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AlexxaHex
08-31-2008, 09:04 AM
Yeah I guess it did!

Otoki
08-31-2008, 02:18 PM
WOW this was my "feature dancer story" I think she's on heroin personally or oxy's. She was almost nodding out on stage. And she fell I think. Horrible
She kept reaching for the damned pole. Any time she let go, I wanted to shout "TIMBERRRRR"

malloryknox
08-31-2008, 07:25 PM
I hope the OP does not mind as these are not really disaster stories...thought i'd share some from my dancing days anyways. Im bored!
Felicia Fox came to Flesh, she was so rad. Very nice cool person. She posed for polaroids with me for 5.00. I talked to her for an hour, cause it was pretty slow.
She let this guy pour candle wax all down her back and asscrack while she was on all fours, it looked quite painful actually.
She layed on her back spread her legs back and shot silly string all over the crowd.
And damn that woman had a KILLER makeup collection.She had about four traincases jampacked with MAC.
Nina Ferrari came she was nice to us too. She gave me a pic for free actually
and a lighter. A dancer that everyone hated because she was supposively a major extras tramp, went on stage with her
and layed underneath her and started eating her out. It was pretty brazen.
I would not let that girls tongue go anywhere near me. Haa

Nakita Kash
08-31-2008, 09:42 PM
Oh so the fact that I know how to DANCE and ENTERTAIN and hold a list a mile long of credits and titles would mean nothing eh?
I didn't say that. I said that working with Alena wouldn't get you anything here.

Thats why i've had tons of clubs in the US contacting me to book me saying how they wished they could get more Canadian features because we put on such great shows.
I even had an agent in the US tell me he wishes he could get a handful of Canadian features because they would put most(not all) of his girls out of work.
I don't doubt that for one second. Many features in the US are lazy and don't get the idea of entertainment. But that is what feature school is supposed to prevent.

I've seen a few videos of you on the pole and yea your pretty good, I wont deny that.
Pole dancing has nothing to do with featuring. You should know that. You don't have to pole dance to be a good feature.

Seriously midnight on a Friday night, biggest club in the city, packed wall to wall, standing room only... come out on stage in a tube dress and string bikini and walk around once then get on your knees bouncing up and down? I would be embarassed to do that.
Again, that is what feature school is supposed to prevent.

Im not running around on here chasing your posts and bashing you. Did I say I was talking about your school? No. Last I heard there was more then one in the states.
Of course there is, but you generalized by saying "feature schools in the US". If you were talking about one in particular, you should have said so!



In general, feature entertainment in the US has turned to big named porn stars who rely on their names and not the entertainment factor of being a feature. It's unfortunate but it is also one of the reasons why I was happy to step in and help out. After Continental Theatrical Agency asked for me to head their feature school I realized how much it was needed in many different ways. The US has few great entertainers left. But I have said it here on SW before, US club owners & managers hire features to make $$. If a big name porn stars is how they make their $$, then that is the way they will go. I just do what I can to push those girls in the right direction.

PaigeDWinter
08-31-2008, 10:47 PM
I haven't seen any real disasters... but I saw one boring feature! Rio Rivers. The name alone made me laugh but... her claim to fame, at the time, was huge natural tits. Big deal. She just wandered around the stage with a huge effin hat on. That's it.

i.breathe.in
08-31-2008, 10:49 PM
In general, feature entertainment in the US has turned to big named porn stars who rely on their names and not the entertainment factor of being a feature. It's unfortunate but it is also one of the reasons why I was happy to step in and help out. After Continental Theatrical Agency asked for me to head their feature school I realized how much it was needed in many different ways. The US has few great entertainers left. But I have said it here on SW before, US club owners & managers hire features to make $$. If a big name porn stars is how they make their $$, then that is the way they will go. I just do what I can to push those girls in the right direction.

haa what are you the holy grail of feature trainers? lmao.

kitana
09-01-2008, 12:13 AM
haa what are you the holy grail of feature trainers? lmao.

Are you?

i.breathe.in
09-01-2008, 01:19 AM
Are you?

where in gods name does that question come from? im speaking on the way she seems to be putting herself on a pedestal.

im not a feature, nor a trainer.

keira0304
09-01-2008, 03:30 AM
I've seen Monica Mayhem (from australia) and Little Lacey. Monica was super sweet, had an amazing body and huge boobs and the crowd loved her.I didn't like her costume though, it was neon yellow and navy blue vinyl chaps,thong, bra and collar set and she danced to 80's rock. Little lacy was weird, ugly and on drugs. She scared the customers away.

MissTeaze
09-01-2008, 09:11 AM
Monica is an AWESOME girl. I love her to bits! Shes a great entertainer and total sweetheart.

Nakita Kash
09-09-2008, 09:20 PM
[quote=i.breathe.in;1688754]im speaking on the way she seems to be putting herself on a pedestal.quote]

Didn't mean to put myself on a pedestal. Just wanted to let everyone know that there is SOMEONE out there trying to remedy the situation- however minor my efforts may be.