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indianprincess
06-20-2008, 07:32 AM
I'm convinced that it's a stereotype that because we dance for you, that means that we're perfectly willing to give you our phone number so we can go out on a date with you. Because we like you. We really wanted you, that's why we take your money and show you boobies. I want you, your money is your personality, since that's all I know about you, because you haven't said anything.

Ever want to be super bitchy and just be like, "omg, are you kidding? I am SOO out of your league! Also, you smell like burp."

CKXXX
06-20-2008, 09:29 AM
"omg, are you kidding? I am SOO out of your league! Also, you smell like burp."

Siggy quoting!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!

indianprincess
06-20-2008, 11:25 AM
Siggy quoting!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!

God, srsly, where do they get that stink from? WTF do they drag themselves through before they enter the club? They obviously do this on purpose. Fuckin assholes.

LadyLuck
06-20-2008, 11:43 AM
I find the most common ones are that we are lazy and uneducated and ofcourse the old standby that we are all hookers in a bad disguise.

msonyxorb
06-20-2008, 01:02 PM
That we are all willing to drop everything immediately and leave work for the rest of the night just to go home with them or back to their "hotel."
What, do they think we aren't WORKING?
"Would you like a dance?"
"No, but I'd like to take you back to my place."
"Ummmmmmm.... are you serious? I am WORKING right now, I can't just leave, man!"
"Why not?"
I think: oh, ok, I won't earn a living, I'll just fuck you right now and hope THAT pays my rent, you dumbass, who obviously has no conception of how a SC works!

This isn't a fucking singles' bar. What are they THINKING? Oh right... they're not.

I seriously have to question what the hell goes through a guys head when he asks a stripper this. Seriously even in a singles bar i'd slap a guy for talking to me like that. Does he seriously think we have such low self esteem and self respect that we would actually be flattered that some creep wants to fuck us?? really? at least the guys who offer money have some common sense, but the guys who offer it up for free...really?

CKXXX
06-20-2008, 01:07 PM
That we are all willing to drop everything immediately and leave work for the rest of the night just to go home with them or back to their "hotel."
What, do they think we aren't WORKING?
"Would you like a dance?"
"No, but I'd like to take you back to my place."
"Ummmmmmm.... are you serious? I am WORKING right now, I can't just leave, man!"
"Why not?"
I think: oh, ok, I won't earn a living, I'll just fuck you right now and hope THAT pays my rent, you dumbass, who obviously has no conception of how a SC works!

This isn't a fucking singles' bar. What are they THINKING? Oh right... they're not.
Ha..MORE then once I've said "I cant leave..I'm WORKING" and they roll their eyes and all..so I tell them to go ask the bouncer if I can leave right then to hang out with them and if they say yes..I'm THERE!

They ALWAYS go ask!::)

And are ALWAYS shocked when they are told "no..she cant leave..shes working"

Thankfully the bouncers always know that I'm not really trying to leave..that its my little cop out/show-what-a-dumbass-the-custie-is move!!

mina loy
06-20-2008, 03:02 PM
*laughs* ^

phonehome
06-21-2008, 01:05 AM
CKXXX: you have the sniffles in the bathroom and out of the woodwork come three dancers who just know that you are doing coke, want to share and are pissed at you because "you won't share" and you wonder why your average customer might think that at least some girls are cokeheads?

That is the thing about stereotypes there is normally a grain of truth to them not for everyone to be sure but some, sometimes. Not all dancers do drugs but some do, not all are hookers/extra's girls but some are, not all are attracted to out of work and talent challenged musicians but some of them are.

Name the stereotype/s and you all know you can think of any number dancers you have known that fit some maybe a lot of them.

MiragePDX
06-24-2008, 11:39 AM
Ha..MORE then once I've said "I cant leave..I'm WORKING" and they roll their eyes and all..so I tell them to go ask the bouncer if I can leave right then to hang out with them and if they say yes..I'm THERE!

They ALWAYS go ask!::)

And are ALWAYS shocked when they are told "no..she cant leave..shes working"

Thankfully the bouncers always know that I'm not really trying to leave..that its my little cop out/show-what-a-dumbass-the-custie-is move!!

I'm totally using this next time some dumbass asks me to go home with him!

SuzieQ523
06-25-2008, 03:50 PM
-That we're all looking for men to accept our dancing lifestyle..."You know, I'm totally ok with you dancing..." Yeah. And I'm totally ok with taking your money and making you think you'll be presented with the opportunity to date me.

TheTempest
06-25-2008, 04:10 PM
-That we're all looking for men to accept our dancing lifestyle..."You know, I'm totally ok with you dancing..." Yeah. And I'm totally ok with taking your money and making you think you'll be presented with the opportunity to date me.

OMG or that we're desperately looking for someone to take care of us, get us out of there.... (The line "I'd never let you do this if you were my gf" totally popped into my head from your post)

SuzieQ523
06-25-2008, 04:14 PM
^^Haha! I always like to respond with, "Well if you were my boyfriend I'd never let you be in a place like this." which is completely untrue, I just like to leave them with a little something to chew on.





* That we all make hundreds a day...


I fucking hate it when customers ask me how much I make. I've tried the whole "I don't discuss my finances." and for some reason they still push on. Grr.

CKXXX
06-25-2008, 04:14 PM
CKXXX: you have the sniffles in the bathroom and out of the woodwork come three dancers who just know that you are doing coke, want to share and are pissed at you because "you won't share" and you wonder why your average customer might think that at least some girls are cokeheads?

That is the thing about stereotypes there is normally a grain of truth to them not for everyone to be sure but some, sometimes. Not all dancers do drugs but some do, not all are hookers/extra's girls but some are, not all are attracted to out of work and talent challenged musicians but some of them are.

Name the stereotype/s and you all know you can think of any number dancers you have known that fit some maybe a lot of them.

I can name lawyers that fit those too...or moms...or secretaries. Doesnt make it true across the board.::)

CherryBomb954
06-25-2008, 04:26 PM
I didnt start dancing til I was 27!! It just wasnt a term used when I was growing up. People I knew drank..a cpl smoked pot, but hard drugs werent prevalent in my town. If anyone did them at all..nobody knew about it. You were "bad" if you drank!LOL!

There are a lot of people out there who prob think I'm a raging druggie!!

I started at 26. I never hung around the hard drug scene either, and still don't. A couple of friends-of-friends snorted some coke a few weeks ago at a party and it bothered me. I just can never get used to it, it freaks me out still.
Everyone is always shocked that I never fell into the scene being from Ft.Lauderdale, FL, and all, where coke and heroin run rampant.
I tell them you know what, it's not where you're from, it's about the people you surround yourself with.

TheTempest
06-25-2008, 06:51 PM
^^Haha! I always like to respond with, "Well if you were my boyfriend I'd never let you be in a place like this." which is completely untrue, I just like to leave them with a little something to chew on.




I fucking hate it when customers ask me how much I make. I've tried the whole "I don't discuss my finances." and for some reason they still push on. Grr.

If they're not spending I go with "Oh honey... you'd never be my boyfriend so I guess my job is safe!"

And I HATE how almost EVERYONE assumes I make thousands and that I don't pay taxes. Kiss the fattest part of my ass.

luckyluxie
06-26-2008, 08:55 AM
Everything everyone has said is bang on. You wouldn't be surprised how many men think my MSc Biomedical engineering is a turn-on!! I most often get the 'you're a whore' misconception. Although I did have one customer who wouldn't pay me because he was convinced I make 500,000 US dollars per year and didn't need the money.

ViolaStrings
06-26-2008, 10:01 AM
$500K? What an idiot! Why was he even there then?

JDanielle
06-26-2008, 10:13 AM
That I can't wait to get my hands on someone poor lady's husband and tear him away from his family.

That I like anal.

luckyluxie
06-26-2008, 02:27 PM
$500K? What an idiot! Why was he even there then?

To insult the women I think.

CKXXX
06-26-2008, 02:44 PM
That I can't wait to get my hands on someone poor lady's husband and tear him away from his family.


I hate that. Even worse..the women who come in clubs OBVIOUSLY dragged there holding onto their fat leering men like we are all just DYING to snag their beer swilling treasure away ::)

Yeah honey...my man is 100 times better and the only thing your man has on him that holds any interest for me at all is his wallet! The shriveled up excuse for a penis is ALL yours!

SuzieQ523
06-27-2008, 02:21 PM
I hate that. Even worse..the women who come in clubs OBVIOUSLY dragged there holding onto their fat leering men like we are all just DYING to snag their beer swilling treasure away ::)

Yeah honey...my man is 100 times better and the only thing your man has on him that holds any interest for me at all is his wallet! The shriveled up excuse for a penis is ALL yours!

LMAO!!

fancygirl
06-27-2008, 03:21 PM
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- that we will go home with someone if the price is right

yeah, the problem with that is that no one ever wants to pay the $15,000 price tag (that's the sliding scale for cute guys. If there's a fat gut and BO involved, I better be set for life after that encounter.)

xtina20
06-28-2008, 02:31 PM
my favorite revolves around the misconception that they don't realise i KNOW i'm fucking beautiful... hence you oggling me form across the room for half the night and making return trips to the eftpos dickhead-what, do you really think that i think your sitting here contributing to my next meditaranean rendezous cause i have a nice personality?
this perplexes me no end... "wow, your stunning, you don't realise the power you have over men" - uh, yes i do. could that be perhaps why i chose to go into an industry where i flaunt my naked body and bleed you dry? must be that personality again.
then again, naturally my self esteem is totall worn away by my 5 kids to 5 fathers the last of whom which is taking my money and beating me up whilst we're both coming down of our coke binge.... yeah, wow, really? you think i'm pretty? SHUT UP! thats so sweet-no-ones ever said that to me before....

ooh, my other favourite is that we are only doing this because no one has yet told us/we haven't realised that we are attractive enough to MODEL. now that we know, we of course will gladly leave for the finnacial windfall that is swimwear/lads mags moddelling ::)

she sells sanctuary
06-29-2008, 11:30 PM
the boyfriend one is my favorite. like, yeah, maybe i'm lying. or maybe i'm not. but why the fuck did you ask if you weren't gonna just accept the answer.

...on almost anything, custies find a lie more believeable than the truth.

charlie61
07-01-2008, 12:17 AM
my favorite revolves around the misconception that they don't realise i KNOW i'm fucking beautiful... hence you oggling me form across the room for half the night and making return trips to the eftpos dickhead-what, do you really think that i think your sitting here contributing to my next meditaranean rendezous cause i have a nice personality?
this perplexes me no end... "wow, your stunning, you don't realise the power you have over men" - uh, yes i do. could that be perhaps why i chose to go into an industry where i flaunt my naked body and bleed you dry? must be that personality again.
then again, naturally my self esteem is totall worn away by my 5 kids to 5 fathers the last of whom which is taking my money and beating me up whilst we're both coming down of our coke binge.... yeah, wow, really? you think i'm pretty? SHUT UP! thats so sweet-no-ones ever said that to me before....

ooh, my other favourite is that we are only doing this because no one has yet told us/we haven't realised that we are attractive enough to MODEL. now that we know, we of course will gladly leave for the finnacial windfall that is swimwear/lads mags moddelling ::)

LMAO

So cynical, so precise, so beautifully-worded. *Print*

TheTempest
07-01-2008, 12:24 AM
Oh I got one that's come up a lot recently on my "come see me strip" MySpace.

That we ENJOY or GET OFF on rubbing guys crotches. I have received so many messages about "Oh, what do you do when a guy gets hard? You must get sooooo turned on" (only the spelling is much worse and there's no punctuation).

That we leave with customers if we think they're cute all the time, regularly meeting up with them after work.