View Full Version : What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
Sirona
07-17-2008, 12:02 PM
We found a Twister game and played twister on stage and said we'd play naked twister if the guys tipped enough. They didnt.
My friend and I played Twister on stage :)
It was pretty funny actually.
AlexxaHex
07-17-2008, 04:02 PM
OMG I love her! hahaha! You may or may not be shocked to know here are TONS of these MM obsessed people. He has a lot of fucked up fans, and encourages them. I know someone who stalked him, figured out where he lived and hung out on his lawn for about 3 days. Manson finally let him in and gave him a job as his personal assistant.
wow I just re-read this post and I guess I was having a totally BLONDE moment. LL clearly stated MONROE and somehow I read it as MANSON. :-[
keira0304
07-17-2008, 06:50 PM
lol^ don't feel bad, I did the EXACT same thing. IT was somewhat more funny and relatable when I pictured it as manson than monroe though...
charlie61
07-17-2008, 06:58 PM
I did that too!! And it totally made more sense to me with Manson instead of Monroe!!
LATTINNA
07-18-2008, 12:43 AM
a girl throwing gang sings on stage!
indianprincess
07-18-2008, 08:43 AM
Sock. Monkey. Hand. Puppet.
Every. single set. She had that damn sock money hand puppet, and she would talk to it while sitting down, standing, dancing, on the pole, whatever.
And she was like over 40 and looked it, she made the guys gasp in horror.
Friendly, though. And least she was nice to me. I heard she went berzerk on other people, though.
Ava Jadore
07-18-2008, 08:47 AM
This thread is awesome LOL! I went to a club as a customer and saw a girl spend almost her entire set trying desperately to climb up the pole. She would hop up and then slide down and then try again and again. I had to give her props for her determination...but it was pretty damn odd LOL!
Sarah Andi
07-18-2008, 01:16 PM
I haven't seen too much craziness, but plenty of baaaad dancing.
For a while, my club seemed to have lowered its hiring standards and was hiring some random ass chicks. There was one who was just really out of it all the time; we called her "Cracky". She had a habit of chugging NOS (Not too bad, we all need a caffeine boost here and there, but this was constant and done like a drunken frat boy slamming his last can of Natty Light before the big game), and carrying around bottles of beer everywhere. She loooooved 40 oz bottles of Bud Light and kept bringing them into the dressing room despite many warnings that alcohol was strictly forbidden in the dressing room.
Her stage sets were always priceless. Completely priceless. One night, the floor manager, three or four other dancers and I just stood and watched in horror as she seemed to have a seizure. She laid down on the stage, spread eagle, and... well... vibrated? I guess that's the word... eesh. After about ten seconds of that, she sprang up and did her weird little air hump dance.
Maddie
07-19-2008, 07:23 AM
Ok, this wasn't on stage.. but these guys came in, I guess they were in some sort of band.. anyways, they all had wigs on. One came to tip me on side stage, and I took his wig off and asked if I could use it for a moment. He said yes..
So after stage, I was so frustrated with how lame the rest of the custys were being, I put the wig in between my bottoms (underneath them), and my thong (on top), and walked up to this guy sitting down (all of this while the band is watching amused), and was like "hey, want a dance"? He does not even look at me, just waves me off. So I sort of tap his shoulder and rub the "pubes" on his bare arm skin and ask again. His friend notices and looks startled, then starts laughing. So the guy FINALLY turns around, and literally FALLS out of his seat.
It was hilarious to everyone involved, and from that point I danced for all 5 "band wig guys", and the 2 guys from the table I played the prank on - I even gave the guy who fell a free dance to kick things off, as an "apology".
Pretty weird/gross, but hilarious nonetheless.
Darcy Foxx
07-19-2008, 08:59 AM
we had this canadian feature at my old club who did this thing... i dunno if i can even explain it properly, you probably need to see it to understand how strange it looked.
first of all, imagine some kind of crazy aggressive irish dancing with your feet. like walking across the stage but dancing a riverdance-esque jig. then, hold one hand out infront of you, palm up, as if you are a waiter holding a tray of drinks. place the other hand firmly on your hip. then, contort your face into this bizzare frown/smirk thing that i think is supposed to be sexy but more looks like "i am crazy and i will fucking cut you"
weirdest thing ever. she used to just do that all over the stage.
Lovely Ush
07-19-2008, 11:03 AM
This was kind of odd and beautiful all at the same time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvl5cbmpV60&feature=related
Nuclear Martini
07-19-2008, 11:15 AM
Wouldnt surprise me if I was! LOL! When I get bored I entertain myself on stage. I do a soft shoe tap dance routine...me and friend have played tag on stage between poles,we've played an odd game of hide and go seek on stage(obviously the only thin to hide behind is the pole...but guys kept yelling..shes behind the pole...over there...the POLE..without tipping...so very helpful they were::) )
We found a Twister game and played twister on stage and said we'd play naked twister if the guys tipped enough. They didnt.
Bitchy but...fuck it...one girl would INSIST on doing naked pole tricks and rub her infected oozing crotch on the pole.You could SEE pus on the pole afterwards. I stood on stage and requested rubbing alcohol,Lysol and bleash before I'd touch it after her. I also followed her for awhile spraying down the seat when she got up with Lysol(she sat on clothed chairs with no panties on. She had at least 1 STD that we knew of and frequently fucked and sucked.For $20.
So yeah....tonight on fox..When strippers get bored...AND PISSED........gggggaaaahhhhh"
That is so nasty! HOLY SHIT! LOL, eww I can only imagine what this girl looks like. $20 extras? If D.A.R.E. told kids that story, I guarantee you, none of them would ever smoke crack. :D
Jezzebelle
07-19-2008, 11:23 AM
This was kind of odd and beautiful all at the same time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvl5cbmpV60&feature=related
If I was next to a pole and I didnt know what the hell to do with it, Id be pissed off too.
Aubreyyy
07-19-2008, 11:41 AM
A girl got so drunk, she peed herself onstage and had to run off while dribbling.
And theres always the favorite "Showing Tampon String" act a lot of girls at my club do frequently.
*Iris*
07-19-2008, 12:11 PM
Seeing some chick drugged the fuck out doing splits over and over in a circle.
reese_x_c
07-19-2008, 12:25 PM
This was kind of odd and beautiful all at the same time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvl5cbmpV60&feature=related
WTF/:O ....at about 2:04 it freaked me out a lil when it started going fast, chick was moving like one of those bitches in the ring/the grudge.
Bubble
07-19-2008, 01:17 PM
If I was next to a pole and I didnt know what the hell to do with it, Id be pissed off too.AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA
AlexxaHex
07-19-2008, 07:47 PM
^^LOL that was uhhh....interesting. I think there's a time and place for angsty shit and it's not at the strip club. That wasn't even remotely sexy.
PrettyCurlieQ
07-19-2008, 07:55 PM
1. Lick the pole. Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew And this repeat offender NEVER wiped off the pole or anything before her set. EW ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
2. Flex her asshole. I don't know how to explain it better than this, I love this girl, but idk wtf she does to make her butt do what it does. I think it looks sick, but the guys love it. Also, this is at a topless club, but you can see it under her tback.
Gabrielle MB
07-20-2008, 03:26 AM
WTF/:O ....at about 2:04 it freaked me out a lil when it started going fast, chick was moving like one of those bitches in the ring/the grudge.
Ummm, okay. I watched it without sound to not disturb sleeping people in my house and, it was REALLY creepy that way.
LilyLove
07-20-2008, 03:39 AM
OMG I love her! hahaha! You may or may not be shocked to know here are TONS of these MM obsessed people. He has a lot of fucked up fans, and encourages them. I know someone who stalked him, figured out where he lived and hung out on his lawn for about 3 days. Manson finally let him in and gave him a job as his personal assistant.
I wish it was that. It would make the strangeness quirky and interesting rather than really uncomfortable and sad. Being reminded of her from this thread, I brought her up to another dancer and the other dancer told me that she claimed once in a while to have given birth that morning... :-\ Her story really isn't funny at all, its just sad and I feel bad for making fun of her since there's obviously something wrong with her. :'(
Lysondra
07-20-2008, 03:42 AM
One girl I know used to wrap her legs around a guys neck on stage and then THRUST QUICKLY his head into her crotch with 3 quick motions of her legs.
I always thought she was gonna break their necks... D:
babyphat
07-20-2008, 03:49 AM
one time when it was slow a group of us got on stage and did the "tonto, jump on it!" dance ... to the song.
it's amazing that we all knew the dance. lol
you know, this one:
(fresh prince clip)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCFRJEjM3fc&feature=related
and that reminds me. next time no one is tipping and it's semi slow... i'm gonna bribe the dj to play "it's not unusual" and i'm totally gonna do the carlton.
Ive done the carlton before...ive also went on stage to white and nerdy wearing mens tighty whiteys, argyle socks, my white and nerdy t shirt, and some glasses...i always do weird stuff like that and thats how i make my money
babyphat
07-20-2008, 03:51 AM
I would love to see a dancer perform this whole set on stage! That would be awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
OMG im so gunna memorize this dance and do it!
TinaLatina1989
07-20-2008, 04:32 AM
A very "thick" girl and I mean like her upper body is small but the lower is plus size like a 22, worked at my club, she brings a bag on stage with her for her set and my bff and I were thinking maybe its her lunch. She begins her routine dancing with a beer wedged in her ass crack, I mean really bootyshaking. She then moved to a g.goose bottle I kid you not! She pulls a can of foam outta the lunch bag, sprays it on her ass and lit it on fire. Now she is dancing with a flaming butt. After that she gets out a dildo and swallows it, closing her mouth with it in her throat!!!
All eyes were on the stage, but the guys looked sort of afraid of her. I give her props for trying actually entertain.
thechaosfairy
07-20-2008, 05:00 AM
This was kind of odd and beautiful all at the same time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvl5cbmpV60&feature=related
I think it's intended to be less strippery and more the Japanese equivalent of primal scream therapy. ;D
Lysondra
07-20-2008, 05:17 AM
Utada Hikaru... I love that song.
MeanGirl
07-20-2008, 05:42 AM
Not on stage, but at an old club a girl used to dress in a bum outfit (not a sexy one..like a real bum)and had a pail that had a sign that read: Will strip for $$. She didn't dance , all she did was stand outside the bathrooms and tell guys they had to put money in her bucket to go in. Every. Single. Night.
She said it was b/c she could not afford stripper clothes. Her only other outfit was a grass skirt and one of those hawiian flower lay thingis. She was weird.
Symmy
07-20-2008, 09:27 PM
I really luv this girl I work with ......(tee-hee) she hits her own ass so hard and with such vigor that I think she may knock herself off stage one day. :) I try not to laugh but I must run into the dressing room when I hear her name called for stage.For if I see her I will fall over in my 7inch heels.
DancerX
07-21-2008, 09:39 PM
i seen a girl put a lit cigarette in her cooch and puffed smoke out of it..right into the guys face. she did this every set.. also pulled a long string of beads out of it too.
ediblecrayonz
07-21-2008, 09:59 PM
1. Lick the pole. Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew And this repeat offender NEVER wiped off the pole or anything before her set. EW ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
2. Flex her asshole. I don't know how to explain it better than this, I love this girl, but idk wtf she does to make her butt do what it does. I think it looks sick, but the guys love it. Also, this is at a topless club, but you can see it under her tback.
That second one reminds me... There's a girl at our club who wears one of those chain belt thingies and part of it dangles down about 6 inches and there's a small metal disc at the end, like a pet tag or something. Anyway, at first I thought it was a tampon string, and just as I get close enough to see that its not, she turns around, bends over, puts this little metal disc thingie in her ass hole, and flexes the muscles around it to make it disappear. Hard to decribe, but nevertheless, gross. She does it every set and says its her signature move.
Sveta
07-22-2008, 12:53 AM
That second one reminds me... There's a girl at our club who wears one of those chain belt thingies and part of it dangles down about 6 inches and there's a small metal disc at the end, like a pet tag or something. Anyway, at first I thought it was a tampon string, and just as I get close enough to see that its not, she turns around, bends over, puts this little metal disc thingie in her ass hole, and flexes the muscles around it to make it disappear. Hard to decribe, but nevertheless, gross. She does it every set and says its her signature move.
:laughing: It amazes me how some people's minds work. I have a bunch of chain belts with the discs on the ends, and it would never in a million years occur to me to put that in my ass. :P
DominoDiva
07-22-2008, 01:06 PM
this is no were near as crazy as any of these but, well its more entertaining and i thought it was fun an cool :)
it was quite i the club so one of the dancers gets up on stage an dances to thriller, she was really good too :D deffo got an aplaud from me
p.s i mean doin the actual thriller dance.
Zinaida
07-22-2008, 04:52 PM
I wore a banna suit and danced to Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat when no one was spending.
I would just like to thank you for some inspiration...about a week ago I decided it would be cool to wear a bizarre costume and have my friend film me walking around in public(wtf else is there to do in Jersey??) and because I had just been reading this thread I got a vision of me in a giant banana suit. I ordered one off of amazon and my friend will be recording me tomorrow. Wish me luck fellow banana gal. ;D
I don't get the peanut butter jelly baseball references, is it from a show?
CKXXX
07-22-2008, 06:10 PM
I would just like to thank you for some inspiration...about a week ago I decided it would be cool to wear a bizarre costume and have my friend film me walking around in public(wtf else is there to do in Jersey??) and because I had just been reading this thread I got a vision of me in a giant banana suit. I ordered one off of amazon and my friend will be recording me tomorrow. Wish me luck fellow banana gal. ;D
I don't get the peanut butter jelly baseball references, is it from a show?
And you ARE going to post the video RIGHT??
JDanielle
07-22-2008, 06:20 PM
2. Flex her asshole. I don't know how to explain it better than this, I love this girl, but idk wtf she does to make her butt do what it does. I think it looks sick, but the guys love it. Also, this is at a topless club, but you can see it under her tback.
I have seen a girl do this too, if we're thinking of the same thing. From a distance, I thought at first that she was pushing a tampon in and out of her vagina. The bartenders called it 'popping her asshole' and I heard that a manager had to ask her to stop more than once. It's possible some guys are into it, but whenever I saw her do it, the customers around looked surprised and grossed out.
Perry
07-23-2008, 01:44 AM
I would just like to thank you for some inspiration...about a week ago I decided it would be cool to wear a bizarre costume and have my friend film me walking around in public(wtf else is there to do in Jersey??) and because I had just been reading this thread I got a vision of me in a giant banana suit. I ordered one off of amazon and my friend will be recording me tomorrow. Wish me luck fellow banana gal. ;D
I don't get the peanut butter jelly baseball references, is it from a show?
They did it on Family Guy. I found this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4) but I'm not sure who did it first, lol. ;D
Zinaida
07-23-2008, 02:59 AM
And you ARE going to post the video RIGHT??
I dunno. Now that I’ve posted my plans I do feel compelled to post the results. I’m really self-conscious about how I record on film, but maybe I can get over it for the sake of THE BANANA! :D
;D ;D
CKXXX
07-23-2008, 07:35 AM
I dunno. Now that I’ve posted my plans I do feel compelled to post the results. I’m really self-conscious about how I record on film, but maybe I can get over it for the sake of THE BANANA! :D
;D ;D
Oh come ON...have some banana balls! You cant do something like that and NOT show us!! No fair!!>:(:'(
Jezzebelle
07-23-2008, 07:40 AM
i seen a girl put a lit cigarette in her cooch and puffed smoke out of it..right into the guys face.
I wonder if that would give her cancer?
Zinaida
07-23-2008, 08:05 AM
Oh come ON...have some banana balls! You cant do something like that and NOT show us!! No fair!!>:(:'(
Okay I will. If I do lose the gumption to post the vids for all to see I’ll at least pm you the links. :-*
catlover0106
05-30-2016, 05:19 AM
Well I've seen several at my club throw the money back at the customers. And a lot of the times the customers didn't even place it rudely. One girl with anger issues danced her set and got a decent amount of tips from several different guys. Then walked around and picked up each tips individually and crumbled it back and threw it at the guys then ran off crying and yelling. I think she was drunk...
Another weird one I saw was during my clubs weekly amateur contest. This girl her name was "cookie." I swear she just lost a bet or entered as a joke or something because it's nothing unusual to see girls who can't dance, but this girl literally grabbed onto the pole and just started charging around in circles super fast like she was about to fall off the stage. Then she just stopped and started doing the robot in the middle of the stage. Then grabbed a pole and ran around in some more circles. Then got down on the floor and started randomly rolling around. Then just threw off her bra and ran straight off stage. I had a customer comment he had never seen a stripper who he truly believe needed to wear a helmet until that night. Everyone was actually laughing though and thoroughly entertained and I actually thought she might have had a chance at winning as a joke (since the winner is declared by audience applause), but Cookie was unfortunately disqualified and refrained from ever going back on stage because the managers decided she was a liability and safety hazard.
LoveyDovey
05-30-2016, 09:33 AM
...but Cookie was unfortunately disqualified and refrained from ever going back on stage because the managers decided she was a liability and safety hazard.
:rotfl:
Lauren___leigh
05-31-2016, 10:22 AM
at a club I worked at in Omaha (the 20's) back in 2011, we had a very muscular girl working. On the stage theres a few poles towards the celling that you can hold on to and pull yourself up (pullup wise) and this girl would ALWAYS do about 15 pull ups every set and would always make bank because the guys were so impressed.
lanabby
05-31-2016, 11:07 PM
not as entertaining as the others but there was this one girl who kinda looked like mila kunis who was insane who wouldn't dance but would intensely stare at customers and point at them and over exaggerate licking her lips and pretend air fucking.
this other girl used to climb to the top of the pole and drop all the way down on her KNEES. She was like 24/7 cracked out and i saw her crying on stage a few times when she found out she was pregnant.
another girl was an alcoholic who got super drunk per usual and it was during halloween so there were carved pumpkins in the club and she put one on her head during her set and was stumbling around.
3milyth3strang3
06-02-2016, 12:22 PM
a girl at my club, once she is full nude on stage, if you tip her a 5 or greater, she balances the bill on her pussy and purposely queefs to send the money fluttering in the air..... its always so strange to see but it definitely works for her
buttonpop
06-02-2016, 04:06 PM
another girl was an alcoholic who got super drunk per usual and it was during halloween so there were carved pumpkins in the club and she put one on her head during her set and was stumbling around.
hoooly shit this made me laugh so hard. I kept thinking about that scene in The Office where Dwight gets a carved pumpkin stuck on his head. Seeing that on a girl in heels... i would prolly piss myself.
there's a woman at my club who can flex her biiiig fake tits one at a time. like bounce one, then the other. Ive only overheard customers say it was gross , but she still makes bank selling dances. Its pretty much ALL she does on stage.
At my old club we had a spinning pole that would make a loud clanging noise if you bumped into it hard. This super coked out girl would SLAM her hip into the pole and make the LOUDEST noise. She got in trouble for it because it broke the pole a few times but she kept doing it.
charlie61
06-06-2016, 10:09 PM
I recently saw a dancer sit butt-naked on a guy's face while on stage. He was standing up, she was standing on a raised tip rail, and she sat on his face. It was NOT done in a sexy manner...more of a customer-abuse move. Like, I'm pretty sure her asshole was on his nose. And she was putting on a very intense, athletic, interactive show.
Like, it was such a disgusting, unsanitary thing to do (instead of sexy and sensual), that I wasn't even offended by the undercutting/extras part of it. Because it was so clear to me that no customer would want that to happen in that way, that I don't know if it could even be considered an extra. Does that make sense?
I was just thinking, is there any guy out there who wants a sweaty stripper asshole on his nose?
Caligynephilia
06-06-2016, 11:26 PM
Not a lot of crazy stuff goes on in my club that I've seen but I am sick of these two girls at my club who constantly wear jeweled butt plugs and play with them in front of customers' faces while they're on stage.
Layla.00
06-07-2016, 10:55 AM
I recently saw a dancer sit butt-naked on a guy's face while on stage. He was standing up, she was standing on a raised tip rail, and she sat on his face. It was NOT done in a sexy manner...more of a customer-abuse move. Like, I'm pretty sure her asshole was on his nose. And she was putting on a very intense, athletic, interactive show.
Like, it was such a disgusting, unsanitary thing to do (instead of sexy and sensual), that I wasn't even offended by the undercutting/extras part of it. Because it was so clear to me that no customer would want that to happen in that way, that I don't know if it could even be considered an extra. Does that make sense?
I was just thinking, is there any guy out there who wants a sweaty stripper asshole on his nose?
Maybe this guy wasn't into it but face sitting is most definitely a thing. Sweat and all.