My old travelling name totally used to be Trainwreck for this very reason.
Jenny
06-15-2008, 04:39 AM
But I actually did pay for it. You guys aren't getting this, its way too simple!!
I think you don't understand - we are telling you that are mistaken, and that is not what your $20 pays for. Seriously, in some clubs it includes a drink (to save the waitresses the trouble to harassing you) but even then, it doesn't buy you the right to sit in the club and not buy drinks. It buys you the right (as said before) to pay for other things inside the club. In my club there is no cover to get in the club, but there is a cover to get into the VIP to do lapdances. Paying that cover gets you nothing except the privilege to buy lapdances. When your dances are over, you have to leave. It doesn't guarantee you seating if the area is crowded - you might have to wait. You can not just "hang out" up there and watch other people's dances because you've paid the $20. It gets you up the stairs. That is all.
Here at SF they have a club called Lusty lady.
The way it works is that the girls dance on stage, but the stage is covered by booths and "screens". So the custy have to go in the booth, and the screen only goes up if the customer inserts a dollar. then after about 45-60 sec, the screen goes down. And the customer does this until he/she feels like it. So basically the custy can only see the girls dancing, if he pays for the time. There is no cover charge to get in. Its kind of like a peep show. The lusty lady is partially owned by all the dancers that work there. Co-op they call it or something like that.
Would this be better for you ladies?
But this is not how other strip clubs work. So it has nothing to do with this.
As for arguing with the club - interestingly, that is what I suggest you do. If you think $20 is too much to pay for the privilege of walking in the door, you should take it up with them, because we don't charge it.
TheTempest
06-15-2008, 10:51 AM
^^Jenny your club sounds neat. I wish my place booted people after they get lap dances.
I think the thing that really peeved me about Polo's previous posts was that he indicated we should change the system, that we should stand up to management and be mad at them instead of the customers who don't wanna spend more than the price to get in the door.
polo99
06-15-2008, 11:06 AM
Well my last word
You guys should be making your money
on VIP and LD's not tips
If you go to work worrying if you will be making enough tips
you should stop reading here
and start going to hustle hut
polo99
06-15-2008, 11:08 AM
"it doesn't buy you the right to sit in the club and not buy drinks. It buys you the right (as said before) to pay for other things inside the club. In my club there is no cover to get in the club, but there is a cover to get into the VIP to do lapdances. Paying that cover gets you nothing except the privilege to buy lapdances. When your dances are over, you have to leave."
until this happens
which will be never
20 bucks DOES give me the right to sit there
and not buy crap
so deal with it
its not going to change
i rest my case
Good luck girls!
TheTempest
06-15-2008, 11:15 AM
Oh joy. Another guy telling me how to do my job. I make a good percentage of my money (usually my fees) from tips. You should stop being cheap and give us tips instead of trying to tell us how to work.
charlie61
06-15-2008, 11:26 AM
The only reason polo CAN sit there and watch us from afar is because the guys with BALLS are sitting next to the stage, tipping us well.
The system fails when everyone becomes like Polo. For this simple reason (along with the litany of other reasons), people who come in should tip at the rail.
Now, Polo, if you're just sitting in the back row because you don't prefer the girl on stage, then this is understandable.
But because the strip club system wouldn't work if everyone did what you seem to want to do, then this is clearly NOT a feasible thing for our patrons to do.
Jenny
06-15-2008, 02:22 PM
I don't really understand what you are saying. I mean - I gave you a live example from my club. It has happened. It does happen. Like everyday. So deal with it? Because its not going to change?
Change is a constant, my friend. Don't be so naive.
until this happens
which will be never
20 bucks DOES give me the right to sit there
and not buy crap
so deal with it
its not going to change
i rest my case
Good luck girls!
msonyxorb
06-15-2008, 06:51 PM
I was browsing through other threads and ran across Yekhefah's about when it became acceptable to go to a strip club and just hang out.
I can understand the frustration of having a bunch of people in the room who aren't buying. Who wants to be any place where the potential customers windowshop but don't buy? There is a flip side to it, though.
Even on the weekdays, a bunch of these clubs charge $20 or more just to walk through the door. A beer you could get any place else for $3 is $6-7. A single mixed drink costs more than the bottle would if you made your own.
If I pay $10 at a movie theater, I don't have to buy the $5 soda or a $6 hot dog, I can go, find a seat, and watch the whole movie.
So, the question for the dancers is: leaving the drinks/food/parking issues aside, if I pay my $20 at the door, what, exactly, am I supposed to get for my money?
Nothing. You just paid the club 20 bucks, not any of the dancers. if you're nto tipping i don't even like taking off my clothes on stage, but unfortunately some clubs do take the customers side and force the dancers to get naked even if no one is tipping. but please do remember that that fee you pay goes straight to the club, none of it goes to the dancers, and none of the money from the drinks/parking/food you buy goes to the dancers either so you really shouldnt feel entitled to anything and if you really are so poor that 20 bucks door fee and 5-8 dollars for a drink makes you feel you deserve something in return then i think you should quit going to strip clubs because you dont belong there
the difference between a strip club and a movie is that the actors and filmmakers are getting paid per every time their film is being distributed. the strippers at strip clubs (unless u go to one with an hourly pay) do not.
i would also like to add that if you were to go to any night club, at least where i live, the cover charge would be the same, the drink price would be the same, if not more overpriced, the parking would be 15-30 bucks and you would have to wait in line for an hour before you can get in with the risk of being turned away because you dont look good enough or dont have enough money/are not "cool" enough to get in. yet guys do it, every single week and buy bottle service for 1000 and up in hopes of getting laid by some pathetic girl who believes their lies and is too drunk to find her way to her own house. i will never understand why guys have no problems paying tons and tons of money on the night club scene yet complain when they have to pay a cover charge to get into a strip club.
and where the hell can you get a beer for 3 bucks? a dive bar? your local supermarket? in that case im gonna complain about eating out and paying 20-50 dollars for an entree when i can get food for cheaper at a fast food restaurant or by making it myself. again, if you feel ripped off, stop doing it and rent some porn or something. at least porn stars get a cut of distribution.
msonyxorb
06-15-2008, 07:04 PM
I understand that you want to make money, too, but that is not the issue.
I know the house fee structure at the club where I hang out. I've even paid it for around half a dozen dancers at the place on various occasions. That's not the issue, either.
For those that presented something close to an answer, the proposals are not specific enough.
If I spend $20 at a book store, I get $20 worth of books--around 3 paperback books or one or two hardback books. If I buy a calendar or candy or coffee there, fine, but it still get the books I've bought. If I buy a ticket to someone's play, I can see the play. I can still buy a tee-shirt or some other memorabilia, but I still can see the play. If I buy $20 worth of gasoline at a gas station, I get around five gallons of gasoline. I may still buy a soda, food, or pay several hundred dollars getting my car fixed, but I still get the gasoline. If I pay $20 at a parking garage, I can leave my car there for a full day. If I pay $20 at Staples, I can get a case of paper or an ink cartridge.
So, be specific. What, exactly, am I supposed to get for my $20?
You are comparing apples to oranges. its not the same thing. You cant compare it to stores without a membership fee. now some stores DO have membership fees. if you pay for your costco membership that gives you a costco card, it doesnt give you free groceries! Some other stores also have membership fees, a lingerie store i go to does and a few video stores do too. the membership gives you the RIGHT to buy products from the store but it doesnt give you any free products. you have to spend MORE to get those products.
you seriously sound really really stupid and id say you are better off never leaving your house ever again, much less to go to a strip club and try to get your 20 dollars worth. if you are seriously making so little money that a 20 dollar cover fee is making you complain that u want your moneys worth then you dont belong at any type of social setting which costs money and should be out there trying to get better at your job so you can work for more than minumum wage. I would suggest you start by going back to grade school and getting your 5th grade diploma.
msonyxorb
06-15-2008, 07:07 PM
See, I've been to these sorts of shows. I can watch the guy demonstrating the gadget that lets an AR-15 rapid fire rounds like a machine gun for as long as the demo goes on. I can spend the entire day looking over the pistols and rifles at a gun show. I can spend the whole time at a home show, watching people who are selling tools or siding or bathroom fixtures put on their demonstrations about their products. I can watch the video of the Hummer going over some near vertical surface or the Lexus sliding through its drift driving ad all day, if I want. For the price of admission, I get to actually see the show. Sure, I have the opportunity to buy something else on sale, there, but I can stay there fore the whole show, if I want.
I have worked plenty of tradeshows. I ALWAYS GOT PAID BY THE COMPANY. STRIPPERS DO NOT GET PAID, THEY RELY ON YOU TO DIRECTLY GIVE THEM MONEY. Unlike a stripper I had a set hourly pay and I did not have to pay anything to work there. I swear you must be a troll because I refuse to believe anyone is so stupid.
Actually, I just saw your myspace. Of course you are a cheap ass lawyer, from my experience, all lawyers are, probably because of the fact that they dont sleep and lie cheat and steal for their money and so they hate their lives so much that they hold on to any little positive thing they can get (money because they are all money hungry and thats why they became lawyers in the first place). You are probably the guy who asked me to do a 2 for 1 topless dance when the dj did not even announce it after i talked to you for an hour because you are too cheap to pay for two separate dances and feel entitled to get your moneys worth because you sold your soul for a couple bucks and want to save as much of those bucks so u can have a huge pile of money on your grave when you are dead. Besides money you never want to part with, your only other pleasure in life is fighting on the internet and fucking up logic to try to piss people off. I would hate to be you
Yekhefah
06-15-2008, 08:10 PM
^^^ :worship:
CKXXX
06-15-2008, 08:41 PM
. at least porn stars get a cut of distribution.
Just FYI..no we dont.
Perry
06-15-2008, 11:07 PM
*best hostess voice I can manage*
"Hello Madmaximum! For $20 you can enter our fine estabilshent and meet some of our lovely ladies! If you've got a few dollars, you can get up close and personal to them! For another $7 you can buy her and/or yourself a Coors Light! For $25 you can have her naked and on your lap! Now please remember, cell phone use is only permitted in the hallway. No touching is allowed. Sweat pants and hats are not permitted."
Why in the blazes do you need to ask that here when it's spelled out for you quite clearly at the door?
jaizaine
06-15-2008, 11:21 PM
Actually, I just saw your myspace. Of course you are a cheap ass lawyer, from my experience, all lawyers are, probably because of the fact that they dont sleep and lie cheat and steal for their money and so they hate their lives so much that they hold on to any little positive thing they can get (money because they are all money hungry and thats why they became lawyers in the first place).
I dont agree with his posts either but do u have to rip on all lawyers? People call strippers money hungry and that we lie for our money, cheat men out of their money - we don't like generalisations so can you extend this courtesy to other lines of work? It's personally offensive to more than just him FYI.
CherryBomb954
06-16-2008, 12:23 AM
Even on the weekdays, a bunch of these clubs charge $20 or more just to walk through the door. A beer you could get any place else for $3 is $6-7. A single mixed drink costs more than the bottle would if you made your own.
No one's holding a gun to your head forcing you to come to the club.
Don't like the prices? Stay home then.
Grab a bottle of Smirnoff and rent a porn on PPV.
RebeccaSolidarity
06-16-2008, 01:04 AM
I dont agree with his posts either but do u have to rip on all lawyers? People call strippers money hungry and that we lie for our money, cheat men out of their money - we don't like generalisations so can you extend this courtesy to other lines of work? It's personally offensive to more than just him FYI.
To be fair... She was probably just venting some anger at this guy and was trying to hit him where it hurts. Plenty of people on here generalize about groups of people all the time. All the generalizations generally (ha) suck a lot and really should be avoided (at least I think this site would be better off without them) but I think a bit of lawyer bashing is probably the least awful of those generalizations which have been made elsewhere on this site in the past. Even Shakespeare was guilty of lawyer bashing once upon a time.
Otoki
06-16-2008, 03:53 AM
http://www.somersoft.com/forums/gallery/data/506/medium/Do-not-feed-the-troll.jpg
Seriously. They're just enjoying all the attention *fapfapfapfapfap*
UtahMike
06-16-2008, 09:51 PM
Actually--with the money that the management makes from cover charges and house fees, they have to pay:
* rent on the facility or mortgage payments and property taxes
* utilities
* insurance
* sexually oriented business license
* salaries and benefits for certain employees
* purchase and maintenance of sound system and light system
* janitorial fee
* purchase and replacement of furniture
* supplies for the bar
* donations to the police widows and orphans fund and tickets to the police benevolent association's events
* donations to the mayor's and the city council's campaign funds
* a retainer for a lawyer, and more if a lawsuit or criminal charges are actually charged
And probably some other expenses I have not thought of.
Perry
06-16-2008, 10:05 PM
^^ QFT.
And that meager $20 is what allows all of the fun to continue. I certainly wouldn't want to dance in a a club where none of those conveineces were available. And even the poorest, pervy-ist, sweat-pants-bonerist man of them all wouldn't want to be there.
So the cover charge really does get you more than a "quarter step" into the door. :D
Yekhefah
06-17-2008, 09:07 AM
Excellent point, Mike.
Jenny
06-17-2008, 09:11 AM
You mean all the things that most establishments pay for without house fees and cover charges.
As well, I don't actually think that a house fee can be viably compared to a cover charge. I mean for the most part the only thing regulating what you charge consumers for is what the market will bear. When people are working, it is a bit different. Just putting that out there.
bem401
06-17-2008, 09:34 AM
^^^ But house fees and cover charges are an intrinsic part of a strip club operation. I'm sure the clubs set them independently at the levels they feel will generate the most total revenue for the club, without concern for what customers or dancers think is fair or equitable.
Jenny
06-17-2008, 10:15 AM
Uh huh. However regulation on what is acceptable and equitable to workers tend to be different than regulations on what is acceptable and equitable to the consumer. One is a labour/employment issue and the other is not.
doc-catfish
06-17-2008, 10:19 AM
As well, I don't actually think that a house fee can be viably compared to a cover charge. I mean for the most part the only thing regulating what you charge consumers for is what the market will bear. When people are working, it is a bit different. Just putting that out there.
So what regulations are in place regarding house fees at strip clubs? Seems that clubs can charge whatever the market will bear there too. Much like a customer potentially objecting to a door cover, a dancer can potentially object to a house fee. The stipulation of course in either case is that they won't be allowed on the premises if they do.
If you think about it, with respect to how most dancers deal with their clubs, they are essentially customers as well, much like the home show/flea market vendor example I gave earlier. Much like traditional customers, they too can take their ball and go play at Club B else if they don't like the rules at Club A.
jaizaine
06-17-2008, 10:34 AM
^^^ But house fees and cover charges are an intrinsic part of a strip club operation. I'm sure the clubs set them independently at the levels they feel will generate the most total revenue for the club, without concern for what customers or dancers think is fair or equitable.
True. My club is very fair tho IMO. $40 house fee and no tip out so I keep 100% of my tips.
Jenny
06-17-2008, 11:58 AM
So what regulations are in place regarding house fees at strip clubs? Seems that clubs can charge whatever the market will bear there too. Much like a customer potentially objecting to a door cover, a dancer can potentially object to a house fee. The stipulation of course in either case is that they won't be allowed on the premises if they do.
If you think about it, with respect to how most dancers deal with their clubs, they are essentially customers as well, much like the home show/flea market vendor example I gave earlier. Much like traditional customers, they too can take their ball and go play at Club B else if they don't like the rules at Club A.
I agree that is what clubs are doing; but I think you are mistaken in characterizing dancers as customers of the club. Independent contractors are not consumers.
bem401
06-17-2008, 12:37 PM
I agree that is what clubs are doing; but I think you are mistaken in characterizing dancers as customers of the club. Independent contractors are not consumers.
I think the point is the dancers are subject to the whims of the club every bit as much as the clientele. In either case, I think the club's position is the same : take it or leave it. Neither have much recourse, if any.
TheTempest
06-17-2008, 02:40 PM
I think the point is the dancers are subject to the whims of the club every bit as much as the clientele. In either case, I think the club's position is the same : take it or leave it. Neither have much recourse, if any.
That's true. In some ways I think the customers have more leeway, depending on the club. My club won't let us get away with anything and if we were to even insinuate the management was wrong we probably wouldn't be invited back. Customers for some reason are coddled at my club a little more.
Not when it comes to touching though. That's an immediate kick in the ass out the door. So it's a trade off.
bem401
06-17-2008, 03:38 PM
That's true. In some ways I think the customers have more leeway, depending on the club. My club won't let us get away with anything and if we were to even insinuate the management was wrong we probably wouldn't be invited back. Customers for some reason are coddled at my club a little more.
Not when it comes to touching though. That's an immediate kick in the ass out the door. So it's a trade off.
Around here, not all customers are subject to the same rules and neither are all dancers. The more popular girls are exempted from some of the rules that the rest have to follow, like minimum shifts and making stage sets. Guys that are known in the club are never bothered either.
As far as contact is concerned, I hava a hard time even remembering what it was like in a club that didn't have full (virtually) no-holds-barred contact.
TheTempest
06-17-2008, 03:48 PM
Around here, not all customers are subject to the same rules and neither are all dancers. The more popular girls are exempted from some of the rules that the rest have to follow, like minimum shifts and making stage sets. Guys that are known in the club are never bothered either.
As far as contact is concerned, I hava a hard time even remembering what it was like in a club that didn't have full (virtually) no-holds-barred contact.
My club management is pretty lenient on some of the girls who they know will cause a fuss or argue, but customers are pretty much all treated the same.
Well you don't know NJ clubs like mine... extremely strict! Touch and you're out, and the girl gets a firm talking to.
Paris
06-17-2008, 04:02 PM
It is not an analogy argument. These are not meant metaphorically. If I buy a movie ticket, I actually do get to watch the movie. I can do more, or I can leave early. These are all actual things that my movie ticket purchase entitles me to do.
Maybe this analogy will help; It's like playing golf. You pay the fee and reserve your t-time. But if you don't have any clubs or balls, then you just wasted your money. Yes, it costs extra for clubs and balls (and golf carts and caddies and beer), but w/o those other parts of the golfing experience, paying the entrance fees to the course make no sense.
Strip clubs are not a retail experience, they are an interactive experience. Think of it in the way other amusements are thought of, like skiing or fishing or even visiting an amusement park, the tickets to participate are only a small portion of the expense involved.
miabella
06-17-2008, 04:12 PM
this is one of the mega-funniest threads ever. it has brought many lols.
TheTempest
06-17-2008, 04:14 PM
Maybe this analogy will help; It's like playing golf. You pay the fee and reserve your t-time. But if you don't have any clubs or balls, then you just wasted your money. Yes, it costs extra for clubs and balls (and golf carts and caddies and beer), but w/o those other parts of the golfing experience, paying the entrance fees to the course make no sense.
Strip clubs are not a retail experience, they are an interactive experience. Think of it in the way other amusements are thought of, like skiing or fishing or even visiting an amusement park, the tickets to participate are only a small portion of the expense involved.
Good analogy!
Except golf sucks. LOL
bem401
06-17-2008, 04:25 PM
My club management is pretty lenient on some of the girls who they know will cause a fuss or argue, but customers are pretty much all treated the same.
Well you don't know NJ clubs like mine... extremely strict! Touch and you're out, and the girl gets a firm talking to.
Well the girls who get cut slack here are the ones who bring the customers in. The big earners take advantage of the fact that the club knows they can move to one of several other clubs in town and take their customers and money with them if the club gives them too hard a time. The clubs in this state are very much aware of what the other clubs are up to. Its not about fussing and arguing. Its all about the Benjamins.
The only rules imposed on dances here are those imposed by the dancer herself. As long as its done discreetly, just about whatever she agrees to will go conveniently unnoticed ( and that's in the "clean" clubs ). There is nothing LE can prosecute as long as it takes place anywhere except a streetcorner. Some of the girls talk about HJ's like they're part of the dance.
And Paris, your analogy falls short if all the loser wants is entry to the club so he can get a peek. I agree it's strange, but have you seen some of these guys?
TheTempest
06-17-2008, 04:27 PM
The only rules imposed on dances here are those imposed by the dancer herself. As long as its done discreetly, just about whatever she agrees to will go conveniently unnoticed ( and that's in the "clean" clubs ). There is nothing LE can prosecute as long as it takes place anywhere except a streetcorner. Some of the girls talk about HJ's like they're part of the dance.
Wow. Your clubs are... um... free loving, huh?? I heard somewhere that's legal... or is it just accepted in RI?
Our clubs allows no touching. Nothing. None of the girls can change the rules either.
bem401
06-17-2008, 04:34 PM
Wow. Your clubs are... um... free loving, huh?? I heard somewhere that's legal... or is it just accepted in RI?
Our clubs allows no touching. Nothing. None of the girls can change the rules either.
There is a loophole in the way the law is worded that requires the solicitation be of the kind that a hooker uses. As long as it doesn't involve flagging down cars, its not technically against the law.
Escorts, massage parlors, and strip clubs are not in violation of any laws because anything that happens there, happens indoors , and is therefore not covered by the statutes presently in place.
The "discovery" of this loophole a few years ago "upped the ante" in SC's around town to the point where extras are available everywhere and one place is a de facto brothel. And guys used to travel here from surrounding states before the loophole was found.
TheTempest
06-17-2008, 04:35 PM
Neat. Unless they change the law that is.
bem401
06-17-2008, 04:38 PM
Most of the girls i know don't think it is particularly neat because of the pressure it places on them to continue earning at the level they become accustomed to. A number of them have retired because they weren't willing to jump to the next level.
I guess its neat for the guys looking for that and the girls willing to provide it.
TheTempest
06-17-2008, 04:41 PM
Most of the girls i know don't think it is particularly neat because of the pressure it places on them to continue earning at the level they become accustomed to. A number of them have retired because they weren't willing to jump to the next level.
I guess its neat for the guys looking for that and the girls willing to provide it.
Very good point. I think it's neat for women to have the option, but it's true that it does make stripping much more difficult
We're totally thread-jacking!! :ziplip:
doc-catfish
06-17-2008, 04:55 PM
I agree that is what clubs are doing; but I think you are mistaken in characterizing dancers as customers of the club. Independent contractors are not consumers.
With respect to the thread title, the principle is exactly the same. When either party pays their respective monetary sum to the club, they are paying for nothing more than access to the other party. There are no guarantees or entitlements beyond that.
Whether one is a vendor or a consumer is beside the point. We, much like you, are only paying what we do because we have an expectation we want met in exchange
for handing our money over. In our case, its for entertainment. In yours, its to make money providing that entertainment.
gameover
06-17-2008, 06:42 PM
well, i don't know about your club, but that usually is enough for fs :)
j/k
Jenny
06-17-2008, 06:52 PM
Whether one is a vendor or a consumer is beside the point. We, much like you, are only paying what we do because we have an expectation we want met in exchange
for handing our money over. In our case, its for entertainment. In yours, its to make money providing that entertainment.
I disagree. I think the principles of law and of fairness are different for workers than consumers. That's why I don't think they can be compared.
cinammonkisses
06-17-2008, 09:17 PM
Maybe this analogy will help; It's like playing golf. You pay the fee and reserve your t-time. But if you don't have any clubs or balls, then you just wasted your money. Yes, it costs extra for clubs and balls (and golf carts and caddies and beer), but w/o those other parts of the golfing experience, paying the entrance fees to the course make no sense.
Strip clubs are not a retail experience, they are an interactive experience. Think of it in the way other amusements are thought of, like skiing or fishing or even visiting an amusement park, the tickets to participate are only a small portion of the expense involved.
Great analogy!!!
jaizaine
06-17-2008, 11:02 PM
The OP disappeared from this thread about 4 pages ago??????
RebeccaSolidarity
06-18-2008, 03:14 AM
quick!
to the thread killer thread (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109711&page=19&highlight=Thread+Killer)to recruit some help!
although maybe some of the stuff being discussed here is good - or at least interesting - as far as small talk about business goes. it would be interesting to hear a discussion on what constitutes responsible economics as far as a stripclub is concerned. like what are the costs that a stripclub entails just because it is a club, what are the costs entailed by being a stripclub specifically, and so forth.
for instance, i know that the taxation of liquor in bars is determined by volume in rather than volume out and each liquor has an estimated amount of sales upon which the taxes are based. so even if a bar does not sell a single drink they are still taxed on the liquor as though they had sold it. the old nightclub i used to hang out at in masschussets specifically charged a high cover to cover the cost of the liquor taxes because of it. well. they charged everyone else a high cover to account for the liquor taxes. for some reason i am real good at never paying cover anywhere ever again after my second or third time walking in. of course i tend to make up for the lack of paying cover by purchasing more than my fair share of alcohol for both myself and others. but i am going to stop rambling about my carousing skills before i come off as conceited in any way, cause that is always dumb and i am positive that i am not the only person here with the power to duck cover.
but yeah the endurance of this thread is kind of freaking me out.
:O
winterrose
06-18-2008, 08:20 AM
you get in the door.
you get use of the sink to wash your hands after you use the "free" toilet paper.
you get to sit in a chair.
you get to breathe.
that's it....a chair, toilet paper, and use of the sinks.
iambonbon05
06-18-2008, 04:16 PM
well, i don't know about your club, but that usually is enough for fs :)
j/k
Funny. I thought it could get me an orgy around here.
UtahMike
06-18-2008, 06:35 PM
you get in the door.
you get use of the sink to wash your hands after you use the "free" toilet paper.
you get to sit in a chair.
you get to breathe.
that's it....a chair, toilet paper, and use of the sinks.
That's assuming that there IS toilet paper. I hate to tell you the number of SC men's rooms I have been in that had no toilet paper, no towels, no soap, and/or no hot water. I tend to leave and not go back when that happens.