View Full Version : What should you get for your money?
winterrose
06-18-2008, 07:38 PM
That's assuming that there IS toilet paper. I hate to tell you the number of SC men's rooms I have been in that had no toilet paper, no towels, no soap, and/or no hot water. I tend to leave and not go back when that happens.
damn, they actually will short the guys on TP.....that is wrong on so many levels. no soap either....?:eek:
*makes mental note to bring even more Purell and Clorox wipes to work*
Emily
06-20-2008, 02:11 PM
I know this guy, but in a sense, we all do.
Your city has one too. Dancers that have worked there awhile avoid him, and new or desperate girls are the only ones that will talk to him because he looks like he *might* spend something. Occasionally, he may reward her with a dance for talking to him for an eternity (or at least it seems like it.) And if he comes back another night and she's not there, he'll post 5 times on SCL looking for her. He'll find you on myspace and friend request you too.
No matter what club you work at, he will show up there regularly and lurk around to check up on his "friends." And if there is a special that night like an anniversary party with free food or drinks and free cover, it's a guarantee you'll see his ass in the back corner of the room, munching away in the darkness. I've actually used him specifically as an example to other dancers as to why I don't go to these special events anymore. They attract his kind. Sometimes the cover is a blessing. And yes, the dancers talk about you every once in awhile. You don't want to know the descriptives used, but when I use them, they all know exactly who I'm talking about.
Fortunately, the majority of dancers treat him how he deserves to be treated. Like he's invisible. Because that's "what he gets for the money." I'm seriously not sure what else he thinks he's entitled to.
There is no point rationalizing to a guy like this why he should spend money because he's gotten the cheap customer thing down to an art. Hey, maxim. Next time you come in, I'll give you a free lap dance. You deserve it. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for giving the club $20 to enter. ::)
oh, and btw, maxim, you're the reason that the Philly Stripperfest was cancelled. Nobody wanted to go after you invited yourself.
SometimeVoyager
06-20-2008, 08:03 PM
I got flamed for my comments on this topic in a similar thread. Seems my observations were too simple. Duh, it really is simple. If you pay the cover you can watch the show for as long as the management will allow. Some clubs will kick patrons out who sit for hours without buying drinks or tipping dancers, but aside from that there's nothing you can do about it.
It's not like this situation is unique to strip clubs. Don't people also go into stores and take up a commissioned salesperson's time playing show-and-tell with stuff they can't afford or don't intent to buy? Don't they try on a bunch of clothes and leave the store without buying anything, leaving the clerks to have to fold or hang them up again? The store has to pay those employees whether customers buy anything or not, so they're losing money on a lot of people. And do we care? No, and we shouldn't. That's the cost of doing business. That's reality.
CKXXX
06-20-2008, 08:23 PM
The store has to pay those employees whether customers buy anything or not, so they're losing money on a lot of people. And do we care? No, and we shouldn't. That's the cost of doing business. That's reality.
Umm..those employees get PAID. We do not.THATS reality.
Perry
06-20-2008, 09:26 PM
It's not like this situation is unique to strip clubs. Don't people also go into stores and take up a commissioned salesperson's time playing show-and-tell with stuff they can't afford or don't intent to buy? Don't they try on a bunch of clothes and leave the store without buying anything, leaving the clerks to have to fold or hang them up again? The store has to pay those employees whether customers buy anything or not, so they're losing money on a lot of people. And do we care? No, and we shouldn't. That's the cost of doing business. That's reality.
If you do that you're kind of fucking them too. I worked at American Eagle and made $5 an hour, plus a minute commision. And that commision was only made after I sold X amount of clothes. Throw in the fact that I have to re-fold and hang said clothes before I can move on to a new customer and we have failure. On top of all that, it's not like you can hustle someone into buying a sweater - when they know damn well it will be 'out of season' and on sale next week.
The point being - the world isn't here just for everyone's freaking entertainment.
You want a free good time? Go into a feild and watch the grass grow. That's about it outside of human interaction.
UtahMike
06-21-2008, 12:30 AM
When guys like SometimeVoyager are in the club, dancers appreciate guys like me even more. Enjoy your free show, cheapskate. I'm having LOTS more fun where you can't see.
yoda57us
06-21-2008, 04:09 AM
When guys like SometimeVoyager are in the club, dancers appreciate guys like me even more. Enjoy your free show, cheapskate. I'm having LOTS more fun where you can't see.
Bingo!
The one thing I get from reading Stripper Web above all else is a clearer understanding of why my favs are always happy to see me...
It's not simply about what you do or do not get for your cover charge. Guys who obsess over cover charges, drink prices or even the price of a lap dance don't really belong in strip clubs to begin with. We can't expect them to act like a good customer once they go inside. Strip clubs are NOT a prudent economic investment. They are a place you go to be entertained and have fun. Again, if you can't embrace that concept then just stay home.
Unless you live in a cave you KNOW that dancers work for tips only. If you watch them, enjoy the show and don't tip them you are simply a cheap prick...and they are all talking about you in the dressing room.
Jenny
06-21-2008, 06:56 AM
I got flamed for my comments on this topic in a similar thread. Seems my observations were too simple. Duh, it really is simple. If you pay the cover you can watch the show for as long as the management will allow. Some clubs will kick patrons out who sit for hours without buying drinks or tipping dancers, but aside from that there's nothing you can do about it.To me that is sort of like saying you can go into a restaurant and get exact change back for your food and not tip the waitress a penny. Is there anything she can do about it? No. Is it a huge breach of what is reasonably expected of you? Yes? Is it discourteous on the most basic level? Yes. Is it relying on other patrons to essentially subsidize your meal (because prices reflect the fact that waitstaff, as well as bus staff, bar staff and kitchen staff make money from tips)? Yes.
Saying "there is nothing you can do about it nah nah nah nah" doesn't make it a decent and right thinking way to act.
Docido
06-21-2008, 08:59 AM
If you want free entertainment get a library card.
The overwhelming majority of strippers are independent contractors. They pay the club owner for a spot in the club's stage rotation. They also are expected to pay tip outs to bar staff, DJ's, and other assorted club hangers-on. If you've read this site with any diligence, I'm sure you've come across posts by dancers actually owing the club money after a bad night. It happens. The cover charge pays for administrative costs, greased palms, maintenance, liquor, etc. None of it goes to the dancers.
You’re correct you’re not obligated to spend, but the dancers are certainly not obligated to waste their time with you either.
bem401
06-21-2008, 09:21 AM
You’re correct you’re not obligated to spend, but the dancers are certainly not obligated to waste their time with you either.
Why can't we just agree this is ( for better or worse ) the way it is and the way it always will be?
Just because two people happen to be in the same club at the same time doesn't mean either of them owes the other anything. Once the guy starts tipping the girl, she should start entertaining him and once she starts entertaining him, he's obligated to show his appreciation by tipping.
The guys moan and groan about cover charges and high costs and the girls complain about how they don't get paid a salary. Neither are really the concern of the other. Everyone, I assume, chooses whether or not to be there.
It seems the moral of the story is it is better to be an owner than a customer or dancer.
Emily
06-21-2008, 09:36 AM
To me that is sort of like saying you can go into a restaurant and get exact change back for your food and not tip the waitress a penny. Is there anything she can do about it? No. Is it a huge breach of what is reasonably expected of you? Yes? Is it discourteous on the most basic level? Yes. Is it relying on other patrons to essentially subsidize your meal (because prices reflect the fact that waitstaff, as well as bus staff, bar staff and kitchen staff make money from tips)? Yes.
Saying "there is nothing you can do about it nah nah nah nah" doesn't make it a decent and right thinking way to act.
god, that would drive me crazy, esp if you're serving a customer that is known to do that. She HAS to serve him. Fortunately we have the option of ignoring cheapasses.
Jenny
06-21-2008, 12:29 PM
The guys moan and groan about cover charges and high costs and the girls complain about how they don't get paid a salary. Neither are really the concern of the other. I'm not sure I agree. I mean why do you claim that the working conditions of an environment a consumer frequents is none of his concern? In any event, we are not discussing the treatment of the workers by the management but whether it is right and proper for consumers to get free entertainment by essentially piggy backing on other consumers - not whether it is okay to try something on to determine whether or not it looks good. I don't see how anyone can make the argument that is a good thing to do. It's sort of like people who refuse to wait in a queue and steal cabs at the airport. The fact that the cab driver may take you where you want to go doesn't change the fact that it is anti-social, discourteous and against the common rules that make the airport work for everyone.
Emily - I'm always shocked when customer refuse to tip the waitress. It doesn't happen all the time, but it does on occasion.
yoda57us
06-21-2008, 12:30 PM
Why can't we just agree this is ( for better or worse ) the way it is and the way it always will be?
Well, it is now, but it hasn't always been this way. In fact, the house fee is a relatively new phenomenon. If you talk to any lady who has been dancing for say, fifteen years or so, they will tell you about a time when they actually got shift pay for coming in to work. Of course, club owners wrote the schedule, it wasn't a dancer's whim sort of thing as it often is now. Also, up until relatively recently, guys were regularly asked to leave the stage seating area for not tipping and to leave the club if they were not buying drinks. Nursing a beer for two or three hours simply didn't happen.
Traditions and accepted ways of conducting business can change. House fees and dancer-enabled scheduling both work better for the dancer when economic times are good and there are plenty of good customers to counter-act the looky-lew factor. Right now is simply not one of those times. Stripping has survived tough economic times in the past and it will in the future.
Just because two people happen to be in the same club at the same time doesn't mean either of them owes the other anything. Once the guy starts tipping the girl, she should start entertaining him and once she starts entertaining him, he's obligated to show his appreciation by tipping.
I basically agree with you here. It seems to me that the issue is when the entertainment/tipping cycle starts. Of course, there are those who think there is no obligation which is why this thread is here...
The guys moan and groan about cover charges and high costs and the girls complain about how they don't get paid a salary. Neither are really the concern of the other.
Well, like I said, if the cover charge is too much, stay home. You and I are both primarily daytime customers which saves us both a lot of money!
Seriously though, I have never heard a dancer COMPLAIN that she does not get a salary. Complaining that guys are not spending is not the same thing as wishing that you were on salary. Noting the fact that there are a bunch of guys sitting around watching you dance from the bar twenty feet away but none of them are tipping you is not the same as wishing that you were on salary either, it is simply complaining about cheap customers.
Everyone, I assume, chooses whether or not to be there.
Please BEM don't go down this road...oh, too late...
Yes, dancers could do something else to earn a living and guys who want to see naked women could go on line and see them for free. That's got nothing to do with strippers trying to earn a living. Yes, a guy can choose to go in to the club or not but once he does go in the dancers inside have a reasonable right to expect him to act like a good customer and spend money. I mean really, why does a guy go to a strip club if not to be entertained by the ladies inside?
It seems the moral of the story is it is better to be an owner than a customer or dancer.
Huh? For who? The owner maybe if that is what he wants to be, a strip club owner. I have no problem being a customer and I don't know many dancers who would want to own a club either. The vast majority of them have no interest in the strip club industry after they get dressed and leave the club. Owning a strip club, or any business, is a full time gig with complications that no one who hasn't owned a business could really comprehend. I'll pass.
bem401
06-21-2008, 12:43 PM
I'm not sure I agree. I mean why do you claim that the working conditions of an environment a consumer frequents is none of his concern? In any event, we are not discussing the treatment of the workers by the management but whether it is right and proper for consumers to get free entertainment by essentially piggy backing on other consumers - not whether it is okay to try something on to determine whether or not it looks good.
My point was only that the average bozo off the street going in once or twice a year to get drunk and look at naked girls couldn't care less about anything but looking at said girls. Regulars would be more empathetic so if your comment is truly about someone who "frequents" a place, I wouldn't argue that point. I was speaking more generally though.
bem401
06-21-2008, 01:18 PM
Well, like I said, if the cover charge is too much, stay home. You and I are both primarily daytime customers which saves us both a lot of money!
Agreed, though I'm now comp'ed at either of the two places I frequent day or night so the cover is a non-issue for me. The lack of a cover does bring me into the club more frequently though.
I was going to stop in to FL last night because one of my friends has re-started there but didn't, in part because of the $20+ cover I was bound to be charged.
Seriously though, I have never heard a dancer COMPLAIN that she does not get a salary. Complaining that guys are not spending is not the same thing as wishing that you were on salary. Noting the fact that there are a bunch of guys sitting around watching you dance from the bar twenty feet away but none of them are tipping you is not the same as wishing that you were on salary either, it is simply complaining about cheap customers.
You might be right. I am interpreting "I work for tips" as "I don't get paid a salary, so you should tip me".
Please BEM don't go down this road...oh, too late...
In life, if you find a situation unpalatable, you walk away. The specifics of what is unpalatable are secondary. Relationship, job, leisure activity, it doesn't matter. If it stops meeting what you require or expect, if at all possible, you pull the plug.
The "moral of the story" comment was said in jest. It just seemed for quite a few posts that neither the customers nor the dancers were particularly happy.
SometimeVoyager
06-21-2008, 04:25 PM
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." – Albert Einstein
Thanks Einstein, but I wasn't expecting different results. Presenting a realistic, differing, or unpopular point of view gets you branded as a loser and a cheapskate, and probably a point from the mods. Insanity is expecting that, after dancing at the same club for three years, suddenly one night every customer who walks in the door is going to have $300 or more to spend on you. Now that's insanity!
I'm not trying to pick a fight or say it's right. I deal with the same thing every day and it's frustrating. All I'm doing is pointing out that the 80/20 rule applies as much in strip clubs as anywhere else. The vast majority of your income will always come from a relatively small proportion of your overall clientele. And usually it's the guys who talk like they're the biggest spenders who are the least likely to follow through (Hi UtahMike :wave: ).
virgoamm
06-21-2008, 04:44 PM
Die, thread die! *stomps on it like a cockroach*
doc-catfish
06-21-2008, 05:26 PM
fishheads...fishheads...roly poly fishheads....
virgoamm
06-21-2008, 05:30 PM
Man boobs, Bros, Manziers....
Nini Nieb
06-22-2008, 04:12 AM
I disagree. I think the principles of law and of fairness are different for workers than consumers. That's why I don't think they can be compared.
You can compare anything to anything !! Apples to Oranges ... Why not ??
What's the big diff between workers and consumers ?? If I may ask ??
yoda57us
06-22-2008, 04:58 AM
In life, if you find a situation unpalatable, you walk away. The specifics of what is unpalatable are secondary. Relationship, job, leisure activity, it doesn't matter. If it stops meeting what you require or expect, if at all possible, you pull the plug.
Well, yeah, when a situation makes you miserable you should move on...But, again, that is not what we are talking about here BEM. Dancers dance, that is their job. They have a right to bitch when a guy walks into the club, eats the free buffet, buys one drink, watches them get naked for an hour and then leaves without tipping or buying a dance. That bitching does not mean they hate the job or that the income that they do derive from the job is not essential. Every situation in life is not "take it or leave it" (note: quotation marks for effect only)
I love my job. Sometimes I have to work for the occasional asshole. That doesn't mean I'm going to make a career change...though, like many dancers, I may avoid the A-hole in the future.
The "moral of the story" comment was said in jest. It just seemed for quite a few posts that neither the customers nor the dancers were particularly happy.
Well, we come here to talk about strip clubs. Sometimes it is positive and sometimes it is negative. I know your preference is to just tell us all to suck it up and stop complaining but, really, SW wouldn't exist if we followed that mantra...
Jenny
06-22-2008, 05:56 AM
You can compare anything to anything !! Apples to Oranges ... Why not ??
What's the big diff between workers and consumers ?? If I may ask ??
Well first the sheer fact that laws governing treatment of workers are entirely separate and different than laws governing treatment of consumers.
As for why that is - presumably because work and employment are regarded as special kinds of contracts in which parties have unequal bargaining power, and unlike buying things, in particular luxury items, one cannot really in this society make the choice not to work. We therefore tend to think that fairness in work is held to a higher standard than in buying lapdances or an mp3 player.
Of course you can compare some things. One compares things that are analogous in some way. I don't believe workers and consumers are analogous in terms of management treatment.
Jenny
06-22-2008, 06:02 AM
Dancers dance, that is their job. They have a right to bitch when a guy walks into the club, eats the free buffet, buys one drink, watches them get naked for an hour and then leaves without tipping or buying a dance. I actually think there is something here that a lot of guys aren't picking up on as well; coming into the club and watching the stage for an hour isn't "window shopping"; it is just shopping. We sell a service not a product and you are using that service when you watch the stage for an hour. Like you've eaten; you've taken the shirt home, you've bought the car. You have consumed under these circumstances. I think there is something socially abnormal about someone who uses a service he knows perfectly well is intended to cost money and refuses to pay because "there is nothing we can do about it".
But you know. I illegally download. Maybe it's karma.
yoda57us
06-22-2008, 10:09 AM
I actually think there is something here that a lot of guys aren't picking up on as well; coming into the club and watching the stage for an hour isn't "window shopping"; it is just shopping. We sell a service not a product and you are using that service when you watch the stage for an hour. Like you've eaten; you've taken the shirt home, you've bought the car. You have consumed under these circumstances. I think there is something socially abnormal about someone who uses a service he knows perfectly well is intended to cost money and refuses to pay because "there is nothing we can do about it".
Agreed. I go to see my fav. She goes up to do her stage set and I go over and sit at the stage. I tip her five or ten bucks for each of her two songs and I enjoy watching the show. The bar is less than ten feet from the stage. It is always packed no matter how dead the club is and every seat is turned toward the stage. The guys at the bar are all watching the show but rarely, if ever, does anybody get up from their seat and go over to the stage to offer a tip. What exactly is the difference between what I am doing and what they are doing?
But you know. I illegally download. Maybe it's karma.
yeah ,me too...
UtahMike
06-22-2008, 10:59 AM
(Hi UtahMike :wave: ).
An insult is like a drink. It has to be accepted to have any effect on you.
pinkpvc
06-22-2008, 03:15 PM
I genuinly believe that maxim has hd a bad experience of being ejected from a SC a split second after paying the covercharge due too peeing in the doorway, as I can think of no other reason for this thread or his replies in this thread.
jannisary
06-22-2008, 05:45 PM
Agreed. I go to see my fav. She goes up to do her stage set and I go over and sit at the stage. I tip her five or ten bucks for each of her two songs and I enjoy watching the show. The bar is less than ten feet from the stage. It is always packed no matter how dead the club is and every seat is turned toward the stage. The guys at the bar are all watching the show but rarely, if ever, does anybody get up from their seat and go over to the stage to offer a tip. What exactly is the difference between what I am doing and what they are doing?
This pretty much the exact same thing that would happen to me when I would go to see the fav at her club. Lot's of times I would be the only guy at the tip rail but there would be several guys at the bar or sitting nearby who wanted a "free show".
At times we would have fun trying to fuck with them. Like she would have me sit so we would be positioned so the cheapasses couldn't see very well. She would stay very close to me and basically try to give me as private as a show as possible.
Otoki
06-23-2008, 09:56 AM
I actually think there is something here that a lot of guys aren't picking up on as well; coming into the club and watching the stage for an hour isn't "window shopping"; it is just shopping. We sell a service not a product and you are using that service when you watch the stage for an hour. Like you've eaten; you've taken the shirt home, you've bought the car. You have consumed under these circumstances. I think there is something socially abnormal about someone who uses a service he knows perfectly well is intended to cost money and refuses to pay because "there is nothing we can do about it".
+1 The lack of distinction between service and product really serves to convolute this thread. I think that's why the waitress analogy works well.
Then again, I've seen threads where people argue that they shouldn't (and don't) tip their wait-staff...:O That's what this thread feels like. An idiot who wants to argue a system, and a bunch of people telling them to STFU and join the real world.
TheTempest
06-23-2008, 11:14 AM
But you know. I illegally download. Maybe it's karma.
Damn... well as long as I'm getting hit by this too, who do you use Jenny? LimeWire sucks lately. I figure if I'm paying the universe back for my theft of services (every single day... without fail... ) I have a few more albums I wanna get for free.
Jenny
06-23-2008, 01:48 PM
I use bittorrent.
Do you think that if strippers as a body stopped downloading illegally that customers would start to become universally delightful and high spending?
TheTempest
06-23-2008, 02:25 PM
I use bittorrent.
Do you think that if strippers as a body stopped downloading illegally that customers would start to become universally delightful and high spending?
See, that is based on the principle that strippers as a body WILL/CAN stop downloading illegally. Also, does that include DJs? If so, I reeeeally don't see it happening.
But even if that could happen, I think if people can get away with stealing, they will... be it seeing naked women without paying them or getting music.
yoda57us
06-23-2008, 02:56 PM
See, that is based on the principle that strippers as a body WILL/CAN stop downloading illegally. Also, does that include DJs? If so, I reeeeally don't see it happening.
But even if that could happen, I think if people can get away with stealing, they will... be it seeing naked women without paying them or getting music.
DJ's don't count, the club is paying rights fees to play any music at all so they are covered under that....besides, they are not as cute as strippers.
Limewire does suck lately...I can't believe I got sucked in to buying the "no ads" version.
TheTempest
06-23-2008, 03:12 PM
DJ's don't count, the club is paying rights fees to play any music at all so they are covered under that....besides, they are not as cute as strippers.
Limewire does suck lately...I can't believe I got sucked in to buying the "no ads" version.
I might have to buy pro too... I couldn't get anything to come up in searches today and I tried BitTorrent but it made my head hurt
Tauries
06-23-2008, 03:18 PM
I use bittorrent.
Do you think that if strippers as a body stopped downloading illegally that customers would start to become universally delightful and high spending?
By the OP's rationalization...since you paid your cable bill (admission) you are free to take as you please;) .
UtahMike
06-23-2008, 05:50 PM
I've got to 'fess up and admit something. There is a time when I don't tip.
It is when I have spent all the money I brought into the club, but I still have half a bottle of beer or half a drink left. Then I sit, watch the stage from a table away from the tip rail, finish my drink, and leave. If a dancer approaches me, I tell them I've spent all my money and am just finishing my drink. The last time this happened, the dancer thanked me for being so honest as she moved on.
Perry
06-23-2008, 07:00 PM
^^ I think the cover charge grants 10 minutes of "free" time. But that's all :)
Additional dances and tips continue to add to the "free" time. Like T-Mobile. Only hotter.
polester
06-24-2008, 07:12 PM
Waddaya' get, my man?
You get to sit there in the warm glow of femininity that you obviously don't have the likes of at home....but wish you did....knowing what you SHOULD be doing given the premise... and pretend that you belong.
Not unlike the perpetratein' g-boy wanna'-be that strolls into the Cadillac dealership, running his fake gold ring-encrusted fingers across all the shiney metal and acting like he's actually shopping, all the while knowing damn well that he's got $172 to his name.
If you can do that shit and still call yourself a man...well, bust it on down my brother.
As for me....if I can't pay, I'll be man enough not to play. Peace.
TheTempest
06-24-2008, 08:22 PM
W
Not unlike the perpetratein' g-boy wanna'-be that strolls into the Cadillac dealership, running his fake gold ring-encrusted fingers across all the shiney metal and acting like he's actually shopping, all the while knowing damn well that he's got $172 to his name.
As for me....if I can't pay, I'll be man enough not to play. Peace.
Yeah but the Cadillacs aren't trying to make a living by dancing around the dealership. And the salesman are paid to be nice to you. Dancers are not, unless you part with the cash.
Thanks for at least not being a cheapskate in the club... personally I appreciate a man who isn't nowadays.
rooster470
06-24-2008, 09:12 PM
Yeah but the Cadillacs aren't trying to make a living by dancing around the dealership.
I want a dancing cadillac. :)
UtahMike
06-24-2008, 09:16 PM
I want a dancing cadillac. :)
Now, that's the first new thought in this thread in a LONG time.
Hmmm..a Cadillac convertible could dance topless.
CherryBomb954
06-28-2008, 01:31 PM
Die, thread die! *stomps on it like a cockroach*
Right?!
Bottom line is this. We don't "owe" anyone anything cause they paid a cover charge.
Boo fucking hoo, get over it.
LittleDancer
06-29-2008, 06:44 AM
what u get for your 20 bucks is you get to come in a strip club!
lestat1
06-30-2008, 08:52 PM
what u get for your 20 bucks is you get to come in a strip club!
Doh! Bad phrasing. Really bad phrasing. Truly terrible phrasing! :D
UtahMike
06-30-2008, 09:03 PM
^^ Yeah, it usually costs a lot more than that!
Sveta
07-01-2008, 07:16 PM
I genuinly believe that maxim has hd a bad experience of being ejected from a SC a split second after paying the covercharge due too peeing in the doorway, as I can think of no other reason for this thread or his replies in this thread.
:rotfl:
Lysondra
07-01-2008, 09:10 PM
Here's how this entire thread sounded to me:
I once had a cat that was a lot like a bulldozer but it was not like a chimney sweep and more like a set of Venecian blinds in a mansion. But now that we're on the subject, grapes remind me of outdoor sports while stamps are like address books. Did you know that a baseball bat is very similar to the hokey pokey?
UtahMike
07-01-2008, 09:31 PM
Here's how this entire thread sounded to me:
I once had a cat that was a lot like a bulldozer but it was not like a chimney sweep and more like a set of Venecian blinds in a mansion. But now that we're on the subject, grapes remind me of outdoor sports while stamps are like address books. Did you know that a baseball bat is very similar to the hokey pokey?
Yes! And don't forget how socks spin a cocoon at night and hatch out before dawn as coat hangers.
Lysondra
07-01-2008, 09:33 PM
Yeah, that about sums it up nicely.
CherryBomb954
07-02-2008, 01:25 AM
Yes! And don't forget how socks spin a cocoon at night and hatch out before dawn as coat hangers.
When you get done building the sinks at that guy's onion farm, please call me.
I heard the Graffix Clown was hanging out behind a bush at the mini mart by the intercoastal waterway in Boca Raton.
yoda57us
07-02-2008, 04:13 AM
Well, it really doesn't matter 'cause there are no bones in ice cream...