View Full Version : What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
Jeska
07-11-2008, 02:58 AM
I would love to see a dancer perform this whole set on stage! That would be awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
CKXXX
07-11-2008, 08:46 AM
I would love to see a dancer perform this whole set on stage! That would be awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
That was AMAZING!!! I would LOVE to do that on stage!!! How fucking great was that guy??!!
I used to work with a chick named Sativa. She was a big girl(was a boxer when she wasnt dancing). She would run from one side of the stage to the other,jump on the pole,wing herself around almost kicking the customers in the head(they had to jump back from the stage), then come down on her knees as hard as possible...seriously we though either her knees or the stage would crack one day.
I had to ask NOT to be put on stage with her after she almost kicked me in the head a cpl times.
She also brought in pictures of her fucking herself with a knife. She said that possibility of pain turned her on. It was disturbing.
Oddly enough...she was a really sweet girl.
i.breathe.in
07-11-2008, 09:42 AM
I'm so confused... like, she was dancing &a fetus fell out?
An extra pussy lip? /:O
she started gushing blood forth from her vagina. they called her an ambulance she didnt even know she was preggo.
i guess technically the extra pussy lip was a skin tag but it was so big it may has well been an extra pussy lip. it was attached to one of her others and it dangled inches below. sweartogod.
gypsy_girlchild
07-11-2008, 10:11 AM
I work with a girl that every time she stepped, the other leg would kick back behind her (kind of like the movies where, when kissed the girl's leg lifted, only this was a kick.) Over and over and over again, it drove us insane to watch (so I stopped.)
And the little bitch had the nerve to say she the hottest in there ( said this her first week dancing, EVER) and she was sure others were worried, sorry babe, not when custies are laughing each time you get on stage.
And I have to love the contortionist, she turned one of her legs into a guitar and would hop around the stage "playing" it. She would do all sorts of things, literally walk with her butt, make it look like her happy place could blow air to make a dollar fly up in the air.
Nakita Kash
07-11-2008, 10:36 AM
I have a really good one. I worked at a club in Kansas City called Bazookas in 2001 where this dancer (in her early 30's at the time) would stuff a handful of mini glow sticks inside her vagina before her set. It was a nude club so after she dropped her panties she would shock the audience with her "glowing pussy" and then the DJ would announce that the glow sticks were for sale for $5 or $10 (can't remember exactly how much). That's not all though! So the guys would come up to the stage with their money and she would take one of the glow sticks out of herself, put it in her mouth and then encourage the guy to come and get his purchase with his mouth! And most of them actually did!!!! Oh and by the way, the DJ would also mention that selling the glow sticks was for her son's fundraiser at school! I am so not kidding on this!
I was with you until the fundraiser. I could deal with it if it weren't for that. In fact, I do something similiar in one of my shows. However I don't shove a bunch up my twat at once and spit em out. lol!:O
Nakita Kash
07-11-2008, 10:43 AM
#1: (along with paris' "little boy" dancer-story)
#3. forward rolls and cartwheels. seriously.
I love somersaults and cartwheels! Whats wrong with them? Hey, if you can do them well...why not? It beats standing there lookin at yourself in the mirror!>:(
Nakita Kash
07-11-2008, 10:47 AM
I would love to see a dancer perform this whole set on stage! That would be awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
Taya Parker does this! Wow, I never knew she stole it from YouTube!!!:D
Nakita Kash
07-11-2008, 10:51 AM
I have a ton, but you all reminded me that I once danced with a girl that had a 3rd nipple! She made cash off that thing! Great boobs too, just a 3rd nipple to go along with them! lol
BB1984
07-11-2008, 02:56 PM
There was this crazy drunk girl who, after we gave a guy a birthday dance pulled off his belt and started spanking him (a no-no in the first place) but then she started encouraging him to whip HER with it! Ouch! The d.j. rushed over to put a stop to it.
There also used to be this girl who had a weird Marilyn Monroe obsession. She thought she was channeling her. One of our stages has a picture of MM beside it, and she became convinced that the stage belonged to her and would give the glare of death to any girl passing her to get on the stage after her. She also told anybody who would listen that she was gonna have 56 children so she could repopulate the earth with blondes. She was black though, with bleach blonde hair.
:laughing: LMAO!!!
winterrose
07-11-2008, 05:24 PM
a dancer at my club took cleaning the stage to a whole new level.
she took rubbing alcohol and poured it all all over the slippery spots on stage, snagged someon's zippo and lit that shit on fire. then proceeded to do her stage set with it flaming up, pole tricks and all.
the club nixed her doing that in the future though. very cool to watch, it goes out by itself.
but the stage was seriously clean when she got done.
holiday
07-11-2008, 08:18 PM
^ that sounds so amazing.
Pretty_Penny
07-11-2008, 08:25 PM
I love somersaults and cartwheels! Whats wrong with them? Hey, if you can do them well...why not? It beats standing there lookin at yourself in the mirror!>:(
i seem to have not explained correctly.
she would walk out on stage. immediately sit down on the floor and do somersaults like a 3rd grader. then she'd get up and do some 3rd grader cartwheels. i'm not talking amazing gymnastics. we actually had a girl do backflips and shit once, that was cool. i mean she did a cartwheel like -i- do a carthweel.... with my feet randomly flinging around in a semi circle right before i collapse on my side.
her entire stage set consisted of throwing herself around and then taking long pauses to try and clap her ass... which she couldn't do.
devilkitty
07-11-2008, 10:12 PM
I don't know why nothing is coming to me....I know I have plenty off stories. Help my brains not working.
keira0304
07-11-2008, 10:46 PM
this crazy 47 year old stripper with ginormous probably H cup boobs dressed like a dominatrix and would pull customers up on stage, take off their belts, and then whip... the pole? it was really weird. She used to scare people. She would do this move where she's support her back and hips and put her legs up the air and do this crazy bicycle thing with her legs, and then put them out in a V and smack the stage really hard with her platforms. She once took an old grandma up on stage with her and had the grandma hold her whip and leash and walk behind her and spank her. She also used to grab female custies and strip them completely nude on stage... idk how management allowed that
winterrose
07-12-2008, 01:25 AM
^ that sounds so amazing.
here's video of the girl dancing withing fire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2ZqTuhSLOE
Brendita
07-12-2008, 02:39 AM
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The dog pee move. Seriously, she'd be on all fours, paralell to the edge of the stage, and she'd lift a leg like she was a dog about to pee on something. And she'd just... hold it. For a while.
SadieN
07-12-2008, 06:43 AM
I saw a girl with a match, light her nipple on fire... still dont know how she pulled that off....
and I've seen a couple girls pussy poppin on handstands haha
keira0304
07-12-2008, 07:20 AM
At the same club, there was a girl who ALWAYS wore a half face mask. She wasnt deformed or anything, it was just to create mystery.
I think that's cool! ^ The first dancer I ever admired used to wear a feathered half face mask, and sometimes jeweled evening gowns, feather boas and 3/4 length silk gloves
firemaiden04
07-12-2008, 02:06 PM
There's a girl at my club who will take off her glasses and start deepthroating them when she's onstage in front of a customer...like, serious deepthroating, and then she'll put them back on, and spit will drip off the lenses and they'll fog up really bad for the rest of her set.
And another time, a girl I vaguely know did amateur night, and got onstage with her hair dyed purple...and her armpit hair dyed to match...I kid you not. Then she just crawled around on the stage her whole set, acting like a dog in heat...literally crawling around and barking and making little whining and begging noises whenever she was in front of a customer. It was surreal.
Sophia_Ashley
07-12-2008, 02:27 PM
I saw a girl with a match, light her nipple on fire... still dont know how she pulled that off....
and I've seen a couple girls pussy poppin on handstands haha
I'm guilty of the above haha. When i was younger like 21 & I first moved to Indianapolis I would take the bandaid things that they make u put on your nipple...put a kitchen match (bent in half) in it and during my first act light them and light candles and drip the wax then lick my fingers and put the candles and the matches out.
I did this during race season as I worked at a small club there that was close to the tracks. It worked out well (a lot of girls had gimmicks) except once my hair (which was super long) at the time ...sorta swung down onto a lit match and began smoking. Thus putting the end to my nipples on fire act.
I worked with a girl named fire at the same club. who pussy popped. Damnedest thing ever. Guys would line up to see it. She was super hot too.
VegasPrincess
07-12-2008, 02:36 PM
^^^
What exactly is pussy popping?
Sophia_Ashley
07-12-2008, 02:53 PM
If it is what I think it is...(I could be way wrong here) the girl would lay on her back on stage...point to her vag and with her vag muscles push and pull her panties in and out (where the hole is)
Now that's what I think pussy poppin is, but knowing me ..I'm probably way off haha
haleym
07-12-2008, 06:59 PM
Three words: naked walking handstand.
Why?!?!
CKXXX
07-12-2008, 07:51 PM
Yeah I've done the match/nipple/fire thing too
Sophia_Ashley
07-12-2008, 08:17 PM
How awesome would it be if we were "that" dancer mentioned in stories lol
CKXXX
07-12-2008, 09:19 PM
How awesome would it be if we were "that" dancer mentioned in stories lol
Wouldnt surprise me if I was! LOL! When I get bored I entertain myself on stage. I do a soft shoe tap dance routine...me and friend have played tag on stage between poles,we've played an odd game of hide and go seek on stage(obviously the only thin to hide behind is the pole...but guys kept yelling..shes behind the pole...over there...the POLE..without tipping...so very helpful they were::) )
We found a Twister game and played twister on stage and said we'd play naked twister if the guys tipped enough. They didnt.
Bitchy but...fuck it...one girl would INSIST on doing naked pole tricks and rub her infected oozing crotch on the pole.You could SEE pus on the pole afterwards. I stood on stage and requested rubbing alcohol,Lysol and bleash before I'd touch it after her. I also followed her for awhile spraying down the seat when she got up with Lysol(she sat on clothed chairs with no panties on. She had at least 1 STD that we knew of and frequently fucked and sucked.For $20.
So yeah....tonight on fox..When strippers get bored...AND PISSED........gggggaaaahhhhh"
Perry
07-12-2008, 10:42 PM
I totally wore the banana suit during my visit! J had a fit. Of course.
J has a fit no matter what.
azamber
07-13-2008, 05:30 AM
There is a girl at my club who does push-ups on stage. She'll like straight up bust out like 10 of em'.
Dammit you beat me to it. I work with a girl like that too! I just don't get it!
I work at a topless club, and one day when it was really slow, one of the hottest girls there had some kind of hairpiece or hairy prop and she put it in her g-string so it would hang out all over the place, and she acted like she didn't know it was there! It was hilarious, and all the girls were laughing, the guys were all kinda freaked out! It was awesome!
jaizaine
07-13-2008, 06:00 AM
There was a girl at one of my old clubs who brought a cockatiel on stage with her. It would sit on the side until she was done, and then it would collect her tips. It was cute, but this was a club where the girls NEEDED gimmicks to make money.
That is adorable. She would have got huge tips off me, I love cute animals hehe.
I just thought of another one. I used to work with a big busty blonde chick who would get guys on the stage (for bucks night functions) and she would give the guy an atomic wedgie where she pulled their jocks right up over their head and tore them in half. It must have made these guys asses bleed seriously.
This isn't on stage but she was upstairs and stripped a buck completely naked and threw his clothes over the rail and someone stole his jocks coz they were never found haha.
MysteriousMisty
07-13-2008, 03:01 PM
Bitchy but...fuck it...one girl would INSIST on doing naked pole tricks and rub her infected oozing crotch on the pole.You could SEE pus on the pole afterwards. I stood on stage and requested rubbing alcohol,Lysol and bleash before I'd touch it after her. I also followed her for awhile spraying down the seat when she got up with Lysol(she sat on clothed chairs with no panties on. She had at least 1 STD that we knew of and frequently fucked and sucked.For $20.
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Eeeeew. I hope she doesn't work there anymore.
The only two crazy things I've ever seen are girls doing push ups in the middle of a set and a girl who started doing the running man in the middle of her set.
Susan-Va
07-13-2008, 04:23 PM
We found a Twister game and played twister on stage and said we'd play naked twister if the guys tipped enough. They didnt.
We used to play Twister at my club on slow nights too! Then management took it away.
LuckyOne
07-13-2008, 08:44 PM
this crazy 47 year old stripper with ginormous probably H cup boobs dressed like a dominatrix and would pull customers up on stage, take off their belts, and then whip... the pole? it was really weird. She used to scare people. She would do this move where she's support her back and hips and put her legs up the air and do this crazy bicycle thing with her legs, and then put them out in a V and smack the stage really hard with her platforms. She once took an old grandma up on stage with her and had the grandma hold her whip and leash and walk behind her and spank her. She also used to grab female custies and strip them completely nude on stage... idk how management allowed that
There was a girl at one of my old clubs who brought a cockatiel on stage with her. It would sit on the side until she was done, and then it would collect her tips. It was cute, but this was a club where the girls NEEDED gimmicks to make money.
At the same club, there was a girl who ALWAYS wore a half face mask. She wasnt deformed or anything, it was just to create mystery.
The dog pee move. Seriously, she'd be on all fours, paralell to the edge of the stage, and she'd lift a leg like she was a dog about to pee on something. And she'd just... hold it. For a while.
These 3 right in a row, and I was literally ROFLMAO. Wow!!!
thechaosfairy
07-14-2008, 02:50 AM
Bitchy but...fuck it...one girl would INSIST on doing naked pole tricks and rub her infected oozing crotch on the pole.You could SEE pus on the pole afterwards.
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sexy_celeste
07-14-2008, 05:03 AM
I DID love the mime football. I could watch AFL if it were played with hot semi naked chicks :-)
When it's slow at my club and Im on stage with one of my friends we act like total idiots. We pretend we are playing a sport like golf or playing musical instruments. We are so silly.
I also saw a girl speaking on her mobile phone will doing her stage set in a big sweater once coz she was pissed off and wanted to go home.
My friend also does this thing where Im on all fours and she gets behind me, stomps her foot really loudly and pretends to fuck me haha. Guys dont like it so we do it when they are not tipping.
jaizaine
07-14-2008, 05:07 AM
I DID love the mime football. I could watch AFL if it were played with hot semi naked chicks :-)
Hmmm yes u witnessed this event LOL :-[ ;D
Nakita Kash
07-14-2008, 08:02 AM
Three words: naked walking handstand.
Why?!?!
Because they can! Can you? I can't!
Candice
07-14-2008, 10:15 AM
These are all sick acts from one girl:
Took a custys glasses and rubbed them on her pussy-no bottoms. Custy was pissed.
Shove a beer bottle up her twat.
And.... drum role please
Crumble a five dollar bill up put it up her ass and poop it out. Only in South FL.
If it was a girl named "Cher", then I think I worked with her too! ;D
Candice
07-14-2008, 10:31 AM
When it's slow at my club and Im on stage with one of my friends we act like total idiots. We pretend we are playing a sport like golf or playing musical instruments. .
I knew a girl that did this at a club in Pompano Beach, South East Florida, that I worked at. She would act like she was playing the violin, golfing, fishing. I thought it was kinda funny but a lot of the girls hated her because she would say rude comments to them. I honestly thought she was just off her medication or something. I liked her.
She was actually sort of famous for being the singer to a pretty popular techno song from the 90's. I never really believed she was the singer untill I googled her one day and saw her picture. I was floored!
Corgan
07-15-2008, 02:10 AM
^ who was it??
Starfire
07-15-2008, 08:54 AM
I can't think of any right now, but seriously ladies, this thread made me literally laugh out loud. This thread was a brilliant idea. :)
noelle
07-15-2008, 12:41 PM
this crazy 47 year old stripper with ginormous probably H cup boobs dressed like a dominatrix and would pull customers up on stage, take off their belts, and then whip... the pole? it was really weird. She used to scare people. She would do this move where she's support her back and hips and put her legs up the air and do this crazy bicycle thing with her legs, and then put them out in a V and smack the stage really hard with her platforms. She once took an old grandma up on stage with her and had the grandma hold her whip and leash and walk behind her and spank her. She also used to grab female custies and strip them completely nude on stage... idk how management allowed that
This is probably the strangest thing I have seen too... That woman is amazing! I totally kissed her. Hah.
velvet
07-15-2008, 01:11 PM
^ who was it??
i want to know too! pm if you want.
CKXXX
07-15-2008, 01:37 PM
I knew a girl that did this at a club in Pompano Beach, South East Florida, that I worked at. She would act like she was playing the violin, golfing, fishing. I thought it was kinda funny but a lot of the girls hated her because she would say rude comments to them. I honestly thought she was just off her medication or something. I liked her.
She was actually sort of famous for being the singer to a pretty popular techno song from the 90's. I never really believed she was the singer untill I googled her one day and saw her picture. I was floored!
I've worked in pretty much every club in Pompano and never saw this??There was one girl who would take the DJ mike and sing on stage..she was actually pretty good! I want to know where and who too!
peanutbutter007
07-15-2008, 07:33 PM
This is cracking me up. Some things I've witnessed:
1) Completely fall off the stage, backwards
2) Dancer clocks a guy in the middle of his forehead with her heel because he pulled her bottoms completley to the side while she danced on stage. Blood spews everywhere
3) Dancer would be introducing herself to guys who approached her stage, she'd put out her hand to shake and then when the guy would extend his hand, she'd always pull her hand back and run it through her hair and say "Syke!" She was a trip. :-)
winterrose
07-16-2008, 01:30 AM
about two years ago I was on stage dancing to my second song, Ozzy's "Flying High Again" and had on a borrowed black tie top with huge sweeping sleeves that covered my hands. I'd done pretty well for the first song keeping the sleeves out of the way, was about to sweep myself up the pole and take the top off while hanging upside down. I swung myself completely off the stage. Hit a table on the way to the floor. I remember looking up into a sea of faces thinking how the hell did I get here? My next thought was OW!
LuckyOne
07-16-2008, 01:40 AM
This is cracking me up. Some things I've witnessed:
1) Completely fall off the stage, backwards
Oops- lol!
3) Dancer would be introducing herself to guys who approached her stage, she'd put out her hand to shake and then when the guy would extend his hand, she'd always pull her hand back and run it through her hair and say "Syke!" She was a trip. :-)
and roflmao-lol. Syke.
kitana
07-16-2008, 08:33 AM
Dammit you beat me to it. I work with a girl like that too! I just don't get it!
I work at a topless club, and one day when it was really slow, one of the hottest girls there had some kind of hairpiece or hairy prop and she put it in her g-string so it would hang out all over the place, and she acted like she didn't know it was there! It was hilarious, and all the girls were laughing, the guys were all kinda freaked out! It was awesome!
We worked together?!?!?!?!
I have done that before when it's dead, and guys ROLL about it, and it gets most of them in a good mood, lol.
Nothing like a furry snatch of doom to brighten your day, lol!}:D
Scarlette_Lucre
07-17-2008, 02:45 AM
one girl i worked with (was more of a man then a woman) used to do the exorsist walk up and down the cat walk, then do a headstand mid stage, go into a reverse sit and move her legs in circles
AlexxaHex
07-17-2008, 09:34 AM
There also used to be this girl who had a weird Marilyn Monroe obsession. She thought she was channeling her. One of our stages has a picture of MM beside it, and she became convinced that the stage belonged to her and would give the glare of death to any girl passing her to get on the stage after her. She also told anybody who would listen that she was gonna have 56 children so she could repopulate the earth with blondes. She was black though, with bleach blonde hair.
OMG I love her! hahaha! You may or may not be shocked to know here are TONS of these MM obsessed people. He has a lot of fucked up fans, and encourages them. I know someone who stalked him, figured out where he lived and hung out on his lawn for about 3 days. Manson finally let him in and gave him a job as his personal assistant.